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(kvue.com)   Security guards farking around, one shoots the other at Austin nightclub.   ( kvue.com) divider line
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2857 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2001 at 2:27 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-19 02:30:49 PM  
They were just getting ready for the Farkers descending this weekend.
2001-10-19 02:34:26 PM  
"I guess next time you'll laugh at my joke."
2001-10-19 02:36:15 PM  
merely a flesh wound
2001-10-19 02:36:48 PM  
heheheeee... dorks.
2001-10-19 02:41:39 PM  
YES! Finally he posts one of my submissions!
Thanx Drew. This one was destined for the Farkives. BTW, I saw this happen. My apt is accross the st and I see everything that happens at Kaos, including the multiple gang shootign that happened there in May this year.
Farking idiots, could have been a Darwin award candidate.... so close.
2001-10-19 02:43:18 PM  
and to think I was ridiculed for speaking about the (lack of) intellegence in Austin the other day.....
2001-10-19 02:43:29 PM  
Wow! Shot him right in the nightclub! That's gotta hurt!
2001-10-19 02:47:40 PM  
...accidentally shot the guard in the thigh. He was not seriously injured.

Missed his brain by inches.
2001-10-19 02:59:04 PM  
It still amazes me that people "trained" in the use of guns can be such idiots! Just think, a few more inches and the thought of offspring could have been cured for good!
2001-10-19 03:00:00 PM  
The article say's he was not seriously injured. What did they do for treatment of this nonserious injury, Rub some dirt on it.
2001-10-19 03:06:21 PM  
This got posted? WTF? I have submitted much better crap than this that never got posted. What do you have to do, Blow Drew to get anything on here?
2001-10-19 03:08:52 PM  
I take it we can't move the Fark party there??
2001-10-19 03:34:21 PM  
Don't come to Texas... we'll Fark you up!!
2001-10-19 03:41:31 PM  
Damn, two stories in one week out of Austin.
2001-10-19 03:44:21 PM  
Need a better tag than stupid for this. How about moron?
2001-10-19 03:54:29 PM  
This is AMUSING!
2001-10-19 03:57:59 PM  
MrTuffPaws: shaddup.
2001-10-19 03:58:07 PM  
I just want to know how you go froming joking around to shooting someone in the leg. Also nothing was said about this dude getting in trouble. What the hell police show and you just say, "Hey get this I was just joking heh." and the police just reply, "Haha ahhh that's so funny! Good one! you can go now."

I don't get it?
2001-10-19 04:22:57 PM  
"Hey, dude, you know what would be really funny?"
"No. What?"
2001-10-19 04:23:31 PM  
Kaos is a pretty sketchy club. Although I did get a chance to see Sir Mix-A-Lot next door at the Backroom. That kicked ass.
2001-10-19 04:39:15 PM  
I think the last thing I heard before he shot him was, "I just read the safety manual, check this out..." BANG! AAAAAAAGH!
"I wanna see your impression of the Crow, BANG, aaagh, fark, I'm dead!"
2001-10-19 04:41:11 PM  
Was it those 2 security guards from the SNL skits who shove things in their head?
2001-10-19 04:44:00 PM  
Mirage said, "Kaos is a pretty sketchy club. Although I did get a chance to see Sir Mix-A-Lot next door at the Backroom. That kicked ass."

True, very sketchy. Any "club" that has armed guards on off nights and cops on the on nights is wiggy. Plus there was a massive fight there after the club closed at 2am. I tried to get close to get some pics on the new DigiCam, but they were scattering like roches in a burning warehouse.

Josh420 said, "I take it we can't move the Fark party there??"

I say we go anyway.... HAHAHA, oh shiat, my spleen...
2001-10-19 04:46:35 PM  
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2001-10-19 04:48:06 PM  
Good one JB.
2001-10-19 04:53:10 PM  
ow! my liver! yeah hmm hmm

when did Beavis and Butthead become nightclub bouncers?
2001-10-19 04:55:53 PM  
anyone remember "The State"? Sketch comedy from back when Mtv was still mostly ok. They had "the Inbred Brothers" sketch that drove me farkin ape-shiat.
"Hey. Look, my hand on fire! What am I doin'!?!?"
"Looky I can hit my face with this shovel! What am I doin!?!?"
Pri-ha ha-Pri haha Prime... ehhh
2001-10-19 05:18:24 PM  
Was he seriously injured?... no, he was just SHOT in the THIGH! .... hmmm, OK, I guess this zit in my nostril isn't bothering me that much anymore.
2001-10-19 05:24:51 PM  

You could probably just change it to "Texas"
2001-10-19 05:27:22 PM  
As found in better men's rooms:

Here I sit, cheeks a flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan
2001-10-19 06:11:36 PM  
MrTuffPaws--Chill out, I've submitted lots of stuff and got maybe 2 or 3 posted. I'm sure they get lots of submissions and they have to decide which ones are the most farkworthy. :)
2001-10-19 06:56:28 PM  
Rent-a-cops suck.
I hope both of them get ass cancer.
2001-10-19 07:19:12 PM  
MayoBoy: Eat shiat
2001-10-19 07:44:02 PM  
I totally remember that sketch on the State... "What am I doing?"
2001-10-19 09:04:24 PM  
2001-10-19 09:06:42 PM  
Here I sit,
Oblivious to danger,
Tried to shiat,
But gave birth to a Texas ranger.
2001-10-19 09:08:49 PM  
Here I sit on the pooper,
Not feeling so super,
Giving birth to a Texas state trooper!
2001-10-20 01:43:25 AM  
"Hey, you know that metal thing they gave us to throw at people?"
"Look at what happens when you pull this -"
Both laugh hysterically.
2001-10-20 03:31:19 PM  
As RelaximusPrime said, Club Kaos is a pretty sketchy place. As soon as I saw the comment on Fark, I immediately thought it must have happened at Club Kaos. It's sort of infamous for rough crowds, gang fights, and idiots. I'm surprised it's still open, but I guess those people need some place to go to keep them out of the other clubs.
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