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(News-Journal)   Naked man arrested by cops claims he's shooting porno, despite no video equipment   ( divider line
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2003-08-14 01:37:55 PM  
The suspect also defecated and urinated on the officers during the struggle, the sergeant said.

2003-08-14 01:42:58 PM  
There are SO many things farked up about that situation.

I like the part where he cut her throat and there was blood everywhere, but she wasn't seriously hurt.

So it was part snuff-film, part scheissfilm (sp?), and all without getting any of it on film.
2003-08-14 01:46:31 PM  
Wow, considering that some guy got life in prison for spitting on an officer this guy will probably get the death penalty...
2003-08-14 01:56:47 PM  
What, you expect him to shoot off-the-cuff, without a rehearsal?!? You're pretty nutty, ElCorridor.
2003-08-14 02:20:42 PM  
How the fark do you defecate on a cop.

"Could you please bend over while I go poopy? Thanks."
2003-08-14 03:39:06 PM  
How the fark do you defecate on a cop.

Well, if you're already naked, you're halfway there...

Not that I'd know or anything. :-)
2003-08-14 05:20:00 PM  
What? No picture?!?
2003-08-14 06:47:04 PM  
thats some kinky shiat
2003-08-14 09:30:07 PM  
2003-08-14 09:30:35 PM  
Oh, it's Longview TEXAS. That explains it.
2003-08-14 09:31:52 PM  
Naked man arrested by cops claims he's shooting porno, despite no equipment.
2003-08-14 09:33:13 PM  
another prominent member of society..... sometimes Darwin doesn't work fast enough.......
2003-08-14 09:33:15 PM  
No wonder we haven't seen JamieD77 today.
2003-08-14 09:35:44 PM  
What? No complaints about the headline yet? That's a first.
2003-08-14 09:41:13 PM  
My goal in life is to be in like that man as much as possible. I mean, I already do everything naked. Now I just have to do heroine, crap on cops and slit my hump-buddy's throat.
2003-08-14 09:42:12 PM  
"Tonight on Fox: Wildest shiatting on police video"!
2003-08-14 09:43:43 PM  
"It's live performance art pornography."
2003-08-14 09:45:46 PM  
And if I had to guess , I'd say that while he was headbutting and scratching the cops , he was climbing all over them when he lost....bowel control.

That's pretty damn creepy to think about. Anyone see American Psycho?
2003-08-14 09:50:38 PM  
Ya i got my camera crew here. Crew? CREW?

[image from too old to be available]
2003-08-14 09:51:57 PM  
I think it was like a Three Stooges Episode :)

/my inner-child's really takes over me from time to time
2003-08-14 09:58:08 PM  
Maybe it was more of that "explosive" poop that we heard about on Craigslist.
2003-08-14 09:58:52 PM  
I called the shiat poop!
2003-08-14 10:00:50 PM  
Cops are great...for me to poop on!
2003-08-14 10:01:39 PM  
this sounds to me like a serious case of FRANK THE TANK syndrome!

but at the very least it's always good to hear about a cop getting pissed on. :)
2003-08-14 10:09:52 PM  
Ahhhh... Cocain, heroin, defecation, urination, (non) exsanguination... Good times...
2003-08-14 10:19:28 PM  
I wonder if he knew the Australian vampire/man-whore....
2003-08-14 10:22:29 PM  
The naked men are taking over the headlines these days. Can't we take some of that War on Terror money and allocate it to a Schlong Thong Fund?
2003-08-14 10:34:42 PM  
I tell ya, folks, the cops are sick of this old yarn. Everything is "I was making a porno movie... Hey! Where'd my camera go??? Hey!!!"

Farking a goat?? "Hey!! Where'd my camera go? Hey!!"

Holding your "own"??? "Hey!! Where'd my camera go? Hey!!"

Peeing in the alley??? "Hey!! Where'd my camera go? Hey!!"
2003-08-14 10:41:20 PM  
"We're going STREAKING... through the quad!"
"C'mon everybody!"

Once again... "Texas" tag needed.
2003-08-14 10:48:13 PM  
Does shooting a porno make it legal to go around in your birthday suit?
2003-08-14 11:30:39 PM  
Huzzah for Naked Thursdays
2003-08-15 12:12:59 AM  
I bet the cops had one look at the "equipment" he had with him and knew he wasn't in porn.

/had to be said
2003-08-15 12:13:55 AM  
One of the cops was Billy Lee... Maybe he was one of the other "actors"...
2003-08-15 05:26:09 AM  
It was a rehersal.
2003-08-15 07:32:34 AM  
At least patting him down for weapons would be easy. Thoroughly disturbing, but easy.
2003-08-15 10:34:18 AM  
funniest article ever.
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