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‘’ 2013-05-08 02:16:57 PM  
red5ish:I met a goose that was in love with a set of chrome wheels.

I had a goose who kept trying to mate with me. He was pretty handsome, but I just don't swing that way.
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 02:17:35 PM  
Hi, i-dig!
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 03:16:52 PM  
Wow, thanks for the love.  Though reading all the "hi i-dig" s makes me feel like I'm at a speech therapist office.  "Hi dig" works too.  Actually "Dig" was my nickname in high school... it started as Digger but folk got lazy.  Digger, then Dig, and now "hey you".  :)
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 03:47:50 PM  
Hey you!


Out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old...
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 04:47:33 PM  
hi from me too,  i-dig!
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 05:57:45 PM  

Flab: Hey you!


Out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old...


Can you hear me?
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 06:29:04 PM  

i-dig: Wow, thanks for the love.  Though reading all the "hi i-dig" s makes me feel like I'm at a speech therapist office.  "Hi dig" works too.  Actually "Dig" was my nickname in high school... it started as Digger but folk got lazy.  Digger, then Dig, and now "hey you".  :)


I knew a guy in college whose nickname was nRT.  Started out as Pervert, later shortened to PV, as we all know, PV=nRT.
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 07:06:01 PM  

libranoelrose: Flab: Hey you!


Out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old...

Can you hear me feel me?


FTFY.
/no "hear me" in the song
//Floyd nazi
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 08:34:35 PM  
nazism aside all oddly appropriate as i feel like i've been locked behind a Wall for some time. :(
can some one paint me a window?  or better yet, a door?
;)
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 09:05:57 PM  
I lost interest in Pink Floyd circa The Wall.

/Roger Waters should pay me to listen to his psych problems.
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 09:09:02 PM  

i-dig: nazism aside all oddly appropriate as i feel like i've been locked behind a Wall for some time. :(
can some one paint me a window?  or better yet, a door?
;)


Hello,
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on
Now
I hear you're feeling down
I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move
But I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like
Two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain
You would not understand
This is not how I am
I... Have become comfortably numb

O.K.
Just a little pin prick
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working
Good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on
It's time to go

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move
But I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
I... Have become comfortably numb

/Not a door or solution, just a great song from The Wall.
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 09:09:48 PM  

i-dig: ...i feel like i've been locked behind a Wall for some time. :(  Can some one paint me a window?  or better yet, a door?




Crawl through, brother, your salvation awaits you here


 
‘’ 2013-05-08 09:14:41 PM  

i-dig: nazism aside all oddly appropriate as i feel like i've been locked behind a Wall for some time. :(
can some one paint me a window?  or better yet, a door?
;)


Hi-dig
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 09:17:23 PM  
My first simul-post involves an O and needs to now be nixed....

Moderator, if you would be so kind to take care of this(innocent this time)screw up. Thank you.
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 09:19:51 PM  
Oh I won't labour on about my psych problems.  I'm not famous so nobody cares. :)  And my wall is a physical one, not psychological.  Oh how I long for the days when I was just nuts. :)

But it's all good, the sun will come out tomorrow.  Oh wait... I'm in the Pacific Northwest.  The sun will come out... July 5th.  Sigh.  ;)
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 09:30:30 PM  

odenen: i-dig: ...i feel like i've been locked behind a Wall for some time. :(  Can some one paint me a window?  or better yet, a door?

Crawl through, brother, your salvation awaits you here


O GAWD!!!  Things are worse than I thought!!!  LOL.  Thanks for the laugh.

Dumski - that is a great song... can I confess that was the song I thought the lyrics referenced?  Don't lock me up.

Hi HoboSong.  Good to see you are still alive.
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 09:32:42 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: I lost interest in Pink Floyd circa The Wall.

/Roger Waters should pay me to listen to his psych problems.


