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‘’ 2013-05-17 10:11:44 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Curious: and what it does when bit is followed by some words with ch at the beginning is always good for a laugh.

I especially enjoy when the coont filter kicks in: a word like "panic" followed by "until", or "Cancun" preceding "taxi", etc.


The best part about this one is that it works backwards too, such as a word ending in "t" followed by a word starting with "nuc", such as "wet nuclear reactor" (a common occurance on and after March 2011)
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 10:12:32 PM  
And of course, it no longer works!
 
Ni
‘’ 2013-05-17 11:43:44 PM  
Didn't there used to be a timer in the sidebar for when the next photoshop contest would open? I don't see that anymore.

I totally would've entered that green-man biosuit one, but most people stop reading the thread after an hour or two. :(
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 03:14:50 AM  
I posted a link to an image by request in this thread <  http://tinyurl.com/a4aqj9h >, but was advised to tag it as NSFW since the link goes to a nude painting. Do I need to contact a moderator or can someone tell me how I can handle this? TIA :)
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 04:49:20 AM  

perry_maxwell: Do I need to contact a moderator or can someone tell me how I can handle this? TIA :)


You'll need to get a mod. Even they can't edit something once it's been posted, so they have to remove it.

In the future you'll want to add (NSFW) after the url to tag a link like that.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 09:02:03 AM  
Life is good.  The landscaper put down about 500sf of sod this week and the told me not to walk on it until it settles in, otherwise it would cup and scalp when it was cut.  So, STAY OFF MY LAWN. I'm going to make a good curmudgeon.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 09:23:44 AM  

oldernell: Life is good.  The landscaper put down about 500sf of sod this week and the told me not to walk on it until it settles in, otherwise it would cup and scalp when it was cut.  So, STAY OFF MY LAWN. I'm going to make a good curmudgeon.


Very nice. I love instant lawn. There's a great way to get on the lawn early. If you have a lawn tractor, rent or borrow a roller to tow behind it. Nice slow ride around your new lawn while helping the grass "settle in". Make sure you wear something nice and use mirrored sunglasses. Set the tractor to speed and then ride it sideways like the highway guys. You're sure to get envious spectators, and if anyone gets too close you can use the  "get off my lawn" card.
/good times
/did you say 500sf?   .....never mind.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 09:34:04 AM  

Ni: Didn't there used to be a timer in the sidebar for when the next photoshop contest would open? I don't see that anymore.

I totally would've entered that green-man biosuit one, but most people stop reading the thread after an hour or two. :(


Timer?..Might have, but the shops are scheduled to open each day at 9am, 4pm and 8pm ET. Sometimes an additional contest will be scheduled for 1 pm on weekends, if there's enough fodder in the queue.
Best solution, TF.
Yes, the interest has fallen off, so people may indeed cease reading the thread, however, people still vote after the contest has waned. Checking the browser always reveals some surprising voting changes.
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-18 09:46:29 AM  

oldernell: Life is good.  The landscaper put down about 500sf of sod this week and the told me not to walk on it until it settles in, otherwise it would cup and scalp when it was cut.  So, STAY OFF MY LAWN. I'm going to make a good curmudgeon.


Good golly, I'd give anything for an excuse not to mow.....
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:29:31 AM  
Ni
Didn't there used to be a timer in the sidebar for when the next photoshop contest would open? I don't see that anymore.


I remember that box.
That's been gone for..uh, whenever that "You'll get over it" redesign happened IIRC.
Some redesign, anyway.
After some whining it got replaced by the upcoming contests tab.

Pro: that tab lists the contest titles, so you can get a headstart on themes
Con: you have to actively seek it out, so that "oh, a PS contest is going green in 5 minutes; I'll hang around and see if I've an idea for it" incentive for liters is gone (or maybe that was just me)
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:56:26 AM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: You'll need to get a mod. Even they can't edit something once it's been posted, so they have to remove it.

In the future you'll want to add (NSFW) after the url to tag a link like that.


