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2011-05-01 11:13:16 PM  

what_now: Dear Westboro Baptist Church:

You can go to this one.

A winner is you!
2011-05-01 11:13:19 PM  
Dance no more, OBL.

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2011-05-01 11:13:19 PM  

vegaswench: How on earth did they keep it quiet for a whole week? Incredible job by our government and armed forces for keeping this under wraps in this day and age.

They didn't want to spoil the royal wedding with news of blood and guts. The interwebs would have asploded anyway.
2011-05-01 11:13:25 PM  
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2011-05-01 11:13:28 PM  
There's a sale at Penneys!
2011-05-01 11:13:28 PM  
I'm watching the Mets-Phillies game and it was interesting to hear the news spread around the stadium in real time. The crowd started changing "USA!" and every time it went around the stadium it got louder and louder. Hopefully the Mets can win one for New York tonight.
2011-05-01 11:13:28 PM  

printboy: I guess they are trying to sober up Obama enough to put on TV after a long day of Golf and Boozing.....

2011-05-01 11:13:31 PM  
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2011-05-01 11:13:32 PM  

/epic thread is epic
2011-05-01 11:13:32 PM  

noneyourbase: 9/11/01. I'm in 8th grade.

May 1, 2011. I'm in the office of my campus EMS office waiting for a call.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

I was on Fark, both times around.

Such amazing news.
2011-05-01 11:13:34 PM  
Put the body on display at the Freedom Tower and let people pay 5 bucks to stick the finger in the hole in his farking head.
2011-05-01 11:13:34 PM  
Rubbing in the salt, according to MSNBC, today's the anniversary of Bush's Mission Accomplished announcement. He announced it only 8 years too early.

The had him for a week, but delayed for the results of a DNA check to be sure they had killed Bin Laden.
2011-05-01 11:13:34 PM  
Thanks, Bush.
2011-05-01 11:13:36 PM  

YELLOL: ZenGuru: Why is Obama taking so long?

His writers have to come up with some "historical" sound-bytes for him. And they have to wake up the TelePrompter guy too. It takes a village when the idiot speaks.

Tea party idiots require the long form birth certificate.

2011-05-01 11:13:37 PM  
Part of me wants to see his body dragged through the streets. The other part of me wants to masturbate furiosly.



Well, half done.
2011-05-01 11:13:43 PM  
How do you like them apples, Republicans?

/Posting in epic thread.
2011-05-01 11:13:45 PM  

what_now: I really, really want to know how he died. Did we kill him or did he die from kidney failure.

Fox is reporting he was killded in a bombing run last week. CNN isn't saying much yet, other than that he was in a mansion outside Islamabad. Hardly hiding in the mountains, huh?

Side note: Anyone know what's going on in Dearborn? I want to know if it's a party there or not.. if I had a driver's license, i'd be on my way to check it out.
2011-05-01 11:13:45 PM  

chuck4455: Fuk obama

Redneck teabagger spotted!
2011-05-01 11:13:45 PM  
my tinfoil hat it won't COME OFF..It's cutting my HEAD..
2011-05-01 11:13:47 PM  
He died a long time ago. But just like Tupac kept releasing hits for a while after.
2011-05-01 11:13:51 PM  

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Good jorb

Usama is one of the ways to transliterate the dead man's name into English characters.

2011-05-01 11:13:55 PM  
2011-05-01 11:13:55 PM  
Now I get it. NBC was waiting for Brian Williams to get in before the actual announcement. He loves the camera and is brave, according to Brian Williams
2011-05-01 11:13:59 PM  
I am surprised how happy this makes me. Burn in hell you farking piece of shiat.
2011-05-01 11:14:07 PM  

Royale With Cheese: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Must I repeat this! Unfortunately, this will not stop terrorism or the Military Industrial Complex.
2011-05-01 11:14:08 PM  

proton: I wonder what they will do with his body.

"Top men will be raping his corpse with a pork loin."


"Top. Men."
2011-05-01 11:14:14 PM  
Color me un-farking-impressed.

Get Obama to repeal the patriot act and I'll smile and nod in his direction. Otherwise, his name is still mud here.
2011-05-01 11:14:15 PM  
CNN is reporting that Biden called Cantor and the GOP to let them know about the death. And Joe's priapism.
2011-05-01 11:14:16 PM  
So, stupid question:

Was he in Iraq like Bush thought?
2011-05-01 11:14:17 PM  

iknowyou: I want Obama to go to the podium, yell "WE KILLED THAT MOTHER farkER!" knock over the podium and swagger out.

/America, fark yeah!

While holding OBL's head by the beard.
2011-05-01 11:14:17 PM  
Pleased at this news:

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2011-05-01 11:14:19 PM  

zabadu: AverageAmericanGuy: zabadu: AverageAmericanGuy: The real question is how long has he been dead.

A week.

Yeah, right.

He was killed in the last strike. Bet me.

We'll never know the truth, so that's a moot bet.
2011-05-01 11:14:20 PM  
Posting just to be in an Epic Thread.

also, about damn time, but we finally got him.
2011-05-01 11:14:24 PM  

stebain: Thank you Mr. Presidents.

Someone needs to combine those images like that bush Obama pic. And one with all four plus the queen of England for good measure.

A strange feeling for sure. I thought id be more ecstatic.
2011-05-01 11:14:26 PM  
Geraldo just said Obama is dead.
2011-05-01 11:14:33 PM  
41 News Flashes now. Seriously people, WE KNOW.
2011-05-01 11:14:34 PM  
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2011-05-01 11:14:37 PM  

babsasf: It may take awhile, but if you fark with us you will die.

You can say the same thing about eating broccoli.
2011-05-01 11:14:38 PM  
sweet! and on the 8th anniversary of victory in iraq day. such an appropriate way to celebrate 8 years of peace and harmony in iraq

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2011-05-01 11:14:39 PM  
He sounds like a Muslim.
2011-05-01 11:14:42 PM  
The farker is dead. I'm not. All is right in the world.
2011-05-01 11:14:43 PM  
BREAKING: Osama bin Laden is dead. Shouldn't have put his address on PSN. lol
2011-05-01 11:14:44 PM  
It's way more embarrassing that we couldn't find Osama when he's living in a mansion rather than in a cave or in china or something.
2011-05-01 11:14:45 PM  
Geraldo, "Obama is dead, I don't care...'
2011-05-01 11:14:48 PM  
Most newsflashes on the TF page ever?
2011-05-01 11:14:50 PM  
Burn in hell a-hole. You and all your terrorist followers. Beers for life to the service member who killed him.
2011-05-01 11:14:50 PM  
If Bin Laden really was living in Islamabad, then Karzai has some 'splaining to do.
2011-05-01 11:14:51 PM  

pippi longstocking: So I'm guessing after 10 years and trillions of dollars to corrupt officials and monopsonists they've had their fill of all this "boogie man" bullshiat?

God, I hate this country, people in general really. Bunch of uneducated, ignorant, stupid savages without the capacity of understanding anything other than sex and food.

What wrong sex food?
2011-05-01 11:14:55 PM  

faerniir: Anyone else hoping for an epic South Park out of this?

You know they are writing it right now! Osama meeting the devil and Saddam.. it will be classic.
2011-05-01 11:14:56 PM  
Wow......Geraldo just said "Obama is dead".

Somebody needs to take that ass clown with a mustache off the air.
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