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(Some Guy)   "The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech"   ( objectiveministries.org) divider line
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19599 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2011 at 9:43 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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SnakeLee
2011-06-26 07:22:10 PM  
Jesus Christ that is a stupid goddamn website
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 07:24:56 PM  
What the fark am I looking at? Intrigued with the pic of the pedo looking fella up in the corner I ventured into their members list.


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Kyle started out hating Christians. He listened to anti-Christian music, played violent video games, and created a website attacking various Christian organizations while praising the work of . Kyle was a troubled boy. However, this all changed when he found Jesus. Since then he has gotten himself cleaned up, has started listening to Christian rock, and is now a respectable looking young lad. His parents - being Jewish - were hesitant to accept his new found faith, but they do consider it better that Kyle is now following Jesus instead of Marilyn Manson. Kyle has recently graduated from Fellowship Christian High School and is now attending Fellowship University. When not studying, he helps maintain our web site.

How convenient all his former issues revolved around violent video games, Marilyn Manson and an Atheist.
 
propasaurus [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 07:27:45 PM  
Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored.

wut?
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-06-26 07:31:15 PM  
Oh noes! They is being mean to us on the intertubes!
 
FireBreathingLiberal
2011-06-26 07:33:05 PM  
and he said unto them, "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor bandwidth, or IP address.
Verily I say unto you, you FAIL at internets."
 
St_Francis_P
2011-06-26 07:33:24 PM  

propasaurus: Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored.

wut?


Ever heard of Christ free-stylin'? Well alright then.
 
FloydA
2011-06-26 07:34:40 PM  
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styckx [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 07:36:18 PM  
What baby jesus may look like

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WTF Indeed
2011-06-26 07:37:54 PM  

We have a Space Cross. Your Christian Sect is Invalid.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-06-26 07:41:24 PM  

FeelsBadMan: I've seen this on 4chan before. I don't recall if it was someone trolling or a legitimate website. Neither would surprise me.


The last update on their "progress" tab is dated 2003. I'm starting to lean toward fake ...
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 07:43:19 PM  
This website rings a bell, and from:

styckx: Kyle started out hating Christians. He listened to anti-Christian music, played violent video games, and created a website attacking various Christian organizations while praising the work of . Kyle was a troubled boy. However, this all changed when he found Jesus. Since then he has gotten himself cleaned up, has started listening to Christian rock, and is now a respectable looking young lad. His parents - being Jewish - were hesitant to accept his new found faith, but they do consider it better that Kyle is now following Jesus instead of Marilyn Manson. Kyle has recently graduated from Fellowship Christian High School and is now attending Fellowship University. When not studying, he helps maintain our web site.


I'm almost certain it's a parody.

I mean, real Christian psychos don't even tolerate Christian rock, because it's too secular.
 
This About That [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 07:44:34 PM  
Be-yutiful!
 
Brawnwyn
2011-06-26 07:44:51 PM  
I remember seeing their website years ago. It was like the Christian Onion.
 
verbal_jizm
2011-06-26 07:47:39 PM  

FloydA: +


Twenty seconds of: Edgar Allan Coleslaw? Poe Coleslaw? Poe Cabbage? Poe Sla ... doh!

I need more sleep.
 
propasaurus [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 08:02:20 PM  

St_Francis_P: propasaurus: Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored.

wut?

Ever heard of Christ free-stylin'? Well alright then.


No, but I have heard of Christ-free stylin'.
 
SilentStrider
2011-06-26 08:03:41 PM  
My face now has a palm shaped bruise.
 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-06-26 08:04:00 PM  

propasaurus: Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored.

wut?


Pretty sure he's trolling. There's no way that gif that says "LOL : Love Our Lord" with a Buddy Christ next to it, is legit.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-06-26 08:09:44 PM  
Uh, guys...Objective Ministries is a parody site, much like Landover Baptist.
 
MickeyRaptor
2011-06-26 08:11:51 PM  
Ok, here's my proposal. We give the Christian fundies their own country. Give them Texas, and let them do whatever they want with it. It'll save the rest of us sane people from having to see them attempt to force their warped beliefs on the rest of us.
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 08:12:08 PM  
This seems like an obvious troll. I wouldn't get too upset about it if I were you.
He gives it away with the "In Sync" line, and the Buddy Christ in the sidebar.
Even a grade-schooler could see past such obvious trolling.
Greenlighting this link was just giving them the attention they're after.
Any second now, they'll post another article saying how Fark is evil.
Mark my words. You're getting trolled hard.
Eventually I hope people stop falling for crap like this.
 
MorrisBird [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 08:20:05 PM  
Betty Bauer approves.
 
robmilmel [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 08:20:18 PM  

verbal_jizm: Twenty seconds of: Edgar Allan Coleslaw? Poe Coleslaw? Poe Cabbage?


POE-BOWL!!! must me "Po' Boy"...wished I had some kind of side dish for that...
 
2wolves
2011-06-26 08:29:51 PM  
Edgar cabbage?
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-06-26 08:31:39 PM  
You morons. CLEARLY FloydA meant Mark Twaintato Salad ...
 
2wolves
2011-06-26 08:33:23 PM  

HawgWild: You morons. CLEARLY FloydA meant Mark Twaintato Salad ...


