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(Yahoo)   Obama is just a couple of rainbows away from keeping all his campaign promises as "unicorns" are back from the brink of extinction   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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15503 clicks; posted to Main » and Geek » on 16 Jun 2011 at 11:00 AM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2011-06-16 9:45:55 AM  
yeah... arab unicorns! wake up sheeple! what more evdience do we need to prove that obama is a secret muslim!?
 
2011-06-16 11:03:14 AM  
Cue, need picture posted, Oh shiatt! I forget that was today as the ark sails off towards the horizon.
 
2011-06-16 11:03:34 AM  
A unicorn with two horns? Is that anything like the talking mute or the tall midgets in Bob's Circus?
 
2011-06-16 11:04:23 AM  
Those better be American unicorns, backed up by birth certificated, gawd darnit.
 
2011-06-16 11:05:00 AM  
wow.. the mods really are addicted to drugs
 
2011-06-16 11:05:16 AM  
Wat does prefix uni mean?
 
2011-06-16 11:05:51 AM  
Pete and Re-Pete were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
 
2011-06-16 11:06:07 AM  
He is supposed to be OUR president. Why is OBAMATARD investing in foreign ARAB Unicorns, when there's virtually none in the USA. I'm tired of his hatred of his own country and ref usual to reinvest in rainbows and unicorns in our economy.
 
2011-06-16 11:06:56 AM  
We already had a double rainbow, what more do you want?
 
2011-06-16 11:07:12 AM  
Is there an award for "most painful reach of a headline of the year"?
 
2011-06-16 11:09:00 AM  
Obama stinks. that is all.
 
2011-06-16 11:12:26 AM  

Anayalator: Pete and Re-Pete were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?


Repeat.

Pete and Re-Pete were in a thread. Pete fell out. Who was left?
 
2011-06-16 11:12:30 AM  
1000 animals is not " Back from the brink of Extinction" it is still very clearly on the brink. 1 good natural disaster from it in fact.
 
2011-06-16 11:14:50 AM  
I remember when Fark used to have this special tab just for political links......oh, wait....

WTF mods ??? repeats, Political headlines/articles on Main pages...


I get the feeling Fark is one big ass, never ending party.
 
2011-06-16 11:21:42 AM  
I was expecting another Weiner story.
 
2011-06-16 11:24:50 AM  

Strik3r: I remember when Fark used to have this special tab just for political links......oh, wait....

WTF mods ??? repeats, Political headlines/articles on Main pages...


I get the feeling Fark is one big ass, never ending party.


And as a corpulent, whiskey destroyed, Jabba the Hutt looking Drew is grotesquely masturbated by Andrew Breitbart in a Princess Lea Bikini, Drew reaches into his glass bowl of Jalapeno and cheese whiz covered frogs, hungrily swallows one down and then belches loudly "You'll get over it!"
 
2011-06-16 11:28:34 AM  

Strik3r: I remember when Fark used to have this special tab just for political links......oh, wait....

WTF mods ??? repeats, Political headlines/articles on Main pages...


I get the feeling Fark is one big ass, never ending party.


Soon every headline will be required to contain some form of Obama to be greenlit.

Because socializims and like and such as.
 
2011-06-16 11:31:22 AM  
Israel and Jordan are not on the Arabian Peninsula
 
2011-06-16 11:32:26 AM  

Tor_Eckman: Strik3r: I remember when Fark used to have this special tab just for political links......oh, wait....

WTF mods ??? repeats, Political headlines/articles on Main pages...


I get the feeling Fark is one big ass, never ending party.

Soon every headline will be required to contain some form of Obama to be greenlit.

Because socializims and like and such as.


Sadly headlines have become one big bag of troll food.
 
2011-06-16 11:32:39 AM  

kvinesknows: wow.. the mods really are addicted to drugs


It's the Blind Cave Shrimp at the helm again, and this time there's Benzedrine and Absinthe in the break room.
 
2011-06-16 11:33:53 AM  
There's a re-repeat right above this one, too.
 
2011-06-16 11:34:44 AM  
I hate when news stories and the like use uncommon and stupid names for animals in an attempt to make them more interesting.

When I was a kid, my class went to the aquarium for a field trip. I was like, seven or something. There was a new display for an animal called the 'rabbitfish.' The advertising for it played up the name big time for some farking reason. I thought the damn fish had rabbit ears (or something that looked like it) because there were pictures like that. We get to the damn tank, and it's just a stupid yellow fish.

I hate when people give animals stupid names. Komodo Dragons are cool enough without having to shoehorn the the whole 'dragon' thing in.
 
2011-06-16 11:39:57 AM  
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/56993.html
 
2011-06-16 11:41:32 AM  
This site is starting to suck on rocket stilts.
 
