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‘’ 2013-05-15 07:40:34 PM  

George Babbitt: libranoelrose: George Babbitt: So, there is an update on that whole prize winning photoshop photo.

Interesting. So who paid whom?

I imagine they paid the expert that confirmed their preference for not having a controversial entry that made them look like fools...or the internet is wrong.


this -- unfortunately. when you get dueling experts you get the result you want. just pick one.
 
‘’ 2013-05-15 09:54:20 PM  

Dumski: Gwinny. For some reason this contest and its O are farked up. What is the O image?, or should it be a theme? Thanks,


I moved the O to the top, but all sorts of things seem to have gone off the rails in there (in a rather pleasing fashion).

grampy: Gwinny: I made a slight reference to a verboten image in the logo I used here. I don't think it's too over the top, but am requesting you check to verify. Thanks.


it's fine.
 
‘’ 2013-05-15 10:15:53 PM  
Happy birthday Grampy! Me, I'm 45
 
‘’ 2013-05-15 11:31:51 PM  

verchad: Happy birthday Grampy! Me, I'm 45


/Birthday? Looks at calendar. Nope, not November yet...
 
‘’ 2013-05-15 11:55:47 PM  
Happy unbirthday, grampy!
 
‘’ 2013-05-16 12:11:38 AM  
and a merry wednesday to you all. enjoy it while you can.*

*excludes EDT zone. and our friends in europe.
 
‘’ 2013-05-16 11:48:40 AM  
 
‘’ 2013-05-16 11:56:32 AM  
I like to mark my birthday as April 1st for any place that asks. I get tons of birthday wishes every April Fools Day.
 
‘’ 2013-05-16 03:23:42 PM  
Gwinny, could you deletify my boobies in this thread please?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-16 03:38:14 PM  

Octafrye: Gwinny, could you deletify my boobies in this thread please?


Here we go again......
 
‘’ 2013-05-16 06:04:54 PM  

#2: Octafrye: Gwinny, could you deletify my boobies in this thread please?

Here we go again......


People should at least be up-to-date about it and ask for the Angelina Jolie treatment for their entries.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-16 06:19:43 PM  

ban_sidhe: #2: Octafrye: Gwinny, could you deletify my boobies in this thread please?
Here we go again......
People should at least be up-to-date about it and ask for the Angelina Jolie treatment for their entries.


Too soon!!!
 
‘’ 2013-05-16 06:57:40 PM  

ban_sidhe: #2: Octafrye: Gwinny, could you deletify my boobies in this thread please?

Here we go again......

People should at least be up-to-date about it and ask for the Angelina Jolie treatment for their entries.


oh man...
 
‘’ 2013-05-16 07:51:02 PM  

ban_sidhe: #2: Octafrye: Gwinny, could you deletify my boobies in this thread please?

Here we go again......

People should at least be up-to-date about it and ask for the Angelina Jolie treatment for their entries.


i probably shouldn't be laughing.

but i am.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 07:37:55 AM  
This is what happens when a lazy submitter gets run over by an insomniac.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 09:12:17 AM  
Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer

I was listening to this when I saw your rant shop and I think that it's time that shops have sound added to them.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 09:59:26 AM  

ban_sidhe: #2: Octafrye: Gwinny, could you deletify my boobies in this thread please?

Here we go again......

People should at least be up-to-date about it and ask for the Angelina Jolie treatment for their entries.


I have asked for a mastectomy in this thread before.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 10:44:26 AM  
I know what to type, though I admit there's no secondary to it this time.  It was just a poor attempt & I don't know if I'll have time to tinker at it.
Ta-Ta for now.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 12:04:46 PM  
Would someone please tell me what gets transformed to boobies?  I seem to have forgotten and can't find it in the FAQ's.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 12:29:46 PM  

uglyonef: Would someone please tell me what gets transformed to boobies?  I seem to have forgotten and can't find it in the FAQ's.


I don't know if anything else does, but if you use the word 'first', followed by the word 'post', the two word phrase will get automatically converted to 'boobies'.

Not sure if anything gets automatically converted to 'wieners', but there might be.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 12:35:11 PM  

uglyonef: Would someone please tell me what gets transformed to boobies?  I seem to have forgotten and can't find it in the FAQ's.


