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2011-03-07 9:04:42 AM  
Ha ha ha ha you got upset about a Wonkette article?

And started a fight with the commenters?

I think we all know who deserves a painful death here.

And your blog sucks, guy. And anyone who wears a fedora is a colossal ass.
 
2011-03-07 9:04:51 AM  
Stay tuned next week, for this blogger patriot's keen and insightful analysis of a Free Republic thread about George Soros. Thank you, blogger patriot, for all you do to keep this nation alive.
 
2011-03-07 9:13:52 AM  
Your blog sucks too.
 
2011-03-07 9:14:32 AM  
News Flash: the left is as guilty of hypocrisy as the right.
 
2011-03-07 9:14:51 AM  
Remember, if someone says something bad about a member of your party, it means you get to draw broad judgments about everyone on the "other side," PLUS you get to act victimized and unfairly put upon!
 
2011-03-07 9:33:25 AM  
*scans greenlit threads* jeez - freeper friday has come on a monday this week!
 
2011-03-07 9:33:49 AM  
This is some hard-hitting stuff, here.

I, for one, am scandalized that random anonymous commenters on a blog would say nasty things.
 
2011-03-07 9:38:46 AM  
Wait--

Is this author actually recapping his flamewar on the comment thread?

El Oh El.


Look, subby--Just be glad they came unaided by a thesaurus, this time.
 
2011-03-07 9:44:42 AM  
HOLY SPIT SOMEONE GOT FLAMED ON THE INTERNET!
 
2011-03-07 9:45:09 AM  
Catholic tech support guy?

So servicing altar boys is now tech support?
 
2011-03-07 9:47:24 AM  
Oh hey... he has the blog post open for comments.

This fellow is most assuredly a genius.
 
2011-03-07 10:34:03 AM  
It's not disagreeing with the left that makes you evil and deserving of a painful death, its agreeing with the right.
 
2011-03-07 10:48:28 AM  
Wordpress? Again? Where is that jammie wearing guy when you need him?
 
2011-03-07 11:31:36 AM  
Remember if you disagree with the left nearly anyone politically and do something about it, they will say that you are evil and deserve a painful death
 
2011-03-07 11:31:53 AM  
Your blog sucks.
 
2011-03-07 11:33:50 AM  
Whereas if you're a liberal, you're anti-America.


/Suck. Your blog do it.
 
2011-03-07 11:33:53 AM  
"I'm really sorry about his prostate cancer. I hope that it doesn't spread to his anus. If he has to have an asshole transplant, he will be the first person to have the transplant reject the donee. "

cmon, that's funny
 
2011-03-07 11:33:54 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: And anyone who wears a fedora is a colossal ass


Hey... I wear a fedora!? Wait, yes i am a colossal ass. OK nevermind.
 
2011-03-07 11:35:00 AM  
Hear, hear. Just shut the fark up. Your ideas are 90% dumb and the 10% that isn't is painfully obvious anyway.
 
2011-03-07 11:35:11 AM  
Wow, it's almost as if the internet is populated with assholes. I guess that guy hadn't figured that out yet.
 
2011-03-07 11:36:29 AM  
Yoreb logs ucks
 
2011-03-07 11:36:50 AM  
This is like getting outraged over an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.

Also, your blog is fat.
 
2011-03-07 11:37:58 AM  
Wow. What a whiney little turd.

And, your blog sucks.
 
2011-03-07 11:39:31 AM  
Something unseemly was posted on Wonkette? Well, I never....
 
2011-03-07 11:39:47 AM  

sigdiamond2000: This is like getting outraged over an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.

Also, your blog is fat.


His blog definitely sounds fat. Not sure if it is.

Blog owner! TITS or GTFO.
 
2011-03-07 11:43:52 AM  
Evil trifecta in play
 
2011-03-07 11:44:36 AM  
So Wonkette = Fark politics tab? Who knew?

But seriously, I'm as conservative (poor people hatin', not bible thumpin') as they come....but this stuff is just as bad on the Right. Both sides have their useful idiots (voters).
 
2011-03-07 11:45:24 AM  
I see one of Fark's favorite Palin white-knighters in the blog comments. I wondered what ever happened to that guy. Apparently he's just submitting headlines now.
 
2011-03-07 11:46:44 AM  
If I am going to masturbate I do it in the privacy of my own home. It's really kind of rude to do it on the internet. In front of everyone like that. I hope he washed his hands when he was done.
 
2011-03-07 11:47:02 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Also, your blog is fat.

His blog definitely sounds fat. Not sure if it is.


It sounds fat, but I bet it has sharp knees.
 
