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2011-04-15 12:19:34 PM  
I don't want plot, I want farking, plain and simple.
 
2011-04-15 12:28:05 PM  
That actually looks like it is worth watching, if you fast-forward through the futuristic Klingon sex.
 
2011-04-15 12:46:17 PM  
I know I must be a geek, because the plot interests me more than the sex.

Although I'm certain Riker and Worf gangbanging Troi would be a nice touch.
 
2011-04-15 12:49:12 PM  
Their Picard sounds more like Michael Caine than Patrick Stewart.
 
2011-04-15 1:01:09 PM  
"Look what I found in Data's butt!"
 
2011-04-15 1:02:03 PM  
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/obligatory
//hot like Beverly's hills
 
2011-04-15 1:03:40 PM  
I already saw one of those sometime around 1994. Dear god it was the most hilarious porn I've ever seen.
 
2011-04-15 1:12:02 PM  
does shooter mcgavin show up?
 
2011-04-15 1:17:03 PM  

unyon: I know I must be a geek, because the plot interests me more than the sex.


Same here... or it may be because I'm gay. Now if Picard and Data do the dirty, then it's *Bow-chica-bow-wow*
 
2011-04-15 1:18:54 PM  
There are sooooo many possibilities for this.

Deanna Troi begs to be in a porn plot. I can only imagine her dialogue. "I sense you're looking at my boobs again" springs to mind. And Riker is already known to bang everything, second only to Kirk. Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

This could be epic. We need to convince Roger Ebert to review it.


"Wesley Crusher! Come out of that holodeck this instant!"
"I can't. I'm, uhhhhh, 'busy'."
 
2011-04-15 1:20:28 PM  

Zombalupagus: There are sooooo many possibilities for this.

Deanna Troi begs to be in a porn plot. I can only imagine her dialogue. "I sense you're looking at my boobs again" springs to mind. And Riker is already known to bang everything, second only to Kirk. Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

This could be epic. We need to convince Roger Ebert to review it.


"Wesley Crusher! Come out of that holodeck this instant!"
"I can't. I'm, uhhhhh, 'busy'."


Uh the one I saw had Troi listening to Riker's thoughts and went off to have sex with Doctor Crusher. It was really freaking funny.
 
2011-04-15 1:21:15 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I don't want plot, I want farking, plain and simple.


Not gonna lie, I like the plot sometimes. I've been on a Golden Age kick lately, particularly with Taboo 1 and 2 and Vista Valley PTA.

/there might be a pattern here
 
2011-04-15 1:22:06 PM  
Ah I found it. It was called Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
 
2011-04-15 1:24:30 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: Their Picard sounds more like Michael Caine than Patrick Stewart.

Sounds like Sir Ben Kingsley to me.

Shields are down sir.

Not this time, Data. Not this time. Not this farking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this farking time! No farking way! No farking way, no farking way, no farking way! You've made me look a right coont!
 
2011-04-15 1:33:07 PM  
Starring:
Deanna "Ménage à" Troi
Wesley "Ball" Crusher
Jean Luc Pecker

more...?
 
2011-04-15 1:39:03 PM  
The sad thing is that Wil Wheaton auditioned for the part of Wesley.
 
2011-04-15 1:41:48 PM  

0Icky0: Starring:
Deanna "Ménage à" Troi
Wesley "Ball" Crusher
Jean Luc Pecker

more...?


That reminds me, there were a few moderately clever names in an old usenet alt.sex.stories post titled "Star Trek: The Nude Generation", starring Captain Dickhard, Master Beta, Whoref... the rest weren't quite as good (Commander Ride-her, etc).
 
2011-04-15 1:44:24 PM  
Aw, now you're making me all nostalgic for Henri Pachard's movies. Of course, if the ST:TNG parody was done in that era, Tom Byron would play Wesley Crusher.
 
2011-04-15 1:44:29 PM  

Zombalupagus: Deanna Troi begs to be in a porn plot.


she (marina ) did do porn .. okay soft porn. (okay..she was actually only naked for a second or two )

Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.


you must have missed the episode where he did have sex on the show.
 
