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‘’ 2013-05-23 06:46:45 PM  

uglyonef: What grampy said.  Have seen a couple of instances of hijacking with voting but have said nothing, preferring to leave chastisement to my betters.


If hijacked... I'd be honored.

Then pissed.
 
‘’ 2013-05-23 07:28:36 PM  

uglyonef: Somebody's gotta be able to make a contest out of one of these.

http://ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk/RichImageService.svc/imagecontent /1 /TMG10063828/m/Kim-Kardashian-fee_2565748a.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1143016/thumbs/o-KIM-KARDASHIAN-FEET-570.j pg


she really is a vain cow isn't she?
 
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‘’ 2013-05-23 08:13:47 PM  

uglyonef: Somebody's gotta be able to make a contest out of one of these.


Cankles?!?!?!

/ No thankles......
 
‘’ 2013-05-23 09:02:25 PM  

Curious: she really is a vain cow isn't she?


disgusting
 
‘’ 2013-05-23 09:34:42 PM  

Dumski: Gwinny. O shuffle required here please. Merci!


looks like someone else already got that.
 
‘’ 2013-05-23 11:34:19 PM  
Gwinny - Could you be so disposed as to delete the smaller of my two entries in this contest. Thank you, bunches.
 
‘’ 2013-05-24 03:33:28 PM  

George Babbitt: Flickr hired some graphic design students....


I sometimes use it as an image host (though I haven't been doing much 'shopping these days), and was looking over the changes earlier. The new site isn't the greatest for those of us with older computers that don't care for Javascript-heavy sites. It would be nice if they included an option to switch back to the non-dynamically loading version, like Google Images does.

Also, is it just me, or does anyone else think their new layout wastes a lot of space? There's the fixed positioning for the header, and photo pages now just display the photo on a black background, requiring the viewer to scroll down to view all other content. I had thought it was a no-brainer for web developers that important content should be visible without scrolling down.

/yeah, I'll get over it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-24 04:45:31 PM  

cyberspacedout: I had thought it was a no-brainer for web developers that important content should be visible without scrolling down.


so it doesn't get lost in the negative space?
 
‘’ 2013-05-24 06:40:27 PM  

Curious: cyberspacedout: I had thought it was a no-brainer for web developers that important content should be visible without scrolling down.

so it doesn't get lost in the negative space?


Also, you'd be surprised to hear what gets ranked as "important content" when marketing and sales people drive product design projects.  It could very well be that the new layout IS optimized to show what they consider the most important content at the top.
 
‘’ 2013-05-24 08:06:50 PM  

uglyonef: Somebody's gotta be able to make a contest out of one of these.

http://ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk/RichImageService.svc/imagecontent /1 /TMG10063828/m/Kim-Kardashian-fee_2565748a.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1143016/thumbs/o-KIM-KARDASHIAN-FEET-570.j pg


Oh Oh! sombody has already done it. See here:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7490178560/h857C1FB9/
 
‘’ 2013-05-24 09:15:06 PM  

cyberspacedout: George Babbitt: Flickr hired some graphic design students....

I sometimes use it as an image host (though I haven't been doing much 'shopping these days), and was looking over the changes earlier. The new site isn't the greatest for those of us with older computers that don't care for Javascript-heavy sites. It would be nice if they included an option to switch back to the non-dynamically loading version, like Google Images does.

Also, is it just me, or does anyone else think their new layout wastes a lot of space? There's the fixed positioning for the header, and photo pages now just display the photo on a black background, requiring the viewer to scroll down to view all other content. I had thought it was a no-brainer for web developers that important content should be visible without scrolling down.

/yeah, I'll get over it.



You hit all the major ones, though the black background is quite welcome.
 
‘’ 2013-05-24 11:55:12 PM  

Choc-Ful-A: Also, you'd be surprised to hear what gets ranked as "important content" when marketing and sales people drive product design projects. It could very well be that the new layout IS optimized to show what they consider the most important content at the top.


It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.

that has to be my favorite thing from the internet. or if not the absolute favorite in the top two or three.

my dad had an ad agency when i was little and maybe because of it i have a love of creative people. i also love a good snark. that IMO is the pinnacle of both.
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 02:08:51 AM  

Curious: Choc-Ful-A: Also, you'd be surprised to hear what gets ranked as "important content" when marketing and sales people drive product design projects. It could very well be that the new layout IS optimized to show what they consider the most important content at the top.