2011-03-07 11:47:22 AM  
Hmmm, I'll try to confound your perceptions of leftists and say something nice: your blog is not quite as pathetically stupid as that jammie fool one.
 
2011-03-07 11:47:24 AM  
I'm really sorry about his prostate cancer. I hope that it doesn't spread to his anus. If he has to have an asshole transplant, he will be the first person to have the transplant reject the donee.

That's just funny.
 
2011-03-07 11:48:03 AM  
So wait... the fact is that David Koch has cancer. Yet somehow him donating money for cancer research is not self serving?
 
2011-03-07 11:48:29 AM  

unlikely: HOLY SPIT SOMEONE GOT FLAMED ON THE INTERNET!


Ya know, one of the things I miss Most about the early days of the Internet is that we only had ONE troll back then, a guy named Joe Dunphy, who near as I can figure managed to get into a flamewar with about half the internet in those days (seriously throw his name into the google Usenet archive and see what pops out)

One troll, especially one as unhunged as Joe, was Lulz-worthy. Thousands upon thousands of the creatures just gets tiresome eventually
 
2011-03-07 11:48:57 AM  
Holy fark, what is this, Whiny Republican Butthurt day or something?
 
2011-03-07 11:49:21 AM  
Call Ric Romero! Bloggy is breaking news that anonymous commentors are sometimes douchebags.

What does being Catholic have to do with IT support? Does he burn incense every time he builds a server for that extra special something?

p.s. Your blog sucks.
 
2011-03-07 11:50:10 AM  
Normal person: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Lefty Libocrat: "You racist! Go Die In A Fire!!!"
 
2011-03-07 11:50:35 AM  
I'm bloggin about your shiatty ass-blog
 
2011-03-07 11:51:11 AM  

Phil Herup: Normal person: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Lefty Libocrat: "You racist! Go Die In A Fire!!!"


Did I call the defensive butthurt, or did I?

/kind of like "calling" the sunrise in the morning...
 
2011-03-07 11:51:55 AM  
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There are better images, but they don't seem to be posting.
 
2011-03-07 11:51:56 AM  

The Homer Tax: Holy fark, what is this, Whiny Republican Butthurt day or something?


That all depends. Does the day's name end in a "Y?"
 
2011-03-07 11:52:18 AM  
YOUR BLOG SUCKS

 
2011-03-07 11:53:53 AM  

Phil Herup: Normal person: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Lefty Libocrat: "You racist! Go Die In A Fire!!!"


No. Not that way at all, actually.
 
2011-03-07 11:54:15 AM  
Libocrat? farking weak, seriously. It's liberloon or lib-u-lardo these days
 
2011-03-07 11:55:11 AM  
Anyone interested in hiring "Da Techguy?"

I am more than happy to write on a full time, part time, or column / blog basic for your media outlet, your political campaign, your advocacy group or your website.

On a per piece basis I am willing to write for $25 a piece or $40 for two a week.

If you wish me to contribute to your blog or to blog for you full time contact me and we can discuss terms.

I am also available to cover individual events, campaigns etc...My Motto is Have Fedora will travel so I am willing to cover any individual event for up to a week at a time at the following rates.

$1000 for one full week
$250 for one day
$45 an hour


At those rates, we'd be fools not to hire this guy. He's got a fedora, for f*ck's sake.

I wonder if the Gold Bond Powder, sweat pants, and Diet Mountain Dew are handled as pass-through expenses?
 
2011-03-07 11:55:12 AM  
Silly subby...that makes you HITLER. Get with the program.

/Racist would also have been acceptable.
 
2011-03-07 11:55:31 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Phil Herup: Normal person: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Lefty Libocrat: "You racist! Go Die In A Fire!!!"

No. Not that way at all, actually.


Hey, at least Phil is admitting that he's not normal.
 
2011-03-07 11:55:40 AM  

The Homer Tax: Holy fark, what is this, Whiny Republican Butthurt day or something?


On Fark, only days ending in Y.
 
2011-03-07 11:55:52 AM  
my comment:

it's all very well you bemoaning a lack of recognition for koch's donations to cancer research but you have to factor in reality.

they're worth $40 billion us - that is $40,000 million. $100 million to cancer research is proportional to a guy on $40k pa giving $100 dollars to a cause. it's like a guy with $400 in is pocket giving $1 to a street urchin. it's nothing worthy of praise. 1% of their wealth would be $400 million. think about it, this is 0.25% of their wealth (and do you know if they used their contributions to avoid tax?)

they have far, far, far beyond what anyone would need to live in complete luxury, yet you want to laud them for giving 0.25%

you want to laud them for contributing .25% of their wealth and ignore the fact that the vast majority of their "donations" are to political causes that enable them to get massively richer?

who do you think they get richer at the expense of? gyac - it's you, grovelling little you

is "awaiting moderation"
 
2011-03-07 11:55:56 AM  
The web log which is owned by the individual in question is a region of low pressure causing matter in the surrounding area to flow towards it.
 
