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‘’ 2013-04-28 03:48:19 AM  

Dumski: odenen: Dumski: Weather has been nice up here in my neck of the woods.

Wow. You guys actually go outside when the weather is nice? I thought only us 'older generation' people go outside and play when the weather is nice.

So, as in "older generation" you must be referring to old farts who are on the plus side of my 57 yrs.? If that is the case then I would expect you to be wearing pants, long sleeve shirt and Cardigan in 90 degree weather.


With your pants pulled up to your nipples and an onion on your belt.
 
‘’ 2013-04-28 10:27:23 AM  

ban_sidhe: Dumski: odenen: Dumski: Weather has been nice up here in my neck of the woods.

Wow. You guys actually go outside when the weather is nice? I thought only us 'older generation' people go outside and play when the weather is nice.

So, as in "older generation" you must be referring to old farts who are on the plus side of my 57 yrs.? If that is the case then I would expect you to be wearing pants, long sleeve shirt and Cardigan in 90 degree weather.

With your pants pulled up to your nipples and an onion on your belt.


Yes, that's what I call my winetasting uniform.

/57
 
‘’ 2013-04-28 11:02:20 AM  

Dumski: odenen: Dumski: Weather has been nice up here in my neck of the woods.

Wow. You guys actually go outside when the weather is nice? I thought only us 'older generation' people go outside and play when the weather is nice.

So, as in "older generation" you must be referring to old farts who are on the plus side of my 57 yrs.? If that is the case then I would expect you to be wearing pants, long sleeve shirt and Cardigan in 90 degree weather.


You have pretty much described my 75 y/o go shopping uniform.  Here in Tucson they tend to over air-condition things down to around 70.  Gets downright uncomfortable.  Been biatchin about it for over 30 tears but nobody seems to listen.  Also have to wear ear plugs at the movies.
 
‘’ 2013-04-28 11:31:21 AM  

uglyonef: Dumski: odenen: Dumski: Weather has been nice up here in my neck of the woods.

Wow. You guys actually go outside when the weather is nice? I thought only us 'older generation' people go outside and play when the weather is nice.

So, as in "older generation" you must be referring to old farts who are on the plus side of my 57 yrs.? If that is the case then I would expect you to be wearing pants, long sleeve shirt and Cardigan in 90 degree weather.

You have pretty much described my 75 y/o go shopping uniform.  Here in Tucson they tend to over air-condition things down to around 70.  Gets downright uncomfortable.  Been biatchin about it for over 30 tears but nobody seems to listen.  Also have to wear ear plugs at the movies.



Dang it, I might as well ring in on this old fart fashion fest too, even though a couple of you seem to already have me beat on the age. I've been wearing leather shoes without socks, stained t-shirts with holes in them and khaki's with raggedy cuffs for nigh on twenty years now. I haven't worn tennis shoes or a pair of denim jeans since I can't remember when. Oh, and my hair stylist used to work for Albert Einstein.  62 and counting.
 
‘’ 2013-04-28 12:16:02 PM  

grampy: uglyonef: Dumski: odenen: Dumski: Weather has been nice up here in my neck of the woods.


Hmmm. Interesting topic. So, despite that we have four seasons up here, I wear shorts almost every day. Not outside in the snow, but around the house. Jeans only for pant occasions.
I cannot keep a shirt from receiving a greasy stain, so I keep at least two Walmart shirts unused for nights on the town (that would be tee shirts). Because I previously had a proclivity for excessive bleach use (hard to explain), many shirts have big blotches on them.
 Haven't worn a suit since daughters wedding Nov 2009, and now couldn't fit into it. Runners (sneakers for you 'mricans... Sneakers? who came up with that lame name?) that have holes in them. It looks like a bum lives on my side of the bedroom, but my wife is tolerant.
Have never had issues with a receding hairline, so unlike the bald ponytailed bunch who compensate for their frontal hair loss by growing out the back, I keep mine short, very short.
Oh, and an onion.
/carry on....
 
‘’ 2013-04-28 01:52:51 PM  
Eeek, a belated 'Thank you' for the TF gift! Sadly, I've got a bad case of chopper's block this week. Hopefully it will pass soon.
 
