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2003-09-02 11:23:56 AM  
Some people just shouldn't take drugs.
 
2003-09-02 11:33:23 AM  
Hippies.
 
2003-09-02 12:08:50 PM  
Third-degree criminal mischief, a felony. Second-degree unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, a misdemeanor. Second-degree reckless endangerment, a misdemeanor. Driving while ability impaired drugs, a misdemeanor. Appearance in a public place under the influence of a drug other than alcohol, a violation. Unlawful possession of marijuana, a violation. Failure to keep right. Two inadequate tires.

I'm surprised they didn't get him for scratching his ass without a permit
 
2003-09-02 4:37:41 PM  
The festivities in this Lewis County town were mostly under control this weekend when moe.down 4 was held at the Snow Ridge Ski Area...

What is moe.down 4?

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2003-09-02 5:50:56 PM  
isn't dirty hippie a redundant redundancy?
 
2003-09-02 5:57:39 PM  
A 18 year old hippie? They still make those?
 
2003-09-02 5:57:41 PM  
Correct term is Filthy Hippy.
 
2003-09-02 5:57:50 PM  
"How do you hide money from a hippie?"

"Put it under the soap!"

/GWAR
 
2003-09-02 5:59:10 PM  
I often make this mistake too, but hippie(s) is plural and hippy is singular.
 
2003-09-02 5:59:19 PM  
I do that in vice city all the time.

After running someone over, steal the ambulance that comes. It's easier to escape when you turn on the siren, other cars get out of your way.
 
2003-09-02 6:01:06 PM  
Hey not all hippies are dirty or filthy some of us take showers, but what more important paying your water bill or getting a fat sack with the water bill money?

How can you tell if a dead head has been sleeping on your couch?

He's still there!
 
2003-09-02 6:02:44 PM  
Article makes like everyone in town knows Virgil Bush.
 
2003-09-02 6:03:20 PM  
You sure it wasn't just some coked up N'Sync fan?
 
2003-09-02 6:03:25 PM  
moe.down is a music festival that features as a headliner the band moe.
They're actually a real solid rockin band, the dirty dumb hippies not withstanding.
 
2003-09-02 6:04:12 PM  
I'm way more interested in what he was going to do with his 61-year-old passenger. He must have been stoned.
 
2003-09-02 6:06:21 PM  
How can you tell if a dead head has been sleeping on your couch?

He's still there!


How many Dead-heads does it take to change a head light?

Just one. but he has to follow it a round for twenty years till it burns out.
 
2003-09-02 6:06:48 PM  
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2003-09-02 6:08:10 PM  
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2003-09-02 6:08:35 PM  
Well, I find it hard to believe with the extent of the violence he committed that he was only smoking pot. Seems like something more speedy would contribute to those actions...Maybe X as in the Windshield Murder Case.

/giving THC a bad wrap
 
2003-09-02 6:13:02 PM  
sick_mother_farker: word.
 
2003-09-02 6:15:10 PM  
What makes them think he was on drugs?
 
2003-09-02 6:15:23 PM  
A 18 year old hippie? They still make those?

Yesa, unfortunately they do. Little bastards. Going on and on like no one ever listened to Zeplin before them.
 
2003-09-02 6:15:44 PM  
Was he on his way home from Burning Man?
 
2003-09-02 6:16:46 PM  
i...said...STOP...bad-mouthing...the...HIPPIES!!!
 
2003-09-02 6:21:39 PM  
anyone who finds himself driving away from an accident nekkid in an ambulance is cool as shiat in my book.

Forsythe P. Jones: Hey Mr. Hippie, Glad to meecha . . . .
 
2003-09-02 6:21:54 PM  
Damn Hippies.
 
2003-09-02 6:22:23 PM  
No one was injured during any of the incidents, deputies said.
According to deputies, Daniel Basso was charged with:
Third-degree criminal mischief, a felony.
Second-degree unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, a misdemeanor.
And having an abnormally small penis.
 
2003-09-02 6:23:23 PM  
So really whats being said is that a hippy is dirty and does drugs.........and they like to be naked? right?
 
2003-09-02 6:26:08 PM  
Pootie: According to deputies, Daniel Basso was charged with:
Third-degree criminal mischief, a felony.
Second-degree unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, a misdemeanor.
And having an abnormally small penis


"Your honor, my client wishes to plead not guilty on the first two counts, and not guilty by reason of cold temperature on the third."
 
2003-09-02 6:29:09 PM  
Old WOD motto: "Just say no"

New WOD motto: "Don't drive trippin"

/Moe is pretty good; attracts a crowd that is more than just hippies.
 
2003-09-02 6:30:46 PM  
I don't know what everyone's complaining about; it's just not a successful night out on the town without running a bunch of old people off the road.
 
2003-09-02 6:30:51 PM  
Dirty hippies suck. farking greasy, smelly, unclean bastards. The great UNWASHED.
 
2003-09-02 6:31:01 PM  
What is yellow and orange and looks good on a hippy?

Fire

What is the difference between a hippy and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a hippy.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in VW vans.
 
2003-09-02 6:31:19 PM  
Yup. Also, overly sensetive, easily offended people who can't take a joke are by far the most fun to be around.
 
2003-09-02 6:32:35 PM  
CoronaKing: Yep. Nothing wrong with that. We do it a few times a year when we go camping in the state park.

Everyone should embrace their inner hippie.
 
2003-09-02 6:33:06 PM  
Crap, I forgot to direct that. It's for CoronaKing.
 
2003-09-02 6:36:27 PM  
What are you worried about. Hippies don't have computers.

/peace love faith hope and charity
 
2003-09-02 6:36:57 PM  
Good_Moleman_To_You: Hehe. You young hippies these days. ;)
 
2003-09-02 6:40:35 PM  
don't fark with flo


/probably one of 3 people on fark who've heard moe.
 
2003-09-02 6:43:03 PM  
I think something like that happens after every hippy concert. Doesn't it?

Could a local comment on this article? Possibly one that remembers when that one guy crossed the median on the interstate after Grassroots?
 
2003-09-02 6:44:39 PM  
What are you saying Moleman, Im not sensative I have just always misunderstood the meaning of hippie all these years, always think of free spirit, living off the earth and pot. Honestly were all a lil' hippie'ish.
 
2003-09-02 6:44:59 PM  
[Insert reference to brown acid here]
 
2003-09-02 6:45:41 PM  
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2003-09-02 6:46:51 PM  
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"Neil, you stupid dirty hippie"
 
2003-09-02 7:02:14 PM  
Charged with blah, blah , blah and "Appearance in a public place under the influence of a drug other than alcohol, a violation."

It's illegal to be stoned now? I don't think that's a state law. Must be some backwoods town ordinance designed to let them arrest people who look too happy.
 
2003-09-02 7:06:59 PM  
"The Young Ones"
 
2003-09-02 7:08:56 PM  
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2003-09-02 7:09:51 PM  
NakedApe: It's illegal to be stoned now?

well, unless you have a medical permit, or live in Alaska, pretty much, yes. Recreational pot use is, in fact, illegal in the US, as backward as that fact is.
 
2003-09-02 7:12:57 PM  
"Dirty hippie collides with pickup and tractor; attempts to leave scene naked, driving ambulance"

Sounds like a plot summary for about half the movies made in the 60s.
 
2003-09-02 7:13:32 PM  
"Unlawful possession of marijuana, a violation."

/guesses they put 2 and 2 together, them bastards...
 
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