Sure. Right here. Right at the top of the page. You can find your first ever boobies in the "Recent" section of myFark. Records the date and thread number for your viewing pleasure.
/Mine was 2007-09-30. Obviously right after I signed up.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 12:55:52 PM  
Anyone remember my question about the "(ultrafark)" designation following the username in TF?
I finally remembered to Farkback the question yesterday. Here is the response from a friendly mod/admin:

Good question. I'd always understood that the "ultrafark" next to a user name
in someone's profile just meant that they had an Ultrafark email address. You
appear to have an Ultrafark email address but no "ultrafark" label.

Hmmm, I'm going to have to get someone to look into this and explain, because
now *I* also want to know. I'm sure there's a logical explanation that doesn't
involve aliens, but it could just be aliens.

Leave it with me and I'll see whether I can find out.


I'll share the answer when I get it, but may involve me taking an oath or something. So no guarantees. If I disappear, please email my address so my wife will know what happened and initiate steps. Remember Liam Neeson in "Taken"? "I have a particular set of skills, skills that I have acquired....."
. Thats her.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 01:34:38 PM  
I'm confused.  Liam Neeson is your wife?

/NTTAWWT
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 03:24:34 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: This is what happens when a lazy submitter gets run over by an insomniac. .. and ..If only there were a way to find a http://en.yellowkorner.com/zoom/76.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">better version of it, some sort of Reverse Image Search at Google.
Perhaps then Subby would have used a large nicely composed photo instead of the horrid little postage stamp that he or she actually pooped out.


Wow, Herr Docktor, I am so sorry!  I submitted that picture, and I pasted the wrong link by mistake.  I feel bad now, but it was just a mistake.  I apologize!
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 03:44:16 PM  
My first two back in 2001 were:

"This is my boobies. (followed by random comment, I believe about Christopher Walken)"

and then

"I so didn't type boobies."

/it happens to everyone
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-17 04:13:59 PM  
You can say "Last Post" but you can't say "Boobies"?

/ This is only a test for my curiosity....
// Okay, so far it hasn't shown yet in 'Preview'
/ Here goes nothin'! {Add Comment}
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-17 04:15:06 PM  
Filter pwned!  Didn't show until I redisplayed, curse you "Boobies" filter!!!
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 04:34:35 PM  

#2: Filter pwned!


yeah you can type anything you want, preview to your hearts content -- add comment will fix it.

and what it does when bit is followed by some words with ch at the beginning is always good for a laugh.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 06:26:18 PM  
Gwinny, I posted this in error (wrong image link). Please delete it for me. Thankity thanx.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 06:32:25 PM  

Curious: and what it does when bit is followed by some words with ch at the beginning is always good for a laugh.


I especially enjoy when the coont filter kicks in: a word like "panic" followed by "until", or "Cancun" preceding "taxi", etc.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 07:07:07 PM  

Curious: #2: Filter pwned!

yeah you can type anything you want, preview to your hearts content -- add comment will fix it.

and what it does when bit is followed by some words with ch at the beginning is always good for a laugh.


I posted a picture of the Father Kino statue in downtown Tucson when it was covered with snow and commented that he looked a bit chilly.

So I called Father Kino a biatch.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 07:07:49 PM  
Dammit. It didn't do it this time.
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 07:17:53 PM  
uglyonef
Would someone please tell me what gets transformed to boobies? I seem to have forgotten and can't find it in the FAQ's.


Sure, here's the complete list:

"boobies"
"boobies"
"boobies"
"boobies"
"boobies"
"boobies"
"boobies"
"boobies"
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 09:26:00 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Gwinny, I posted this in error (wrong image link). Please delete it for me. Thankity thanx.


got it
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 10:11:44 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Curious: and what it does when bit is followed by some words with ch at the beginning is always good for a laugh.

I especially enjoy when the coont filter kicks in: a word like "panic" followed by "until", or "Cancun" preceding "taxi", etc.


The best part about this one is that it works backwards too, such as a word ending in "t" followed by a word starting with "nuc", such as "wet nuclear reactor" (a common occurance on and after March 2011)
 
‘’ 2013-05-17 10:12:32 PM  
And of course, it no longer works!
 
