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‘’ 2013-05-08 09:32:42 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: I lost interest in Pink Floyd circa The Wall.

/Roger Waters should pay me to listen to his psych problems.


Heresy!
Actually, I've always had a beef with Waters. Sour grapes with Gilmour over losing control of Floyd. Feuding and lawsuits for years. That was then.
Since Richard Wright passed away, much, if not all animosity is gone as mortality has become a reality. Gilmour looked after Sid Barretts financial needs and gave millions to charity. Waters turned The Wall into a show worth seeing, and has become a reasonably pleasant chap, far removed from the asshole he once was.
Living off of past glories financially? Why not? They earned it.
Are you not, like the rest of us old farts, comfortably numb? :)

/Sorry for the non-photoshop talk everyone
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 11:01:53 PM  
Don't worry i-dig. You've never charged a hundred bucks a pop for folks to hear you complain about life as a obscenely wealthy photoshopper.

Dumski: Are you not, like the rest of us old farts, comfortably numb? :)


Only after the pills kick in. They don't give me enough of them to last all day.

Also... exposure adjustment.
 
‘’ 2013-05-08 11:21:26 PM  
Dumski - All this talk about Floyd. I think I'll go all nostalgic and queue up 'Ummagumma' in Winamp.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:43:11 AM  

Dumski: libranoelrose: Flab: Hey you!


Out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old...

Can you hear me feel me?

FTFY.
/no "hear me" in the song
//Floyd nazi


Good catch.

Now what's that word that comes before "I never wanted him to Get in any trouble."?

So I suppose you can tell me what that word Mother says
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 04:57:43 AM  
Well that was a fail post...

Anyways it's the first "word" in line 14 of the CD cover book of The Trial.

:^)
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 04:58:32 AM  
LAYER > MATTING > DEFRINGE
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 10:21:55 AM  

libranoelrose: So I suppose you can tell me what that word Mother says


"Hush now baby, baby don't you cry"
"Mama will make all your nightmares come true"
"Mama will put all of her fears in to you"
"Mama will keep you right here under her wing"
"She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing"
"Mama will keep baby cosy and warm"
"Oooh Babe" (x3)
"Of corse, mama's gonna help build the wall"

[CSB]
My local talk radio station has a daily riddle, and this week, the theme is "mothers" for Mother's day.  Yesterday's answer was "Mommy Dearest", and today it was this song.
[/CSB]

/Lens flare.
//Lots of it, with big inflatable pigs and lasers
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 10:24:10 AM  

libranoelrose: Anyways it's the first "word" in line 14 of the CD cover book of The Trial.


I'm guessing "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe".  (Don't have my double LP cover handy).
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 11:09:05 AM  
Gwinny:  Could you please delete my first attempt at an 'O' here?  Photobucket was re-sizing my pics.  Thanks!
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 12:13:08 PM  

George Babbitt: Moderator, if you would be so kind to take care of this(innocent this time)screw up. Thank you.


got it

stertz: Gwinny:  Could you please delete my first attempt at an 'O' here?  Photobucket was re-sizing my pics.  Thanks!


done
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 01:20:45 PM  
Has anyone ever had one of your photoshops used on a commercial product without your permission?  I just discovered my bacon flag on a series of t-shirts. What should I do?   Maybe Drew knows some patent trolls that could go after them.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 01:27:50 PM  

bighairyguy: Has anyone ever had one of your photoshops used on a commercial product without your permission?  I just discovered my bacon flag on a series of t-shirts. What should I do?   Maybe Drew knows some patent trolls that could go after them.


Complain to Cafe Press. They'll jerk a design offline at the drop of a hat...at least that's what they've done to most of my stuff in the past that was even borderline questionable.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 01:54:14 PM  

grampy: bighairyguy: Has anyone ever had one of your photoshops used on a commercial product without your permission?  I just discovered my bacon flag on a series of t-shirts. What should I do?   Maybe Drew knows some patent trolls that could go after them.

Complain to Cafe Press. They'll jerk a design offline at the drop of a hat...at least that's what they've done to most of my stuff in the past that was even borderline questionable.


I don't want them to stop using it, I want money and fame.  The only thing my 'shops do for me otherwise is get me laid.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:04:36 PM  

bighairyguy: The only thing my 'shops do for me otherwise is get me laid.


Whoa whoa whoa... Back up... How d'you do manage that?
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:09:08 PM  

bighairyguy: The only thing my 'shops do for me otherwise is get me laid.


