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(Some Guy)   Nude photo shoots are a privilege, not a right. And definitely not an invitation to start beating it in the bushes   (ottawacitizen.com) divider line
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2011-06-10 7:50:25 AM  
FTFA: Quebec police are now on the lookout for the white man, described as five-foot nine and about 91 kilograms, with a hairy chest and a beer belly.


Sounds like one of the Canadian farkers needs to turn himself in.
 
2011-06-10 8:00:50 AM  

Barbigazi: Sounds like one of the Canadian farkers needs to turn himself in.


Can't be a Farker. The story implies the man had left his basement.
 
2011-06-10 8:01:20 AM  

Barbigazi: Sounds like one of the Canadian farkers needs to turn himself in.



He'll have to. That description sounds like it would fit most of the male population of North America.
 
2011-06-10 8:21:13 AM  
Quebec police are now on the lookout for the white man, described as five-foot nine and about 91 kilograms, with a hairy chest and a beer belly.

Read more: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/travel/police+seek+caught+masturbating+Ga​tineau+Par k+during+nude+photo+shoot/4912549/story.html#ixzz1OsJaL3fi

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
 
2011-06-10 8:22:33 AM  
This article needs pictures.
 
2011-06-10 8:24:13 AM  
In fact, one flasher, Xavier Chouart, was later dubbed "The Greasy Pig" by police after he had oiled himself up so much that he literally slipped out of the hands of an officer giving chase.

Oh my god Canada.
 
2011-06-10 9:02:04 AM  

sweetmelissa31: In fact, one flasher, Xavier Chouart, was later dubbed "The Greasy Pig" by police after he had oiled himself up so much that he literally slipped out of the hands of an officer giving chase.

Oh my god Canada.


You can't just coat yourself in artificial mucus and slip through the long fingers of the law!
 
2011-06-10 9:32:48 AM  
This article reads like an aristocrats joke.
 
2011-06-10 10:18:07 AM  
Was he deaf?
 
2011-06-10 10:18:18 AM  
What is the world coming to when two young women can't strip naked in public without some pervert harassing them?
 
2011-06-10 10:19:24 AM  
It's safe to say his nickname isn't Bigfoot.

Cuz you know what big feet means...
 
2011-06-10 10:20:32 AM  
In fact, one flasher, Xavier Chouart, was later dubbed "The Greasy Pig" by police after he had oiled himself up so much that he literally slipped out of the hands of an officer giving chase.

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2011-06-10 10:20:33 AM  
In Nova Scotia? I'm pretty sure that was a Samsquantch.
 
2011-06-10 10:21:05 AM  
Quebec police are now on the lookout for the white man, described as five-foot nine and about 91 kilograms, with a hairy chest and a beer belly.
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Disgusting :(

Hairy chest, beer belly, overweight... the big three of eww.
 
2011-06-10 10:21:51 AM  
Two women, 20-year-old cousins, one from Ottawa and the other from Nova Scotia, answered an online post for nude models to strike poses in historic Gatineau Park.

Incest in the morning! Surrpressssed memories. 97.1!

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2011-06-10 10:21:52 AM  

Headso: In Nova Scotia? I'm pretty sure that was a Samsquantch.


I believe you meant "saskamasquash".
 
2011-06-10 10:22:55 AM  
[image from ultimatewrestlingentertainmentuk.webs.com too old to be available]

What a bushwhacker may look like.
 
2011-06-10 10:23:54 AM  
.......and on a final note:

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2011-06-10 10:25:41 AM  
Dude needs to move to Germany:

Link (new window)
 
2011-06-10 10:28:00 AM  
I wonder if the "The Greasy Pig" would be interested in performing at our County Fair.

We try to have a family fun mob vigalante event that everyone can enjoy and our usual "The Verbally Abusive Human Dart Board" Lawn-Jart guy cancelled at the last minute.
 
2011-06-10 10:28:37 AM  

shucherfase: .......and on a final note:


Hey! It's Andrew Breitbart!
 
2011-06-10 10:28:39 AM  
fark you, Lehey!
 
2011-06-10 10:28:50 AM  
 
2011-06-10 10:29:04 AM  
I don't understand what they mean by "nude models." What do "nude models" look like?
 
2011-06-10 10:29:58 AM  
sounds more like a hamsquatch
 
2011-06-10 10:31:38 AM  
"The Greasy Pig"

Nice.
 
2011-06-10 10:32:08 AM  
But when the women showed up on June 3, their photographer wasn't as young and handsome as they had believed.

He looked to be in his early 60s and one cousin was too uncomfortable to strip naked for him, but the other was still game


In other more personal news, I figured out what I'm going to do when I retire.
 
2011-06-10 10:33:03 AM  
It's funny that one of the cousins got cold feet when the photographer wasn't as young and good looking as they perhaps were led to believe. I guess that cousin couldn't get her sexy on or something.

And where the hell were these women when I was an active hobbyist photographer?

*shakes fist*
 
2011-06-10 10:34:03 AM  
Seems to be Naked Day on Fark.

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2011-06-10 10:34:16 AM  
definitely not an invitation to start beating it in the bushes

We'll have to agree to disagree on that point...
 
