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(Some Guy)   None of these album covers should have ever seen the light of day   (visualnews.com) divider line
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21250 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Mar 2011 at 9:13 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2011-03-27 6:08:09 PM  
Thankfully, a new list that didn't include this Fark favorite:

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/Getting it out of the way, now.
 
2011-03-27 6:13:50 PM  

peachy92: Thankfully, a new list that didn't include this Fark favorite:

/Getting it out of the way, now.


Yeah, it started out fapping to Joyce, but then things went went wrong. I was almost there, when her nose turned in to a dorsal fin.
Being the trooper that I am, I thought to myself...BLOWHOLE, BLOWHOLE, BLOWHOLE. and completed the task.
 
2011-03-27 6:43:01 PM  
Several Fark favorites are there, and several never seen before today.
 
2011-03-27 6:44:05 PM  
list fails without Zip Zap Rap.
 
2011-03-27 6:50:01 PM  
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/also getting it out of the way now.
 
2011-03-27 6:50:39 PM  
Fark that, Thor is awesome.
 
2011-03-27 7:03:32 PM  
I am surprised to not see any Manowar. They always make these lists.
 
2011-03-27 7:05:34 PM  
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WHY is this not on the list, and WHY did it take until now to post here???
 
2011-03-27 7:20:29 PM  
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2011-03-27 7:26:46 PM  
I think every single one of those is awesome. Album covers are sorely missing today, what with all the technical mumbo jumbo. That New Orleans one is incredible, as is The Smiley Family.
 
2011-03-27 7:30:16 PM  
Let me be the first to say that i'd hit Jaci Rae and her big ole titties. Don't try to tell me what I can and can't push.
 
2011-03-27 7:34:41 PM  
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I am so turned on right now.
 
2011-03-27 7:36:15 PM  
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2011-03-27 8:06:06 PM  
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/oldie but goodie & completely obligatory
 
2011-03-27 8:07:30 PM  

jaylectricity: I am so turned on right now.


"I tied a sheet around my head. Why did I do that?"
 
2011-03-27 8:10:50 PM  

revrendjim: "I tied a sheet around my head. Why did I do You can't explain that"


FTFY ;)
 
2011-03-27 8:18:44 PM  

WhyteRaven74: revrendjim: "I tied a sheet around my head. Why did I do You can't explain that"

FTFY ;)


Nice. You are correct.
 
2011-03-27 8:27:44 PM  
jaylectricity

Is it just me, or does Cody Matherson look like a retarded 1980s version of Wilson from the show House?

Also, I'd hit Joyce. You know that with that librarian look, and that white girl fro and those big glasses that she'd suck your cock like it contained some type of lifegiving elixir that kept her alive.
 
2011-03-27 8:39:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Is it just me, or does Cody Matherson look like a retarded 1980s version of Wilson from the show House?


I think that's a picture of Dale Earnhardt Jr. around the age of 15.
 
2011-03-27 8:46:43 PM  
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2011-03-27 9:17:52 PM  
Has anyone paged Farker Bizarre Records yet?
 
2011-03-27 9:19:01 PM  
Wow, I thought this would be the same two dozen that are ALWAYS in the "worst album covers evar" links and threads. Glad to see a bunch more have been unearthed. (Ok, maybe "glad" isn't the best word....)
 
2011-03-27 9:20:28 PM  
At least peachy92 and Meatzilla represented the Joyce and Zip Zap Rap covers here.
 
2011-03-27 9:23:04 PM  
I dunno that Thor album is pretty bad ass-looking.
 
2011-03-27 9:23:08 PM  
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(click picture, skip to 1 minute mark for awesomeness.)

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2011-03-27 9:24:30 PM  
Brilliant! That Smylie Family with the matching outfits had me mentally fapping. Thank's subby for being one notch sicker than me
 
2011-03-27 9:25:37 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I think every single one of those is awesome. Album covers are sorely missing today, what with all the technical mumbo jumbo. That New Orleans one is incredible, as is The Smiley Family.


You and me both. These are all so honest and earnest. How can you not love them?

/And Thor is HOT.
 
2011-03-27 9:26:23 PM  
Truth in advertising for a CD cover?

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2011-03-27 9:30:54 PM  
What, no one's posted this yet? You're all slipping!

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2011-03-27 9:31:08 PM  
Wow.
 
2011-03-27 9:32:06 PM  
Just when you think the whole thing is worthless, bam. Jugs McGee, 2nd from last.
 
2011-03-27 9:33:21 PM  
You have to go the steel panther website and listen to the music. They are ridiculous. steelpantherrocks.com
Its really stupid.
 
2011-03-27 9:36:00 PM  

Complicit: Fark that, Thor is awesome.


He looks like his ass is thor.
 
2011-03-27 9:36:59 PM  
I don't know, some of those covers are tits.
 
2011-03-27 9:38:53 PM  
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/celebrates the guy's entire catalog
 
2011-03-27 9:42:06 PM  

hovsm: You have to go the steel panther website and listen to the music. They are ridiculous. steelpantherrocks.com
Its really stupid.


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2011-03-27 9:45:18 PM  
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2011-03-27 9:47:18 PM  
Do they not know that Steel Panther is a gag?


A very good one.
 
2011-03-27 9:47:20 PM  

arasmin: hovsm: You have to go the steel panther website and listen to the music. They are ridiculous. steelpantherrocks.com
Its really stupid.


No shiat. I thought my enthusiasm implied they were parody.
 
2011-03-27 9:48:04 PM  
I learned something from TFA. There is apparently a market for evangelical ventriloquism.


Who'da thunk it?
 
2011-03-27 9:49:10 PM  

FeedTheCollapse: (click picture, skip to 1 minute mark for awesomeness.)


Wow, I was expecting "HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYZZZZ!"
 
2011-03-27 9:49:28 PM  
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2011-03-27 9:50:48 PM  
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2011-03-27 9:51:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard:
Also, I'd hit Joyce. You know that with that librarian look, and that white girl fro and those big glasses that she'd suck your cock like it contained some type of lifegiving elixir that kept her alive.


Oh, you farking well know it. I think I've seen her in a couple of porn flicks, getting boned by John Holmes.
 
2011-03-27 9:51:48 PM  
Guess ol' Dave is starting to look pretty good right about now, eh?

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2011-03-27 9:54:23 PM  
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From looking at that, you'd think it was a metal album. It's actually a AAA pop-rock record (and a pretty decent one at that). Hard to believe their label (Universal) agreed to that cover.
 
2011-03-27 9:55:33 PM  

Kazaa: From looking at that, you'd think it was a metal album. It's actually a AAA pop-rock record (and a pretty decent one at that). Hard to believe their label (Universal) agreed to that cover.


No worse then Nevermind, speaking of AAA pop-rock.
 
2011-03-27 9:55:42 PM  
So, I thought the consensus is that the Cody Matherson one is not real.
 
2011-03-27 9:55:51 PM  
No love for:

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???
 
2011-03-27 9:58:07 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: So, I thought the consensus is that the Cody Matherson one is not real.


yeah, that one looks a little too photoshopped. Though I guess there is the possibility of it being a more recent album than it looks.
 
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