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2011-05-01 11:06:51 PM  
I need to go to the grocery store and pick up a bottle of champagne.
2011-05-01 11:06:54 PM  

Mock26: President Obama succeeded where President Bush failed. Go Obama!

I'll just post this again...

I knew we would see a lot of this. Of course, all the bad things done from 2000-2008 caused all of the current problems that Obama can't possibly fix in a few years.

Yeah, I'm sure none of the work done over the last 8 years had nothing to do with this.
2011-05-01 11:06:54 PM  
2011-05-01 11:07:04 PM  
Stop celebrating!!! This will be a recruitment tool for terrorists!!!
2011-05-01 11:07:06 PM  
Taken out in a drone strike.
2011-05-01 11:07:10 PM  

PiffMan420: Gwendolyn: Dead of cancer or kidney failure?

Lead poisoning.

Glad to hear it. Great news. Now can we get the hell out of there?
2011-05-01 11:07:14 PM  
2011-05-01 11:07:15 PM  
It's the 8th anniversary of "Mission Accomplished" today.

Obama picked today on purpose to make Republicans look bad. WTF is this guys problem?
2011-05-01 11:07:15 PM  

EnderX: Why are Democrat's so blood thirsty?

Why do you hate America?

Are you a terrorist?
2011-05-01 11:07:16 PM  
Thank you, President Bush.
2011-05-01 11:07:17 PM  
I'll believe it when we get confirmation from R. Kelly's grandmother.
2011-05-01 11:07:17 PM  
2011-05-01 11:07:17 PM  
Typical fark turns this into a Bush vs Obama debate instead of celebrating (the supposed) victory. What a terrible bunch of people.

It started under Bush and it ended with Obama (being its true).

We got you, you bastard. Rot in hell.
2011-05-01 11:07:18 PM  

serial_crusher: NYT article is farked. Does anybody have any more concrete confirmation than "some guy posted it on Twitter"?

Doesn't look like it. May be a fabrication. The administration is desperate for distractions.
2011-05-01 11:07:20 PM  
Had we listened to the anti-war, anti-Bush lefties, this would have never happened. BUSH WAS RIGHT!
2011-05-01 11:07:23 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Raise your hand if you still believe bin Laden's been dead for the greater part of a decade.

as much as you're hightlighted for insanity and conservatardism, i've been thinking he's been dead for several goddamn years....
2011-05-01 11:07:24 PM  
Mission accomplished? Unfortunately not.

Good on the one who took the shots. Didn't RTFA, my wife called me at work.

Now I'm going to go read the article.
2011-05-01 11:07:35 PM  
Who cares? he is just a guy. No one seems to care about Gaddafi's 3 dead young grandchildren. i guess innocent life murdered is fine if its not over here. Hypocritical trash.
2011-05-01 11:07:41 PM  
Hiding in Farkin' Pakistan. WTF. No surprise here. In a fakrin' mansion.
2011-05-01 11:07:41 PM  
CNN confirming - killed in Pakistan near Islamabad
2011-05-01 11:07:44 PM  
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2011-05-01 11:07:48 PM  
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2011-05-01 11:07:48 PM  
Well, someone is getting re-elected.
2011-05-01 11:07:49 PM  
2011-05-01 11:07:50 PM  
What the hell is going on?
2011-05-01 11:07:53 PM  
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R.I.P. Oksana Baiul

Seriously, though, good riddance dickhead.
2011-05-01 11:07:53 PM  
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2011-05-01 11:07:54 PM  
He's dead dead dead, and we're the ones that did it. His body's ours, and the terrorists shiat their pants!

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It's alright crying eagle. You can cry your tears of joy. Ain't nobody gonna bother you!
2011-05-01 11:08:00 PM  

ZenGuru: Why is Obama taking so long?

His writers have to come up with some "historical" sound-bytes for him. And they have to wake up the TelePrompter guy too. It takes a village when the idiot speaks.
2011-05-01 11:08:00 PM  
but why do we have the body? that seems like it will only cause trouble.

/but you know it's a big deal when the white house goes with an 11pm eastern fireside chat.
2011-05-01 11:08:02 PM  
So is it ok to masturbate on airplanes or is it still frowned upon?
2011-05-01 11:08:03 PM  
Goodbye Mother Farker, hope your 72 virgins are gay.
2011-05-01 11:08:04 PM  
US Soldier (AWP Graphic) Osama bin Laden.
2011-05-01 11:08:06 PM  
So how long until the conspiracy theorists claim this is a double? You know even DNA tests of his family won't convince certain folks...

/Turns on Coast to Coast AM
2011-05-01 11:08:08 PM  

Itzmai Farkhandle: The link's farked. hat happened? Did his beard finally snap after years of neglect and strangle him in his sleep or did his top goat catch him making goo-goo eyes at the rams and butt him off the mountain-top?

He was shot in the head
2011-05-01 11:08:09 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.

Don't judge me.
2011-05-01 11:08:10 PM  
He probably got the 72 virgins anyway...
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2011-05-01 11:08:10 PM  
Okay, good. Now we can pull the troops out of Afghanistan....Right?
2011-05-01 11:08:11 PM  
That platoon is going to get poon to last them a lifetime.
2011-05-01 11:08:12 PM  
Thank god we got a Democratic President in office who would actually take the GWOT seriously and succeed where is Republican predecessor failed (if said predecessor was even trying, who knows).
2011-05-01 11:08:12 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: ZenGuru: Why is Obama taking so long?

He's gotta make sure the long form death certificate is available for the teabaggers.

Awesome!!! One internet for you!
2011-05-01 11:08:15 PM  
Osama dead on 5/1/2011.

Obama gets credit, on a communist holiday no-less.

Hooray Communist President!
2011-05-01 11:08:16 PM  
Al Jazeera: Osama and 20 others killed by a US drone last week.
2011-05-01 11:08:18 PM  

robsul82: Obama got Osama.

Barack 1, Dubya 0.

CIA got Osama.

CIA doesn't give a shiat who's in office.

nice try though...
2011-05-01 11:08:18 PM  
Hey GOP,

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2011-05-01 11:08:18 PM  
Holy shiat Total Fark is getting raped.
2011-05-01 11:08:20 PM  
Is this the thread where most of us go, "meh"? If he's truly dead, at least that chapter will be closed, however, there will be another douche to take his place.
2011-05-01 11:08:20 PM  
God loves Osama bin Laden.
2011-05-01 11:08:20 PM  
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2011-05-01 11:08:20 PM  

gotons: I'd also like to Confrim someone can't type.

"Usama" is a commonly accepted spelling. It's more "No one can confirm the correct translation of the vowel sounds in 'أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن'"
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