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(sb nation)   Jason Giambi hits three home runs and becomes second-oldest player to hit three home runs in one game in MLB history. Best use of wood by a middle-aged man since Arnold Schwarzenegger   (sbnation.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Jason Giambi, Major League Baseball, home runs, Placido Polanco, Ryan Spilborghs, Todd Helton, Stan Musial, Troy Tulowitzki  
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5276 clicks; posted to Sports » on 21 May 2011 at 1:33 AM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2011-05-20 9:09:10 PM  
go rockies!
 
2011-05-20 11:43:03 PM  
Looks they have more in common than just the steroids.
 
2011-05-21 1:40:14 AM  
This is what happens when you play for a top 20 team?
 
2011-05-21 1:40:58 AM  
Unbeknownst to most, he's also the world's largest dwarf.
 
2011-05-21 1:44:04 AM  
That guy is so roided up it's unbelievable.
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2011-05-21 1:46:45 AM  
I used to like Jason Giambi when he was with the As. He was a rebel with a beard, long hair and a coolness factor. Then he sold out to the Yankees, cut his hair, shaved his beard and started juicing.

Way to go Giambino.
 
2011-05-21 1:47:11 AM  
Okay, off topic, but:

R.I.P. Harmon Killebrew.

No performance enhancers for that guy. Any man who hits a grand slam in the World Series will live forever, at least in Minnesota, my home state.
 
2011-05-21 1:48:35 AM  

drnugget: go rockies!


How many WS titles do you have?


GO GIANTS
 
2011-05-21 1:51:22 AM  
GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.

 
2011-05-21 1:59:52 AM  

Azz: I used to like Jason Giambi when he was with the As. He was a rebel with a beard, long hair and a coolness factor. Then he sold out to the Yankees, cut his hair, shaved his beard and started juicing.

Way to go Giambino.


Odd, he's the anti-Arod. Arod quit juicing when he joined the Yankees.

/so he says
//and Giambi was doing it while with the A's
///and that Giambino nickname is a slap in the face to Babe Ruth. fark you John Sterling.
 
2011-05-21 2:06:29 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: drnugget: go rockies!

How many WS titles do you have?


GO GIANTS


Jesus Christ. One World Series win in 56 years while in San Francisco and you start acting like a Yankee Fan? Really? It's not like the Rockies are the Royals or something. They do have a winning pedigree as of late.

/You're a douche, but Brian Wilson is still farking awesome.
 
2011-05-21 2:23:03 AM  
Better living through chemistry. Congratulations, Mr. I-apologize-but-won't-tell-you-what-I'm-apologizing-for.
 
2011-05-21 2:29:35 AM  
+1 for the headline.
 
2011-05-21 2:34:14 AM  
did he cry while using his wood?
 
2011-05-21 2:45:56 AM  
Good one subby
 
2011-05-21 2:48:27 AM  
He looks like Varg.
 
2011-05-21 2:54:00 AM  

ras django: did he cry while using his wood?


I would have. Did you see that hag?? Best use of wood? Massive subby fail.
 
2011-05-21 3:07:03 AM  
mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho
mekka lekka hi, mekka challi ho
molla mekka challa malla molla makka hey

the wish is granted, long live Jambi

/DNRTFA
 
2011-05-21 3:20:40 AM  
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2011-05-21 3:36:00 AM  
Any of you cum garglers think to include a video link? Fark me.

Coz, you know, nothing beats WORDS when it comes to describing home runs.
 
2011-05-21 3:54:52 AM  

Leskay: Any of you cum garglers think to include a video link? Fark me.

Coz, you know, nothing beats WORDS when it comes to describing home runs.


You are an idiot (new window)
 
2011-05-21 4:01:55 AM  
"I don't believe what I just saw" either.
 
2011-05-21 4:30:20 AM  
But isnt this guy the steroid junkie?
 
2011-05-21 5:58:22 AM  
BALCO
 
2011-05-21 6:05:15 AM  
Baseball sucks.

Always has, always will.
 
2011-05-21 6:37:41 AM  

jmr61: Baseball sucks.

Always has, always will.


Truth. If the NFL doesn't get its act together soon, I hate to think what late summer and the fall will be like, with only college football to watch.
 
2011-05-21 6:53:44 AM  
I thought we had the sports tab to sequester crap like this away from the rest of the site. Who cares about some old guy achieving some random statistic? BFD.
 
2011-05-21 7:45:00 AM  

Alkoholiker: ras django: did he cry while using his wood?

I would have. Did you see that hag?? Best use of wood? Massive subby fail.


Thank you. Arnold let me down big time. He's got bank, he could have paid for qualified specialists like Spitzer did.
 
2011-05-21 8:46:55 AM  
Too bad none of Giambis statistics count due to his steroids use.
 
2011-05-21 8:49:06 AM  
Farkin Fanboys. Grow up.
 
2011-05-21 9:46:31 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: drnugget: go rockies!

How many WS titles do you have?


GO GIANTS


I don't have any. How many do you have?

Go rockies.
 
2011-05-21 10:03:10 AM  

ArtosRC: GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.


THIS. Englewood represent.
 
2011-05-21 10:36:19 AM  
Just have to mention that I am very happy that the often overused and misapplied Hero tag was not trotted out for this.
 
2011-05-21 11:53:46 AM  
Uh, Subby, have you seen what Arnold has been hitting?
 
2011-05-21 11:55:20 AM  

hufnmouth: ArtosRC: GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.

THIS. Englewood represent.


Big fan of your baby changing trays
 
2011-05-21 1:14:41 PM  

ArtosRC: GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.


You are bumpkins living in a backwater flyover state.
 
2011-05-21 3:21:21 PM  
Arnold is 63. Unless he's planning to hit 126, which would make him the oldest person in history by 4 years... he's not middle aged

He does still LOOK middle aged, though.
 
2011-05-21 3:44:17 PM  
I won't be happy until I hear anyone in broadcasting pronounce his name correctly, without the JEE sound or added syllable.

It's pronounced Jahm-bee, idiots.

/No idea why Americans keep adding that extra GEE syllable. GI=J, not jee
 
2011-05-21 6:15:20 PM  

ArtosRC: GET SOME, ROX
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2011-05-21 6:30:41 PM  

SomeoneDumb: I won't be happy until I hear anyone in broadcasting pronounce his name correctly, without the JEE sound or added syllable.

It's pronounced Jahm-bee, idiots.

/No idea why Americans keep adding that extra GEE syllable. GI=J, not jee


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Jahm-bee? Find other things to get worked up about man.
 
2011-05-21 9:01:15 PM  

devilskware:

Jahm-bee? Find other things to get worked up about man.


/Sorry, pet peeve

//Would also have hated Gee-o-vahn-nee for correct joe-vahn-nee
 
2011-05-21 9:08:45 PM  
Any man who hits a grand slam in the World Series will live forever

Tino!!!!!
 
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