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2011-07-01 2:46:38 PM  
They'll ignore it.
 
2011-07-01 2:47:48 PM  
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2011-07-01 2:49:48 PM  
I guess nobody is getting laid in Ohio, tonight.
 
2011-07-01 2:49:52 PM  
as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?
 
2011-07-01 2:50:08 PM  
I wish they would have reminded me yesterday - oh well, live and learn.
 
2011-07-01 2:50:33 PM  
Thank goodness. I almost forgot.
 
2011-07-01 2:50:44 PM  
The proposed legislation would define an animal as any creature, dead or alive, that is nonhuman.

So, given that people contain a high percentage of bacteria and so on, doesn't this make basically all sex illegal?

Also, it seems like a bad idea to have a legal definition of 'animal' that has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual meaning of the word. Will probably lead to legal confusion at some point.
 
2011-07-01 2:50:49 PM  
All it takes is one sicko to ruin it for everybody.
 
2011-07-01 2:50:58 PM  
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2011-07-01 2:51:15 PM  
Poor dog. If I lived closer I'd adopt her.

/girlfriend out of town for the week
 
2011-07-01 2:51:15 PM  
Neighbor Rosario DeLeon said Bower placed a "Just Married" sign in the back of his car after adopting his pet.

What does he think this is, Austalia?

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2011-07-01 2:51:24 PM  

skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?


Animals can't consent to being buttfarked.
 
2011-07-01 2:51:27 PM  
PSA tag?
 
2011-07-01 2:51:54 PM  
Farm animals typically are better looking than most of the woman in Ohio.
 
2011-07-01 2:53:01 PM  
Fb- the father?
 
2011-07-01 2:55:37 PM  

House of Tards: skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

Animals can't consent to being buttfarked.


well, I don't know about the buttfarking part but animals can't consent to being vagifarked either yet we have animals all over the place.
 
2011-07-01 2:56:06 PM  

skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?


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There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.

Sex without consent is the definition of rape. Even the most allowing of definitions it is still sexual abuse at best.

It is illegal to abuse animals.

Therefore, sex with non-human animals is illegal.
=Smidge=
 
2011-07-01 2:56:42 PM  
FTFA: "We're anxious to get her out of here and into a decent home, and I'm sure many people will be willing to take her under their wing once she can be adopted out.


Of course, now that they know she puts out.
 
2011-07-01 2:57:13 PM  

skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?


because not all animals can say NAY
 
2011-07-01 2:57:25 PM  
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"That's interspecies erotica, f**ko!"
 
2011-07-01 2:58:41 PM  

Jim_Callahan: The proposed legislation would define an animal as any creature, dead or alive, that is nonhuman.

So, given that people contain a high percentage of bacteria and so on, doesn't this make basically all sex illegal?

.

If your dick can penetrate a bacteria you have more things to worry about than this thread
 
2011-07-01 3:00:21 PM  

swangoatman: If your dick can penetrate a bacteria you have more things to worry about than this thread


:D
 
2011-07-01 3:00:22 PM  
Farm animals are just asking for it with the way they stand there without any clothes on.
 
2011-07-01 3:00:47 PM  
Beastiality?

Well, America's gotta be #1 in SOMETHING.
 
2011-07-01 3:00:56 PM  
Did they remember to include an exemption for homo sapiens?
 
2011-07-01 3:00:56 PM  
The government should not be telling me who I can and cannot have sex with.
 
2011-07-01 3:01:04 PM  

swangoatman: Jim_Callahan: The proposed legislation would define an animal as any creature, dead or alive, that is nonhuman.

So, given that people contain a high percentage of bacteria and so on, doesn't this make basically all sex illegal?

.
If your dick can penetrate a bacteria you have more things to worry about than this thread


Once you go mitochondria, you never go back
 
2011-07-01 3:01:12 PM  
Jake Havechek:
I guess nobody is getting laid in Ohio, tonight.

Seen the women in Ohio? I thought not...........

/It's a mecca of mugly................
 
2011-07-01 3:01:58 PM  
Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman farkin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
 
2011-07-01 3:02:53 PM  

Smidge204: skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

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There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.

Sex without consent is the definition of rape. Even the most allowing of definitions it is still sexual abuse at best.

It is illegal to abuse animals.

