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‘’ 2013-05-10 11:35:56 AM  

verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new


got it
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 11:44:38 AM  

Gwinny: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

got it


Shouldn't it be "got 'em"?  Boobies usually come in pairs, no?
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 12:45:33 PM  
Gwinny, let me know if this rubber hurl looks too real for Fark.

I'll pixellate it and link if need be.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 02:01:39 PM  
For anyone who's curious, I figured out why photobucket has been inflating the size of some .gifs.  It happened again today when I tried to upload the same .gif on multiple occasions, then I went into the album settings and turned off the "Automatically rotate images on upload " option and tried it once more succesfully.  Not sure why this would affect the size of the file, but it did.  FYI.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 03:14:48 PM  

Dumski: Does anyone remember me stating that my right arm got a beatdown with a Louisville Slugger?
Jeebus, I thought I was doing so well after 6 days, but today....

/reaching for the oxy
//washing it down with wine


IMHO you don't need a right.  Your left-handed 'shops are at least as good as  Christy Brown's stuff.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 04:37:36 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Gwinny, let me know if this rubber hurl looks too real for Fark.

I'll pixellate it and link if need be.


I think it's fine.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 08:16:54 PM  
What is this bastard child of a caption contest doing with a Photoshop tag?
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 09:04:47 PM  

George Babbitt: What is this bastard child of a caption contest doing with a Photoshop tag?


I saw it, and I don't like it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 10:21:50 PM  

Gwinny: George Babbitt: What is this bastard child of a caption contest doing with a Photoshop tag?

I saw it, and I don't like it.


I got your back!

/I don't know where your back is...
//or how to get it...
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 10:24:58 PM  

uglyonef: Dumski:

IMHO you don't need a right.  Your left-handed 'shops are at least as good as  Christy Brown's stuff.


If that's a compliment, my left arm (or foot) will take it!
/had to look him up, then I got it. Poor bastard was an boozer, and physically abused by his last wife. Choking on a chicken bone is no way to go.

//which reminds me...when I was working in a psychiatric lock up, an old guy chokes on a big piece of beef in the dayroom. The Heimlech Manoeuvre
was just introduced. I tried everything I could think of to get that obstruction dislodged. Didn't work. A doc shows up and finally gets the huge chunk out of his throat with a long handled forceps and scope. THe guy was deceased despite my CPR and all other measures. The ass-covering, blame-fixing Chinese doc gets all upset saying that I should have removed the obstruction with forceps. What? I wasn't trained to do that you asshole (didn't "say" that, but it did come to mind much later). Big kerfuffle, mostly because the guy was a "criminally insane" resident. I was 23 and green. I never forgot that. To their credit, the institution leadership was very supportive through a coroners inquest. The doc got his shiat together by then and manned up to the futility of the incident.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 11:03:15 PM  
I would love to know if there is an automatic plugin for generating a moebius strip from an image in PS/GIMP...

anybody...anybody...??

Bueller....Bueller??
 
‘’ 2013-05-11 02:20:00 PM  

George Babbitt: I would love to know if there is an automatic plugin for generating a moebius strip from an image in PS/GIMP...

anybody...anybody...??

Bueller....Bueller??


Do it in illustrator http://forums.adobe.com/message/2348973
 
‘’ 2013-05-11 02:46:41 PM  

Godamnlimey: George Babbitt: I would love to know if there is an automatic plugin for generating a moebius strip from an image in PS/GIMP...

anybody...anybody...??

Bueller....Bueller??

Do it in illustrator http://forums.adobe.com/message/2348973


Wowzers, that is effective. I've Illustrator one time to make some custom text to import into GIMP, but that was it. I'm going to read it and see if I can figure it out, thanks.

/does Illustrator fall under the generic PS genre of programs?
 
‘’ 2013-05-11 04:09:53 PM  

George Babbitt: Godamnlimey: George Babbitt: I would love to know if there is an automatic plugin for generating a moebius strip from an image in PS/GIMP...

anybody...anybody...??

Bueller....Bueller??

Do it in illustrator http://forums.adobe.com/message/2348973

Wowzers, that is effective. I've Illustrator one time to make some custom text to import into GIMP, but that was it. I'm going to read it and see if I can figure it out, thanks.

/does Illustrator fall under the generic PS genre of programs?


Yes, but with vectors!
 
‘’ 2013-05-11 09:01:54 PM  
Gwinny. Can you dis-envotate this entry for me please. thank you!
 
‘’ 2013-05-12 02:40:28 AM  
Seems to be going around lately.
 
‘’ 2013-05-12 02:46:48 AM  

ban_sidhe: Seems to be going around lately.