"Get a brain moran."
 
John Paul Jones
2011-06-26 08:40:14 PM  
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Generation_D
2011-06-26 08:47:44 PM  
HEY YOU STUPID CHRISTIAN MOTHER FARKING FARKING FARK. THE INTERNET WAS MADE BY SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS AND HAS ZERO TO LESS THAN ZERO TO DO WITH YOUR IDIOT 5000 YEARS BC SHEEPHERDER STORIES MASQUERADING AS A MODERN RELIGION. GO DIE IN A FIRE, YOU FARKING ILLITERATE FARKS
 
BackAssward
2011-06-26 08:49:54 PM  
True patriots hate free speech, just like Jesus and the Founding Fathers wanted.

Also:

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CDP [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 09:06:15 PM  
FloydA:

Poeslaw !

I approve.

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Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 09:10:51 PM  
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER TROLL
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 09:22:46 PM  
Well isn't that special.
 
WorldCitizen [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 09:25:06 PM  

MickeyRaptor: Ok, here's my proposal. We give the Christian fundies their own country. Give them Texas, and let them do whatever they want with it. It'll save the rest of us sane people from having to see them attempt to force their warped beliefs on the rest of us.


This idea I do support. However, we have to first make sure there are no nukes left in Texas before we let it go. And maybe we should keep Austin sort of like a West Berlin.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 09:30:14 PM  

WorldCitizen: MickeyRaptor: Ok, here's my proposal. We give the Christian fundies their own country. Give them Texas, and let them do whatever they want with it. It'll save the rest of us sane people from having to see them attempt to force their warped beliefs on the rest of us.

This idea I do support. However, we have to first make sure there are no nukes left in Texas before we let it go. And maybe we should keep Austin sort of like a West Berlin.


Goddamn it, I don't want to move to Austin.
 
Asa Phelps [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 09:41:30 PM  
christian hate speech and propaganda on the internet is just fine, though, and as God intended.
 
BackAssward
2011-06-26 09:41:41 PM  

WorldCitizen: MickeyRaptor: Ok, here's my proposal. We give the Christian fundies their own country. Give them Texas, and let them do whatever they want with it. It'll save the rest of us sane people from having to see them attempt to force their warped beliefs on the rest of us.

This idea I do support. However, we have to first make sure there are no nukes left in Texas before we let it go. And maybe we should keep Austin sort of like a West Berlin.


We'd probably have to do the same with Utah, I don't think the christians and mormons would agree to being in the same place. Well, the christians might convert once they find out they can have multiple wives, including their 13 year old nieces.
 
bravian
2011-06-26 09:44:51 PM  

FeelsBadMan: I've seen this on 4chan before. I don't recall if it was someone trolling or a legitimate website. Neither would surprise me.


Its fake. Its been around forever.
 
Clete Orris
2011-06-26 09:47:11 PM  

SilentStrider: My face now has a palm shaped bruise.


Shouldn't have backtalked your domestic partner.
 
Bondith [BareFark]
2011-06-26 09:47:16 PM  
Have this many people really forgotten about Landover Baptist being a parody site? Wow, everything old is new again.

Also, get the hell off my lawn, young'ns!
 
theorellior [BareFark]
2011-06-26 09:47:52 PM  
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Fark_Guy_Rob
2011-06-26 09:48:06 PM  
It is worth noting that the United States *did* create the internet.

I'm constantly amazed at how much other countries benefit from the United States and how ungrateful they are for it.

You're welcome.
 
culebra
2011-06-26 09:48:07 PM  
U mad, Objective Ministries?
 
Bondith [BareFark]
2011-06-26 09:49:35 PM  
Goddamitsomuch, I read the title and not the content and didn't realise the content was *about* Landover Baptist.

Still, the Anti-Triclavianist link in the sidebar suggests to me, as others have pointed out, that it's still under the same parody umbrella.
 
turbidum
2011-06-26 09:49:36 PM  
I'd forgotten all about this site. The 4Kidz section is funny as hell. Pretty damn good example of Poe's Law in play.

"Hey, Habu...[a Hindu elephant]
How many gods do you have?

I don't know. . . I lost count!

Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?"

/bonus points for light-up mouse-over bindi
 
MikeMc
2011-06-26 09:49:48 PM  
A parody Christian website set-up to attack a parody Christian website. How meta.
 
Chinchillazilla
2011-06-26 09:50:16 PM  
Christian nation my ass. Jesus sucks!

/awaiting my arrest
 
DavidVincent
2011-06-26 09:50:36 PM  
opinions are like assholes.....
 
fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 09:50:47 PM  
But porn is still OK, right?
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 09:50:55 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: It is worth noting that the United States *did* create the internet.

I'm constantly amazed at how much other countries benefit from the United States and how ungrateful they are for it.

You're welcome.


It's also worth noting how many people use the Internet to make fun of computer nerds. They're both useless fights, and will get you nothing but angry.
 
Fjornir
2011-06-26 09:52:24 PM  
Satire tag taking a vacation or something?
 
Porous Horace
2011-06-26 09:52:41 PM  
I had a friend who quit Judaism for Christianity.
I think he did only to avoid getting a job.
 
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