2011-03-07 11:56:16 AM  
BULGY SOUR SOCK

 
2011-03-07 11:57:22 AM  
"I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Yeah, sure. Let's get real. I really do not know any Republicans that talk like this. It's more like, "Obama and all of the other damn Democrats are running this country right into the goddamn ground."
 
2011-03-07 11:57:24 AM  
Can we stop greenlighting rants from wordpress and blogger as if they matter?
 
2011-03-07 11:58:08 AM  
Wonkette is a pale shadow of its former self; Pareene et al are just not as funny (or attractive) as Ana Marie Cox.

I wonder if this fellow's head would explode if he read a Freep thread about, say, Elizabeth Edwards' cancer. Also, seriously? You want a political blog to write about a strategic consulting firm? Monitor Group's lobbying for a foreign gov't is nothing surprising or unusual (there are a dozen who lobby for Israel), and I'd hardly call a murders/executions firm "liberal".
 
2011-03-07 11:58:35 AM  

Lando Lincoln: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Yeah, sure. Let's get real. I really do not know any Republicans that talk like this. It's more like, "Obama and all of the other damn Democrats are running this country right into the goddamn ground."


Only the base appreciates the "n" word.
 
2011-03-07 11:59:50 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: And your blog sucks, guy. And anyone who wears a fedora is a colossal ass.


Hey....!
 
2011-03-07 12:01:16 PM  

Lando Lincoln: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Yeah, sure. Let's get real. I really do not know any Republicans that talk like this. It's more like, "Obama and all of the other damn Democrats are running this country right into the goddamn ground."


Not only that, but they're Communist Fascist Islamists who want to impose the antichrist's will on Bog Fearing Americans. 2nd Amendment solutions are needed to remedy this.
 
2011-03-07 12:01:37 PM  
Sorry, but "the living embodiment of Corporate Greed" isn't a political position from which you can thus disagree with "the Left", thus the premise is simply faulty.

To wish a painful death and ascribe evil to someone who actively seeks to harm large portions of the populace in order to amass more and more money, not out of necessity but pure greed, is a very fair reaction and is less and less solely the reaction of "the Left" these days.
 
2011-03-07 12:01:42 PM  
BLOCK SOY GURUS
 
2011-03-07 12:01:53 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Yeah, sure. Let's get real. I really do not know any Republicans that talk like this. It's more like, "Obama Fartbongo and all of the other damn Democrats Commie-rats are running this greatest, most wonderfulest freedom real America country right into the goddamn ground Nazi Germany."


FTFY
 
2011-03-07 12:02:37 PM  
When I see a toddler throwing a temper tantrum I try not to pay attention.
 
2011-03-07 12:03:14 PM  

Phil Herup: Normal person: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Lefty Libocrat: "You racist! Go Die In A Fire!!!"


I am so sick of this shiat. Let me rephrase it a bit...

Person who suddenly discovered they were incredibly concerned with the National Debt and out of control spending at exactly the time a black man became president "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Anyone other than the Right Wing: "Really? and you didn't say anything for the 8 years some conservative white guy was in office running the country's finances into the ground?"

"Gee, what changed recently that may have stirred this fervor for financial discipline?"

Aha!

In summary, if you had been out there fighting for financial discipline when it was really being trashed (and a white guy ran the place) and you continued when a black guy took over, I would believe you had purely financial motives.

Since you never said anything until a black guy took over, your motives seem questionable to me. I'm sure part of it is simply republican/democrat or conservative/liberal but there's certainly an obvious element of white/black as well.
 
2011-03-07 12:03:33 PM  
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2011-03-07 12:03:50 PM  
Good grief conservatives suffer from a terminal case of projection.
 
2011-03-07 12:04:45 PM  

EyeballKid: Only the base appreciates the "n" word.


Nerf? Nincompoop? Nerd? Idiot?

Ohhh, the "race card" I mentioned earlier...Bravo :)


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2011-03-07 12:05:08 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Anyone interested in hiring "Da Techguy?"

I am more than happy to write on a full time, part time, or column / blog basic for your media outlet, your political campaign, your advocacy group or your website.

On a per piece basis I am willing to write for $25 a piece or $40 for two a week.

If you wish me to contribute to your blog or to blog for you full time contact me and we can discuss terms.

I am also available to cover individual events, campaigns etc...My Motto is Have Fedora will travel so I am willing to cover any individual event for up to a week at a time at the following rates.