I just assumed it was common knowledge that it was all done in the Boobies.
 
‘’ 2013-05-12 08:34:39 AM  
CGI images don't seem like good fodder for the PS chopper, maybe it's just me?
 
‘’ 2013-05-12 11:27:14 AM  
Gwinny, may I get derleetion of this thing here. Thanks.
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-12 12:37:54 PM  

George Babbitt: CGI images don't seem like good fodder for the PS chopper, maybe it's just me?


What's wrong with CGI photos? I thought we all liked Bill Clinton....
 
‘’ 2013-05-12 06:40:43 PM  

Dumski: Gwinny. Can you dis-envotate this entry for me please. thank you!


done

Herb Utsmelz: Gwinny, may I get derleetion of this thing here. Thanks.


ok
 
‘’ 2013-05-12 07:44:55 PM  
 
‘’ 2013-05-12 08:10:07 PM  

uglyonef: Yo DUMSKI!
Here is a silly thing that I think you will enjoy.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-29-most-canadian-things-t o- ever-canada-in-canada


Har har. Plenty of stereotypes in that article. Forgot our igloo maintenance protocol. Fail.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 02:52:31 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: ban_sidhe: Seems to be going around lately.

I just assumed it was common knowledge that it was all done in the Boobies.


Boobies.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 09:57:48 AM  

uglyonef: Yo DUMSKI!


I feel left out.  :(

Dumski: Har har. Plenty of stereotypes in that article.


Yep.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 11:23:01 AM  
I thought this take on the Abbey Road pic was amusing.
For those of us in non-teenage spectrum, the punks crossing the road are some group called "One Direction"
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 11:30:22 AM  

Flab: uglyonef: Yo DUMSKI!

I feel left out.  :(


Sorry.  I knew there was another Farker at the other end of the country but I couldn't remember your name.
Perhaps I should have addressed it to "All you Canukistanis"?
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 11:50:45 AM  

uglyonef: Flab: uglyonef: Yo DUMSKI!

I feel left out.  :(

Sorry.  I knew there was another Farker at the other end of the country but I couldn't remember your name.
Perhaps I should have addressed it to "All you Canukistanis"?


I'm a Canuckistani too.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 12:07:03 PM  
I have been somewhat amazed that I have pulled off several 'shops with my left hand in the last ten days. I credit shifting to my wireless Apple mouse, which is touch and gesture enabled. It came with my iMac, but I didn't like its low profile, preferring my trusty (wait for it) microsoft "shaped" mouse.
One handed, left armed typing has gotten easier, but looking at the keys all time blows (thank you, grade 9 typing classes).

Tomorrow I see beefy-fit orthodoc. I am tired of sleeping in an arm sling, but frankly, removing said affected arm still causes several levels of alternating pain points, so reapplication of sling is heavenly.
I have graduated off the percocets, and only occasionally add a T3 to my usual daily allotment. I have been advised that it would be wise for me to "load up" with drugs before seeing beefy-fit at the clinic, as he will be testing out his implanted contraption in my arm.
I can't wait.
I'm letting my I've-been-in-Canada-since-1970-but-still-speaking-British-"Jewish-but- not-Jewish"-rapier tongued-opinionated neighbour drive me tomorrow.
He is extremely excited about the journey and promised to take his "stop talking too much" pills. I think I need to prevent him from joining me in the clinic as he might cause a disturbance in which my arm might suffer the consequences.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 01:01:01 PM  
We seem to be missing a contest for 9 a.m. on Tuesday...
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 01:55:52 PM  

grampy: We seem to be missing a contest for 9 a.m. on Tuesday...


looking into this.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 03:19:50 PM  
Gwinny, this contest needs a O swap. Thanks.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 03:46:20 PM  

Dumski: Gwinny, this contest needs a O swap. Thanks.


got it
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 05:36:56 PM  

Dumski: I thought this take on the Abbey Road pic was amusing.
For those of us in non-teenage spectrum, the punks crossing the road are some group called "One Direction"


You mean one "product" in the endless procession of Simon Cowell spawned marketing schemes?  The band I prefer to call "One Dimension"?  Ick...  The man is to music what high fructose corn syrup is to nutrition.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 05:59:42 PM  

Choc-Ful-A: Dumski: I thought this take on the Abbey Road pic was amusing.
For those of us in non-teenage spectrum, the punks crossing the road are some group called "One Direction"

You mean one "product" in the endless procession of Simon Cowell spawned marketing schemes?  The band I prefer to call "One Dimension"?  Ick...  The man is to music what high fructose corn syrup is to nutrition.


All that Botox must cost a fortune. He's got to keep those bucks rolling in somehow.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 08:22:05 PM  

Choc-Ful-A: The man is to music what high fructose corn syrup is to nutrition.