Thank you, Herr Docktor! Much appreciated, I've contacted the mods for assistance with making the change.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 11:00:25 AM  
saltwater

/wherehaveallthefiltersgone
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 12:52:39 PM  

#2: Good golly, I'd give anything for an excuse not to mow.....


Me too.  That's why there's only 500sf of grass in a little over 3000sf of landscaping.  Lots of pine straw and low maintenance bushes.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 01:58:29 PM  

Octafrye: /wherehaveallthefiltersgone


I've always had a soft spot for badminton.  Yes, I am a shuttlecock sucker.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 06:15:53 PM  
My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:11:53 PM  

ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.


Enhanced...
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:21:04 PM  

ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.




Further Enhanced
/Looks like an African veld to me
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:38:52 PM  

Dumski: ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.

Further Enhanced
/Looks like an African veld to me




OK, I'll play.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:39:36 PM  
Gwinny, would you be so kind as to delete my accidental non-voting entry here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7748136/84293225#c84293225 ?

I must have undone the automatic vote Photoshop contest vote thingy in my profile somehow.  Thanks!
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 11:50:04 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Dumski: ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.

Further Enhanced
/Looks like an African veld to me

OK, I'll play.



Allrighty!
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 12:10:43 AM  
Bwahahahaha!

Thanks, guys!
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 04:52:34 AM  
There seem to be seriously questions here.
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 04:54:09 AM  

Dumski: ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.

Further Enhanced
/Looks like an African veld to me


Wait

Herb Utsmelz: Dumski: ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.

Further Enhanced
/Looks like an African veld to me

OK, I'll play.


Is this humor?

I was sworn that this wasn't to be happened anymore in here
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 08:23:43 AM  

libranoelrose: Dumski: ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.

Further Enhanced
/Looks like an African veld to me

Wait

Herb Utsmelz: Dumski: ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.

Further Enhanced
/Looks like an African veld to me

OK, I'll play.

Is this humor?

I was sworn that this wasn't to be happened anymore in here


The tennis or the tennis in here? Cuz if I have had my hopes up for nothin on seeing/playing in another tennis match in my lifetime....
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 09:27:47 AM  
It looks likes someone was a bit drnuk last night.
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 01:08:30 PM  
Gwinny, an O-shuffle is needed in  this thread, thanks~!
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 02:07:52 PM  
Hey! Everyone that has Ultrafark email. Check your profile. You now have (ultrafark) beside your username. Even you Curious!
Answer from Admin/Mod:

It is sorted. It wasn't aliens after all, it was a slight glitch in the matrix
that meant not all users were showing the "ultrafark" label when they had an
ultrafark email.

You are now DUMSKI (Ultrafark) TOTAL*FARK.
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 02:50:49 PM  
Inspired by last evenings brief fun with ban_sidhe's lawn. I have submitted this potential Tennis Match.

Annnnd, by the time I finished typing this someone has already pooped on it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 03:50:10 PM  
And redlit. Oh well.
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 04:56:49 PM  

Dumski: Hey! Everyone that has Ultrafark email. Check your profile. You now have (ultrafark) beside your username. Even you Curious!


yeah except i don't have ultrafark mail. well unless fark just gave it to me. i never signed up for it. and the "forgot your password" thingy isn't much help since it presupposes i know stuff i don't. i have a google email from years ago i've almost never used. a google + account that is unused and no idea what to type in the box as it relates to google.
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 05:14:14 PM  

Curious: Dumski: Hey! Everyone that has Ultrafark email. Check your profile. You now have (ultrafark) beside your username. Even you Curious!

yeah except i don't have ultrafark mail. well unless fark just gave it to me. i never signed up for it. and the "forgot your password" thingy isn't much help since it presupposes i know stuff i don't. i have a google email from years ago i've almost never used. a google + account that is unused and no idea what to type in the box as it relates to google.


How do you get your notifications?
You could have your ultrafark email just forwarded to whatever you are using now, just in case some actually sends you something. :)
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 05:26:43 PM  

Dumski: How do you get your notifications?


i used to get notification re TF and other stuff like that at my real email address. the "Fark new comments" notification went to my yahoo account. when i looked at my profile a few minutes ago i changed the "new comments" part since it hadn't been working.

also Fark didn't have my real email in any field i could find. which is odd since they used it since i've been a member. i think i fixed that too.