‘’ 2013-04-28 06:41:20 PM  
"Paging anyone for queue fodder. Paging anyone for queue fodder." Its depleting fast.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
‘’ 2013-04-28 06:44:07 PM  

Dumski: As an aside....I note that its interesting that a few "purists" have been using Lootie lately. ?


1.........2..............3....................NOT IT!!!
 
‘’ 2013-04-28 09:43:42 PM  

Dumski: grampy: uglyonef: Dumski: odenen: Dumski: Weather has been nice up here in my neck of the woods.

Hmmm. Interesting topic. So, despite that we have four seasons up here, I wear shorts almost every day. Not outside in the snow, but around the house. Jeans only for pant occasions.
I cannot keep a shirt from receiving a greasy stain, so I keep at least two Walmart shirts unused for nights on the town (that would be tee shirts). Because I previously had a proclivity for excessive bleach use (hard to explain), many shirts have big blotches on them.
 Haven't worn a suit since daughters wedding Nov 2009, and now couldn't fit into it. Runners (sneakers for you 'mricans... Sneakers? who came up with that lame name?) that have holes in them. It looks like a bum lives on my side of the bedroom, but my wife is tolerant.
Have never had issues with a receding hairline, so unlike the bald ponytailed bunch who compensate for their frontal hair loss by growing out the back, I keep mine short, very short.
Oh, and an onion.
/carry on....


Dumski, you're scaring me. I'm beginning to wonder if we were separated at birth.
 
‘’ 2013-04-28 10:29:00 PM  

odenen: Dumski: grampy: uglyonef: Dumski: odenen: Dumski:

Dumski, you're scaring me. I'm beginning to wonder if we were separated at birth.


No need to be frightened. I'm sure there are a few of us around here. As to whether we were separated.... I can only take my siblings word for it.
But who knows what happened in the old hospital in 1956? It was the beginning of the cold war you know,.......Yuri?
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 08:52:32 AM  
I dress exclusively in Armani Exchange, Hugo Boss and Hilgfiger.  Except when I'm at the gym, then it's Under Armour.  Head to toe.  I wear my hair in a "Blow out" hair cut and I go to the tanning salon at least twice a week, before hitting the clubs where I buy Grey Goose vodak by the bottle.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 09:14:34 AM  
I wear a speedo at the beach.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 09:20:21 AM  
Theme contest idea for your consideration (vote it up if you like).
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 12:17:46 PM  
I never do or wear any of those things that Flab and oldernell have done or worn above.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 01:37:18 PM  
This maybe has an obvious answer, but I couldn't find it on the site.
Why are some TF'ers indicated as such:     username (ultrafark)TOTAL*FARK ?
What determines the "ultrafark" tag?.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 01:49:15 PM  

Dumski: What determines the "ultrafark" tag?.


More than 6 months of TF.

We get VIP passes to the Champa

NO CARRIER.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 01:51:22 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: I never do or wear any of those things that Flab and oldernell have done or worn above.


Me neither.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 02:22:16 PM  

Flab: Dumski: What determines the "ultrafark" tag?.

More than 6 months of TF.

Really? Thats it? Hmm. I've had TF for 2 years. No free passes yet. Should I be concerned?
/Not that it makes any difference, but it was puzzling to me.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 02:31:02 PM  
Gwinny, could I get a SFW check here?
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 04:52:36 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gwinny, could I get a SFW check here?


I think it's OK
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 04:58:44 PM  

Gwinny: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gwinny, could I get a SFW check here?

I think it's OK


Thank you.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 06:17:29 PM  

Dumski: Flab: Dumski: What determines the "ultrafark" tag?.

More than 6 months of TF.
Really? Thats it? Hmm. I've had TF for 2 years. No free passes yet. Should I be concerned?
/Not that it makes any difference, but it was puzzling to me.


And I am (officially) TF no more.... [sniff]
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 08:47:17 PM  

mrlizard: Dumski: Flab: Dumski: What determines the "ultrafark" tag?.

More than 6 months of TF.
Really? Thats it? Hmm. I've had TF for 2 years. No free passes yet. Should I be concerned?
/Not that it makes any difference, but it was puzzling to me.

And I am (officially) TF no more.... [sniff


Ha! You don't get out that easily. Now answer my question about ultrafark.....please.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 09:28:25 PM  

Gwinny: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gwinny, could I get a SFW check here?

