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2011-04-15 3:16:59 PM  

006andahalf: Didn't he get busy with the Borg Queen in First Contact?


Well, at first he tried to resist, but...y'know...
 
2011-04-15 3:22:15 PM  

docmattic: 006andahalf: Didn't he get busy with the Borg Queen in First Contact?

Well, at first he tried to resist, but...y'know...


You might say he was temporarily assimilated?
 
2011-04-15 3:28:08 PM  
Is that supposed to be Leah Brahms, or the hologram Leah Brahms? Maybe we'll get to see a scene where Geordi has a threesome with real Leah and hologram Leah?
 
2011-04-15 3:28:53 PM  
I never liked Tasha.
I liked they killed her off because Crosby was too whiny about not getting enough script time.

I liked they killed her off and then once a year they would bring her back and kill her off again.

I would torrent this parody.
 
2011-04-15 3:34:11 PM  
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2011-04-15 3:34:24 PM  
...Is that Ensign Ro?
 
2011-04-15 3:38:51 PM  
Meh. The Batman porn parody was better.
 
2011-04-15 3:39:30 PM  
"Engage!" Piccard shouted in his surpriseing Brittsh accent,
making Data take the ship to Warp 12. Cue appeared in a
puff of smoke and flashed his cock at Piccard. Instantly,
the uptite captain got hard and tried to denie it but Cue put
a dog collar on him and then it was okay. Ricker took the
helm and Cue waved his wand and then they were in Hawaai
and Piccard was dressed in a grass skurt with cocoanutte
haves over his breasts. ***//***fark me, Cue!***//** he tought,
and Cue set fire to the skurt to get rid of it, and then bent
Piccard over and farked him really hard wit his universe-sized
dick and Piccard came so hard his body exploded into a
million peaces right their on the beach and Cue cried.
 
2011-04-15 3:46:43 PM  

Actual Farking: "Engage!" Piccard shouted in his surpriseing Brittsh accent,
making Data take the ship to Warp 12. Cue appeared in a
puff of smoke and flashed his cock at Piccard. Instantly,
the uptite captain got hard and tried to denie it but Cue put
a dog collar on him and then it was okay. Ricker took the
helm and Cue waved his wand and then they were in Hawaai
and Piccard was dressed in a grass skurt with cocoanutte
haves over his breasts. ***//***fark me, Cue!***//** he tought,
and Cue set fire to the skurt to get rid of it, and then bent
Piccard over and farked him really hard wit his universe-sized
dick and Piccard came so hard his body exploded into a
million peaces right their on the beach and Cue cried.


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BEST STAR WARS FANFIC EVAR!!!1!

 
2011-04-15 3:50:08 PM  

Jackpot777: Actual Farking: "Engage!" Piccard shouted in his surpriseing Brittsh accent,
making Data take the ship to Warp 12. Cue appeared in a
puff of smoke and flashed his cock at Piccard. Instantly,
the uptite captain got hard and tried to denie it but Cue put
a dog collar on him and then it was okay. Ricker took the
helm and Cue waved his wand and then they were in Hawaai
and Piccard was dressed in a grass skurt with cocoanutte
haves over his breasts. ***//***fark me, Cue!***//** he tought,
and Cue set fire to the skurt to get rid of it, and then bent
Piccard over and farked him really hard wit his universe-sized
dick and Piccard came so hard his body exploded into a
million peaces right their on the beach and Cue cried.


BEST STAR WARS FANFIC EVAR!!!1!


The combination of these two posts needs to be preserved in the Fark Museum.
 
2011-04-15 3:54:52 PM  
All this makes me very nostalgic, I think I'll go home and watch some ST:TNG.
 
2011-04-15 3:59:51 PM  
Actual Farking and Jackpot777

You have got me in tears here at work
 
2011-04-15 4:11:15 PM  

Actual Farking: [best fark post ever]


I came.
 
2011-04-15 4:22:49 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Actual Farking and Jackpot777

You have got me in tears here at work


That was copy pasta from somewhere else.

Sadly, I'm not the master of erotica who blessed the world such beauty.
 
2011-04-15 4:32:46 PM  

Ikimasen: I Like Bread: catchow: MadUncleEoin: Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

Well, he *is* fully functional.

He is programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring...

...And anatomically correct^

I had a friend who said, quite simply, "Mister Data has an 11 inch vibrating penis."


A walking, talking sybian machine.
 
2011-04-15 4:33:31 PM  
How is this parody? They use the same title, same characters, same settings, even start with the original plot. It's not taking the piss, it's extending the plot. I'm all for Fair Use, but this just seems like a straight rip off with some boobs.

/Set phasers to hard
 
2011-04-15 4:33:54 PM  
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2011-04-15 4:44:47 PM  
and the DVD would be available, where?
 
2011-04-15 4:46:00 PM  

skyotter: and the DVD would be available, where?


Here:

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2011-04-15 4:50:57 PM  
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2011-04-15 4:52:55 PM  
"The Star Trek: Next Generation porn parody has more plot than most big budget movies"

Isn't that kind of defeating the purpose of porn? Plots just get in the way...
 