It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.

that has to be my favorite thing from the internet. or if not the absolute favorite in the top two or three.

my dad had an ad agency when i was little and maybe because of it i have a love of creative people. i also love a good snark. that IMO is the pinnacle of both.


I love that page...  And I know a few people that need to see it.  So thanks, I'll be e-mail'ing that around.
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 01:15:47 PM  
Gwinny. Some bighairyguy jumped the queue and didn't host an O here. Please correct. Thanks.
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 01:32:54 PM  

Dumski: Gwinny. Some bighairyguy jumped the queue and didn't host an O here. Please correct. Thanks.


Yes he was,\ but he's very sorry and he broke the link to it and reposted it in the proper place.   Gwinny, if you can please just delete the  broken link,all will be well.
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 01:48:35 PM  

bighairyguy: Dumski: Gwinny. Some bighairyguy jumped the queue and didn't host an O here. Please correct. Thanks.

Yes he was,\ but he's very sorry and he broke the link to it and reposted it in the proper place.   Gwinny, if you can please just delete the  broken link,all will be well.


I see what you did there. I thought that was pretty funny, thats why I gave the O a tribute!
/I might have some thinking to do about that contest.
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 03:39:07 PM  

Dumski: Gwinny. Some bighairyguy jumped the queue and didn't host an O here. Please correct. Thanks.


You're just mad he beat you to the Lootie. BTW, thanks for kicking my butt with him in the shadowy cove contest...
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 04:32:01 PM  
grampy:
You're just mad he beat you to the Lootie. BTW, thanks for kicking my butt with him in the shadowy cove contest...

I wasn't going to do a Lootie (maybe). Also, I did not kick your butt. When I consider the time I spent on that gif, as compared to your very low-key but effective entry, I suspect that you won hearts and minds.
The contest is still pretty close, dammit.
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 04:52:05 PM  

Dumski: I wasn't going to do a Lootie (maybe). Also, I did not kick your butt. When I consider the time I spent on that gif, as compared to your very low-key but effective entry, I suspect that you won hearts and minds.
The contest is still pretty close, dammit.


Just kidding, just kidding. No need to get all pissy on me...
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 05:08:07 PM  

grampy:
Just kidding, just kidding. No need to get all pissy on me...


Huh? I guess I musta wrote my post in a wrong way. Sorry about that. Sometimes I'm a little dumb on the conflagrations of the english language.
/genuflect.
 
‘’ 2013-05-25 10:47:43 PM  
Dumski -- Your Shadowy Cove Lootie is one of the best Lootie's I've seen this year. Good job keeping our hero fresh and humorous. +1
 
‘’ 2013-05-26 12:21:46 PM  

odenen: Dumski -- Your Shadowy Cove Lootie is one of the best Lootie's I've seen this year. Good job keeping our hero fresh and humorous. +1


Whoa. Thank you very much for that.! Coming from the master, I am humbled.
The effort of working on a gif using layers, animation timelines is new to me, but a good time waster while I piss and moan over my slowing healing right arm. It has also become fun to do.
 
‘’ 2013-05-26 02:03:59 PM  
Dumski:

The effort of working on a gif using layers, animation timelines is new to me, but a good time waster while I piss and moan over my slowing healing right arm. It has also become fun to do.

All that other-handed shopping must have made you nearly ambiguous by now.
 
‘’ 2013-05-26 04:43:13 PM  

uglyonef: Dumski:

The effort of working on a gif using layers, animation timelines is new to me, but a good time waster while I piss and moan over my slowing healing right arm. It has also become fun to do.

All that other-handed shopping must have made you nearly ambiguous by now.


lol
 
‘’ 2013-05-26 07:35:11 PM  
Gwinny/mod -- Please ignore my request to delete this entry as it seems this one is doing better than the bigger one. Thanks.
 
‘’ 2013-05-26 09:09:43 PM  

uglyonef: Dumski:

The effort of working on a gif using layers, animation timelines is new to me, but a good time waster while I piss and moan over my slowing healing right arm. It has also become fun to do.

All that other-handed shopping must have made you nearly ambiguous by now.


Ambiguous is me.
 