Interesting...all my 'shops get me are strange looks.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:18:19 PM  

Flab: bighairyguy: The only thing my 'shops do for me otherwise is get me laid.

Whoa whoa whoa... Back up... How d'you do manage that?


Hanging out with loose women and having lots of wine might be contributing factors.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:51:23 PM  

bighairyguy: I don't want them to stop using it, I want money and fame.


In that case, contact the lawyers for the guy who took the picture of the big-nut squirrel. I have personal experience with the ba$tids. They'll either get you a licensing fee or gut the offenders with a rusty pitchfork.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 02:51:39 PM  
Looks like Lootie let us down....again, and, turns out he wasn't the rescuer of Amanda Berry.
First he gets fame for stealing beer, now his fame is based on his love of Macdonalds and stealing credit from someone else.
Geez, whats next..Patrick huffing paint again?

/disillusioned..
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 03:02:00 PM  

grampy: bighairyguy: I don't want them to stop using it, I want money and fame.

In that case, contact the lawyers for the guy who took the picture of the big-nut squirrel. I have personal experience with the ba$tids. They'll either get you a licensing fee or gut the offenders with a rusty pitchfork.


I'd probably settle for $50 and a couple of t-shirts so bringing lawyers into the picture would totally blow up the cost-benefit analysis.

/Sorry about dredging up bad memories for you
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 03:39:45 PM  

Dumski: Geez, whats next..Patrick huffing paint again?


Yup.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 07:58:26 PM  
Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 08:10:29 PM  

verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new


Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 08:12:34 PM  

verchad: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?


What's up? I typed          r e m o v e      m y            Boobies
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 08:14:56 PM  
This always cracks me up.
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 08:25:26 PM  
Okay, ended up with a 3rd post here  http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new
with an explanation in the post, something looks like a nipple, its just a shadow that makes it look like that. Thought maybe that's why there has been a problem. Sorry for all the comments
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 09:11:16 PM  

verchad: Okay, ended up with a 3rd post here  http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new
with an explanation in the post, something looks like a nipple, its just a shadow that makes it look like that. Thought maybe that's why there has been a problem. Sorry for all the comments


Oh man, thanks for the laugh. It's happened to us all. Sorry for your troubles...

/boobies
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 09:18:45 PM  
Does anyone remember me stating that my right arm got a beatdown with a Louisville Slugger?
Jeebus, I thought I was doing so well after 6 days, but today....

/reaching for the oxy
//washing it down with wine
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 09:34:09 PM  

verchad: verchad: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?

What's up? I typed          r e m o v e      m y            Boobies


http://www.fark.com/farq/farkisms/#z.22Boobies.22_time_warp
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 09:45:47 PM  

George Babbitt: verchad: verchad: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?

What's up? I typed          r e m o v e      m y            Boobies

http://www.fark.com/farq/farkisms/#z.22Boobies.22_time_warp


Thanks for the info George
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 10:06:22 PM  

Dumski: Does anyone remember me stating that my right arm got a beatdown with a Louisville Slugger?
Jeebus, I thought I was doing so well after 6 days, but today....

/reaching for the oxy
//washing it down with wine


Well that's what you get for posting a lootie shop.... it's your own damn fault!
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 10:59:33 PM  
Thrakkorzog:
Well that's what you get for posting a lootie shop.... it's your own damn fault!
: l   ------> : 0 ------> : (
mrthrackkorzogisameanieandthereforewillnotbeallowedtohavean yofmygoodme dicationthatIamonrightnowandiseasingthepainofmysorearmandhurtfeelings. jpg
 
‘’ 2013-05-09 11:31:39 PM  

verchad: verchad: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

Okay what's going on? I typed, "remove my Boobies" in this thread. Someone's having a little fun with me here?

What's up? I typed          r e m o v e      m y            Boobies


ALT + PRT SCN. Saved for posterity.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 06:18:25 AM  
I think tooth pain is way worse
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-10 07:27:47 AM  

verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks


Happy New Year verchad, can you do the honors and remove my Ron Paul in Boobies in this thread?
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 11:35:56 AM  

verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new


got it
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 11:44:38 AM  

Gwinny: verchad: Can a moderator remove my Boobies in this thread? Thanks

http://www.fark.com/comments/7740548/Photoshop-this-lonely-jug#new

got it


Shouldn't it be "got 'em"?  Boobies usually come in pairs, no?
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 12:45:33 PM  
Gwinny, let me know if this rubber hurl looks too real for Fark.

