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‘’ 2013-05-03 05:54:36 PM  
Feel better soon, Dumski! I think I saw Beefy Fit's father some years ago when I messed up my right ankle. He put a cast on it when it was swollen and sent me home on Tylenol. Regular old over-the-counter Tylenol. When the swelling went down the cast shifted, which resulted in excruciating pain and another trip to the hospital.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 07:37:54 PM  

odenen: Gwinny - 'O' swap here. Thanks.


Actually the O has just now been posted there.


/correct this time too
//would have needed to really try hard to screw it up this time with so many entries already there
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 11:37:54 PM  
5000 px healing brush wishes for you Dumski . It sounds like an adjustment layer with a lot of Gaussian blur is needed.
 -- Giving out Tylenol and keeping the good stuff for the hookers? I think they teach that in med school now... Of course I'm no doctor, but I have Photoshopped one on the internet.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 01:17:45 AM  

George Babbitt: odenen: Gwinny - 'O' swap here. Thanks.

Actually the O has just now been posted there.


/correct this time too
//would have needed to really try hard to screw it up this time with so many entries already there


You are right. I didn't notice the additional object in the 2nd shoop.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 03:40:56 AM  
Paging Dr. Wisenheimer... Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer to the white courtesy phone...

I just wanted to say that I wanted to cast eleventy votes for your entry in the "Residents Recording" contest.  But the ghosts in the Fark machine are too strict and I had to settle for just one vote and this complimentary compliment instead.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 04:03:18 AM  

Choc-Ful-A: just wanted to say that I wanted to cast eleventy votes for your entry in the "Residents Recording" contest.


Thanks! But now I've got Constantinople stuck in my head again.

/NSFW if your job prohibits animated penii falling from the sky
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 06:27:05 AM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Choc-Ful-A: just wanted to say that I wanted to cast eleventy votes for your entry in the "Residents Recording" contest.

Thanks! But now I've got Constantinople stuck in my head again.

/NSFW if your job prohibits animated penii falling from the sky


There is something wrong with you.
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-04 08:11:08 AM  
Ugh, my sincerest apologies Wrongo, I'm in uber-rush mode today and didn't see your entry in the Castle contest.
/ Should know better to preview since I'm always last-minute posting in contests....
// Great minds and all that, right?
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 09:47:02 AM  

libranoelrose: There is something wrong with you.


I had thought that was already obvious.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 10:38:04 AM  
I loathe Lootie.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 11:05:14 AM  
Gwinny - let me know if this is over the line. I can tone down the bird's 'contribution' to that masterpiece.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 02:28:14 PM  

#2: Ugh, my sincerest apologies Wrongo, I'm in uber-rush mode today and didn't see your entry in the Castle contest.
/ Should know better to preview since I'm always last-minute posting in contests....
// Great minds and all that, right?


Not a problem #2. Your's is different and more creative than mine. It got my vote.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 03:29:35 PM  
Thanks to everyone that has given me best wishes. Muchly appreciated!
Lurking and voting with my left hand.

odenen - took Looties advice.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 04:39:33 PM  

odenen: Gwinny - 'O' swap here. Thanks.


fixed

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Gwinny - let me know if this is over the line. I can tone down the bird's 'contribution' to that masterpiece.


It's okay.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 09:08:35 PM  
So apparently this is a thing that Fark does with some of the shoops.

When did this start?
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 09:39:46 PM  
Somehow I'm not sure I see that as something Fark would do...
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 10:05:28 PM  

CrossEyed: Somehow I'm not sure I see that as something Fark would do...


Well there's a link to that page on the top right of Fark. Under the Twitter and Facebook links. I never noticed it until I accidentally clicked it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 01:10:27 AM  

libranoelrose: So apparently this is a thing that Fark does with some of the shoops.

When did this start?


I first noticed it during the Disney takes over Star Wars contest
 
#2
‘’ 2013-05-05 05:21:37 AM  

libranoelrose: So apparently this is a thing that Fark does with some of the shoops.

When did this start?


Hmm, never considered the name "Farker #2"......
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 06:39:26 AM  

libranoelrose: CrossEyed: Somehow I'm not sure I see that as something Fark would do...

Well there's a link to that page on the top right of Fark. Under the Twitter and Facebook links. I never noticed it until I accidentally clicked it.


I stand corrected.
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 01:24:09 PM  
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 02:55:29 PM  
Excuse me, but I may have breached Photoshop protocol.

Could someone tell me who is supposed to post the "O" for a thread: Subby or the mod if the thread is greenlit?
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 03:24:33 PM  
the O is normally posted by the first person in the thread. you see the contest, create an entry, post the O then your entry.

that assumes you have a host available for the O (a resized copy of the real O) but if you are entering you should have. OTOH if your host will barely handle your entry you can ask here for someone to post the O so you may follow it. folks generally will do that if asked.
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 04:16:16 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Choc-Ful-A: just wanted to say that I wanted to cast eleventy votes for your entry in the "Residents Recording" contest.

