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(National Lampoon)   Fun online test: Computer Programmer or International Terrorist?   ( nationallampoon.com) divider line
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5325 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2001 at 7:31 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-25 07:40:43 AM  
Fun test, made some hilarious mistakes.
2001-10-25 07:57:05 AM  
"the slim mustache, or muslim cock-tickler"

muslim cock-tickler

That is the new insult of the day.

Is that a mustache or a muslim cock-tickler?
2001-10-25 08:01:38 AM  
half the country is farked...
2001-10-25 08:01:57 AM  
Thing is... the other half did it...
2001-10-25 08:05:15 AM  
2001-10-25 08:31:33 AM  
Yes. I could be an airport security guard.

My work buddy took the test, and only qualifies for LAPD. Ouch.
2001-10-25 09:08:40 AM  
Woo-hoo! I'm a 7-11 manager!! At least I won't be behind the counter when the murderous thief comes-a-callin'.
2001-10-25 09:09:52 AM  
Fetus: If a mustache is a cock-tickler, what would you call the full beard?
2001-10-25 09:14:40 AM  
More fun than "marbles"
2001-10-25 10:02:34 AM  
or both?
2001-10-25 10:27:46 AM  
Not bad. I can't remember the last time National Lampoon was even remotely amusing.
2001-10-25 10:57:34 AM  
Notice how almost all their residences were possibly in Delray Beach, FL.

Could they have sabbotaged the elections?
2001-10-25 11:01:34 AM  
7-11 H.R. Manager. Wow.

The first one that said "Computer Programmer AND International Terrorist" cracked me up. Funny stuff.
2001-10-25 11:03:09 AM  
Burber: No, they took a lesson from the idiots in Palm Beach County and left their chads-a-hangin' or a-pregnant. ;-)
2001-10-25 11:03:18 AM  
I'm an idiot savant minus the savant. :(
2001-10-25 12:11:29 PM  
That was hilarious. Hal Linden!
2001-10-25 12:38:49 PM  
Im a idiot, said perfect job for me nbc mail room!!
2001-10-25 01:26:46 PM  
I'm a special agent. (also a computer programmer)
2001-10-25 04:17:44 PM  
I could have sworn that Hal Linden was an international terrorist....I mean after Barney Miller, what else could you do?
2001-10-25 04:38:41 PM  
Abe Vigoda a.k.a. 'Fish' was the real mastermind.
2001-10-25 09:28:03 PM  
Oh I failed, which means I'm stupid enough to work at Logan Airport! Yippe!
2001-10-25 11:23:30 PM  
Woohoo, director of 7-Eleven Human Resources!

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