$1000 for one full week
$250 for one day
$45 an hour

At those rates, we'd be fools not to hire this guy. He's got a fedora, for f*ck's sake.

I wonder if the Gold Bond Powder, sweat pants, and Diet Mountain Dew are handled as pass-through expenses?


We should hire him to write extolling the joys of unfettered socialism in an atheist society.

That could be fun.
 
2011-03-07 12:06:56 PM  
jasroc: Person who suddenly discovered they were incredibly concerned with the National Debt and out of control spending at exactly the time a black man became president

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2011-03-07 12:07:01 PM  

hillbillypharmacist: Ha ha ha ha you got upset about a Wonkette article?

And started a fight with the commenters?

I think we all know who deserves a painful death here.

And your blog sucks, guy. And anyone who wears a fedora is a colossal ass.


*looks at his sweet pirate print fedora, weeps*

I know I should have stuck with that fez.
 
2011-03-07 12:07:41 PM  
Run and tell it to your mommy, blog boy.
 
2011-03-07 12:09:58 PM  
His "Statement of Common Principles" is pretty amusing:

4. All major intelligence agencies believed Saddam Hussein had weapons of Mass destruction before the Iraq war, to assert that President Bush lied on this issue is a foul calumny.

It's a foul calumny!
 
2011-03-07 12:10:19 PM  

i has an internet: Good grief conservatives suffer from a terminal case of projection.


Staggering, ain't it?
 
2011-03-07 12:11:11 PM  

FishStampede: *looks at his sweet pirate print fedora, weeps*

I know I should have stuck with that fez.


SPY OVER HERE

// and he's got the set!
 
2011-03-07 12:13:59 PM  

sweetmelissa31: His "Statement of Common Principles" is pretty amusing:

4. All major intelligence agencies believed Saddam Hussein had weapons of Mass destruction before the Iraq war, to assert that President Bush lied on this issue is a foul calumny.

It's a foul calumny!


I prefer my calumny fresh. Maybe fried. With a little lemon.
 
2011-03-07 12:15:13 PM  
A Wonkette troll? Really, Fark? Really?
 
2011-03-07 12:16:10 PM  
Why do paranoid conservatives hate the 1st amendment?
 
2011-03-07 12:17:34 PM  

hillbillypharmacist: And anyone who wears a fedora is a colossal ass.


This man:
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would like to have a word with you.
 
2011-03-07 12:19:31 PM  

21-7-b: my comment:

it's all very well you bemoaning a lack of recognition for koch's donations to cancer research but you have to factor in reality.

they're worth $40 billion us - that is $40,000 million. $100 million to cancer research is proportional to a guy on $40k pa giving $100 dollars to a cause. it's like a guy with $400 in is pocket giving $1 to a street urchin. it's nothing worthy of praise. 1% of their wealth would be $400 million. think about it, this is 0.25% of their wealth (and do you know if they used their contributions to avoid tax?)

they have far, far, far beyond what anyone would need to live in complete luxury, yet you want to laud them for giving 0.25%

you want to laud them for contributing .25% of their wealth and ignore the fact that the vast majority of their "donations" are to political causes that enable them to get massively richer?

who do you think they get richer at the expense of? gyac - it's you, grovelling little you

is "awaiting moderation"


I don't really give a f*ck but I'd thought I'd point out that if there are two of them maybe you should divide 40 billion by 2. I assume they aren't a couple.
 
2011-03-07 12:21:33 PM  
Hey guys, we can hire this brilliant thinker to write articles, for a low, low price! there's even a volume discount.

I am more than happy to write on a full time, part time, or column / blog basic for your media outlet, your political campaign, your advocacy group or your website.

On a per piece basis I am willing to write for $25 a piece or $40 for two a week.

If you wish me to contribute to your blog or to blog for you full time contact me and we can discuss terms.

I am also available to cover individual events, campaigns etc...My Motto is Have Fedora will travel so I am willing to cover any individual event for up to a week at a time at the following rates.

$1000 for one full week
$250 for one day
$45 an hour
 
2011-03-07 12:22:12 PM  
i think some people, including the blogger, are just too lazy to do math.

they see $10 million and they think "wow, that's the sort of money that, if i had it, i could use to buy an italian sports car or three. and maybe a real flash boat."

they see $100 million and they think "wow, that's the sort of money that, if i had it, i could use to buy an italian sports car or three. and maybe a real flash boat."

they see $40 billion and they think .... "wow, that's the sort of money that, if i had it, i could use to buy an italian sports car or three. and maybe a real flash boat."

i think they are just too lazy to really get their heads around the money involved. too lazy to ask themselves whether the degree of political power that that sort of money buys is a good thing. too lazy to ask themselves whether they are being played

so, they whiteknight for those least in need of their useless heroism. they stand proud, in their minds, next to these robber barons.

