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(abc-7.com)   Newspaper carrier arrested for stealing lawn ornaments on her paper route   ( abc-7.com) divider line
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2003-08-25 05:06:51 PM  
Great pic in the article.
2003-08-25 05:08:46 PM  
I thought newscarriers were kids saving up for movies and dates. NOT CRACK...
2003-08-25 05:09:22 PM  
She looks like they dragged her out of the Boar's Nest after a five hour bender.
2003-08-25 05:09:43 PM  
Did she get to share a cell with her daughter?
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2003-08-25 05:09:56 PM  
I'd hit it...
2003-08-25 05:10:17 PM  
I wouldn't hit that with a lawn gnome !

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2003-08-25 05:14:52 PM  
Anyone messes with my pink lawn flamingos gets rock salt shot in their ass.
2003-08-25 05:20:15 PM  
I like how they gave out her address. Who knows what good will come of that. Dreaming of a follow up.
2003-08-25 05:20:19 PM  
Wow. Somebody fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
2003-08-25 05:21:02 PM  
I'd hit it and then I'd hit the lawn gnome and then I'd hit the flamingos.

/buys more generic viagra from spammers
2003-08-25 05:23:06 PM  
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2003-08-25 05:38:35 PM  
Weed whacker to the face, works every time.
2003-08-25 05:40:50 PM  
skinnink: I wouldn't hit it with Drew's lawn gnome--not that I know ANYthing about its disappearance.
2003-08-25 05:41:05 PM  
Ford Lawn Ornament

From an article in Popular Science "Turn your old Ford Fairlane into a spiffy lawn ornament".
1965 Ford Fairlane 500. 289 V-8, Automatic, Power Steering, Power Brakes.

Used to be Granddad's.
2003-08-25 05:41:30 PM  
Haha, that's funny. I had assumed that it was a kid and no big deal. Some fourty year old ripping off lawn crap is pretty low. I wonder if they discovered her boyfriend's meth lab yet.
2003-08-25 05:44:12 PM  
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2003-08-25 05:50:39 PM  
Chevy lawn ornaments are better, mine still runs (and great, I must add..)
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2003-08-25 05:51:35 PM  
That's got to be about the saddest sack of a perp ever posted on Fark. Not only does she steal lawn ornaments, but she gives them to her friends.
2003-08-25 05:52:46 PM  
Sweet Jeebus, I opened two stories at once, and for a second there, I thought this lovely prize was the woman arrested for doing nude yoga in a park.

How the fark am I gonna get that nasty image out of my brain?

Delete file!
Delete file!
2003-08-25 06:03:12 PM  
16,000 dollar bond

Yes, in an age where violent crimes are bleakly ignored, garden gnome theft earns you a 16k bond.

2003-08-25 06:13:52 PM  
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2003-08-25 06:14:21 PM  
2003-08-25 06:49:03 PM  
What ever happened to the old Lawn Gnome?
2003-08-25 07:53:22 PM  
hahaha. Rexor's a dumbass.

And the story went byebye.
2003-08-25 09:44:07 PM  
It's stories like these that make me weep openly for Drew's loss...ok, i'm drinking heavily and i'm on vacation this week, but still, sniff, damnit, is there no justice?

/takes another swig
2003-08-25 09:49:22 PM  
Farkin Gnome bandits!
2003-08-25 09:51:27 PM  
/Does another shot for Drew, Heather and Baby Storm who may never know the joys of a lawn gnome.
2003-08-26 05:05:23 AM  
1st ?
2003-08-26 11:49:50 AM  
Hate crime! Hate crime! This persecution of Polish-Americans must stop immediately!
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