Thanks! But now I've got Constantinople stuck in my head again.

/NSFW if your job prohibits animated penii falling from the sky


Great video!  I hadn't seen it before but it's perfect for the song and I now won't be able to hear the song without thinking of that weird singing head mounted taxidermy style.

I think I'm going to have to spend time time on YT checking out other Residents videos now.
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 07:21:52 PM  

Curious: the O is normally posted by the first person in the thread. you see the contest, create an entry, post the O then your entry.

that assumes you have a host available for the O (a resized copy of the real O) but if you are entering you should have. OTOH if your host will barely handle your entry you can ask here for someone to post the O so you may follow it. folks generally will do that if asked.


Yup. You don't necessarily have to post an entry right after either. I've hosted and not entered.
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 07:49:16 PM  

Dumski: I've hosted and not entered.


me too. i have a high bandwidth cut off with my hosting plan.
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 08:56:10 PM  

Dumski: I've hosted and not entered.


Curious: me too.


Me three.
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 08:58:23 PM  

odenen: Dumski: I've hosted and not entered.

Curious: me too.

Me three.


Speaking of which...is anybody going to do anything with http://www.fark.com/comments/7732681/Photoshop-this-high-wire-worker ?


/I got nothin
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 10:06:13 PM  

George Babbitt: s anybody going to do anything with http://www.fark.com/comments/7732681/Photoshop-this-high-wire-worker


I'm still a ways below that one in the Q

That's the kind of entry in which I just make a cutout and then free associate.
 
‘’ 2013-05-05 11:42:49 PM  
I feel the need to apologize for some of my post operative entries. So great is the need to 'shop that I have tried to train my left  hand to push pixels. It is frustrating, and counterintuitive. My egg entry took too long and came out lacking, in every regard.
I hope you all can be patient with me. Thanks kindly.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 12:05:30 AM  

Dumski: Speaking of mysteries ..last Friday I was lifting a washing machine into my truck with dear wifey. What was that tearing sound I heard coming from my elbow accompanied by extreme pain?
"Nothing" I say, ice and Tylenol helped. Fast forward to today, and after deep introspection I decided to get my doc to check it. Turns out this former ER nurse dismissed the possibility of a torn bicep tendon.
"Why yes, yes it is" says doc, "let me go find an orthopaedic surgeon".
Egads, I've never had an operation before in my life, but tomorrow it will happen.
Turns out this injury is very rare at the elbow join, and usually the domain of body builders and men around fifty.
If I don't get it fixed I will lose 40% of arm function, and its my dominant arm!
Strange how much your arm function is totally dependant on your

If you're excited to see what will happen to me you can find the repair on YouTube "distal bicep tendon repair"
Bye for now.....


Dumski,
Sorry to hear you had that happen. I did the same last fall and it isn't fun. Hopefully the pain is starting to subside. Did you get the straight incision or the s-curve? Six months later and I my arm is back to full use - just in time for spring yard work.. The sturgeon touched a nerve while he was in so I get numbness for the next couple of year and an itchy scar, but yeah, that whole reversing the 40% loss of function makes it worth it all.
Oh, and yeah, I got screwed on the drugs, too. Some crappy stuff with no buzz and just made me sick after a day or two.
Hang in there, you'll be back lugging around dyers sooner than you want.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 02:00:52 AM  

Thrakkorzog: libranoelrose: So apparently this is a thing that Fark does with some of the shoops.

When did this start?

I first noticed it during the Disney takes over Star Wars contest


There are five entries from that contest on that page. I'm too lazy to go check the dates of the contests, but you've got me wondering if that was when it first started, or if you just noticed it after there were more than five entries?

#2: Hmm, never considered the name "Farker #2"......


I'm sure we've all thought about your handle at one time or another. I mean everyone, even apples, do it.

CrossEyed: I stand corrected.


I didn't mean it that way, and I still don't know if Fark started it, or if a Farker did.

Hell, I don't even have a Pinterest account as far as I know.

Anyone here with an account able to pin something to that place?

Also would that be considered spamming if a Farker were to pin their favorites up?
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 03:12:23 PM  

Curious: the O is normally posted by the first person in the thread. you see the contest, create an entry, post the O then your entry.

that assumes you have a host available for the O (a resized copy of the real O) but if you are entering you should have. OTOH if your host will barely handle your entry you can ask here for someone to post the O so you may follow it. folks generally will do that if asked.


My apologies if I have breached any etiquette then. There have been a few times where a thread has begun and there is no O, so I went ahead and posted it. Just thought I was helping. If it's a no-no, I will refrain in the future.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 05:00:11 PM  

verchad: Curious: the O is normally posted by the first person in the thread. you see the contest, create an entry, post the O then your entry.

that assumes you have a host available for the O (a resized copy of the real O) but if you are entering you should have. OTOH if your host will barely handle your entry you can ask here for someone to post the O so you may follow it. folks generally will do that if asked.