yet, let's do some more math.

if we say the moronic blogger has amassed, what, 120,000, maybe? the kochs 40,000,000,000. let's knock 3 zeroes off each and say the heroic blogger stands 120 cm tall. yeah, 4 ft ain't much, but this small package in his white armor is one damned proud mother-farker. he'll leap to the aid of the down-trodden and those who can't defend themselves

how tall are the kochs? they've got to be mountains of men. 6 ft? no! 7?! no! 1,312,336ft? yes! that's about 250 miles tall

wow. thank god you're their to protect the kochs, whiteknight retard blogger
 
2011-03-07 12:23:08 PM  
Assuming that this wasn't submitted by someone purposely trying to point out this heroic blogger-patriot's stupidity (which I doubt it was, since there is a fairly well-known Farker in the comments prior to this being submitted), I love the assumption that shining a light on this blog is going to be a net victory for the kind of idiots who read it.

"Wait until the internet gets a load of this!!1"
 
2011-03-07 12:23:22 PM  

sweetmelissa31: It's a foul calumny!


My monocle popped off when I read this
 
2011-03-07 12:23:23 PM  
we need to get this deluded waste of air on here. he'll be praying for the evildoers at wonkette to come rescue his sorry ass
 
2011-03-07 12:23:42 PM  
Getting outraged about the comment section of a blog? Priceless.
 
2011-03-07 12:23:56 PM  
What I got out of this article: The Right needs to take some classes on the strength of anecdotal evidence in contributing to conclusions.
 
2011-03-07 12:25:06 PM  

Fart_Machine: Getting outraged about the comment section of a blog? Priceless.


Greening it on Fark is far more priceless.
 
2011-03-07 12:25:41 PM  
Really? We're greenlighting this hunk of shiat blog?

It's too early on a Monday to stink up the joint, admins.
 
2011-03-07 12:25:46 PM  
This guy's website is great. I know what I am doing for the rest of the day.

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2011-03-07 12:26:33 PM  
Poor blogger. He sees how the Democrats in DC keep kissing right wing ass an assumes that all non-conservatives are equally as easy to push around.

Didn't even expect one iota of pushback. Oh, the look on his face.
 
2011-03-07 12:26:41 PM  
Meanwhile the right calls everyone on the left an anti-America terrorist sympathizing homo Prius driving eco-terrorist having criminal apologist loving pot smoking dirty Socialist Communist hippie.
 
2011-03-07 12:29:07 PM  
relcec

you're right, but you're also wrong - the evidence suggests it's disingenuous splitting them and much more real to treat them, not as a couple, but as one

fun fact, there are four of them, but these two raped the other two
 
2011-03-07 12:32:26 PM  

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: It's a foul calumny!

My monocle popped off when I read this


Great Scott!
 
2011-03-07 12:34:24 PM  
FTFA:


I excepted exactly this...


...And these are not exceptions

I except better from "Da Tech Guy."
 
2011-03-07 12:35:44 PM  

21-7-b: relcec

you're right, but you're also wrong - the evidence suggests it's disingenuous splitting them and much more real to treat them, not as a couple, but as one

fun fact, there are four of them, but these two raped the other two


if one guy made the donation of 100 million then I think it would be normal to treat them as separate folks. no need to try to bullshiat people into thinking they have a lot of money. everyone knows they are filthy rich. better to just be honest imho, but whatever.
 
2011-03-07 12:35:45 PM  
it is double funny because he says he's a catholic support guy and has a giant artistically rendered penis at the top of his page
 
2011-03-07 12:38:36 PM  
Did anyone mention that your blog sucks?
 
2011-03-07 12:39:17 PM  
In a controversy, the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth and have begun striving for ourselves, you retarded nut-jobs.
 
2011-03-07 12:40:02 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Great Scott!


By Jove!
 
2011-03-07 12:40:02 PM  
Are the admins just approving every POS blog that comes along now?

Before Drew redesigns the site, he should redesign his staff list.
 
2011-03-07 12:41:09 PM  

lilbjorn: Did anyone mention that your blog sucks?


Oh sorry I forgot

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2011-03-07 12:42:46 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Are the admins just approving every POS blog that comes along now?

Before Drew redesigns the site, he should redesign his staff list.