Dumski:  You could have your ultrafark email just forwarded to whatever you are using now, just in case some actually sends you something. :)

i would like to get the ultra mail working so i could use it as a public account here. right now i can't figure out how to get in it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 07:51:01 PM  

Curious: Dumski: How do you get your notifications?

Dumski:  You could have your ultrafark email just forwarded to whatever you are using now, just in case some actually sends you something. :)

i would like to get the ultra mail working so i could use it as a public account here. right now i can't figure out how to get in it.


First, you need to "Request set up of your Ultrafark email account" link beside your email on your profile. Link
Ultrafark is based on google mail, so once fark sets up your ultrafark email account they will give you a temp password and you will be directed to google mail. The email address that you use for fark is what they will send the password to.

If I had any suggestions for you, I would stick to google mail only as your main client. I have 7 email accounts all forwarded to my google account, so there is no having to check all over the damn place.
 
‘’ 2013-05-19 08:09:19 PM  

Dumski: I have 7 email accounts all forwarded to my google account, so there is no having to check all over the damn place.


i have a few but don't like google's retention policies. although now with the (misuse) of the patriot act it doesn't really matter. thanks for the link, we'll see what happens.
 
‘’ 2013-05-20 11:25:27 AM  
I've forgotten how to get into my Ultrafark email account - haven't logged in there in at least a couple of years.  There could be tons of stuff in there, or, nothing at all.
 
‘’ 2013-05-20 01:39:13 PM  

hoots_toot_ochaye: I've forgotten how to get into my Ultrafark email account - haven't logged in there in at least a couple of years.  There could be tons of stuff in there, or, nothing at all.


Farkback a request for password retrieval and/or re-setup. As above, the ultrafark email is hosted by google, so you will need an account with them, however that happens automatically when your ultrafark email is set up.
As to the contents of your inbox...well. Maybe.
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-20 05:20:52 PM  
Guess what Boobies E D translates to:

Boobiesed
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-20 05:21:34 PM  

#2: Guess what Boobies E D translates to:

Boobiesed


/ PWNED! Twice in one day, stepping away from the keyboard now.....
 
‘’ 2013-05-20 06:08:46 PM  
If I had boobies I'd never ever ask someone to remove them.

I'd also never leave my house

/ba dum tsh
 
‘’ 2013-05-20 09:46:16 PM  

JoeJitsu: Gwinny, would you be so kind as to delete my accidental non-voting entry here:  http://www.fark.com/comments/7748136/84293225#c84293225 ?

I must have undone the automatic vote Photoshop contest vote thingy in my profile somehow.  Thanks!


got it

Octafrye: Gwinny, an O-shuffle is needed in  this thread, thanks~!


done
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-21 08:25:03 AM  

#2: Guess what Boobies E D translates to:
Boobiesed


Okay filter, try this one:
Boobies
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-21 08:25:40 AM  

#2: #2: Guess what Boobies E D translates to:
Boobiesed

Okay filter, try this one:
Boobies


DAGNABIT!!!
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-21 08:35:29 AM  

#2: DAGNABIT!!!


¿Habla usted español filtro?
primer post
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-21 08:37:09 AM  
#2:¿Habla usted español filtro?
primer post


éxito! (success!)
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-21 08:48:02 AM  
I'm done, my sincerest apologies for the threadjacking.....won't do it again.
 
‘’ 2013-05-21 09:55:06 AM  
Flickr hired some graphic design students....
 
‘’ 2013-05-21 09:23:33 PM  
*tap*tap*tap*

This thing on?
 
‘’ 2013-05-21 11:13:55 PM  

Flab: *tap*tap*tap*

This thing on?


I'm sorry to say I read that as *fap* *fap* *fap*.
 
‘’ 2013-05-21 11:23:06 PM  

ban_sidhe: I'm sorry to say I read that as *fap* *fap* *fap*.


So did I!
 
‘’ 2013-05-22 12:01:24 AM  
I think I may have mistakenly found the Foobies Forum.
 
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