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(The Register)   'Millionare hacker' who offered bounty on Bin Laden neither hacker nor wealthy.   ( divider line
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4668 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2001 at 9:16 AM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-10-25 9:18:55 AM  
In that case, I will offer $1 billion to the person that can bring me the head of Frisch's Big Boy!
2001-10-25 9:31:27 AM  
And I'll pitch in $25 for the person who can bring three pizzas by for the gang at my place tonight.
2001-10-25 9:38:04 AM  
That was a farking hilarious read! :)
2001-10-25 9:40:09 AM  
2001-10-25 9:45:34 AM  
on a related note, a thousandaire script kiddy is about to get an ass whoopin
2001-10-25 9:53:27 AM  
I thought the "millionaire hacker" label meant this guy was claiming to be the axe murderer of the rich and famous.
2001-10-25 9:53:40 AM  
This is really funny to read. I personally like the pics of him on his cruise they linked to. It's almost like those thug rapper kid's a while back. Icy Hot Stuntaz was it? He acts the same way in all of his pictures. Big fat ass. Look at the pic of the hot tub and look at his hand. God I hate obese people who think they are the shiat. Oh well, I hope he gets this ass whoopin you speak of. Retard
2001-10-25 9:55:05 AM  
Things to do:

1)Read the article (check)
2)Organize a leet squad of cyber ninjas (or 1337, as the case may be)
3)Penetrate the nether-world of on-line terrorism
4)Master cow fu
5)Get eye beams
6)Tranlsate Babelfish English to American English
2001-10-25 9:55:24 AM  
I mean seriously, who wears a vest and tshirt in the hot tub?!?
2001-10-25 9:58:51 AM  
Millionaire hacker is neither a millionaire nor a hacker, discuss amongst yourselves...
2001-10-25 10:00:35 AM  
There were no boobies in that story. I'm verklempt!
2001-10-25 10:09:46 AM  
Thomas Green pisses me off sometimes, but that was a great artice! It gives me such pleasure to know that fatboy is broke!
2001-10-25 10:14:04 AM  
G92vr4: Guys with man boobs
2001-10-25 10:22:21 AM  
kimble gets 0wn3d
2001-10-25 10:23:08 AM  
Oh ya! Thanks Albert. I forgot that, even though we know fat people are fat and have huge biatch titties, they still wear shirts in the pool. Tubby loser.
2001-10-25 10:32:53 AM  
2001-10-25 10:39:38 AM  
Too funny.This Kimble guy reminds me of a famous spy/secret agent,Maxwell Smart.
A legend in his own mind.
Now if he could show me how to get around the FARK filter,then I'd be impressed.
2001-10-25 10:56:07 AM  
This guy probably just saw Swordfish and was like cool.

Fat ass wears a suit on the beach and in the hottub. What a dork.
2001-10-25 10:59:05 AM  
Yes, fat sum-biznitch looser

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2001-10-25 11:09:56 AM  
um, in the cruise pics, was that a dude in the bathrobe? the one with the nekkid-butted dude on top of the bathrobe wearer?
2001-10-25 11:12:37 AM  
The British press is hilarious. How many American newspapers would publish this?

- Who is this Kimble, anyway? He has a Web site devoted to his aggrandizement as an obscenely spoilt fat bastard with money to burn. -

and this:

- I think this hack into the AlShamal Islamic Bank is a complete crock of shiat, and I am calling on Kim Schmitz: Show us the proof on this! -

Farking crazy.
2001-10-25 11:14:44 AM  
For being broke, this guy sure appears to have much more fun than we do.
2001-10-25 11:25:58 AM  
Can you people learn the difference between "lose" and "loose" already?
2001-10-25 11:25:58 AM  

