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‘’ 2013-05-01 07:52:24 AM  

odenen: libranoelrose: George Babbitt: Moderator, would you please delete this entry. Thank you.

I must say, that is impressive.

It's his condensed version for the farkers in a hurry.


Flickr and I are still getting acquainted.

/I'll last longer in the future
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 09:05:21 AM  

The Voice of Doom: Huh.
I just noticed: images in profiles are now cached copies hosted on img.fark.net (like the images when you "preview" an image post - you might remember the problem with gif animations not working during preview).
I wonder when people with counters in their profiles will notice that the number doesn't change anymore...


Oh the drama...
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 10:27:26 AM  
Gwinny,
there are a couple of incorrectly posted  O's that need to be removed here and here
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 11:45:06 AM  
bighairyguy:

Hopefully they are bobcats.

/I'll be in Phoenix the last week of the month
//Might take a day trip down your way


Not exactly bobcats.

Let me know if you end up in Tucson and want to get together (EIP).
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 12:10:31 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gwinny,
there are a couple of incorrectly posted  O's that need to be removed here and here


Sorry.
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 12:29:30 PM  

George Babbitt: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gwinny,
there are a couple of incorrectly posted  O's that need to be removed here and here

Sorry.


All is forgiven. At least by me. You still could face the wrath of Gwenny.
Really nasty, that one is.
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 12:49:31 PM  

George Babbitt: Moderator, would you please delete this entry. Thank you.


got it

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gwinny,
there are a couple of incorrectly posted  O's that need to be removed here and here


ok
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 04:46:10 PM  
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 07:13:22 PM  
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 07:27:38 PM  

ban_sidhe: bighairyguy:

Hopefully they are bobcats.

/I'll be in Phoenix the last week of the month
//Might take a day trip down your way

Not exactly bobcats.

Let me know if you end up in Tucson and want to get together (EIP).


Thanks, we'll be touch!
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 08:29:15 PM  

ban_sidhe: bighairyguy:

Hopefully they are bobcats.

/I'll be in Phoenix the last week of the month
//Might take a day trip down your way

Not exactly bobcats.



Awww!

libranoelrose: I love the Photoshop troll.


Ahahahahaha!
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 09:24:25 PM  
I saw a turtle...
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 10:49:12 PM  

libranoelrose: I love the Photoshop troll.


reminds me of this
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 03:53:29 AM  

grampy: I saw a turtle...


Impressed would Yoda be.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: libranoelrose: I love the Photoshop troll.

reminds me of this


I assure you the ducks in the bath tub are not mine.
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 05:10:55 AM  
They are very small ducks.
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 06:36:30 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: libranoelrose: I love the Photoshop troll.

reminds me of this


"The cat is lost in the negative space."

i love that line and use it whenever i can.
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 08:15:20 AM  

libranoelrose: I love the Photoshop troll.


It reminds me of a Farker who used to submit pictures of himself as contests, and would then biatch because he didn't like the treatment we gave him.
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 01:47:57 PM  

Flab: libranoelrose: I love the Photoshop troll.

It reminds me of a Farker who used to submit pictures of himself as contests, and would then biatch because he didn't like the treatment we gave him.


Which Farker was that???
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 02:46:56 PM  

libranoelrose: Which Farker was that???


I don't remember his name.  Besides, It's against the FArQ to call out farkers by name, especially when making fun of them.
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 05:51:20 PM  

Flab: libranoelrose: Which Farker was that???

I don't remember his name.  Besides, It's against the FArQ to call out farkers by name, especially when making fun of them.


I'm assuming the name rhymes with Schmugby Schmock?
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 08:35:40 PM  

libranoelrose: I'm assuming the name rhymes with Schmugby Schmock?



I doubt it. Schmugby Schmock is usually pretty laid back about stuff like that, plus I don't recall him ever submitting his own photo. That's kind of like asking to be dragged naked backwards through a briar patch. But then he might have enjoyed that....
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 09:48:49 PM  
Nope, not Shmugby Schmock.
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 10:46:21 PM  

grampy: libranoelrose: I'm assuming the name rhymes with Schmugby Schmock?

I doubt it. Schmugby Schmock is usually pretty laid back about stuff like that, plus I don't recall him ever submitting his own photo. That's kind of like asking to be dragged naked backwards through a briar patch. But then he might have enjoyed that....


Who wouldn't?
 