Therefore, sex with non-human animals is illegal.
=Smidge=


What about where the animal mounts them and goes to town ?
since it is the one doing the act is that implied consent ?
 
2011-07-01 3:03:40 PM  
Wow.

Just. Wow.

Why, Ohio? Why? There is no race to be this stupid. There is no prize to be first for this law.

/Statehouse is next door @ work.
 
2011-07-01 3:04:20 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Farm animals are just asking for it with the way they stand there without any clothes on.



I can always count on you!
 
2011-07-01 3:04:33 PM  

swangoatman: skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

because not all animals can say NAY


heehee
 
2011-07-01 3:04:40 PM  
Well there goes my reason for going to Ohio. :-)
 
2011-07-01 3:05:48 PM  
Well at least for once a bestiality news story didn't take place in Washington.
 
2011-07-01 3:06:32 PM  
State Reps. Jay Goyal and Jeff McClain introduced legislation to make sexually abusing an animal a fifth-degree felony.

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Well, so much for breeding farm animals in the state.

Unless, of course, there will be exceptions allowing the rape of animals so long as it's done by farmers-- but only to make a profit-- not for fun.

Seriously, from a legal point of view what's the difference between farking the dog for the fun of it in the suburbs vs. forcibly inseminating a sow down on the farm? In a free society, "The thought of it makes me feel icky" is not a valid reason to outlaw something.




/I know, I know-- meat tastes better when rape is involved.
//Don't kid yourself though-- meat IS a luxury. One we could all live just fine without.

 
2011-07-01 3:06:59 PM  

House of Tards: skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

Animals can't consent to being buttfarked.


So we have a legal rationale for the illegality of the animal as the catcher. What about for the animal as the pitcher?
 
2011-07-01 3:07:17 PM  

Smidge204: There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.



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"Wag your tail once for yes, twice for hell yes. Of course I can't even explain this messaging system to you cuz, ya know, I'm a farking dog"



/ :)
 
2011-07-01 3:08:42 PM  
Enjoying this thread...

/Living in Ohio, and having just rescued a cute biatch...
 
2011-07-01 3:09:21 PM  
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2011-07-01 3:09:29 PM  

Smidge204: There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.

Sex without consent is the definition of rape. Even the most allowing of definitions it is still sexual abuse at best.

It is illegal to abuse animals.

Therefore, sex with non-human animals is illegal.
=Smidge=



So it's wrong to FARK an animal because it can't give consent, but perfectly OK to slit its throat and eat the muscle tissue?
 
2011-07-01 3:09:49 PM  
Dwight Schrute: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching...
 
2011-07-01 3:10:27 PM  
Will lambskin condoms be baaaaaaanned?
 
2011-07-01 3:10:54 PM  
DanZero:

I guess that's better than being stuck in your lab...

/rimshot
 
2011-07-01 3:11:22 PM  

Riche: Smidge204: There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.

Sex without consent is the definition of rape. Even the most allowing of definitions it is still sexual abuse at best.

It is illegal to abuse animals.

Therefore, sex with non-human animals is illegal.
=Smidge=


So it's wrong to FARK an animal because it can't give consent, but perfectly OK to slit its throat and eat the muscle tissue?


You ever cut a hole in a watermelon and shove your dick in there?
 
2011-07-01 3:12:37 PM  

Riche: Smidge204: There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.

Sex without consent is the definition of rape. Even the most allowing of definitions it is still sexual abuse at best.

It is illegal to abuse animals.

Therefore, sex with non-human animals is illegal.
=Smidge=


So it's wrong to FARK an animal because it can't give consent, but perfectly OK to slit its throat and eat the muscle tissue?


Well we sort of have to eat, you know, so we don't die.
 
2011-07-01 3:14:16 PM  
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2011-07-01 3:14:54 PM  
Don't worry Citizens, it will still be legal to kill and eat animals. After all, that is all that matters.

/Violence YES
/Sex NO
 
2011-07-01 3:16:14 PM  

skullkrusher: House of Tards: skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

Animals can't consent to being buttfarked.

well, I don't know about the buttfarking part but animals can't consent to being vagifarked either yet we have animals all over the place.


Doubt they consent to being slaughtered and made into burgers, either.
 
2011-07-01 3:16:28 PM  

Riche: //Don't kid yourself though-- meat IS a luxury. One we could all live just fine without.