Drew's click count and bank account say otherwise.

your only recourse
 
2011-03-07 12:43:27 PM  
just to have one more whack with the hammer onto shiatbag's head, i would say the top of the big toe is roughly 18mm off the ground, so, let's say you're 1800 mm tall (6ft) we're talking the top of your big toes is 1% of your height.

if we're using our 4ft whiteknight and our 250mile kochs, the top of their big toes is 2.5 miles high = 13,200ft. so that is (13,200 -4) = 13,196ft above the head of the brave blogger. that's about the same (1ft less, in fact) as the 114th highest mountain in north america.

so, kochsucker, you're going to have to climb a pretty good mountain to get to the top of his big toe. still want to kiss his ass?
 
2011-03-07 12:45:36 PM  
OH HAI GUISE WHATS GOING ON IN TIHS THREAD

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2011-03-07 12:45:47 PM  

Magorn: unlikely: HOLY SPIT SOMEONE GOT FLAMED ON THE INTERNET!

Ya know, one of the things I miss Most about the early days of the Internet is that we only had ONE troll back then, a guy named Joe Dunphy, who near as I can figure managed to get into a flamewar with about half the internet in those days (seriously throw his name into the google Usenet archive and see what pops out)

One troll, especially one as unhunged as Joe, was Lulz-worthy. Thousands upon thousands of the creatures just gets tiresome eventually


Serdar Argic spits upon Joe Dunphy's turkey.
 
2011-03-07 12:46:35 PM  
It's true. Ask the opposition to the Commies everytime they take over. Oh wait, you can't. Obama's heroes have a habit of killing off all opposition after being in power. Right Chavez, Che, Stalin or Mao?
 
2011-03-07 12:49:28 PM  
relcec

if one guy made the donation of 100 million then I think it would be normal to treat them as separate folks. no need to try to bullshiat people into thinking they have a lot of money. everyone knows they are filthy rich. better to just be honest imho, but whatever.

it's just not true, dude. the whole essence of their success, including the bro rape, is, in effect, that their combined money is under common control - it is pooled. if a couple pool their money and one makes a donation, it is quite reasonable to argue that the moral value of the donation should be calculated based upon the value of the pooled money.
 
2011-03-07 12:50:27 PM  

Big Al: Meanwhile the right calls everyone on the left an anti-America terrorist sympathizing homo Prius driving eco-terrorist having criminal apologist loving pot smoking dirty Socialist Communist hippie.


like you, I have found generalizations to be quite convenient.
 
2011-03-07 12:51:50 PM  
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Also, your blog really does suck.
 
2011-03-07 12:55:15 PM  

Jackson Herring: Libocrat? farking weak, seriously. It's liberloon or lib-u-lardo these days


I dunno, I'm still partial to smug, sneering, libbo creeps. But for true believer wingnuts, the general utility of plain old "leftists" just can't be beat.
 
2011-03-07 12:55:30 PM  

Angry Buddha: In a controversy, the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth and have begun striving for ourselves, you retarded nut-jobs.


That is why step #1 is to always include some troll in the headline.

:P
 
2011-03-07 12:57:05 PM  
When I start taking advice from a help-desk guy - it will be a sad day. I mean this person is basically advertising what a total failure he is.
 
2011-03-07 1:01:22 PM  

phuquetarde: When I start taking advice from a help-desk guy - it will be a sad day. I mean this person is basically advertising what a total failure he is.


I'm sure he's out of work because he was railroaded by some elitist liberal feminist who took exception to his fumbling, uncomfortable advances.
 
2011-03-07 1:01:26 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: jasroc: Person who suddenly discovered they were incredibly concerned with the National Debt and out of control spending at exactly the time a black man became president


I didn't know it was racist to say, "black man".

/News to me
 
2011-03-07 1:02:18 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Jackson Herring: Libocrat? farking weak, seriously. It's liberloon or lib-u-lardo these days

I dunno, I'm still partial to smug, sneering, libbo creeps. But for true believer wingnuts, the general utility of plain old "leftists" just can't be beat.


why have we gotten away from "moonbat"?
Colorful, amusing, descriptive.
 
2011-03-07 1:03:13 PM  
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2011-03-07 1:05:06 PM  
Dumb guy says stupid thing on blog. This is....something.
 
2011-03-07 1:12:17 PM  

skullkrusher: why have we gotten away from "moonbat"?


I think that moonbats are more for the enviros, anti-war and hippy side of our liberal brother's spectrum. You know, folks like this (new window)
 
2011-03-07 1:12:17 PM  
Breaking News: People suck. Particularly hyper partisan people.

/News at 11: Water - Wet?
 
2011-03-07 1:15:12 PM  

skullkrusher: why have we gotten away from "moonbat"?


You psyched for tomorrow or what
 
2011-03-07 1:20:15 PM  

Jackson Herring: skullkrusher: why have we gotten away from "moonbat"?

