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(Yahoo)   Mary Kate and Ashley want you to stick them in your mouth and enjoy their bubblegum minty goodness   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line
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ignom
2003-08-27 11:51:28 AM  
Only if I can return the favor.
 
Ytram
2003-08-27 11:59:16 AM  
Done and done.
 
tinrobot
2003-08-27 11:59:23 AM  
If I blow them, will they also pop?
 
skinink [OhFark]
2003-08-27 11:59:23 AM  
4 out of 5 pedophile dentist recommend it !
 
bass555
2003-08-27 11:59:25 AM  
Flip-flops - check
Raincoat - check
Disturbing leer - check


Ready!
 
TheHipcat
2003-08-27 12:01:07 PM  
Double my pleasure.. you underage hoochies, oh wait, I'm in Canada, you legal hoochies
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2003-08-27 12:02:30 PM  
Not terribly fond of this article. I prefer to think of Mary Kate & Ashley swallowing rather than spitting.
 
TheGoblinKing
2003-08-27 12:02:41 PM  
HAHAHAHA! Good headline
 
High_Plains_Drifter
2003-08-27 12:02:53 PM  
remember no fap fap faping with toothpaste. And don't date a stripper.
 
dutchboy
2003-08-27 12:03:08 PM  
Everybody together now...

One - More - Year!
One - More - Year!
One - More - Year!
One - More - Year!
One - More - Year!
 
Stan_Marsh_the_Darsh
2003-08-27 12:03:12 PM  
uh...
uh...
uh...
uhhhhhh...
GOOOOSH!

(for you CCC cause I knew you'd be reading this thread, you perv!)
 
wicked_wick
2003-08-27 12:03:24 PM  
<---- I bet she likes something in her mouth with a bubblegum taste, at least it's good.
 
hdhale
2003-08-27 12:04:11 PM  
Why do I get the feeling that if I use their toothpaste the flavor will be indistinguishable from bubble gum, and the same could be said of their southern exposure....

--h
 
Nightsweat
2003-08-27 12:05:24 PM  
Mary Kate is dreamy. Ashley's a no-good whore!
 
waitaminute...
2003-08-27 12:06:32 PM  
I do not care what this article's about. Not gonna read it. It could only bring me down from the euphoric thought given by that headline.
 
HelloMyNameIsMrBurns
2003-08-27 12:08:08 PM  
They're 17 and legal.

I encourage you to read up on your statutory laws.
 
BlueGreenSwirly
2003-08-27 12:08:30 PM  
"It's sort of a combination of bubblegum with a minty flavor to it"......

Oh, you mean like every other toothpaste for kids? How original.
 
TotallyFarkedDude
2003-08-27 12:08:35 PM  
Must.Control.Boner.
Best.Title.Ever.
 
gotsumovies
2003-08-27 12:08:56 PM  
they were hot on full house now they are old hags
 
Outlaw2097
2003-08-27 12:10:03 PM  
dammit...turned eighteen last week...now i get on the waiting list...
 
qburt
2003-08-27 12:10:34 PM  
**290 days, 14 hours, 50 minutes, and 3 seconds left until the Olsen twins' 18th Birthday!**

when this was posted that is
 
MadMike_v6.2
2003-08-27 12:10:46 PM  
The toilet paper with their pictures on it is still in the testing phases of development.
 
TLBreer
2003-08-27 12:10:48 PM  
Uh, I don't get it. They're really not all that good looking.
 
cnelson
2003-08-27 12:11:51 PM  
http://www.ageofconsent.com/
 
RagingLeonard
2003-08-27 12:12:13 PM  
Oh great, yet another thread about these talentless, pig-faces, bug-eyed, girls. See ya.
 
wuzupperson
2003-08-27 12:12:35 PM  
The Olsen twins jointly began their 'tween-queen reign as toddlers on Full House. Even before the sitcom wrapped in 1995

That crap-ass show was on that long?! I still have nightmares of Bob F...umm...Saget.
 
monstera
2003-08-27 12:15:11 PM  
why ain't dem 2 on dat howard stern tv show?
 