[image from saturdaynightclothing.com too old to be available]
 
2011-07-01 3:17:43 PM  

Jake Havechek: You ever cut a hole in a watermelon and shove your dick in there?


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I don't remember telling you to do that.
 
2011-07-01 3:18:02 PM  
Having sex with a dead chicken = felony

Beheading 25 chickens, removing their limbs, marinating them in delicious sauce, then serving them in a paper bucket with many beers = Tuesday at BW3s.

Gotcha.

Gotta look out for the well-being of those animals...
 
2011-07-01 3:18:15 PM  

Katolu: skullkrusher: House of Tards: skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

Animals can't consent to being buttfarked.

well, I don't know about the buttfarking part but animals can't consent to being vagifarked either yet we have animals all over the place.

Doubt they consent to being slaughtered and made into burgers, either.


or to wear clothes

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/white knighting for the sheep shaggers
//must be the Welsh in me
 
2011-07-01 3:18:46 PM  
This law could have far reaching ramifications
 
2011-07-01 3:18:48 PM  

RandomExcess: Don't worry Citizens, it will still be legal to kill and eat animals. After all, that is all that matters.

/Violence YES
/Sex NO


Are you saying that you should not eat the one you love?
 
2011-07-01 3:20:42 PM  
My favorite tidbit FTFA: "Neighbor Rosario DeLeon said Bower placed a "Just Married" sign in the back of his car after adopting his pet."

Yeah, that might tip someone off.
 
2011-07-01 3:21:27 PM  

Smidge204: skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

[notsureifserious.jpg]

There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.

Sex without consent is the definition of rape. Even the most allowing of definitions it is still sexual abuse at best.

It is illegal to abuse animals.

Therefore, sex with non-human animals is illegal.
=Smidge=


Do animals give consent to be eaten or turned into shoes?
 
2011-07-01 3:21:55 PM  

Thelyphthoric: This law could have far reaching ramifornications

 
2011-07-01 3:22:24 PM  
There's no law yet on farking animals in Ohio.
Trent Reznor is from Ohio.
He want to fark you like an animal.

Coincidence? I think not.
 
2011-07-01 3:23:54 PM  
Ram Fornications? That's a Baaaaad pun.
 
2011-07-01 3:24:19 PM  

Riche: //Don't kid yourself though-- meat IS a luxury. One we could all live just fine without.


So? Indoor plumbing is a luxury. Electricity is a luxury. Not having to grow, gather or hunt your own food is a luxury.
 
2011-07-01 3:24:35 PM  

schattenteufel: There's no law yet on farking animals in Ohio.
Trent Reznor is from Ohio.
He want to fark you like an animal.

Coincidence? I think not.


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2011-07-01 3:24:58 PM  
Jesus, a bestiality thread and all the frickin' vegan jackoffs show up.....
 
2011-07-01 3:25:32 PM  

schattenteufel: There's no law yet on farking animals in Ohio.
Trent Reznor is from Ohio.
He want to fark you like an animal.

Coincidence? I think not.



correction, he's from PA, but he LIVED in Ohio.
 
2011-07-01 3:26:49 PM  
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People are always saying things like "but if we allow gays to marry, people will be able to marry their dog"

Good! I hope a guy blows his dog, what do I care?
 
2011-07-01 3:26:50 PM  

skullkrusher: well, I don't know about the buttfarking part but animals can't consent to being vagifarked either yet we have animals all over the place.


So by your logic, since feral cats fight, we should be able to legally shove firecrackers up a cat's ass.
 
2011-07-01 3:27:06 PM  

Jake Havechek: Jesus, a bestiality thread and all the frickin' vegan jackoffs show up.....



When Vegans say they won't eat meat because they love animals, the mean they really LOVE animals!

/in the carnal sense.
//as in sexually.
 
2011-07-01 3:27:51 PM  

RexTalionis: Riche: //Don't kid yourself though-- meat IS a luxury. One we could all live just fine without.

So? Indoor plumbing is a luxury. Electricity is a luxury. Not having to grow, gather or hunt your own food is a luxury.


Hell, a bed is a luxury, as is indoor heating, daily baths, every form of transportation besides walking, and a whole ton of other things that makes your life more comfortable, but is completely unnecessary for living.
 