2011-04-15 4:56:50 PM  
Dana Dearmond is in it. Yum.
 
2011-04-15 4:58:29 PM  
no wheaton tag?

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2011-04-15 4:59:39 PM  
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2011-04-15 5:01:18 PM  
I'm definitely buying this for my guy!
 
2011-04-15 5:11:16 PM  
haha, now i wanna see it, gotta search for it on the net...
 
2011-04-15 5:15:55 PM  
You know what Wil Wheaton has to say about this...
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2011-04-15 5:18:56 PM  
Well, as long as it doesn't follow from that scene in which the Traveller was disguised as an American Indian and seduced Wesley into the sweat hut. That was the gayest thing on television since the news coverage of gays arriving in gaytown and throwing a fabulous parade. NTTAWWT, it just isn't my proverbial cup of tea.
 
2011-04-15 5:47:50 PM  

unyon: Although I'm certain Riker and Worf gangbanging Troi would be a nice touch.


*hurl*
 
2011-04-15 5:50:07 PM  

006andahalf: MadUncleEoin: Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

Well, he *is* fully functional.

Didn't he get busy with the Borg Queen in First Contact?


What, did he do her in the spinal column?

'I ejaculated my central nervous system, and she lit up like a Christmas tree at Binion's!'

/Thank you Patton Oswalt
 
2011-04-15 5:55:06 PM  
Star Trek: The Next Generation XXX.

Really? Not "Star Trek: The NeXXXt Generation"?

Huh.
 
2011-04-15 6:07:12 PM  
Picard spies a party (new window)
 
2011-04-15 6:25:16 PM  
This movie will give a whole new meaning to "The Picard Maneuver"
 
2011-04-15 6:40:37 PM  
Wondewr if we'll see a visit from the Asshole pople...hot chicks who smell like shiat. In the original series, Spocks ears would get bigger during sex..
wonder if well see the ferengi ear sex too..
This is Full of win sir!
 
2011-04-15 6:41:36 PM  

quiotu: 006andahalf: MadUncleEoin: Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

Well, he *is* fully functional.

Didn't he get busy with the Borg Queen in First Contact?

What, did he do her in the spinal column?

'I ejaculated my central nervous system, and she lit up like a Christmas tree at Binion's!'

/Thank you Patton Oswalt


/sigh
 
2011-04-15 6:57:17 PM  
Haha... That actually looks fun to watch. :D
 
2011-04-15 6:57:53 PM  
Talk about doing it for the art.
 
2011-04-15 7:10:18 PM  
"He fixes the cable (by re-routing the anti-tachyon stream through the forward deflector dish)?"
 
2011-04-15 7:16:53 PM  
when i worked at movie rental store in the 90's we had a porn backroom with all kinds of parodies, and Sex Trek was one of them. The cast included:

Jean-Luc Prick-hard
Beaverly Gusher
Cute (Q)
Woof

and others i dont remember the names of. The plot was loosely based on how many times they would have to explain Cute getting plowed. That was plot enough for me.

and skyotter, is that Grant Morrison?
 
2011-04-15 7:28:37 PM  
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Douglas objects! There's a brilliant bit coming up...
 
2011-04-15 7:39:37 PM  
Hmmm... Looking through the trailer... There's Ro Laren... Hmmm... Could be interesting... Always wanted to see more of her...
 
2011-04-15 7:43:47 PM  
Can't wait for
ST: Deep Sixty Nine
ST: Voyeur
ST: Enter Her Prize
The Girth of Khan
The Search for Spock's Dick
The Voyage Homo
The Anal Frontier
The Undiscovered coont
 
2011-04-15 7:51:14 PM  
Goddammitsomuch... now I wanna watch some (real) Star Trek and all my DVDs are in storage. DAMMIT!

\Let's be honest, there were some bad episodes... and I mean -bad-.
\\Still, Troi & Crusher (not Wesley) getting it on? Hrmmm...
 
2011-04-15 7:51:49 PM  
The U - S - S Enterprise
is getting P - U - S - S - Y tonight.
So shake that ass
'cause fornication
is the only way to make the Next Generation
 
2011-04-15 7:55:28 PM  
Plot? In my porn?

Also, what the hell is going on with the Enterprise? It looks like the saucer is constantly separated and just hovering over the stardrive section.
 
2011-04-15 7:58:49 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Can't wait for
ST: Deep Sixty Nine
ST: Voyeur
ST: Enter Her Prize
The Girth of Khan

The Wrath of Khak
The Search for Spock's Dick
The Voyage Homo
The Anal Frontier
The Undiscovered coont


FTFY
 
2011-04-15 8:09:38 PM  
Star Trek: Degenerations
Star Trek: Fist Contact*
Star Trek: Insert 'Rection
Star Trek: Enemis*

*OK, these two are admittedly not the kind of porn I wanna see, but Rule 34 applies.
 
2011-04-15 8:27:26 PM  
Star Trek:The Motion Prickture

/meh
 
2011-04-15 8:41:31 PM  
Needs more Vash

/I'd Tox her Uthat
 
2011-04-15 8:50:35 PM  
They can just have the entire parody on this one episode:

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"If you need me, I'll be in holodeck four"
 
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