You psyched for tomorrow or what


told ya, I'm buying that shiat used, nerd
 
2011-03-07 1:21:27 PM  
what a datechguy and "tea party examiner" may look like:

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2011-03-07 1:26:21 PM  
Nemo's Brother:

Wow, you're really slipping.

I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2011-03-07 1:27:37 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: 3_Butt_Cheeks: jasroc: Person who suddenly discovered they were incredibly concerned with the National Debt and out of control spending at exactly the time a black man became president

I didn't know it was racist to say, "black man".

/News to me


The point...it eludes you.
 
2011-03-07 1:28:33 PM  
YOUR BLOG DASUCKS

 
2011-03-07 1:29:25 PM  

skullkrusher: told ya, I'm buying that shiat used, nerd


should be psyched vicariously for me at least
 
2011-03-07 1:30:39 PM  
why does he wear a silly hat?

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i'm going with "because he looks like a rapist"

not saying you are a rapist, or a pedophile, or anything, pedey, i want to be absolutely clear about that, just saying that if i was looking to cast a character with a predilection for predatory perversion, i'd pick someone who looked like you

you seem to like looking like a twat, though, so, carry on

/having said that, if you have been raped or abused by peter ingemi, please call 1.800.656.HOPE

//i bet that one gets past pedey's "moderation"
 
2011-03-07 1:30:52 PM  
And if we give him more tax breaks and lax environmental laws, he might give a pittance of his fortune to help some other disease he acquires.

Good to know.
 
2011-03-07 1:32:09 PM  

Jackson Herring: skullkrusher: told ya, I'm buying that shiat used, nerd

should be psyched vicariously for me at least


that I am. Lemme know if Morrigan shows her bewbs in this one
 
2011-03-07 1:34:18 PM  
And what is his Fark handle?
 
2011-03-07 1:41:14 PM  
just looking through pictures of you on google images, pedey, and you seem to be sitting down all the time. is that because you're too fat to stand up for long or because you look even fatter in shots of you standing?

i'm not saying there's anything wrong with being fat. but let's get some proper shots of you. you've got a bit of a crush on saint sarah, haven't you, so get that rugged, manly, libertarian torso out and make her wet

/and as for wonkette and her pals, they'll be putty in your clammy hands
 
2011-03-07 1:43:29 PM  
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hot

or perhaps more accurately, sweaty
 
2011-03-07 1:44:06 PM  
Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell



/what?
 
2011-03-07 1:46:19 PM  

whippersnapper: hillbillypharmacist: And anyone who wears a fedora is a colossal ass.

This man:

would like to have a word with you.


So would he:

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99% of the population, however, should not attempt it.
 
2011-03-07 1:50:38 PM  

bartink: And what is his Fark handle?


DerpingWithFredo would be a good guess, but on his sucky Townhall blog he isn't imaginative enough to use a pseudonym.

He sure fits the bill though.
 
2011-03-07 1:56:10 PM  
And I see no comments from Farkers.

I know we aren't 4chan, but come on people.
 
2011-03-07 1:57:41 PM  
Subby, butthurt, links to a blog that got upset about comments posted on a website. And Fark greenlights it.

Nice.
 
2011-03-07 2:01:50 PM  

lennavan: Subby, butthurt, links to a blog that got upset about comments posted on a website. And Fark greenlights it.

Nice.


Yeah, cherchez le derp.
 
2011-03-07 2:05:50 PM  
Hahahahaha. I love Wonkette. They are horrible to everyone right or left, even though they are all liberals. They're not nice, they are not fair, they're just funny as hell.

Of course they mocked the NYT piece trying to make Koch into some kind of hero because he donated a few million under his couch to try to cure a disease he has. I read that thread and the comments are funny as hell.

Yeah don't pick a fight with Wonkette, dude. Just ask Meghan McCain. They are brutal.
 
2011-03-07 2:08:25 PM  
Hm. I wonder when it will occur to Da Techguy that Wonkette is a comedy site?

So I'm guessing Fark will be his next target, all us funny hippie commmie Islamosfascists...
 
2011-03-07 2:09:52 PM  

CorporatePerson: Of course they mocked the NYT piece trying to make Koch into some kind of hero because he donated a few million under his couch to try to cure a disease he has.


The tax breaks are nice too. WalMart donates a whole fark load of money every year but it's not altruism driving their "generosity."
 
2011-03-07 2:11:44 PM  
"Remember if you disagree with the left politicallyOUT group and do something about it, you are evil and deserve a painful death"

FTF everybody.

//Fark the realities of tribalism
 
2011-03-07 2:13:03 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: i has an internet: Good grief conservatives suffer from a terminal case of projection.

Staggering, ain't it?


In terms of degree, I suppose so. Otherwise, not that surprising. When you're so convinced of your own bullshiat and completely resistant to evidence, I guess really any sort of disagreement or criticism feels like being excoriated.
 