Ni
‘’ 2013-05-17 11:43:44 PM  
Didn't there used to be a timer in the sidebar for when the next photoshop contest would open? I don't see that anymore.

I totally would've entered that green-man biosuit one, but most people stop reading the thread after an hour or two. :(
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 03:14:50 AM  
I posted a link to an image by request in this thread <  http://tinyurl.com/a4aqj9h >, but was advised to tag it as NSFW since the link goes to a nude painting. Do I need to contact a moderator or can someone tell me how I can handle this? TIA :)
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 04:49:20 AM  

perry_maxwell: Do I need to contact a moderator or can someone tell me how I can handle this? TIA :)


You'll need to get a mod. Even they can't edit something once it's been posted, so they have to remove it.

In the future you'll want to add (NSFW) after the url to tag a link like that.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 09:02:03 AM  
Life is good.  The landscaper put down about 500sf of sod this week and the told me not to walk on it until it settles in, otherwise it would cup and scalp when it was cut.  So, STAY OFF MY LAWN. I'm going to make a good curmudgeon.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 09:23:44 AM  

oldernell: Life is good.  The landscaper put down about 500sf of sod this week and the told me not to walk on it until it settles in, otherwise it would cup and scalp when it was cut.  So, STAY OFF MY LAWN. I'm going to make a good curmudgeon.


Very nice. I love instant lawn. There's a great way to get on the lawn early. If you have a lawn tractor, rent or borrow a roller to tow behind it. Nice slow ride around your new lawn while helping the grass "settle in". Make sure you wear something nice and use mirrored sunglasses. Set the tractor to speed and then ride it sideways like the highway guys. You're sure to get envious spectators, and if anyone gets too close you can use the  "get off my lawn" card.
/good times
/did you say 500sf?   .....never mind.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 09:34:04 AM  

Ni: Didn't there used to be a timer in the sidebar for when the next photoshop contest would open? I don't see that anymore.

I totally would've entered that green-man biosuit one, but most people stop reading the thread after an hour or two. :(


Timer?..Might have, but the shops are scheduled to open each day at 9am, 4pm and 8pm ET. Sometimes an additional contest will be scheduled for 1 pm on weekends, if there's enough fodder in the queue.
Best solution, TF.
Yes, the interest has fallen off, so people may indeed cease reading the thread, however, people still vote after the contest has waned. Checking the browser always reveals some surprising voting changes.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-18 09:46:29 AM  

oldernell: Life is good.  The landscaper put down about 500sf of sod this week and the told me not to walk on it until it settles in, otherwise it would cup and scalp when it was cut.  So, STAY OFF MY LAWN. I'm going to make a good curmudgeon.


Good golly, I'd give anything for an excuse not to mow.....
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:29:31 AM  
Ni
Didn't there used to be a timer in the sidebar for when the next photoshop contest would open? I don't see that anymore.


I remember that box.
That's been gone for..uh, whenever that "You'll get over it" redesign happened IIRC.
Some redesign, anyway.
After some whining it got replaced by the upcoming contests tab.

Pro: that tab lists the contest titles, so you can get a headstart on themes
Con: you have to actively seek it out, so that "oh, a PS contest is going green in 5 minutes; I'll hang around and see if I've an idea for it" incentive for liters is gone (or maybe that was just me)
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:56:26 AM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: You'll need to get a mod. Even they can't edit something once it's been posted, so they have to remove it.

In the future you'll want to add (NSFW) after the url to tag a link like that.


Thank you, Herr Docktor! Much appreciated, I've contacted the mods for assistance with making the change.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 11:00:25 AM  
saltwater

/wherehaveallthefiltersgone
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 12:52:39 PM  

#2: Good golly, I'd give anything for an excuse not to mow.....


Me too.  That's why there's only 500sf of grass in a little over 3000sf of landscaping.  Lots of pine straw and low maintenance bushes.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 01:58:29 PM  

Octafrye: /wherehaveallthefiltersgone


I've always had a soft spot for badminton.  Yes, I am a shuttlecock sucker.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 06:15:53 PM  
My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-18 10:11:53 PM  

ban_sidhe: My lawn (and surrounding area). I don't mow it.


Enhanced...
 
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