My apologies if I have breached any etiquette then. There have been a few times where a thread has begun and there is no O, so I went ahead and posted it. Just thought I was helping. If it's a no-no, I will refrain in the future.


Whether you need to be spanked* depends on (a) the size of the O, and (b) the source.  It is usually rehosted and posted in the contest in case the O's source gets Farked.

*Unless, of course, spanking is your thing...
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 05:20:44 PM  
any of you ready for this?

http://www.zdnet.com/adobe-goes-all-in-on-the-cloud-ditches-creative -s uite-7000014953/?s_cid=e589&ttag=e589

and does that mean they will give me CS6 for free now?
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 05:27:44 PM  

Curious: any of you ready for this?

http://www.zdnet.com/adobe-goes-all-in-on-the-cloud-ditches-creative -s uite-7000014953/?s_cid=e589&ttag=e589

and does that mean they will give me CS6 for free now?


I'm good. Was using an old copy of ulead photoexpress that came with a scanner for a number of years, tried a Serif program for a while, and just use GIMP now.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 05:41:17 PM  

Curious: any of you ready for this?

http://www.zdnet.com/adobe-goes-all-in-on-the-cloud-ditches-creative -s uite-7000014953/?s_cid=e589&ttag=e589

and does that mean they will give me CS6 for free now?


Hmmm. The elephant in the room, that is not mentioned, is that CS has always been one of the most popular file shares for years and has cost adobe thousands in lost revenue.
The average consumer will keep what they have and leave the subscription service to those who think they need it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 05:56:16 PM  
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 06:05:37 PM  

verchad: and just use GIMP now.


i've used that and like their content aware fill or whatever it's called but always like PS a bit better. was "given" PS7 and recently adobe let folks download CS2 free which i did.

Dumski: The elephant in the room,


there is that and cloud subscription will stop it. pros will go that way since they can write it off. some advanced amateurs too. the great unwashed masses -- like you i doubt it. so with the new revenue stream they'll get more? less? i for one wonder. and the second or third time the cloud hiccups while joe pro is 99% through something -- oh dear there will be nasty blog posts everywhere.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 06:10:33 PM  

Curious: verchad: and just use GIMP now.

i've used that and like their content aware fill or whatever it's called


Resythesizer

I don't know how to actually use it, it was just included in a list of recommended plugins for GIMP
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 06:12:22 PM  
*Resynthesizer
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 06:26:45 PM  

Curious: and does that mean they will give me CS6 for free now?


Basically it means we'd better be happy with our alternate supply channel copies of CS6 since there will be no follow up.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 06:41:52 PM  

bighairyguy: Theme contest submittal


Relit in record time....geez.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 06:51:09 PM  

Dumski: bighairyguy: Theme contest submittal

Relit in record time....geez.


A bit surprising it got whacked that fast.  You never know though, it could come back.   Kelly Lockhart would occasionally resurrect contests in the past.

/What if they redlit a contest and we kept submitting entries anyway?
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 06:55:35 PM  

bighairyguy: Dumski: bighairyguy: Theme contest submittal

Relit in record time....geez.

A bit surprising it got whacked that fast.  You never know though, it could come back.   Kelly Lockhart would occasionally resurrect contests in the past.

/What if they redlit a contest and we kept submitting entries anyway?


I thought it was a good one and voted for it. Was thinking about what to do for it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 07:03:32 PM  
Curious:  Link to Adobe article.

Maybe Drew will eventually have to change the the name from the "Photoshop Forum" to the "Gimp Forum."
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 07:10:31 PM  

George Babbitt: Resythesizer

I don't know how to actually use it, it was just included in a list of recommended plugins for GIMP


how not to use it. a tutorial by Curious
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 07:12:47 PM  

odenen: "Gimp Forum."


given some of us and our health issues than might be apt. and snarky.
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 07:17:25 PM  

Curious: George Babbitt: Resythesizer

I don't know how to actually use it, it was just included in a list of recommended plugins for GIMP

how not to use it. a tutorial by Curious


Funhouse mirrors in a click, fun!
 
‘’ 2013-05-06 07:24:32 PM  

George Babbitt: *Resynthesizer


somewhere on this computer or another one i have a picture from the french quarter of a horseman statue. the angle it was shot at left a background flag pole going through it. took a while but i got 99% out and had a decent photo when done. did that to see if i could and how hard it is. with the above "tutorial" the offending seagulls were by themselves on a solid background. with the horseman the pole ran up to the horse's belly, above the saddle and then in the sky. oh look it's in my archives. just a minute while i upload it.

ok go here. O then fixed are the first two photos.
 
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