McRat
2003-08-27 12:17:09 PM  
Sorry, when they were kids, they looked TOO much like those 'troll' dolls.

/I have seen the light, and it is TOTALFARK - it's full of stars
 
American_Draka
2003-08-27 12:19:42 PM  
RagingLeonard: Oh great, yet another thread about these talentless, pig-faces, bug-eyed, girls. See ya.
Yeah, that they are. But the headline was funny as hell!
 
wuzupperson
2003-08-27 12:20:39 PM  
I have seen the light, and it is TOTALFARK

That's cool for you, but I'm kinda sensitive to light... maybe the Tanners were partially at fault.
 
ToughNutToCrack
2003-08-27 12:21:18 PM  
[image from paraethos.com too old to be available]
Sitting on a park bench...
 
gorgor
2003-08-27 12:22:11 PM  
[image from cabinfever.org too old to be available][image from cabinfever.org too old to be available]
 
TheClitoris
2003-08-27 12:22:55 PM  
The handbasket's leaving for hell... hop in, world.
 
sens [recently expired TotalFark]
2003-08-27 12:25:18 PM  
I'll put something minty in them.

/chugging peppermint extract

Actually, I'm just being an ass - they're really not very attractive at all, and too young for such piggish comments.
But I'd still marry either one of them, because they're filthy stinking rich.
 
RyogueShinigami
2003-08-27 12:26:29 PM  
Sweet they can help me fight plaque and I can help them keep there youthful face if you-know-what-I-mean

/jumps in TheClitoris's handbasket to hell

Can you hit 7 for me? Thaaaaanks
 
leshik
2003-08-27 12:30:06 PM  
they're ugly
 
RagingLeonard
2003-08-27 12:34:36 PM  
American_Draka: Yeah, I agree. It was funny.
 
debays
2003-08-27 12:36:02 PM  
Going to hell (if it actually exists, of which I am not convinced) but never for thinking of(or actually)touching those two. Dislike them so much, I won't even let my daughters wear anything from the Olsen's pure-crap clothing line
 
SofarkingMelo
2003-08-27 12:37:40 PM  
I'm sorry, but the handbasket is reserved for murderers and adulterers only.

All pedophiles please report to express elevator #17.

/hits hold door open button
 
Son_of_Jack
2003-08-27 12:38:19 PM  
Olsen twins toothpaste, Lukas says, "will be distributed everywhere."

/Double your pleasure, double your fun.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2003-08-27 12:38:51 PM  
Gorgor: My thoughts exactly! I'd be afraid they'd want to suck my brains out my ear in the middle of the night. Little strumpet monsters.
 
The_Boy_Blunder
2003-08-27 12:39:39 PM  
Great headline. Almost made me think that yes, there was a god.
 
aztex999
2003-08-27 12:41:07 PM  
Ummmm . . . I got your "pump-dispensing tube" right here.
 
Shyster
2003-08-27 12:41:50 PM  
Holy crap. That was a poorly-written article.
 
JollyGreenGiant
2003-08-27 12:42:17 PM  
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs the T-shirt. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the coloring book. Spaceballs... the flame thrower! Kids love this one.
 
mr_name
2003-08-27 12:43:43 PM  
I love the way people in here talk like they have a chance of getting some. Funny as hell.
 
PurpleP
2003-08-27 12:44:56 PM  
"To whit, the company claims Mary-Kate and Ashley, the toothpaste, is the first children's brand to feature "live celebrities," as opposed to cartoon characters, such as the noted cavity fighter SpongeBob SquarePants."

Is this article for real?
 
Shyster
2003-08-27 12:45:17 PM  
And children are precisely the brushers that Mary-Kate and Ashley, the toothpaste, desire.

If you're going to get cute with the subject, please use the appropriate verb. Thanks!
 
Cherlindrea
2003-08-27 12:47:12 PM  
I bet Ashley's mad that it's always 'Mary-Kate and Ashley'.
 
drsmith
2003-08-27 12:48:09 PM  
ToughNut...
..eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Nice reference...
 
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