2011-07-01 3:29:49 PM  

House of Tards: skullkrusher: well, I don't know about the buttfarking part but animals can't consent to being vagifarked either yet we have animals all over the place.

So by your logic, since feral cats fight, we should be able to legally shove firecrackers up a cat's ass.


I'm still trying to figure out your logic.

We don't get consent before slaughtering animals and that's probably a bit more dangerous than some redneck's relatively tiny pecker compared to what most animals pack. Maybe we can limit it to vaginal sex as long as the male animal of the species has a larger dick than a human.
 
2011-07-01 3:30:05 PM  
Does the law make an exception if it was accidental?

You know:
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2011-07-01 3:30:37 PM  

JonnyBGoode: Ram Fornications? That's a Baaaaad pun.


just horsing around
 
2011-07-01 3:40:58 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Even though the vast majority of cases reported in the media involve a male human boning a female animal (shudder) the web is rife with videos of American housewives (and sometimes their teen daughters) in well appointed homes enthusiastically getting it on with Rex the family dog.

The notion that this is filmed only Eastern European shiatholes by seedy pornographers using strung-out-on-drugs prostitutes is, quite simply, a myth.

I can see how a male human having sex with a female dog/horse/cow/etc could be construed as abuse, but how is it abuse when the family dog is willingly going to town on Mrs. Johnson down the block?

Also, ultimately, if that many videos of female/dog action are appearing online on such a regular basis, this practice - much like consensual incest - is likely far more commonplace than anyone realizes.


In a related not how would a human male cause harm to a female horse with his junk?
Most dogs understandable they are small tearing and damage could happen. But some breeds same thing.


The reason they are thinking of putting this law in is that in Many cases there are no signs of harm to the animal and so the animal cruelty laws will not apply.
 
sp
2011-07-01 3:43:48 PM  
skullkrusher

2011-07-01 02:49:52 PM


as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

Twin 40s

2011-07-01 03:00:56 PM


The government should not be telling me who I can and cannot have sex with.


I really hope you're trolling.
 
2011-07-01 3:45:16 PM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Even though the vast majority of cases reported in the media involve a male human boning a female animal (shudder) the web is rife with videos of American housewives (and sometimes their teen daughters) in well appointed homes enthusiastically getting it on with Rex the family dog.

The notion that this is filmed only Eastern European shiatholes by seedy pornographers using strung-out-on-drugs prostitutes is, quite simply, a myth.

I can see how a male human having sex with a female dog/horse/cow/etc could be construed as abuse, but how is it abuse when the family dog is willingly going to town on Mrs. Johnson down the block?

Also, ultimately, if that many videos of female/dog action are appearing online on such a regular basis, this practice - much like consensual incest - is likely far more commonplace than anyone realizes.


Sir: You bring up some disturbing points. I truly hope you do not have references...

/Having had a wife, and a teenage daughter, and a dog named Rex... Not named Johnson, but I've been called a Dick (middle name)... Does that count?
 
2011-07-01 3:45:59 PM  

RexTalionis: RexTalionis: Riche: //Don't kid yourself though-- meat IS a luxury. One we could all live just fine without.

So? Indoor plumbing is a luxury. Electricity is a luxury. Not having to grow, gather or hunt your own food is a luxury.

Hell, a bed is a luxury, as is indoor heating, daily baths, every form of transportation besides walking, and a whole ton of other things that makes your life more comfortable, but is completely unnecessary for living.


I don't think that even YOU know what point you're trying to make.

The "meat is a luxury, not a necessity" comment is a rebuttal to the argument that slaughtering animals is somehow morally superior to f*cking them, because after all we "need" to eat. And it is a strong rebuttal. Yours...is not.


Yeah, meat is a luxury, a delicious luxury that I partake of often. That means that animals are being slaughtered on my behalf. So, while I despise animal abuse, clearly I am using a somewhat lax definition thereof...one which, if it excludes the slaughterhouse, might well exclude certain forms of bestiality as well.

/did I just type that? *barf*
 
2011-07-01 3:48:35 PM  
Damn right it should be illegal. Next thing you know some hog will be banging a d-list rapper on video which will lead to god awful reality show ...oh, wait. Nevermind. See, it just proves my point.
 
