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(Guardian)   Weird: Russian art collective who painted a 65-metre penis on a drawbridge just won a national art prize for their erection   (guardian.co.uk) divider line
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2011-04-13 12:34:07 PM  
Opulence, they has it.
 
2011-04-13 12:34:55 PM  
Why no pic?
 
2011-04-13 12:35:14 PM  
And I was expelled for mowing one in a football field.
 
2011-04-13 12:38:24 PM  
I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?
 
2011-04-13 12:39:48 PM  
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I would have painted "Viagra" below it.

/Profit
 
2011-04-13 12:40:40 PM  

KangTheMad: Why no pic?


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2011-04-13 12:41:53 PM  

sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?


FTFA: Other members of Voina said it should have won the prize for a different "action" - when a woman in the group was filmed stealing a chicken from a grocery store by inserting it into her vagina. "Now that was something," said Vorotnikov.

I sure hope not.
 
2011-04-13 12:44:41 PM  
Cocky bastard.
 
2011-04-13 12:46:17 PM  
It would have been a master stroke if they'd draw a huge gourd on the other side of the bridge.


\stroke...
 
2011-04-13 12:48:36 PM  
I think we all know the real story here:

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2011-04-13 12:49:31 PM  

fappomatic: And I was expelled for mowing one in a football field.


Expelled? You didn't beat someone bloody on the field then start removing their face with a fireplace poker? You mowed something in a field and they expelled you?

How did the lawsuit go?
 
2011-04-13 12:50:14 PM  

KatjaMouse: sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

FTFA: Other members of Voina said it should have won the prize for a different "action" - when a woman in the group was filmed stealing a chicken from a grocery store by inserting it into her vagina. "Now that was something," said Vorotnikov.

I sure hope not.


What the I don't even. Kind of reminds me of spaghettios.
 
2011-04-13 12:52:05 PM  

sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?


I am both horrified and fascinated either way. I mean, a giant penis on a drawbridge is all well and good, but come on, we're talking about a goddamn chicken in a freaking vagina here. If that's not art, I don't know what is.
 
2011-04-13 12:52:20 PM  

probesport: fappomatic: And I was expelled for mowing one in a football field.

Expelled? You didn't beat someone bloody on the field then start removing their face with a fireplace poker? You mowed something in a field and they expelled you?

How did the lawsuit go?


I lost the lawsuit after they found the dean of students hanging from a stadium light, naked, covered in grape jelly and wearing a chicken hat.
 
2011-04-13 12:53:50 PM  

fappomatic: probesport: fappomatic: And I was expelled for mowing one in a football field.

Expelled? You didn't beat someone bloody on the field then start removing their face with a fireplace poker? You mowed something in a field and they expelled you?

How did the lawsuit go?

I lost the lawsuit after they found the dean of students hanging from a stadium light, naked, covered in grape jelly and wearing a chicken hat.


Now the expulsion seems warranted. I was starting to get a bit concerned.
 
2011-04-13 12:56:18 PM  

ox45tallboy: sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

I am both horrified and fascinated either way. I mean, a giant penis on a drawbridge is all well and good, but come on, we're talking about a goddamn chicken in a freaking vagina here. If that's not art, I don't know what is.


Peep.
 
2011-04-13 12:57:28 PM  
Penis
 
2011-04-13 12:57:44 PM  

dr.zaeus: I think we all know the real story here:


The McD's worker looks exactly like my crazy vegetarian roommate from college.
 
2011-04-13 12:58:30 PM  

ox45tallboy: sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

I am both horrified and fascinated either way. I mean, a giant penis on a drawbridge is all well and good, but come on, we're talking about a goddamn chicken in a freaking vagina here. If that's not art, I don't know what is.


Well now that you mention it...

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2011-04-13 12:59:07 PM  
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And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it.
 
2011-04-13 1:10:02 PM  
This is what passes for art these days.


8=======D

Critics rave, "winner!" "Thought-provoking!" "So edgy, I cut myself!"
 
2011-04-13 1:10:29 PM  

AshleyJWilliams: ox45tallboy: sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

I am both horrified and fascinated either way. I mean, a giant penis on a drawbridge is all well and good, but come on, we're talking about a goddamn chicken in a freaking vagina here. If that's not art, I don't know what is.

Well now that you mention it...

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I think more people would pay to see a chicken in a vagina. On top of that, it could be a more "closed" session indoors where you could limit the number of viewers to those who paid to see it. With the penis on the drawbridge, it is, by its very nature, an expression in which pretty much anyone that wants to can go see it for free, without compensation of the artist(s)' time and effort.

Vagina chicken is much better from a purely capitalist point of view.
 
2011-04-13 1:11:52 PM  
It's not even well-drawn, it just looks like poorly done vandal graffiti.
 
2011-04-13 1:16:21 PM  

DecemberNitro: It's not even well-drawn, it just looks like poorly done vandal graffiti.



That's what they said about Picasso.
 
2011-04-13 1:16:39 PM  

DecemberNitro: It's not even well-drawn, it just looks like poorly done vandal graffiti.


Well, look at you, Mr. Penis-on-a-Drawbridge Connoisseur. I suppose you could drawn a better 70 foot tall schlong? In traffic?
 
2011-04-13 1:20:42 PM  
My vote is for the poon-poultry.

/ass-poultry woulda rectum.
 
2011-04-13 1:21:15 PM  

ox45tallboy: DecemberNitro: It's not even well-drawn, it just looks like poorly done vandal graffiti.

Well, look at you, Mr. Penis-on-a-Drawbridge Connoisseur. I suppose you could drawn a better 70 foot tall schlong? In traffic?


You, sir owe me a new keyboard.
 
2011-04-13 1:22:00 PM  

dr.zaeus: I think we all know the real story here:


That picture is asking to be photoshopped.
 
2011-04-13 1:31:49 PM  
A member (no pun intended) of the Peredvizhniki would have at least made it look realistic.
 
2011-04-13 1:39:46 PM  

dr.zaeus: I think we all know the real story here:


it really wants that cheeseburger
 
2011-04-13 1:51:24 PM  
[image from 27.media.tumblr.com too old to be available]

/approves
 
2011-04-13 2:53:09 PM  

killerkas: This is what passes for art these days.


8=======D

Critics rave, "winner!" "Thought-provoking!" "So edgy, I cut myself!"


"When the bridge was raised the erect phallus faced the local headquarters of the FSB, the successor to the KGB."
/Biggest building in the city, you can see Siberia from its basement
 
2011-04-13 4:04:08 PM  
I believe I read somewhere that they are also locked up in jail for that. That drawbridge is right across from the FSB.
 
2011-04-13 4:12:20 PM  
Penis thread!

8=====D

/Yeah for Peni!
//Pro penis
 
2011-04-13 4:54:11 PM  
Vagina chicken.....tastes just like fish?
 
2011-04-13 11:09:41 PM  
Its still smaller than my internet penis
 
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