Heresy!
Actually, I've always had a beef with Waters. Sour grapes with Gilmour over losing control of Floyd. Feuding and lawsuits for years. That was then.
Since Richard Wright passed away, much, if not all animosity is gone as mortality has become a reality. Gilmour looked after Sid Barretts financial needs and gave millions to charity. Waters turned The Wall into a show worth seeing, and has become a reasonably pleasant chap, far removed from the asshole he once was.
Living off of past glories financially? Why not? They earned it.
Are you not, like the rest of us old farts, comfortably numb? :)

/Sorry for the non-photoshop talk everyone
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 11:01:53 PM  
Don't worry i-dig. You've never charged a hundred bucks a pop for folks to hear you complain about life as a obscenely wealthy photoshopper.

Dumski: Are you not, like the rest of us old farts, comfortably numb? :)


Only after the pills kick in. They don't give me enough of them to last all day.

Also... exposure adjustment.
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 11:21:26 PM  
Dumski - All this talk about Floyd. I think I'll go all nostalgic and queue up 'Ummagumma' in Winamp.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:43:11 AM  

Dumski: libranoelrose: Flab: Hey you!


Out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old...

Can you hear me feel me?

FTFY.
/no "hear me" in the song
//Floyd nazi


Good catch.

Now what's that word that comes before "I never wanted him to Get in any trouble."?

So I suppose you can tell me what that word Mother says
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 04:57:43 AM  
Well that was a fail post...

Anyways it's the first "word" in line 14 of the CD cover book of The Trial.

:^)
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 04:58:32 AM  
LAYER > MATTING > DEFRINGE
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 10:21:55 AM  

libranoelrose: So I suppose you can tell me what that word Mother says


"Hush now baby, baby don't you cry"
"Mama will make all your nightmares come true"
"Mama will put all of her fears in to you"
"Mama will keep you right here under her wing"
"She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing"
"Mama will keep baby cosy and warm"
"Oooh Babe" (x3)
"Of corse, mama's gonna help build the wall"

[CSB]
My local talk radio station has a daily riddle, and this week, the theme is "mothers" for Mother's day.  Yesterday's answer was "Mommy Dearest", and today it was this song.
[/CSB]

/Lens flare.
//Lots of it, with big inflatable pigs and lasers
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 10:24:10 AM  

libranoelrose: Anyways it's the first "word" in line 14 of the CD cover book of The Trial.


I'm guessing "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe".  (Don't have my double LP cover handy).
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 11:09:05 AM  
Gwinny:  Could you please delete my first attempt at an 'O' here?  Photobucket was re-sizing my pics.  Thanks!
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 12:13:08 PM  

George Babbitt: Moderator, if you would be so kind to take care of this(innocent this time)screw up. Thank you.


got it

stertz: Gwinny:  Could you please delete my first attempt at an 'O' here?  Photobucket was re-sizing my pics.  Thanks!


done
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 01:20:45 PM  
Has anyone ever had one of your photoshops used on a commercial product without your permission?  I just discovered my bacon flag on a series of t-shirts. What should I do?   Maybe Drew knows some patent trolls that could go after them.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 01:27:50 PM  

bighairyguy: Has anyone ever had one of your photoshops used on a commercial product without your permission?  I just discovered my bacon flag on a series of t-shirts. What should I do?   Maybe Drew knows some patent trolls that could go after them.


Complain to Cafe Press. They'll jerk a design offline at the drop of a hat...at least that's what they've done to most of my stuff in the past that was even borderline questionable.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 01:54:14 PM  

grampy: bighairyguy: Has anyone ever had one of your photoshops used on a commercial product without your permission?  I just discovered my bacon flag on a series of t-shirts. What should I do?   Maybe Drew knows some patent trolls that could go after them.

Complain to Cafe Press. They'll jerk a design offline at the drop of a hat...at least that's what they've done to most of my stuff in the past that was even borderline questionable.


I don't want them to stop using it, I want money and fame.  The only thing my 'shops do for me otherwise is get me laid.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:04:36 PM  

bighairyguy: The only thing my 'shops do for me otherwise is get me laid.


Whoa whoa whoa... Back up... How d'you do manage that?
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:09:08 PM  

bighairyguy: The only thing my 'shops do for me otherwise is get me laid.