2011-04-15 1:45:35 PM  
As long as no one is taking a No.2
 
2011-04-15 1:45:44 PM  

kvinesknows: Zombalupagus: Deanna Troi begs to be in a porn plot.

she (marina ) did do porn .. okay soft porn. (okay..she was actually only naked for a second or two )




speaking of which.. say will.. when you were a young lad making the show did you ever get your hands on a copy of that clip and spank it vigorously thinking of your cast mate?
 
2011-04-15 1:47:57 PM  

Gwendolyn: Ah I found it. It was called Sex Trek: The Next Penetration


Remember the time where there was a finite number of porn videos in the world, and one could have possibly seen the same porno as another person? Well this is one of those times, although I believe I saw "Sex Trek: The Search for Sperm."
 
2011-04-15 1:48:06 PM  

0Icky0: Starring:
Deanna "Ménage à" Troi
Wesley "Ball" Crusher
Jean Luc Pecker

more...?


Will Dyker
Data's brother, Whore
Ensign Ho
Horni La Forge
Reg Barcgay
Miles O'Bangin
Ben Sicko
Dr. Balls-Here
Chakotgay
Tom "One Night In" Paris
Harry Balls
60 of 9
 
2011-04-15 1:57:21 PM  

lasercannon: The sad thing is that Wil Wheaton auditioned for the part of Wesley.


Damn you. You almost made me choke on my Cup O'Noodles. Well done.
 
2011-04-15 1:58:18 PM  

Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.


Well, he *is* fully functional.
 
2011-04-15 2:01:53 PM  

MadUncleEoin: Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

Well, he *is* fully functional.


He is programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring...
 
2011-04-15 2:06:20 PM  
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2011-04-15 2:08:18 PM  

blackminded: mitchcumstein1: I don't want plot, I want farking, plain and simple.

Not gonna lie, I like the plot sometimes. I've been on a Golden Age kick lately, particularly with Taboo 1 and 2 and Vista Valley PTA.

/there might be a pattern here


Kay Parker and Dorothy Le May, ftw. They don't make adult actresses (or plots, for that matter) like that anymore. :-(
 
2011-04-15 2:10:41 PM  
Colt4545

Great, you now owe me a new laptop and a fresh cup of coffee.
 
2011-04-15 2:11:02 PM  
Point of order: Picard violates the Prime Directive all the freaking time.
 
2011-04-15 2:11:55 PM  
It has Leah Brahms as a character in it.

That's ULTRA Star Trek geeky, even for a good fan film / parody / etc.
 
2011-04-15 2:13:27 PM  

HoFChaos: Point of order: Picard violates the Prime Directive all the freaking time.


And the Prime Directive loves it.
 
2011-04-15 2:21:52 PM  

blackminded: Vista Valley PTA


You're old?
 
2011-04-15 2:22:12 PM  

HoFChaos: Point of order: Picard violates the Prime Directive all the freaking time.


The Prime Directive was asking for it.
 
2011-04-15 2:25:15 PM  

Hand to the Face: Colt4545

Great, you now owe me a new laptop and a fresh cup of coffee.


Glad I could be of service :)
 
2011-04-15 2:25:50 PM  

lasercannon: The sad thing is that Wil Wheaton auditioned for the part of Wesley.


No, that he auditioned isn't the sad part. The fact that he didn't get the part is.

Knara: It has Leah Brahms as a character in it. That's ULTRA Star Trek geeky, even for a good fan film / parody / etc.


Yeah, but she's pretty much the only love interest Geordi had on the show, IIRC. And they probably get bizay on the holodeck anyways.

victrin: unyon: I know I must be a geek, because the plot interests me more than the sex.


Same here... or it may be because I'm gay. Now if Picard and Data do the dirty, then it's *Bow-chica-bow-wow*


Apparently, Picard doesn't get naked in this film. I'm thinking it would be more of a Data-Worf thing- Data's bi-curious since it's on his 'things humans might do' checklist, and you just know that Worf is suppressing his inner bear.
 