‘’ 2013-05-26 11:28:07 PM  

Dumski: odenen: Dumski -- Your Shadowy Cove Lootie is one of the best Lootie's I've seen this year. Good job keeping our hero fresh and humorous. +1

Whoa. Thank you very much for that.! Coming from the master, I am humbled.


Don't be. I'm far from being The Master. More like The Abuser.
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 01:50:35 AM  

odenen: Dumski: odenen: Dumski -- Your Shadowy Cove Lootie is one of the best Lootie's I've seen this year. Good job keeping our hero fresh and humorous. +1

Whoa. Thank you very much for that.! Coming from the master, I am humbled.

Don't be. I'm far from being The Master. More like The Abuser.


And we've all abused clichés here and there, but it's nice when people do them well.
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 03:18:11 AM  
What's the procedure to get feedback on whether a Photoshop contest entry is crossing a line on being NSFW or not? No nudity but some imagery that might now be acceptable for the work place, and I prefer to err on the side of caution. TIA, Perry
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 04:48:50 AM  

perry_maxwell: What's the procedure to get feedback on whether a Photoshop contest entry is crossing a line on being NSFW or not? No nudity but some imagery that might now be acceptable for the work place, and I prefer to err on the side of caution. TIA, Perry


Post to this formum asking Gwinny/other mod for a NSFW check and provide a link to your entry.
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 08:01:00 AM  
ban_sidhe:
Post to this formum asking Gwinny/other mod for a NSFW check and provide a link to your entry.

OK, thank you:)
 
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‘’ 2013-05-27 12:22:32 PM  
"Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."

- 'Airplane!' (1980)
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 12:52:13 PM  

#2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."

- 'Airplane!' (1980)


Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

And so many more. Great movie. RIP Leslie Nielsen
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-27 01:08:14 PM  

Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)

Great movie. RIP Leslie Nielsen


Surely you can't be serious!
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 01:21:09 PM  

#2: Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)

Great movie. RIP Leslie Nielsen

Surely you can't be serious!


I am, and don't call me Shirley.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-27 01:49:40 PM  

Dumski: #2: Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)
Great movie. RIP Leslie Nielsen
Surely you can't be serious!

I am, and don't call me Shirley.


Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:04:03 PM  

#2: Dumski: #2: Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)
Great movie. RIP Leslie Nielsen
Surely you can't be serious!

I am, and don't call me Shirley.

Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


#2, do you like Gladiator movies?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:11:02 PM  

hoots_toot_ochaye: #2: Dumski: #2: Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)
Great movie. RIP Leslie Nielsen
Surely you can't be serious!
I am, and don't call me Shirley.
Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

#2, do you like Gladiator movies?


hoots_toot_ochaye, I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
 And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:22:39 PM  

#2: Dumski: #2: Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)

Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:44:12 PM  

Dumski: #2: Dumski: #2: Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)
Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?


No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:49:37 PM  

#2: hoots_toot_ochaye, I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
 And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.


Are we talking Canucks hockey here?  If so, I don't really follow hockey - not really into any of this team sport stuff to be honest.  But yeah, I think the whole team needs a big overhaul, right from the top, down to the very bottom.  And by top, I mean that I think they could really benefit from new ownership.  Plus, they could use a new name too - I've always hated the name Canucks.  I think they should have called them the Thunderbirds.

Same with when we had an NBA franchise.  Grizzlies???  What a stupid name for a basketball team!  Jesters ... now THERE'S a great name for a basketball franchise!
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:51:42 PM  
Oh I see - it's a line from the film.  It's been a looooong time since I watched Airplane, so I only remember a few lines from it well.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:52:15 PM  

hoots_toot_ochaye: #2: hoots_toot_ochaye, I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
 And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

Are we talking Canucks hockey here?


I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:52:26 PM  

#2: Dumski: #2: Dumski: #2: Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)
Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!


You ever seen a grown man naked?
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:56:03 PM  
I haven't seen anything like this sine the Anita Bryant concert.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:56:39 PM  

Dumski:  #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)
Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!

You ever seen a grown man naked?


Listen Dumski, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 02:59:06 PM  
It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-27 03:01:06 PM  

hoots_toot_ochaye: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.


War is hell.
 
‘’ 2013-05-27 03:07:00 PM  

#2: Dumski:  #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)
Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Listen Dumski, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.


No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-27 03:10:55 PM  

Dumski: #2: "Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet."
- 'Airplane!' (1980)
Dumski, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Listen Dumski, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.

No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.


Oh really, Dumski? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
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