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(Some Guy)   Milk does a body good, unless you're spraying officers in the face with it from your breasts   (fox8.com) divider line
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10613 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2011 at 11:24 AM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2011-06-27 11:25:28 AM  
Was it Cambodian? Because I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milk.
 
2011-06-27 11:26:13 AM  
This sounds hot?
 
2011-06-27 11:26:43 AM  
Was that wrong? Should she not have been doing that?
 
2011-06-27 11:26:43 AM  
Fap worthy indeed
 
2011-06-27 11:27:16 AM  
Do they spray up, down, straight ahead, or in a wide pattern for which there is no escape?
 
2011-06-27 11:27:34 AM  
and... and... wait for it... and you're a dude
 
2011-06-27 11:28:12 AM  
domestic disturbance? that's a double-D, right?
 
2011-06-27 11:29:13 AM  
Boob thread?
 
2011-06-27 11:29:15 AM  
I usually have to pay extra for that.
/fap
 
2011-06-27 11:29:52 AM  
When I was a kid, I had a babysitter that amused us by whipping out one of her gorilla tits and squirting breast milk across the room at the cat.
 
2011-06-27 11:29:54 AM  
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2011-06-27 11:30:42 AM  

rogue_L_chick: When I was a kid, I had a babysitter that amused us by whipping out one of her gorilla tits and squirting breast milk across the room at the cat.


...Continue
 
2011-06-27 11:30:45 AM  
This calls for a full pat-down of all breasts! We must keep law enforcement safe. I can start work immediately.
 
2011-06-27 11:30:45 AM  
http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jun/27/6/sheriff-woman-sprays-deputies​-breast-mi lk-ar-567339/

link with mug shot. I'd suckle it!
 
2011-06-27 11:30:56 AM  
Breast-feeding mother drinking alcohol? Where's the child-endangerment charge to add to that list?
 
2011-06-27 11:33:17 AM  
I tried that once to be funny, but the cop got seriously pissed off. It's more than just assault since you can pass diseases via breast milk. After that though, it propelled me to lose some weight and now I look like a normal man and no longer lactate.
 
2011-06-27 11:37:11 AM  
I've always wanted to be a police officer ...
 
2011-06-27 11:37:12 AM  

b04155: Breast-feeding mother drinking alcohol? Where's the child-endangerment charge to add to that list?


It's not actually dangerous unless you drink enough to kill you and immediately feed the child. There is more alcohol in that sippy cup of apple juice that you poured 3 hours ago than in breast milk after a couple shots of vodka.
 
2011-06-27 11:37:47 AM  

reddc: http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jun/27/6/sheriff-woman-sprays-deputie​s​-breast-m i lk-ar-567339/

link with mug shot. I'd suckle it!


Definitely! I'd drink her milk, and make her swallow mine.
 
2011-06-27 11:37:59 AM  
What happens when the officers fire back?

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2011-06-27 11:38:02 AM  
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2011-06-27 11:39:12 AM  
Gross. I imagine it smelled/tasted like rancid SPAM.

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2011-06-27 11:39:19 AM  
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2011-06-27 11:39:37 AM  
I can't form an opinion on this without pics.
 
2011-06-27 11:39:56 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gross. I imagine it smelled/tasted like rancid SPAM.


i'd hit it.
 
2011-06-27 11:39:58 AM  
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MILM
 
2011-06-27 11:41:06 AM  
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2011-06-27 11:41:44 AM  
Hey... that is not bad for Delaware.
 
2011-06-27 11:41:44 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gross. I imagine it smelled/tasted like rancid SPAM.

i'd hit it.


Ehhh... I don't know, there's something about the jaw line... I'd have to see her from a different angle and/or be drunk.
 
2011-06-27 11:42:18 AM  
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that's not how you refill them, sweetie.
 
2011-06-27 11:43:54 AM  
I usually have to pay extra for that.
 
2011-06-27 11:45:01 AM  
Just add some Kahlua; she's already got the cream and alcohol covered.
 
2011-06-27 11:45:47 AM  
I also usually check comments.

/shakes fist
 
2011-06-27 11:47:32 AM  
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2011-06-27 11:47:42 AM  
In b4 some Farkette says "Gee, a lot of Farkers in here have mommy issues...."
 
2011-06-27 11:49:27 AM  

reddc: link with mug shot. I'd suckle it!


Damn. She got that defiant skanky-hot "yeah I squirted them, whacha gonna do about it" thing going on.
 
2011-06-27 11:50:46 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ehhh... I don't know, there's something about the jaw line... I'd have to see her from a different angle and/or be drunk.


For a mugshot, that's pretty hot.
 
2011-06-27 11:51:42 AM  

Grimdeath: Just add some Kahlua; she's already got the cream and alcohol covered.


Nice one!
 
2011-06-27 11:53:15 AM  

Somacandra: reddc: link with mug shot. I'd suckle it!

Damn. She got that defiant skanky-hot "yeah I squirted them, whacha gonna do about it" thing going on.


And she's a drunk! Bonus points!
 
2011-06-27 11:53:56 AM  
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/Q&D
 
2011-06-27 11:55:09 AM  

The_Sponge: Was it Cambodian? Because I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milk.


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2011-06-27 11:57:04 AM  

paquerette: b04155: Breast-feeding mother drinking alcohol? Where's the child-endangerment charge to add to that list?

It's not actually dangerous unless you drink enough to kill you and immediately feed the child. There is more alcohol in that sippy cup of apple juice that you poured 3 hours ago than in breast milk after a couple shots of vodka.


I was just more surprised it wasn't tacked on in the first place.
 
2011-06-27 11:57:17 AM  

Somacandra: reddc: link with mug shot. I'd suckle it!

Damn. She got that defiant skanky-hot "yeah I squirted them, whacha gonna do about it" thing going on.


This. I was thinking she looked like the type who'd do anything AND let you film it, but would roll her eyes and act annoyed the whole time.
 
2011-06-27 11:57:59 AM  

rogue_L_chick: This. I was thinking she looked like the type who'd do anything AND let you film it, but would roll her eyes and act annoyed the whole time.


mom?
 
2011-06-27 12:01:12 PM  

b04155: Breast-feeding mother drinking alcohol? Where's the child-endangerment charge to add to that list?


She might have been going the pump and dump route. It's this new thing, where we let lactating women out now, but just for a little while...this one just got a little excited and overdid it.
 
2011-06-27 12:02:16 PM  

tarheel07: /Q&D


yep, i'd definitely hit it. and get drunk off her breast milk.
 
2011-06-27 12:06:33 PM  
If I were her lawyer I'd go to court

in a double breasted suit.
 
2011-06-27 12:14:00 PM  

tarheel07: /Q&D


Sploosh
 
2011-06-27 12:21:07 PM  
After experiencing "milk, milk," they no doubt arrested her before she could demonstrate either "lemonade," or exhibited the Other Side, wherein fudge is made.

/Don't cry over squirted milk.
 
2011-06-27 12:21:12 PM  
loki see loki do: MILM

The cop taking the booking photo should be fired. Was it really too difficult to get the breasts in the shot?
 
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