2011-04-15 2:26:33 PM  

rwfan: blackminded: Vista Valley PTA

You're old?


Ummm that was supposed to be
quote:
yada yada yada..., Vista Valley PTA.

/there might be a pattern here


You're old?

//no idea where the rest of the quote went.
 
2011-04-15 2:32:22 PM  

Hand to the Face: 0Icky0: Starring:
Deanna "Ménage à" Troi
Wesley "Ball" Crusher
Jean Luc Pecker

more...?

Will Dyker
Data's brother, Whore
Ensign Ho
Horni La Forge
Reg Barcgay
Miles O'Bangin
Ben Sicko
Dr. Balls-Here
Chakotgay
Tom "One Night In" Paris
Harry Balls
60 of 9


Pack it in people, were done here.
 
2011-04-15 2:45:04 PM  

catchow: MadUncleEoin: Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

Well, he *is* fully functional.

He is programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring...


...And anatomically correct^
 
2011-04-15 3:00:12 PM  
As a fan, this intrigues me on the sci-fi level. Yesterday's Enterprise, an episode where Tasha was still alive...

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...is consistent with this parody's storyline because Parallels showed us there wasn't just one alternate timeline ...there were an unlimited number of bifurcating possible universes. Ones where Picard died. Ones much like the one we're familiar with. Ones where the Borg have the upper hand...

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Oh, who am I trying to fool?

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2011-04-15 3:00:24 PM  
well..I always thought they should do a star trek porn..

I picture scotty in the engine room 'working' on a problem with the captain yelling at him on the mic..

scotty: I'm giving her all she can take captain! I think she is gonna blow!
 
2011-04-15 3:03:55 PM  

unyon: Knara: It has Leah Brahms as a character in it. That's ULTRA Star Trek geeky, even for a good fan film / parody / etc.

Yeah, but she's pretty much the only love interest Geordi had on the show, IIRC. And they probably get bizay on the holodeck anyways.


She was already married. And not nearly as friendly as the holodeck simulation.

/never trust a hologram to accurately reflect a real person
 
2011-04-15 3:05:35 PM  

politicalgateway: well..I always thought they should do a star trek porn..

I picture scotty in the engine room 'working' on a problem with the captain yelling at him on the mic..

scotty: I'm giving her all she can take captain! I think she is gonna blow!


Oh, they already did the original series
 
2011-04-15 3:06:13 PM  
Haven't I seen the guy playing Picard in some mainstream scifi shows? Or do I just watch so much porn that my memory can't tell the difference between porn and normal TV?
 
2011-04-15 3:07:21 PM  
No Wesley? Pass.
 
2011-04-15 3:07:37 PM  
Wow, this may the first porn movie where I fast forward through the sex scenes to get to the good parts.
 
2011-04-15 3:11:10 PM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Wow, this may the first porn movie where I fast forward through the sex scenes to get to the good parts.


Seems the DVD will include a "party cut" that takes out the sex and is PG-13.

/not the kind of party I want to go to
//not that I get invited to parties anyway
 
2011-04-15 3:13:15 PM  
I can't watch that. As a kid I watched all those TNG episodes in a (relatively) sexless vacuum.

Watching those characters get it on just seems too freaky to me. It'd be like watching He-Man bang She-Ra.

/yes I know they were related
 
2011-04-15 3:14:16 PM  

MadUncleEoin: Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

Well, he *is* fully functional.


Didn't he get busy with the Borg Queen in First Contact?
 
2011-04-15 3:15:58 PM  

I Like Bread: catchow: MadUncleEoin: Zombalupagus: Then of course Data might have more abilities than we are aware of.

Well, he *is* fully functional.

He is programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring...

...And anatomically correct^


I had a friend who said, quite simply, "Mister Data has an 11 inch vibrating penis."
 
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