‘’ 2013-05-02 11:00:53 PM  
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 06:47:39 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: PSA

"LAST UPDATED 03-NOV-2005"


Just tried about ten links at random, looks like a good portion of them are dead.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 09:15:25 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: PSA


I sent that link to Photobucket when they asked for feedback as to why I ended using their service. I had plenty of other reasons mind you, but that was fun to share anyways.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 10:18:21 AM  

George Babbitt: I sent that link to Photobucket when they asked for feedback as to why I ended using their service. I had plenty of other reasons mind you, but that was fun to share anyways.


Hey at least they scored an X+.  Could have been worse.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 11:35:06 AM  
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 01:08:34 PM  

Ennuipoet: Submitted for your Lootie 'shopping, FRANKENFISH!!!!!


The NY State Dept for Environmental Conservation's logo looks a helluvalot like the OpenOffice logo.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 02:55:08 PM  
Out of the contests for awhile. Experienced new levels of excruciating, seventh circle of hell pain after my bicep tendon re-attached yesterday. Typing and shooping using with my left hand is very dispiriting....and too damned difficult.

Sit back, crack a can or pill bottle, and let me tell you a bedtime story.

Pro tip for your next orthopaedic-type operation:
Never trust a young, beefy fit ortho surgeon who prescribes the "latest and greatest" analgesic for post op pain. If I had been on my game I would have asked for detailed info about my prescription. Had morphine IV in PAR (yuk) and then Percocet (yummy). Left for home (1 hr away) and got there while Percocet was wearing off.
No problem. New pills in. No reaction. New, increased pain. Wifey gives me bottle. Patient looks.....synthetic,codeine-like pill "similar to" Tylenol #3.
Patient gets angry and increasingly distressed, as he takes T3 4 tabs a day for several years.
Wifey can't bear patients moaning and anger, and off to local hospital (20 min away). Patient is swearing and cursing all the way to hospital at 2am. Patient is giving a diatribe about doctors and medications. Makes teeth gritted observation that beefy fit ortho doc probably tells his peers that he has great success without those pesky narcotics.

Got to quiet (thankfully) ER and triaged by a dopey nurse who proclaims that the drug is supposed to work well. "Have you used it?", angry, frustrated, miserable former ER nurse says to dopey. "No, but you haven't given it a chance, and your arm is swollen too. You need to elevate it", despite implicit instruction not to. Patient points out his very high blood pressure. "Thats from pain", she says. Really? Patient states that he used to work here, hoping for some empathy. Dopey continues writing.
Wifey can feel the steam off the patients body. She is worried

Into ER dept. Patient is hoping for a sympathetic doctor, as he knows most of the town docs from working with them for several years.
Bonus! my own family doc (who urgently referred me for my surgery) walks in with very concerned look on his face. I ask him about the new drug. "Useless", he says, for recent post-op pain. Sets me up with Percocet. "Happy to do it", he says. I'm in and out in 30 min (not counting dopey's time). Patient tells family doc he is going have words with young, beefy fit surgeon when he sees him again. Family doc says it won't work to change beefy fit ortho surgeon. "Set in his ways, and all that". "In his 30's???", patient says. Christ.
Patient satisfied but still pissed at beefy fit.
Get home freshly narcotized. "Don't touch my dressing", beef fit had told patient. Patient loosens extremely tight tensor bandage with relief. Patient wonders now if beefy fit thinks that tight dressing is the only thing keeping his operative site intact. Patient wonders about the use of sutures in beefy fits practice. Shakes fuzzy head in sadness. Patient evilly wishes broken limb for beefy fit, and knows beefy fit will opt for narcotics for himself.

Moral: Many doctors are so concerned or altruistic about prescribing narcotics, they expand their dumbness to include the fresh post op patient who gets discharged. Narcotics have always been proven to be the best treatment in acute pain. Period. Just because of a bunch of toothless Oxy heads, doctors are afraid of their regulatory bodies and its auditing of their presciption habits, to suffering of their "real" patients.

Thus endith left handed, Percocet enabled, one finger typed bedtime story.
I hope you found it helpful and mildly entertaining.

/oh... healing brush and lens flare.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 03:34:52 PM  

Dumski: Typing and shooping using with my left hand is very dispiriting....and too damned difficult.


In cases like this, it is best to go with MSPaint* as EVERYTHING looks like it was done with one's off hand.