2011-07-01 4:02:46 PM  

sp: skullkrusher

2011-07-01 02:49:52 PM


as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

Twin 40s

2011-07-01 03:00:56 PM


The government should not be telling me who I can and cannot have sex with.


I really hope you're trolling.


nope
 
sp
2011-07-01 4:07:50 PM  
skullkrusher

2011-07-01 04:02:46 PM


sp: skullkrusher

2011-07-01 02:49:52 PM


as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

Twin 40s

2011-07-01 03:00:56 PM


The government should not be telling me who I can and cannot have sex with.


I really hope you're trolling.

nope

I guess that validates the slippery slope argument.
 
2011-07-01 4:13:51 PM  

sp: skullkrusher

2011-07-01 04:02:46 PM


sp: skullkrusher

2011-07-01 02:49:52 PM


as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

Twin 40s

2011-07-01 03:00:56 PM


The government should not be telling me who I can and cannot have sex with.


I really hope you're trolling.

nope

I guess that validates the slippery slope argument.


hehe not really. It is already legal in Ohio. I am just asking why people think it should be illegal.
Assuming the animal isn't hurt, what's the harm... aside from it being really icky
 
2011-07-01 4:19:36 PM  
They should also include a warning about the women of Toledo
 
2011-07-01 4:29:32 PM  
"Like many of my fellow Ohioans, I was appalled that such an act is currently legal in our state," Goyal said. "This is something I find repulsive, and has the potential to be seriously damaging to animals that are violated.

Every state has laws against animal cruelty - so that's not the issue. But if we choose to make repulisve behavior equate to criminal behavior, then Katy bar the door - we're going to need a lot more jails.
 
2011-07-01 4:35:16 PM  

trippdogg: Every state has laws against animal cruelty - so that's not the issue. But if we choose to make repulisve behavior equate to criminal behavior, then Katy bar the door - we're going to need a lot more jails.


We outlawed that icky homogay sex once, but then decided locking up offenders in close quarters with hundreds of other men might not be a good idea. So we just decided to deny them the insurance benefits as a legal couple and the power to adopt instead.

/we dun told you they'd be trying things with the turtles if we didn't stop it!
 
2011-07-01 4:41:44 PM  

House of Tards: skullkrusher: well, I don't know about the buttfarking part but animals can't consent to being vagifarked either yet we have animals all over the place.

So by your logic, since feral cats fight, we should be able to legally shove firecrackers up a cat's ass.


Yes?
 
2011-07-01 4:49:34 PM  
OK this dude is certainly a freak. But were all missing the important thing here. The picture of the cute reporter on the left side of the pg. I would go animal with her any time.
 
2011-07-01 4:49:49 PM  
Would the sex with dead animals portion of the law cover jacking off while wearing a leather glove?

...or a lambskin condom, for that matter.
 
2011-07-01 5:04:47 PM  
His wife, a dog?

He wouldn't be the first man, I'll tell you that.
 
2011-07-01 5:06:16 PM  
Law makes it illegal to eat one of these
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Because we all know what part of the pig they use in hotdogs.

"Living or Dead"?
 
2011-07-01 5:09:36 PM  
Tell em with a bullet and be done with it..

If you don't know you shouldn't be raping a reindeer or shaggin a sheep... then you do not belong in this realm of existance.
 
2011-07-01 5:33:53 PM  

Smidge204: There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.


I'm gonna go with:
- if the animal doesn't sink its fangs or claws into you then it's a YES
- if it rips your balls off and eats them then it's probably a NO

And what's up with calling this a felony? Felony use to mean that you did something real bad like cutting up a 80 year old nun with a chainsaw. Now you can almost get one just by j-walking. WTF?

Back on topic: can dogs get arrested for trying to hump your leg?

/breeders gonna be surprised if there's no exemption in there for them
//the peanut butter trick still ok?
 
2011-07-01 5:36:39 PM  
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2011-07-01 5:36:47 PM  
ah, good ol' Shelby, where the dogs are lovers and the blacks have to be out by sundown.
 
2011-07-01 5:37:30 PM  

DigitalCoffee: Smidge204: There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.

I'm gonna go with:
- if the animal doesn't sink its fangs or claws into you then it's a YES
- if it rips your balls off and eats them then it's probably a NO

And what's up with calling this a felony? Felony use to mean that you did something real bad like cutting up a 80 year old nun with a chainsaw. Now you can almost get one just by j-walking. WTF?