Interesting...all my 'shops get me are strange looks.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:18:19 PM  

Flab: bighairyguy: The only thing my 'shops do for me otherwise is get me laid.

Whoa whoa whoa... Back up... How d'you do manage that?


Hanging out with loose women and having lots of wine might be contributing factors.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:51:23 PM  

bighairyguy: I don't want them to stop using it, I want money and fame.


In that case, contact the lawyers for the guy who took the picture of the big-nut squirrel. I have personal experience with the ba$tids. They'll either get you a licensing fee or gut the offenders with a rusty pitchfork.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:51:39 PM  
Looks like Lootie let us down....again, and, turns out he wasn't the rescuer of Amanda Berry.
First he gets fame for stealing beer, now his fame is based on his love of Macdonalds and stealing credit from someone else.
Geez, whats next..Patrick huffing paint again?

/disillusioned..
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 03:02:00 PM  

grampy: bighairyguy: I don't want them to stop using it, I want money and fame.

In that case, contact the lawyers for the guy who took the picture of the big-nut squirrel. I have personal experience with the ba$tids. They'll either get you a licensing fee or gut the offenders with a rusty pitchfork.


I'd probably settle for $50 and a couple of t-shirts so bringing lawyers into the picture would totally blow up the cost-benefit analysis.

/Sorry about dredging up bad memories for you
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 03:39:45 PM  

Dumski: Geez, whats next..Patrick huffing paint again?


Yup.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 07:58:26 PM  
Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 08:10:29 PM  

verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new


Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 08:12:34 PM  

verchad: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?


What's up? I typed          r e m o v e      m y            Boobies
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 08:14:56 PM  
This always cracks me up.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 08:25:26 PM  
Okay, ended up with a 3rd post here  http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new
with an explanation in the post, something looks like a nipple, its just a shadow that makes it look like that. Thought maybe that's why there has been a problem. Sorry for all the comments
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 09:11:16 PM  

verchad: Okay, ended up with a 3rd post here  http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new
with an explanation in the post, something looks like a nipple, its just a shadow that makes it look like that. Thought maybe that's why there has been a problem. Sorry for all the comments


Oh man, thanks for the laugh. It's happened to us all. Sorry for your troubles...

/boobies
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 09:18:45 PM  
Does anyone remember me stating that my right arm got a beatdown with a Louisville Slugger?
Jeebus, I thought I was doing so well after 6 days, but today....

/reaching for the oxy
//washing it down with wine
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 09:34:09 PM  

verchad: verchad: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?

What's up? I typed          r e m o v e      m y            Boobies


http://www.fark.com/farq/farkisms/#z.22Boobies.22_time_warp
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 09:45:47 PM  

George Babbitt: verchad: verchad: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?

What's up? I typed          r e m o v e      m y            Boobies

http://www.fark.com/farq/farkisms/#z.22Boobies.22_time_warp


Thanks for the info George
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 10:06:22 PM  

Dumski: Does anyone remember me stating that my right arm got a beatdown with a Louisville Slugger?
Jeebus, I thought I was doing so well after 6 days, but today....

/reaching for the oxy
//washing it down with wine


Well that's what you get for posting a lootie shop.... it's your own damn fault!
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 10:59:33 PM  
Thrakkorzog:
Well that's what you get for posting a lootie shop.... it's your own damn fault!
: l   ------> : 0 ------> : (
mrthrackkorzogisameanieandthereforewillnotbeallowedtohavean yofmygoodme dicationthatIamonrightnowandiseasingthepainofmysorearmandhurtfeelings. jpg
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 11:31:39 PM  

verchad: verchad: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?

What's up? I typed          r e m o v e      m y            Boobies


ALT + PRT SCN. Saved for posterity.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 06:18:25 AM  
I think tooth pain is way worse
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-10 07:27:47 AM  

verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks


Happy New Year verchad, can you do the honors and remove my Ron Paul in Boobies in this thread?
 
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