Save the last minute and a half for public realization and humiliation.
2001-10-25 11:32:12 AM  
yes Eli, I did it only to spite you. NOW GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME! ;)
2001-10-25 11:34:04 AM  
Terron- The pic was funny btw. That fat kid reminds me of the fat chef from Ernest Goes to Camp.
2001-10-25 11:37:47 AM  
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries
2001-10-25 11:42:13 AM  
i might be just jealous,
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but this made me laugh.
2001-10-25 11:43:15 AM  
Bob Able, lol
farkers of the world, what do you say, should we photoshop him?
/me winks at platic_peso
2001-10-25 11:54:08 AM  
Yeh - Photoshop the Fat Bastard out and leave the biatch in.
2001-10-25 11:58:01 AM  
HOLY shiat

Eli, He *DOES* look like that chef from all the Ernest movies. I didnt even see that

Ernest was my hero, poor guy had to die :(

[image from too old to be available]
2001-10-25 12:12:46 PM  
2001-10-25 12:18:21 PM  

Jake was the skinny guy right? What was the big-guys's name?
2001-10-25 12:33:14 PM  
Their IRC channel is #yihat on

pretty much everyone in there just makes fun of yihat and kimble
2001-10-25 12:49:19 PM  
once again:

when did Otho (beetlejuice) turn into a 3117 hax0r?
2001-10-25 12:52:54 PM  
0r7h0 g0t d4 m4d sk1llz
2001-10-25 12:55:46 PM  
3117 = 1337
(i failed leet-speak at the yihat hacker camp)
2001-10-25 1:13:04 PM  
You know who else he looks like? Francis from Pee-Wee's big adventure. Sort of acts like him too.
2001-10-25 1:25:43 PM  
I am taking Sally to the Yihat club dance tonight.
2001-10-25 1:32:31 PM  
Eli: hadn't noticed before, but thats right on, possibly Otho and Francis had mad homo-erotic love and gave birth to kimble.
2001-10-25 2:54:30 PM  
After she married him, Darva Conger was pissed when she found out.
2001-10-25 4:24:04 PM  
Yes he is an ugly, fat and stupid bastard and he is obviously a 'tard, but Monaco, the Carribean, Brazil, Hong Kong, Ibiza, Malaysia, etc. in the last three years sounds like a shiatload of fun. Thats more places than I've been in the last three years and I travel a shiatload myself. He obviously has had money at some point and how he spends it is his business. I think a personal trainer and a therapist could be a better investment for Fat Bastard.

I think you are all jealous and would trade places with him in a minute(except for the fat, ugly part). How many of you can afford to rent villas, yachts and hot Playboy biatches?
2001-10-25 5:04:20 PM  
w00t you can talk to "The Man....The Myth Kimble on efnet #yhait. DNS and whois point to it being him, so it's a good chance. Go say Hi lol.

A couple of his skript kiddie's come into IRC and try to "recruit" but these people have the computer know how of a 63 yr old Human resources clerk.
2001-10-25 5:11:22 PM  
Man, what are you guys talkin' about! This kimble guys is for real!! Damn, y'all biznatches jus playin' hatin'!! YIHAT rooolz you fooolz!!
2001-10-25 5:24:03 PM  
According to the article, he got all his money from a ponzi scheme that is still running. Hope he enjoyed those vacations, because if the accusations are true then he'll be in jail for a while and paying restitution for the rest of his life after that.

That playboy broad was hot, but she didn't look too pleased to be around a fat fark like Kimble. Especially when he was lying naked on that meat platter and she had to massage his mantits.
2001-10-25 6:55:34 PM  
This guy used to play quake a long ass time ago as (back when it was a weak little spinning-skull-animated-gif-crappy-tiled-background website), I've talked to him quite a few times. Major azzhole. I watched him play in a match against immortal, the entire time he was biatching and whining, then after he lost (by alot) he said something like "you little punk biatch, your nothing" and disconnected.
2001-10-25 11:15:29 PM  
Headline could be mistaken for another O.J article.
2001-10-26 2:13:39 AM  
Ahh, the times when I met kimble online playing quake 2 rocket arena, and screaming abuses to everyone that killed him. Everyone that has played quake 2 and rocket arena knows who kimble is and hates his guts :)

Not to mention that he created. (A quake 2 ladder), and participated himself. Everyone in the ladder that he got beaten by got banned from the league.
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