Back on topic: can dogs get arrested for trying to hump your leg?

/breeders gonna be surprised if there's no exemption in there for them
//the peanut butter trick still ok?


As long as it is your dog.
 
2011-07-01 5:40:24 PM  
shiat, it didn't like the link I provided before.

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/Because it's your dog.
 
2011-07-01 5:49:32 PM  
So I guess sheep skin condoms are illegal in Ohio now. What about leather sex toys though? At what point do we begin considering the dead creature sufficiently processed to be okay for involvement in sexual acts? Like is it a felony of if someone decides to Americanize a Shepard's Pie?

/Inquiring minds
 
2011-07-01 5:49:41 PM  
TTIIWOF

This Thread Is Incomplete Without Furries.

/just sayin
 
2011-07-01 6:11:46 PM  

Smidge204: skullkrusher: as sick as it sounds... why should it be illegal?

[notsureifserious.jpg]

There is currently no way to prove an animal is capable of consent.

Sex without consent is the definition of rape. Even the most allowing of definitions it is still sexual abuse at best.

It is illegal to abuse animals.

Therefore, sex with non-human animals is illegal.
=Smidge=



Well, if an animal farks you, I suspect that implies consent on their part. You must not spend much time on the internet.
 
2011-07-01 6:19:41 PM  
why don't you ask these people Link (new window)

**WARNING EXTREME NSFW**
 
2011-07-01 6:29:31 PM  

JonnyBGoode: TTIIWOF

This Thread Is Incomplete Without Furries.

/just sayin


Relavent to my interests...

/big fan of Kuu
 
2011-07-01 6:31:44 PM  
I wonder, if you Fark a pillow pet, would that be simulated sex?????

/as I sit here next to a pillow pets display at CVS
 
2011-07-01 7:56:50 PM  

MetaRinka: why don't you ask these people Link (new window)

**WARNING EXTREME NSFW**


Wish I hadn't clicked. Spent .07 of a second there.
 
2011-07-01 9:19:27 PM  
Look, make it legal, make it illegal, I don't care, but I hope no one thinks of prison time. Fine people, sure, but I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for someone to be locked up for farking Fluffy. It's gross, it's sick, but "we all have to make sacrifices", and until schools stop laying off teachers, I'm not going to be down with almost any new criminal offense with prison terms.
 
2011-07-01 9:54:55 PM  
So whats the difference between this and letting people have sex with drug addicted hookers in Vegas? Sure they consent, cause if they dont they get beat by their pimp or cant get their fix. So really they cant say no either. Granted the hookers need to be tagged, caged, tested and if found not to be suitable for interactions with humans put down.
 
2011-07-01 10:10:41 PM  

Riche: State Reps. Jay Goyal and Jeff McClain introduced legislation to make sexually abusing an animal a fifth-degree felony.

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Well, so much for breeding farm animals in the state.

Unless, of course, there will be exceptions allowing the rape of animals so long as it's done by farmers-- but only to make a profit-- not for fun.

Seriously, from a legal point of view what's the difference between farking the dog for the fun of it in the suburbs vs. forcibly inseminating a sow down on the farm? In a free society, "The thought of it makes me feel icky" is not a valid reason to outlaw something.

/I know, I know-- meat tastes better when rape is involved.
//Don't kid yourself though-- meat IS a luxury. One we could all live just fine without.


They're the same species. Because we can't define consent, we're assuming consent is implied.

The root of this here is inter-species relations. Except with vampires, humans have a problem with that--nature Just Don't Like the offspring of a pig and a human walking around on mutant legs. So nature a) makes the biologies incompatible, and b) hardwires us to find it 'icky'.

In other words, although we're trying not to say it, the real problem is that they're just the wrong species.

So it's okay if a pig rapes a pig. It's just not okay if a human rapes a pig.
 
2011-07-01 11:26:14 PM  

PsiChick: In other words, although we're trying not to say it, the real problem is that they're just the wrong species.


Rishathra ftw.
 
2011-07-01 11:42:33 PM  

Jake Havechek: Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman farkin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.


Senora Hands?
 
2011-07-02 7:37:36 AM  
In other news, OH women are up in arms about having to compete with sheep.
 
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