2011-06-16 11:41:35 AM  
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Yeah, we'll be to Candy Mountain any day now....
 
2011-06-16 11:43:38 AM  

thursdaypostal: Komodo Dragons are cool enough without having to shoehorn the the whole 'dragon' thing in.


You mean they don't breathe fire?
 
2011-06-16 11:43:51 AM  
 
2011-06-16 11:43:59 AM  

Farker T: I was expecting another Weiner story.


His unicorn may not be at the edge of extinction (depends on how crazy-Bobbit his wife gets...), but I'll bet it's about to get real lonely.
 
2011-06-16 11:49:11 AM  
Great, now we're going to have a bunch of unicorns crapping rainbows all over the country. I for one do NOT want my rainbows to smell like shiat. And think of the poor leprechauns that will have unicorn turds in their pots of gold. Why does Fartbama hate the wee magical folk?
 
2011-06-16 11:54:31 AM  
Rainbow farting unicorns, subby!

/magic pixie dust
//we all float down here
 
2011-06-16 11:55:16 AM  
Unicorns...?
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Unicorn thread a go!
 
2011-06-16 11:55:38 AM  

11of12: thursdaypostal: Komodo Dragons are cool enough without having to shoehorn the the whole 'dragon' thing in.

You mean they don't breathe fire?


They breathe POISON.
 
2011-06-16 11:58:28 AM  
I thought it was going to be about the only real.unicorn out there, the Indian RINO.
 
2011-06-16 11:58:41 AM  
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Polish my magic horn!
 
SH
2011-06-16 11:59:22 AM  

kbronsito: yeah... arab unicorns! wake up sheeple! what more evdience do we need to prove that obama is a secret muslim!?


When did it become illegal to be Muslim?

Kills me how birthers talk as if he would be booted out of office if he was. Remember people, just because Christians think they own this country doesn't mean they do.
 
2011-06-16 11:59:40 AM  

Thats an 827: Cue, need picture posted, Oh shiatt! I forget that was today as the ark sails off towards the horizon.

THIS is why we don't have unicorns!
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2011-06-16 12:04:08 PM  

SH: kbronsito: yeah... arab unicorns! wake up sheeple! what more evdience do we need to prove that obama is a secret muslim!?

When did it become illegal to be Muslim?

Kills me how birthers talk as if he would be booted out of office if he was. Remember people, just because Christians think they own this country doesn't mean they do.


Duh, of course Christians don't own this country. Jews do.
 
2011-06-16 12:04:42 PM  

kbronsito: yeah... arab unicorns! wake up sheeple! what more evdience do we need to prove that obama is a secret muslim!?


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2011-06-16 12:05:47 PM  
Lion1: "You see that white food about 3 miles away?"
Lion2: "Easily. Let's go eat it."
 
2011-06-16 12:10:30 PM  
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whoop!
 
2011-06-16 12:11:14 PM  

mark_bert: A unicorn with two horns? Is that anything like the talking mute or the tall midgets in Bob's Circus?


I think it's like that deaf policeman who heard the noise, then came and shot those two dead boys.
 
2011-06-16 12:18:50 PM  
Margaret Atwood has more to do with this than Barack Obama
 
2011-06-16 12:20:29 PM  

FabulousFreep: 1000 animals is not " Back from the brink of Extinction" it is still very clearly on the brink. 1 good natural disaster from it in fact.


1000 animals in more than 100 herds that are successfully living and breeding in the wild for 30 years is IMO most definitely "back from the brink of extinction" compared to zero (which is what it was in 1982, per TFA).

Oh, and it's 1500 miles from Oman to Israel, so it would take a "Fist of God" natural disaster to wipe them out. No mere "good natural disaster" is up to that standard.
 
2011-06-16 12:22:20 PM  
so I guess since the other one got baleeted that it wasn;t on the main pages 2x because unicorn now has 2 horns.
 
2011-06-16 12:26:41 PM  
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2011-06-16 12:28:13 PM  

Strik3r: I get the feeling Fark is one big ass, never ending party.


In the 9 years I've known Fark it has forever been a shiatpit of social failures; but benefiting from neither caring nor failing to be amused at its own failures, it entertains.

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2011-06-16 12:38:23 PM  
No love for the narwhal?
 
2011-06-16 12:39:27 PM  
Suck it Hope and Change deniers!
 
2011-06-16 12:41:25 PM  
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/hot
//I'm sorry Fluttershy isn't a unicorn, I hope that'll be okay
 
2011-06-16 12:55:15 PM  
Oh god, this thread got Bronied. ABORT ABORT.

/This thread is now 20% cooler.
 
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