I'll pixellate it and link if need be.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 02:01:39 PM  
For anyone who's curious, I figured out why photobucket has been inflating the size of some .gifs.  It happened again today when I tried to upload the same .gif on multiple occasions, then I went into the album settings and turned off the "Automatically rotate images on upload " option and tried it once more succesfully.  Not sure why this would affect the size of the file, but it did.  FYI.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 03:14:48 PM  

Dumski: Does anyone remember me stating that my right arm got a beatdown with a Louisville Slugger?
Jeebus, I thought I was doing so well after 6 days, but today....

/reaching for the oxy
//washing it down with wine


IMHO you don't need a right.  Your left-handed 'shops are at least as good as  Christy Brown's stuff.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 04:37:36 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Gwinny, let me know if this rubber hurl looks too real for Fark.

I'll pixellate it and link if need be.


I think it's fine.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 08:16:54 PM  
What is this bastard child of a caption contest doing with a Photoshop tag?
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 09:04:47 PM  

George Babbitt: What is this bastard child of a caption contest doing with a Photoshop tag?


I saw it, and I don't like it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 10:21:50 PM  

Gwinny: George Babbitt: What is this bastard child of a caption contest doing with a Photoshop tag?

I saw it, and I don't like it.


I got your back!

/I don't know where your back is...
//or how to get it...
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 10:24:58 PM  

uglyonef: Dumski:

IMHO you don't need a right.  Your left-handed 'shops are at least as good as  Christy Brown's stuff.


If that's a compliment, my left arm (or foot) will take it!
/had to look him up, then I got it. Poor bastard was an boozer, and physically abused by his last wife. Choking on a chicken bone is no way to go.

//which reminds me...when I was working in a psychiatric lock up, an old guy chokes on a big piece of beef in the dayroom. The Heimlech Manoeuvre
was just introduced. I tried everything I could think of to get that obstruction dislodged. Didn't work. A doc shows up and finally gets the huge chunk out of his throat with a long handled forceps and scope. THe guy was deceased despite my CPR and all other measures. The ass-covering, blame-fixing Chinese doc gets all upset saying that I should have removed the obstruction with forceps. What? I wasn't trained to do that you asshole (didn't "say" that, but it did come to mind much later). Big kerfuffle, mostly because the guy was a "criminally insane" resident. I was 23 and green. I never forgot that. To their credit, the institution leadership was very supportive through a coroners inquest. The doc got his shiat together by then and manned up to the futility of the incident.
 
‘’ 2013-05-10 11:03:15 PM  
I would love to know if there is an automatic plugin for generating a moebius strip from an image in PS/GIMP...

anybody...anybody...??

Bueller....Bueller??
 
‘’ 2013-05-11 02:20:00 PM  

George Babbitt: I would love to know if there is an automatic plugin for generating a moebius strip from an image in PS/GIMP...

anybody...anybody...??

Bueller....Bueller??


Do it in illustrator http://forums.adobe.com/message/2348973
 
‘’ 2013-05-11 02:46:41 PM  

Godamnlimey: George Babbitt: I would love to know if there is an automatic plugin for generating a moebius strip from an image in PS/GIMP...

anybody...anybody...??

Bueller....Bueller??

Do it in illustrator http://forums.adobe.com/message/2348973


Wowzers, that is effective. I've Illustrator one time to make some custom text to import into GIMP, but that was it. I'm going to read it and see if I can figure it out, thanks.

/does Illustrator fall under the generic PS genre of programs?
 
‘’ 2013-05-11 04:09:53 PM  

George Babbitt: Godamnlimey: George Babbitt: I would love to know if there is an automatic plugin for generating a moebius strip from an image in PS/GIMP...

anybody...anybody...??

Bueller....Bueller??

Do it in illustrator http://forums.adobe.com/message/2348973

Wowzers, that is effective. I've Illustrator one time to make some custom text to import into GIMP, but that was it. I'm going to read it and see if I can figure it out, thanks.

/does Illustrator fall under the generic PS genre of programs?


Yes, but with vectors!
 
‘’ 2013-05-11 09:01:54 PM  
Gwinny. Can you dis-envotate this entry for me please. thank you!
 
‘’ 2013-05-12 02:40:28 AM  
Seems to be going around lately.
 
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