/feel better, enjoy your Percocets :)

*Is MSPaint even still on Win7, I've had it for over a year and never thought to look.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 04:18:37 PM  
Sorry to hear your woes Dumski.  My mother had sort of an opposite problem when she came home after her double knee replacement.  They sent her home with Oxycodone, and the stuff nearly drove her out of her mind.  She could tell she was becoming addicted to it, so she quit it cold turkey and decided to live with the pain instead.

Get better soon!

Ennuipoet: Is MSPaint even still on Win7, I've had it for over a year and never thought to look.


Yup, I use it quite frequently.  They made changes to it for the Windows 7 version so I had to kind of relearn how to use it.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 04:50:13 PM  
Dumski - At least you're still alive......for now. :)

When you're sufficiently healed, we'll send you out to one of our Fark minor league shooping facilities on a rehab assignment. But, for the time being, consider yourself on the 15-day disabled list.

ps...Lootie says to forget the narcotics and drink more beer.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 05:00:40 PM  
Gwinny - 'O' swap here. Thanks.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 05:54:36 PM  
Feel better soon, Dumski! I think I saw Beefy Fit's father some years ago when I messed up my right ankle. He put a cast on it when it was swollen and sent me home on Tylenol. Regular old over-the-counter Tylenol. When the swelling went down the cast shifted, which resulted in excruciating pain and another trip to the hospital.
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 07:37:54 PM  

odenen: Gwinny - 'O' swap here. Thanks.


Actually the O has just now been posted there.


/correct this time too
//would have needed to really try hard to screw it up this time with so many entries already there
 
‘’ 2013-05-03 11:37:54 PM  
5000 px healing brush wishes for you Dumski . It sounds like an adjustment layer with a lot of Gaussian blur is needed.
 -- Giving out Tylenol and keeping the good stuff for the hookers? I think they teach that in med school now... Of course I'm no doctor, but I have Photoshopped one on the internet.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 01:17:45 AM  

George Babbitt: odenen: Gwinny - 'O' swap here. Thanks.

Actually the O has just now been posted there.


/correct this time too
//would have needed to really try hard to screw it up this time with so many entries already there


You are right. I didn't notice the additional object in the 2nd shoop.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 03:40:56 AM  
Paging Dr. Wisenheimer... Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer to the white courtesy phone...

I just wanted to say that I wanted to cast eleventy votes for your entry in the "Residents Recording" contest.  But the ghosts in the Fark machine are too strict and I had to settle for just one vote and this complimentary compliment instead.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 04:03:18 AM  

Choc-Ful-A: just wanted to say that I wanted to cast eleventy votes for your entry in the "Residents Recording" contest.


Thanks! But now I've got Constantinople stuck in my head again.

/NSFW if your job prohibits animated penii falling from the sky
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 06:27:05 AM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Choc-Ful-A: just wanted to say that I wanted to cast eleventy votes for your entry in the "Residents Recording" contest.

Thanks! But now I've got Constantinople stuck in my head again.

/NSFW if your job prohibits animated penii falling from the sky


There is something wrong with you.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-05-04 08:11:08 AM  
Ugh, my sincerest apologies Wrongo, I'm in uber-rush mode today and didn't see your entry in the Castle contest.
/ Should know better to preview since I'm always last-minute posting in contests....
// Great minds and all that, right?
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 09:47:02 AM  

libranoelrose: There is something wrong with you.


I had thought that was already obvious.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 10:38:04 AM  
I loathe Lootie.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 11:05:14 AM  
Gwinny - let me know if this is over the line. I can tone down the bird's 'contribution' to that masterpiece.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 02:28:14 PM  

#2: Ugh, my sincerest apologies Wrongo, I'm in uber-rush mode today and didn't see your entry in the Castle contest.
/ Should know better to preview since I'm always last-minute posting in contests....
// Great minds and all that, right?


Not a problem #2. Your's is different and more creative than mine. It got my vote.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 03:29:35 PM  
Thanks to everyone that has given me best wishes. Muchly appreciated!
Lurking and voting with my left hand.

odenen - took Looties advice.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 04:39:33 PM  

odenen: Gwinny - 'O' swap here. Thanks.


fixed

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Gwinny - let me know if this is over the line. I can tone down the bird's 'contribution' to that masterpiece.


It's okay.
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 09:08:35 PM  
So apparently this is a thing that Fark does with some of the shoops.

When did this start?
 
‘’ 2013-05-04 09:39:46 PM  
Somehow I'm not sure I see that as something Fark would do...
 
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