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(Some Guy)   Tamponhenge - ancient druid's monument recreated with modern materials.   ( tamponhenge.co.uk) divider line
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3254 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2001 at 12:34 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-25 12:39:01 AM  
ahah tamponhenge, that's a classic.
2001-10-25 12:40:47 AM  
It took me a second to realize what, "Disaster strikes... rain," meant.
2001-10-25 12:43:24 AM  
That's pathetic. There are too many people with too much time on their hands, kind of like the people who surf Fark.com...hey, what are you guys looking at? What are you doing. Oh sweet God! No! Won't somebody help me. Somebody please help me! Help m...........
2001-10-25 12:49:13 AM  
2001-10-25 12:59:39 AM  
Maybe it's just the angling or scale or something, or maybe there's something I don't know about British tampons... but those things are friggin' huge.
2001-10-25 01:00:34 AM  
okay, it's funny, but not "put it on the internet" funny. and it doesn't even really look like stonehenge. sure, it's post-and-lintel, but stonehenge is mostly just posts.
2001-10-25 01:05:53 AM  
Meat: you only posted so that you could use the word 'lintel' in context.
2001-10-25 01:17:12 AM  
I'm not convinced those are British tampons. I would think they're French... you know... France is full of big pussies!!

... and on that comment France Surrenders!
2001-10-25 01:24:17 AM  
What a bloody good time for all .
2001-10-25 01:37:45 AM  
man screw you nay sayers, thats the coolest thing ive seen in a while
2001-10-25 01:39:26 AM  
I agree...this is much better than car-henge
2001-10-25 01:45:36 AM  
let's make a dead- terrorist-henge
2001-10-25 01:57:07 AM  
Little known fact: You can still see every ounce of all the blood, sweat, and tears it took to make Tamponhenge.

2001-10-25 02:32:25 AM  
Eeew. Wrong on so many levels.
2001-10-25 02:55:34 AM  
Please tell me why tampons would please the Sun God.
2001-10-25 03:08:21 AM  
well the story lacked in depth, but you guys are compensating with hilarity. (Kanonball w/ bloody good time...lmao)
2001-10-25 03:10:18 AM  
Even Gods get a little creeped out by femenine products.
Next: The Maxi-Pad Sphinx... with wings. It's so much more absorbant than the leading brand...
2001-10-25 03:53:49 AM  
Are the tampons made from genuine Indian hair?
2001-10-25 04:04:25 AM  
Ah yes, This was built back in the time of the omnipotent ruler, Ka-ho-tex. He was absorbant also.
2001-10-25 04:11:44 AM  
Tamponhenge still has residual worshippers that continue traditions and gather by the ruins at certain times of the month...

2001-10-25 04:14:16 AM  
Hooray for the Sun God

He really is a fun god

Ra! Ra! Ra!
2001-10-25 04:19:55 AM  
boppsta: you should really check out the internet. there's all kinds of cool shiat on there.
2001-10-25 05:54:11 AM  
was kinda scared to go past the intro page, myself ... but since we are talking religion ... and since I was raised Irish Catholic ... I guess I can post this ...

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next
to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not beat his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as big daddy, junior and the spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shiat out of him.

9. When David washiat by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, Take this and eat it for it is my body."
He did not say "Eat me."

12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St.Taffy's.
2001-10-25 05:54:44 AM  
sorry for the long post ...
2001-10-25 07:38:02 AM  
Man ... this is a tough room ....
2001-10-25 10:51:48 AM  
Aereus, I can't speak for anyone else, but I've read it before. it is funny, but it only merits a reaction the first time. perhaps this is why everyone is so quiet.

but anyway, I just wanted to say about tamponhenge... that is totally farked up.

2001-10-25 01:46:32 PM  
What a waste of some perfectly good tampons! You boys ever priced a box of them? Jesus Christ! It's one of the biggest scams in the world -- cotton and string -- and they're making women pay $7 for the shiate.
2001-10-25 02:38:40 PM  
Otisburg: What's the alternative? I wouldn't think DIY tampons are such a good idea.
2001-10-25 02:40:58 PM  
By the way, that was pretty damn funny.
2001-10-25 03:26:53 PM  
I saw a documentary on Stonehenge once and actually, they were talking about how it could be a sort of shrine to all sorts of feminine sexual emotions.
2001-10-25 06:32:23 PM  

Soon we'll get the Eiffel Buttplug.
2001-10-26 01:38:39 AM  
Transactoid: they were talking about how it could be a sort of shrine to all sorts of feminine sexual emotions.

This would take up half the English countryside...
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