2011-06-10 10:35:25 AM  
What are the police actually planning to charge the guy with? It would seem kind of strange for him to get in trouble for being nude in public when he was in proximity to a nude woman who the police do not seem to be concerned about.

Is it illegal to be nude in parks in Canada, or is it specifically because of the report of him whacking in the bushes and walking after the woman that the police are after him?

The reason I'm asking is because the article says this: "It's not the first time MRC des Collines police have had trouble with naked men in Gatineau Park.".

That makes it sound like the nudity was the problem, and if so what about the nude woman?
 
2011-06-10 10:42:51 AM  
this is why i do all my photo work in a studio.
 
2011-06-10 10:43:08 AM  

macil22: That makes it sound like the nudity was the problem, and if so what about the nude woman?


You just need to use common sense.

Young hot naked girls = not illegal
Fat ugly naked old man = illegal
 
2011-06-10 10:49:57 AM  
What's interesting is that the naked masturbator started following the one who didn't take her clothes off. There's a lesson in there for you ladies. Leave a little to the imagination in order to attract attention from the guys.
 
2011-06-10 10:50:57 AM  

Lemmy Kilmister: this is why i do all my photo work in a studio.


That's why I do all my masturbating in a studio too.
 
2011-06-10 10:51:05 AM  
Geez, do I have to do everything around here?

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2011-06-10 10:53:33 AM  
You don't respond to BIP with UWIB.
 
2011-06-10 10:54:31 AM  

macil22: That makes it sound like the nudity was the problem, and if so what about the nude woman?


The article clearly said she was about 20. Where is the problem?
 
2011-06-10 10:54:31 AM  
and i would have gotten away with it except that i was caught.
 
2011-06-10 10:57:58 AM  
Is it possible to 'broadcast' on CCTV?
 
2011-06-10 11:01:53 AM  
But when the women showed up on June 3, their photographer wasn't as young and handsome as they had believed.

And that is why photographers are BEHIND the camera, you twits. If the photog acts in a respectful and professional manner, what the fark does it matter what he or she looks like? You're there to be shot, not shagged.

/rant

//yeah, I'm a photog.

/// Yeah, I'm old, bearded, fat and white. Guess I should avoid Canada for a while, eh?
 
2011-06-10 11:10:51 AM  

walkingbear: But when the women showed up on June 3, their photographer wasn't as young and handsome as they had believed.

And that is why photographers are BEHIND the camera, you twits. If the photog acts in a respectful and professional manner, what the fark does it matter what he or she looks like? You're there to be shot, not shagged.



The article said that the women were answering an online ad, maybe he represented himself as a younger man in the hopes of not scaring them away.

Either way, they were showing up to a nude photoshoot in a public area, what did they think was going to happen? Like you said, the age of the photographer is irrelevant.

Also, I missed this the first time: Two women, 20-year-old cousins

Wait, they were cousins? Who gets naked and gets their picture taken with their cousin?!? This story is all sorts of strange.
 
2011-06-10 11:12:12 AM  

DirkTheDaring: Seems to be Naked Day on Fark.


i know i prefer to spend my days that end in y in the buff.

/Its Naked Guy! Now its a party!
 
2011-06-10 11:14:19 AM  

miss diminutive:
Wait, they were cousins? Who gets naked and gets their picture taken with their cousin?!? This story is all sorts of strange.


I don't know, but I want their phone numbers!
 
2011-06-10 11:16:12 AM  

BurnShrike: miss diminutive:
Wait, they were cousins? Who gets naked and gets their picture taken with their cousin?!? This story is all sorts of strange.

I don't know, but I want their phone numbers!


plus you'll be keepin it in the family. kinky!
 
2011-06-10 11:30:06 AM  

brewswane: Is it possible to 'broadcast' on CCTV?


The aquarium counts as a live audience.
 
2011-06-10 11:43:55 AM  
who among us has not? WHO AMONG US????
 
2011-06-10 11:44:03 AM  

jake3988: Hairy chest, beer belly, overweight... the big three of eww.


Guys can't win on the hairy chest issue. Every image of shirtless guys in the media nowadays are totally hairless, and most women profess to prefer that, so I admit I've shaved my chest a few times. But then I get immediate ridicule from every guy and lots of comments even from women like "you shave your chest?". I've ended up compromizing by using a hair trimmer on a 3 setting -- doesn't seem to be too far on the gross or the gay ends of the spectrum.

The trimming also has the benefit of being much easier to maintain and no ingrown hairs. Honestly, why shave if you're just replacing it with pimples?

But basically the chest shaving thing is totally accepted in the media but still totally unacceptable in daily life.
 
2011-06-10 11:59:39 AM  

sweetmelissa31: In fact, one flasher, Xavier Chouart, was later dubbed "The Greasy Pig" by police after he had oiled himself up so much that he literally slipped out of the hands of an officer giving chase.

Oh my god Canada.


Guy's obviously going through a rough patch. He used to be a lawyer...
 
2011-06-11 2:40:22 PM  
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"The Greasy Pig"
 
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