2011-03-07 2:30:28 PM  
Hey, at least he got an Instapundit link out of it. Great success!
 
2011-03-07 2:41:10 PM  
It's at most a statistical tendency.


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2011-03-07 2:45:56 PM  

actor212: Hm. I wonder when it will occur to Da Techguy that Wonkette is a comedy site?


do not be the one to give it away so help me GOD I will come over there and slap you silly
 
2011-03-07 2:54:37 PM  
Because the right doesn't do this correct?
 
2011-03-07 3:07:30 PM  
"Remember if you disagree with the left politically and do something about it, you are evil and deserve a painful death"

Hence, the majority of comments here on the politics tab.

Or did someone else already point that out?
 
2011-03-07 3:36:31 PM  
FTA: "and Barbara:
"I'm really sorry about (David Koch's) prostate cancer. I hope that it doesn't spread to his anus. If he has to have an asshole transplant, he will be the first person to have the transplant reject the donee."

This woman... she would owe me a new monitor, but the coffee spew was well worth it. This made me larf.
/couldn't happen to a more deserving guy
 
2011-03-07 3:44:40 PM  

whippersnapper: hillbillypharmacist: And anyone who wears a fedora is a colossal ass.

This man:

would like to have a word with you.


Considering Indy was a grown man in 1938, I'd be really concerned if his zombie ass wanted a word with me in 2011.
 
2011-03-07 3:52:30 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: whippersnapper: hillbillypharmacist: And anyone who wears a fedora is a colossal ass.

This man:

would like to have a word with you.

Considering Indy was a grown man in 1938, I'd be really concerned if his zombie ass wanted a word with me in 2011.


The radiation made him immortal.
 
2011-03-07 4:55:07 PM  
the only thing the author proved was that they're vastly unfamiliar with conversation on the internet.

post that you like babies and puppies? someone's going to hate and insult you for it.

post a recipe for tacos? someone's going to hate and insult you for it.

post something about the kochs? someone's going to hate and insult you for it.

assigning blame for that to either conservatives or liberals is to be blind to reality.
 
2011-03-07 5:09:15 PM  

Phil Herup: Normal person: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Lefty Libocrat: "You racist! Go Die In A Fire!!!"


Normal person: "I disagree with Justice Thomas's jurisprudence and find his conduct to be unethical and detrimental to the credibility of the Court."

Remunglickin': "OMG Hi-tech lynching! Libs r the real racists!"

Glenn Beck: "Barack Obama hates white people"
 
2011-03-07 5:20:39 PM  

indylaw: Phil Herup: Normal person: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Lefty Libocrat: "You racist! Go Die In A Fire!!!"

Normal person: "I disagree with Justice Thomas's jurisprudence and find his conduct to be unethical and detrimental to the credibility of the Court."

Remunglickin': "OMG Hi-tech lynching! Libs r the real racists!"

Glenn Beck: "Barack Obama hates white people"



The difference between these of course is there are not Republicans saying "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country" let alone is Phil ever saying something like that.

Glenn Beck actually said Obama hates white people.
 
2011-03-07 6:21:33 PM  

bartink: And I see no comments from Farkers.

I know we aren't 4chan, but come on people.


"Bartink's Mom says:
March 7, 2011 at 1:59 pm

I personally find this very evil. And my son smells."

That's for you, my friend ;)
 
2011-03-07 7:12:10 PM  
Oh sweet. They updated the article with a link to the Fark comment thread here.

Hey if you guys are reading this, right wingers have no sense of humor. All they can do is hate. That's why they have no good comedians and get butthurt over Wonkette comments.

Put that on your blog and read it!
 
2011-03-08 12:30:23 AM  

i has an internet: Good grief conservatives suffer from a terminal case of projection.


If they project any further, they're gonna have a prolapse.
 
2011-03-08 12:35:05 AM  

skullkrusher: "I'm really sorry about his prostate cancer. I hope that it doesn't spread to his anus. If he has to have an asshole transplant, he will be the first person to have the transplant reject the donee. "

cmon, that's funny


And it was ripped of from (at least) Monty Python.

Cleese: I say, did you hear the news? Nixon's had an asshole transplant!

Palin: Yes, but did you see the stop-press? The asshole's rejected him.

/from one of their live skits
//with a twist of lemming
 
2011-03-08 10:30:08 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Phil Herup: Normal person: "I disagree with the direction Obama and the Democrats are taking this country."

Lefty Libocrat: "You racist! Go Die In A Fire!!!"

No. Not that way at all, actually.


LMAO

Do you actually read what's posted here on a daily basis?
 
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