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(The Northerner Online)   Hostage taker trades hostages for beer   ( divider line
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2181 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2001 at 9:43 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-26 09:44:57 PM  
Hell, I'd trade people for beer too.
2001-10-26 09:46:59 PM  
Hell, he knew he was farked, mite-az-well get drunk.
2001-10-26 09:48:00 PM  
Hostages were freed. Man gets beer. Nobody hurt. I like a happy ending; makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

he who likes happy endings
2001-10-26 09:51:09 PM  
nah... he should have held a couple and bartered them for a pizza.
2001-10-26 09:52:12 PM  
He went about getting them the wrong way, but the man just wanted beer and boobies like all the rest of us (guys.. and some girls)!
2001-10-26 09:55:59 PM  
When he gets out of jail does he get a job here at
2001-10-26 10:02:38 PM  
Wa-hey! A smart hostage-taker! Note to FBI hostage-rescue team: next time, trade beer for hostages.
2001-10-26 10:13:34 PM  
i am sadly beer-less tonight..time to take some hostages!
2001-10-26 10:15:28 PM  
He should have asked for ice tea. If he gets drunk, he won't remember he did it and try again.
2001-10-26 10:29:29 PM  
Geez, I'd take the six pack hostage and demand a girl in exchange.
2001-10-26 10:30:42 PM  
"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."
2001-10-26 10:31:32 PM  
Anyone for some ICE BEER?!?! :))))))))))))
2001-10-26 10:40:05 PM  
I have beer, trading for Ladies with a set(2) boobies. Reply here if interested. PS age of women must be no more than 30 and no less than 15.
2001-10-26 10:41:20 PM  
I can't believe he settled for a six-pack of Budweiser. Surely he could have pulled a full case or a six pack of something good. mmmm... Guiness hostages
2001-10-26 10:50:26 PM  
Mmmmmmmm, Buuuuurp-Wiseeeeer !
2001-10-26 11:15:14 PM  
good times
2001-10-26 11:23:49 PM  
wait...... there are other ways to solve conflicts?

"alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of our problems"
- Homer Jay Simpson
2001-10-26 11:29:31 PM  
This guy doesn't happen to be a College Sophmore, does he?
2001-10-26 11:42:21 PM  
"I think that was a good trade, a six-pack of beer for a 9-year-old boy, don't you?"

Damn. This guy is brilliant!
2001-10-26 11:43:46 PM  
damn, i just got back from BUYING a six pack o' new castle, had i read this article before i left, i'd be up 7 bucks.
2001-10-27 12:00:11 AM  
I'm just a few short months from turning 21, and even though I don't drink I can't wait. This is because I had dreams of becoming the ultimate carryout for high schoolers. Now, if these kids start to take hostages for beer, my plans may be ruined.

There's always meth.

2001-10-27 12:53:37 AM  
Man, that's so lame... I walk into stores all the time while holding infants at gunpoint. Store clerks always give me beer.
2001-10-27 12:33:35 PM  
Imagine that, he's from Georgia......

Ron Tugnutt says,"We regularly trade people for beer in the Great White North."
2001-10-27 04:48:16 PM  
on a completely unrelated note, you all need to contribute to drew's beer fund, fast
2001-10-27 11:51:26 PM  
Behold the power of beer.
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