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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) NewsFlash Bin Laden killed in Pakistan   ( ajc.com) divider line
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Katalyst
2011-05-01 10:59:44 PM  
Mission Accomplished! Hurr durr
 
Mr_Ectomy
2011-05-01 10:59:45 PM  

Smiths: i302.photobucket.com


THAT is awesome!
 
PanicMan [BareFark]
2011-05-01 10:59:46 PM  
Ho lee shiat.
 
thirstyVan
2011-05-01 10:59:47 PM  
good
 
McRizzle
2011-05-01 10:59:47 PM  
Who?
 
Rea1ity56
2011-05-01 10:59:48 PM  
bin Laden the martyr
 
Cheeseburger
2011-05-01 10:59:48 PM  
Excellent!
 
spasmodious
2011-05-01 10:59:49 PM  
lets see that body
 
randomizetimer
2011-05-01 10:59:55 PM  
Time to declare a National Holiday tomorrow.
 
Wanebo [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-05-01 10:59:55 PM  
No content beyond the headline teaser.

I can confirm that is a N.Y. Times aticle.
 
Hick
2011-05-01 10:59:56 PM  
Is his teleprompter broke?
 
TheXerox [TotalFark]
2011-05-01 10:59:56 PM  
Donald Trump wants to see the death certificate.
 
Gwendolyn
2011-05-01 10:59:58 PM  

milk_plus: what_now: I really, really want to know how he died. Did we kill him or did he die from kidney failure.

NBC says he was killed by a US military action.


"says" Sounds better than, well he finally died of kidney failure so someone turned in his dead body to get the money.
 
bigbadideasinaction
2011-05-01 10:59:58 PM  
Now Republicans will want to see Bin Laden's long form birth certificate to be sure it's him.
 
near_starlet
2011-05-01 10:59:59 PM  
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
 
Jolonco
2011-05-01 11:00:03 PM  
Hoo-Farking-RAH!!!!!1
 
stebain
2011-05-01 11:00:04 PM  

VvonderJesus: He was found hosting a 4-5 pm show on C-Span.


must go back and watch the tape. See if Obama reacting knowingly :)
 
ThisNameSux
2011-05-01 11:00:07 PM  
So who got kicked off of Celebrity Apprentice?
 
ArtosRC
2011-05-01 11:00:08 PM  
 
Djkb
2011-05-01 11:00:11 PM  
I'm sick of all this Muslim on Muslim violence
 
Rossi_84
2011-05-01 11:00:12 PM  
Headshot?
 
wickedgrin
2011-05-01 11:00:14 PM  
YAY
 
krackpipe
2011-05-01 11:00:14 PM  

Gwendolyn: Dead of cancer or kidney failure?


They located his dialysis machine.
 
Mokmo
2011-05-01 11:00:14 PM  
Well, let's see how this came to be

Mr President will explain this all.
 
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2011-05-01 11:00:15 PM  

gotons: I'd also like to Confrim someone can't type.


Damnit, less than a minute!

/Shakes tiny fist
 
z_gringo
2011-05-01 11:00:15 PM  

TiredWings: Bury him with pigs!


What do you have against pigs?
 
shanteyman
2011-05-01 11:00:16 PM  
Yoicks! They're saying the US has the body. Ick.

Good. Now we can take his corpse to Montauk Point, place it in a gibbet, and let the seagulls pick the SOB's bones clean, then bury him in a coffin filled with pork fat.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2011-05-01 11:00:18 PM  
CONFIRMED: BIN LADEN CHOKED TO DEATH ON A HAM SANDWICH WHILE LISTENING TO OBAMA'S ROAST OF THE DONALD
 
jigger
2011-05-01 11:00:18 PM  
Does this mean we can leave Afghanistan now?
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark]
2011-05-01 11:00:20 PM  
Wolf Blitzer has been in full stall mode for 30 minutes. This guy needs the president to start talking ASAP. They're well into the "random speculation" phase of the coverage.
 
shokokuphoenix
2011-05-01 11:00:21 PM  
Posting in an epic thread... see you in hell, asshole! WOO HOO!
 
t-spoon
2011-05-01 11:00:21 PM  

gotons: I'd also like to Confrim someone can't type.


Nah, Usama is also correct.
 
RancidOne
2011-05-01 11:00:21 PM  
Time to PARTY!
 
craxyd
2011-05-01 11:00:24 PM  

Hondaman4ever: Finally! Can the troops go home now?


Hellz no. Do you have any idea how batshiat the fanatics are gonna go in retaliation?
 
RosevilleDan [TotalFark]
2011-05-01 11:00:25 PM  
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WeenerGord
2011-05-01 11:00:25 PM  

KatjaMouse: Link is taking its sweet time. Already farkied?


Here is the entire text of the article
WASHINGTON--Osama bin Laden has been killed, a United States official said Sunday night.
President Obama is expected to make an announcement on Sunday night, almost ten years after the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

what_now: I really, really want to know how he died. Did we kill him or did he die from kidney failure.


Probably old age.
 
YoungSwedishBlonde
2011-05-01 11:00:25 PM  
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vegaswench [TotalFark]
2011-05-01 11:00:31 PM  
How on earth did they keep it quiet for a whole week? Incredible job by our government and armed forces for keeping this under wraps in this day and age.
 
Aeopile
2011-05-01 11:00:31 PM  
This is bad news... For Obama
 
EmmaLou
2011-05-01 11:00:32 PM  
So? This is going to change nothing in this country.
 
IrishRover
2011-05-01 11:00:40 PM  
Whoa
 
Mad_Radhu
2011-05-01 11:00:41 PM  
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scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-05-01 11:00:43 PM  

TallyGirl: Wow, it only took President Obama two years to get Osama Bin Laden! Kick ass...

/cue the "that's because he's a Muslin, too" morons.


That must've been a loooooooong shot from the White House...
 
Cpl.D
2011-05-01 11:00:43 PM  
If this is true, and proven beyond the shadow of a doubt, I will do my level best to ensure every guest that attends my party suffers severe but not-permanently damaging alcohol poisoning.
 
TheBigJerk
2011-05-01 11:00:44 PM  
Groovy.

Now then, who's up for conspiracy theories that he's still alive like Elvis and Hitler?
 
just_ducky
2011-05-01 11:00:45 PM  
Amazing.
 
gimmegimme
2011-05-01 11:00:45 PM  
How long until SlimCranium, et. al. crap on the parade by twisting it around to try and make Obama look bad?
 
blame canada
2011-05-01 11:00:47 PM  
Today is also my birthday! What a great present.
 
shivashakti
2011-05-01 11:00:47 PM  
I pray for his soul.
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-05-01 11:00:49 PM  
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R.I.P. Usama bin Landen (D-Riyadh)
 
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