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2011-03-29 10:31:11 PM  
5 votes:
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
2011-03-30 05:57:37 AM  
4 votes:
Dear God, it's Obama's birth certificate.
2011-03-30 02:35:57 PM  
2 votes:
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2011-03-30 03:43:19 PM  
1 vote:
I think NCBE has to to with Canterbury Enterprises in St. Louis, Mo. (in Canterbury Enterprises, inc.) I think it is a list of opportunities available to him. At one point he shorthands "God-damn insecure Brain". He noted they needed floor person on 7/1 (July 1) a card sealer person (or candy selling person for a 4th of July event) on the 4th and a Parts Person on the 5th. Al of the Services Canterbury Provides.

They have been around for a while so if this guy was a special needs person, it could just be a boring list of opportunities and people and places he needs to be for Canterbury Enterprises, Inc.

The main thing to remember in this shorthand is that he is probably dyslexic. Most of the note makes sense if you are slightly dyslexic. It also looks like he will write something slightly longer-hand to begin with and condense it as he memorizes his custom shorthand meanings. You can see that happening with Caterbury Enterprises Inc. getting shortened to CBE towards the end of the note.
2011-03-30 02:27:22 PM  
1 vote:
Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

/so...'No'?
//Grey's Anatomy fan
2011-03-30 12:22:51 PM  
1 vote:
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
2011-03-30 12:02:18 PM  
1 vote:
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They're recipes.
2011-03-30 09:04:33 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, check this out:


NTENTE GLSE-SE ERTE
EYSE MTSE-CTSE-WSE-FRTSE
VOETRSE ONDRSEWLD NCBE
EURDZLRCMSPNEWLDSTSMEXL
RDTMT6TUNSE NCBEXC
(GOYSAISTENMUNARSE)
OWOE-LRSTE-TRSE-TRSE-MKSEN-MRSE
(NNU6NSE SE NMBSE)
NNNRCBRNSEPTE2PTEWSREBKNSE
AEMLSE74SPRKSE29KENOSOLE173RTRSE
GV6LE CLGSEOUNUTKEDKRSE PSESHLE
IE1MTCSEHTLSENCUTCTRS NMRE
VR.84.5 5UNEPLSENCRSEADLTSENSKSENBSE
EGREONSE PVTSEWLDNCBE (3XORL)
YOSENRSEIN2NTRLERCBRNSENTSRCRBNE
ONPNSENGSPSEMKSEKBSEPCBEAVXL'R
UNCRENMREFCBE 1/2MUNDPLSE
U-A-M14HIL XDRLX
(PRDMKNEARSE-N-S-M-KNARE)
NURHENPINSENPBSERCBBNSENPRSEINC
ENSENMRSE DPREHLDWLDNCBE(TFXLFTCXLNCBE)
VA-PRPPITXLYPPIYNCBE MGKSEWCDRCBRNSEPRSE
ERDRCBRNSE NTSSHENTXSE-CRSLE-CLTRSEWLDNCBE
ROWLDNCBETSMELRSERLSEURGLNEASNWLDNCBE
(GUPFSENLSRENCBE)NTEGDDMNSENCURERCBRNE
(ONNETFRNE NCBRTSENCBEING)
(NDRSEPQSEONDE71NCBE)
(NANSEPRSEONSDE74NCBE)
(ANTSEPRSEONREDE75NCBE)
(LDNQCMSPSOLEMRDELUSE TOTEWLDN1HLDNCBE)
(ED4WLD'SNCBE)(TRFXL)
2011-03-30 08:04:45 AM  
1 vote:
"rolls eyes" This is so easy...It says Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Duh!
2011-03-30 07:54:50 AM  
1 vote:
A couple of pieces of paper with badly scrawled gibberish on them? Sounds like signs from a teabagger rally to me. It's probably something about socialist muslins trying to take our precious moneys away.
2011-03-30 06:23:35 AM  
1 vote:
It's a "To Do" list that Drew wrote after he finished the whole bottle.
2011-03-29 11:58:41 PM  
1 vote:
If anyone figures it out before I do let me know. I love Myst games but I can't avoid cheating either.
 
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