For as long as there will be teenage girls, there will be music producers making millions off of them.  If it's not Simon Cowbell, it will be someone else.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 08:54:50 PM  
Ok, this is a cool program. I took this photo and this photo and plugged it into that program and answered a bunch of questions I didn't have answers for, and things I didn't understand and it spit out this photo.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 10:18:51 PM  

George Babbitt: and it spit out this photo.


that turned out really well.

flickr "had a problem" with my comment there.
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 10:20:00 PM  
Gwinny or other passing mod; Please remove my first and failed attempt at posting the over-sized O in this thread:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7748114/Photoshop-these-tenacious-train ee s
 
‘’ 2013-05-13 11:55:57 PM  
Gwinny - Would you remove that shop I posted in triplicate in this contest. I thought I was pasting in some text I had copied. Thanks.
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 02:32:57 AM  

George Babbitt: Ok, this is a cool program. I took this photo and this photo and plugged it into that program and answered a bunch of questions I didn't have answers for, and things I didn't understand and it spit out this photo.


You might like playing with Photosynth. I have used it, and want to explore it further. It can be as simple or complex as you want to make it, in general it's easy enough. I have considered doing a Photosynth and shopping hidden little bits of crazy in the images (pre stitch) that would be seen on the zoom or in navigation clicking. It will do huge click and zoom panoramas, but IMO the immersive DIYS Google street view like feature is the coolest. I could spend hours just looking at what others have done with it. Here is the link.
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 07:49:53 AM  
eyeoftheaxis:
You might like playing with Photosynth. I have used it, and want to explore it further. It can be as simple or complex as you want to make it, in general it's easy enough. I have considered doing a Photosynth and shopping hidden little bits of crazy in the images (pre stitch) that would be seen on the zoom or in navigation clicking. It will do huge click and zoom panoramas, but IMO the immersive DIYS Google street view like feature is the coolest. I could spend hours just looking at what others have done with it. Here is the link.

That is crazy, it's like if this guy actually released his photos full size, which would be nice.
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 07:51:49 AM  

George Babbitt: eyeoftheaxis:

That is crazy, it's like if this guy actually released his photos full size, which would be nice.


OooOOo, and it's got an app for WP8!
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 01:46:45 PM  

Wrongo: Gwinny or other passing mod; Please remove my first and failed attempt at posting the over-sized O in this thread:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7748114/Photoshop-these-tenacious-train ee s


ok

odenen: Gwinny - Would you remove that shop I posted in triplicate in this contest. I thought I was pasting in some text I had copied. Thanks.


done
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-14 05:35:50 PM  
Hey  stertz, here's hoping you win the "This Bridge That Goes Both Ways", loved your entry, it certainly inspired my LOTR entry.  Kudos!
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 07:00:28 PM  
This link may be of interest to you 'shoppers.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/155617-how-the-2013-world-press-p ho to-of-the-year-was-faked-with-photoshop

When I clicked on it I looked at the first pic and thought "I hope that's not it, because it's so obvious, even to a jerk like me, that it's been shopped that no one would dare to enter it in any contest."
I was wrong, someone did.
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 07:23:26 PM  

uglyonef: T  no one would dare to enter it in any contest."
I was wrong, someone did.


Jayson Blair   comes to mind. as to why?? laziness? the conceit they won't get caught? most people doing this aren't stupid, maybe the just want something too bad.
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 08:22:43 PM  

uglyonef: This link may be of interest to you 'shoppers.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/155617-how-the-2013-world-press-p ho to-of-the-year-was-faked-with-photoshop

When I clicked on it I looked at the first pic and thought "I hope that's not it, because it's so obvious, even to a jerk like me, that it's been shopped that no one would dare to enter it in any contest."
I was wrong, someone did.


The analysis that was done here is very enlightening and well thought out.
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 08:51:55 PM  

George Babbitt: uglyonef: This link may be of interest to you 'shoppers.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/155617-how-the-2013-world-press-p ho to-of-the-year-was-faked-with-photoshop

When I clicked on it I looked at the first pic and thought "I hope that's not it, because it's so obvious, even to a jerk like me, that it's been shopped that no one would dare to enter it in any contest."
I was wrong, someone did.

The analysis that was done here is very enlightening and well thought out.


That was an excellent dissection of the entry, along with other bits of info. I have to agree, the photo, even without the heads-up, looks 'shopped.
Makes you wonder how the "judges" were fooled so easily.
 
‘’ 2013-05-14 09:20:32 PM  
Gwinny. For some reason this contest and its O are farked up. What is the O image?, or should it be a theme? Thanks,
 
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