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(SMH)   Unemployed man murders his parents when they demand he divorce his inflatable bride   (smh.com.au) divider line
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2003-08-15 7:40:18 AM  
That man sounds like a real winner
 
2003-08-15 7:55:01 AM  
I saw the guy on TV last night.

He bought the doll when his girlfriend broke up with him.
 
2003-08-15 8:38:13 AM  
He was still upset because he found out his left hand had been cheating on him.
 
2003-08-15 8:59:29 AM  
Of course anybody who is clearly unstable enough to truly believe a doll is a real human being should probably not be messed with. 20/20 hindsight, I guess
 
2003-08-15 9:05:51 AM  
But his parents, who were religious, demanded he separate from the doll

That explains such an unreasonable request.
 
2003-08-15 10:37:44 AM  
Of course if they weren't religious, they would have been a lot more tolerant of his "lifestyle choice".
 
2003-08-15 11:10:02 AM  
After reading this, I thought of that crazy Trekkie from National Lampoon's Senior Trip for some reason.
 
2003-08-15 12:44:52 PM  
my god.

reminds me of this guy that used to hang out with the truck/car club I was in a few years ago...

he was 23, a virgin, and was saving himself for his sister...

The club pitched in and for Christmas one year bought him a blow up doll, to which his parents heard about, and stuffed his stocking with a can of fix a flat.

He used to drive around with the doll..(which he named "Desirea") dressed her up, and even carried her in places we'd go....

frickin freak I tell ya....

*shudders*

[image from ncncucc.org too old to be available]

co0k0o ! co0ko0 !!

 
2003-08-15 1:49:28 PM  
Sounds like he blew it.
 
2003-08-15 1:49:36 PM  
All I can think about is that sound you get when rubbing balloons together.


/eeewwwwwwwwwwww
 
2003-08-15 1:50:09 PM  
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2003-08-15 1:50:56 PM  
Wow... anyone remember "The River's Edge?"

Dennis Hopper had a woman like this...
 
2003-08-15 1:51:10 PM  
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2003-08-15 1:51:19 PM  
Rob Malda?
 
2003-08-15 1:51:20 PM  
Wait, he was a trekkie, too, I bet....
 
2003-08-15 1:51:37 PM  
father, age 70, and mother, age 71

Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you so.

/I am so very very sorry.
 
2003-08-15 1:52:01 PM  
wow...just...wow
 
2003-08-15 1:52:39 PM  
Did he use a rubber with his rubber girl?
 
2003-08-15 1:52:47 PM  
When the mother took scissors and cut holes in the man's "bride", the man strangled and stabbed his father, age 70, and mother, age 71.

I sure hope that that poor guy can patch things up with his bride.
 
2003-08-15 1:53:39 PM  
I see the upside of the inflatable bride, though:

No unwanted conversations.
No nagging.
No "unexpected" pregnancies.
Put her in a drawer when you're done with her.

/waiting for the sucker punch from Mrs. Uglycicles
 
2003-08-15 1:53:58 PM  
Sounds like he inflated the issue out of proportion.
 
2003-08-15 1:54:16 PM  
Why is the fact he is unemployed have to do with the fact he is a nutcase?
 
2003-08-15 1:54:36 PM  
here's the guy


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2003-08-15 1:55:02 PM  
Maybe they were just pissed that she wasn't paying her share of the rent for their basement.

/do Brazilians even HAVE basements?
 
2003-08-15 1:55:08 PM  
"My parents didn't love me and didn't understand me"


so naturally I killed them, consider it tit for tat.
 
2003-08-15 1:55:37 PM  
Inflatable Woman
Stay away from me eeee
Inflatable Woman
Momma let me be eeee

don't come a floatin around my door
I don't love my parents no more
Plastic breasts can hypnotize
Meanwhile dad's just drawin flies

Now Woman
I said stay away ay
Inflatable Woman
Listen what I say ay ay
 
2003-08-15 1:56:01 PM  
Must have been a fun 'wedding'.
 
2003-08-15 1:56:25 PM  
But his parents, who were religious, demanded he separate from the doll

Um, IT'S A DOLL?!?!?!

Why did they demand he "separate" from it? What kind of conversation was that like?
 
2003-08-15 1:56:36 PM  
Scruff

if he married the doll, what did his friends bring to the bachelor party?
 
2003-08-15 1:56:38 PM  
Jeez where the hell is Bump today?
 
2003-08-15 1:56:55 PM  
You see what happens when you mess with a man's woman!!?! YOU SEE!!??!!!
 
2003-08-15 1:57:15 PM  
It's always sad when parents try to break up a young couple in love. Perhaps they had personal or religious issues with the bride but they should have made an honest effort to get to know her better; learn her likes, dislikes and beliefs. Maybe they would have found common ground.

It's a damned shame.
 
2003-08-15 1:57:15 PM  
What a great article. This makes lots of people happy:

1. The pro gun people have another hero
2. The anti-religion group have 2 less to worry about
 
2003-08-15 1:57:46 PM  
darkhorse23Point, match and set.

***golf clap***
 
2003-08-15 1:57:48 PM  
"When the mother took scissors and cut holes in the man's "bride", the man strangled and stabbed his father, age 70, and mother, age 71."

They killed his wife! Wouldnt you go nuts too?
 
ESH
2003-08-15 1:58:15 PM  
My parents didn't love or understand me either, but when they cut holes in my 'girlfriend', I just beat them with a lead pipe.

Murder is WAY over the top.
 
2003-08-15 1:58:36 PM  
/bows...

I'll be here all weekend, please remember to tip your waitress.
 
2003-08-15 1:59:58 PM  
on a comepletely unrelated note, where the fark is my homestar update for this week?
 
2003-08-15 2:00:03 PM  
The pro gun people have another hero
I think you mean the pro-strangulation peiople.

Remember. Wrapping my hands around your neck doesn't kill people ... errr...
 
2003-08-15 2:01:02 PM  
I would do the same thing if anyone tried to separate me and my lover.
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2003-08-15 2:01:21 PM  
darkhorse23: Kudos!
 
2003-08-15 2:01:31 PM  
Actually, think of how this would have turned out if the parents owned a loaded 12-gage?
 
2003-08-15 2:01:38 PM  
Jeez where the hell is Bump today?

on a comepletely unrelated note, where the fark is my homestar update for this week?



Ithink we should blame Iowa.
 
2003-08-15 2:02:07 PM  
I am a little shocked at myself because that is one SEXY lamb!
 
2003-08-15 2:02:39 PM  
Or OHIO.

/smacks head agains wall....
 
2003-08-15 2:02:43 PM  
DAMN YOU, IOWA!!
 
2003-08-15 2:03:08 PM  
You just have to look on the bright side. At least he prevented his parents from driving through a Brazilian farmers market.
 
2003-08-15 2:03:10 PM  
But always remember

Don't mess with Texas
 
2003-08-15 2:03:16 PM  
Bump's evil twin brother.
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2003-08-15 2:03:49 PM  
>>Screams!!<<
 
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