I think it's OK


Gwinny - I've always wondered about this statement, as I've seen you post this from time-to-time. Does that mean it's definitely OK or you can't really guarantee that someone else may come down and whomp you with the one-day ban hammer?
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 09:44:11 PM  

Dumski: Now answer my question about ultrafark.....please.


Have you ever paid for it in a six month or one year installment?  If you've only paid for it one month at a time, you won't achieve Ultrafark status.  You need to buy six months or more at one shot to achieve it.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 09:49:04 PM  
The first rule of Ultrafark is don't talk about Ultrafark.

The second rule of Ultrafark is no one is to maltreat the Abbos in any way...if there's anybody watching.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 10:03:44 PM  

hoots_toot_ochaye: Dumski: Now answer my question about ultrafark.....please.



Have you ever paid for it in a six month or one year installment?  If you've only paid for it one month at a time, you won't achieve Ultrafark status.  You need to buy six months or more at one shot to achieve it.


Always one year. Hmmmm. Mystery. And I won't talk about ultrafark again.

 
‘’ 2013-04-29 10:09:25 PM  

Dumski: Always one year. Hmmmm. Mystery. And I won't talk about ultrafark again.


Hmmmmm.  I see you've got the email address, strange you don't have the badge to go along with it.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 10:23:16 PM  
Speaking of mysteries ..last Friday I was lifting a washing machine into my truck with dear wifey. What was that tearing sound I heard coming from my elbow accompanied by extreme pain?
"Nothing" I say, ice and Tylenol helped. Fast forward to today, and after deep introspection I decided to get my doc to check it. Turns out this former ER nurse dismissed the possibility of a torn bicep tendon.
"Why yes, yes it is" says doc, "let me go find an orthopaedic surgeon".
Egads, I've never had an operation before in my life, but tomorrow it will happen.
Turns out this injury is very rare at the elbow join, and usually the domain of body builders and men around fifty.
If I don't get it fixed I will lose 40% of arm function, and its my dominant arm!
Strange how much your arm function is totally dependant on your

If you're excited to see what will happen to me you can find the repair on YouTube "distal bicep tendon repair"
Bye for now.....
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 10:28:56 PM  
i've bought my TF by the year for years. don't have the ultra fark thing or ultra fark email.

also i'm less than crazy about having to log out to see my profile like you see it. Drew add that to the list for the redo.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 10:30:45 PM  

Dumski: Speaking of mysteries ..last Friday I was lifting a washing machine into my truck with dear wifey. What was that tearing sound I heard coming from my elbow accompanied by extreme pain?
"Nothing" I say, ice and Tylenol helped. Fast forward to today, and after deep introspection I decided to get my doc to check it. Turns out this former ER nurse dismissed the possibility of a torn bicep tendon.
"Why yes, yes it is" says doc, "let me go find an orthopaedic surgeon".
Egads, I've never had an operation before in my life, but tomorrow it will happen.
Turns out this injury is very rare at the elbow join, and usually the domain of body builders and men around fifty.
If I don't get it fixed I will lose 40% of arm function, and its my dominant arm!
Strange how much your arm function is totally dependant on your

If you're excited to see what will happen to me you can find the repair on YouTube "distal bicep tendon repair"
Bye for now.....


Make sure your surgeon is made very aware that you need that arm for Fark shooping so he understands the gravity of the situation.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 11:30:33 PM  

Dumski: This maybe has an obvious answer, but I couldn't find it on the site.
Why are some TF'ers indicated as such:     username (ultrafark)TOTAL*FARK ?
What determines the "ultrafark" tag?.


Penis size.
 
‘’ 2013-04-29 11:40:36 PM  

Dumski: Speaking of mysteries ..last Friday I was lifting a washing machine into my truck with dear wifey. What was that tearing sound I heard coming from my elbow accompanied by extreme pain?
"Nothing" I say, ice and Tylenol helped. Fast forward to today, and after deep introspection I decided to get my doc to check it. Turns out this former ER nurse dismissed the possibility of a torn bicep tendon.
"Why yes, yes it is" says doc, "let me go find an orthopaedic surgeon".
Egads, I've never had an operation before in my life, but tomorrow it will happen.
Turns out this injury is very rare at the elbow join, and usually the domain of body builders and men around fifty.
If I don't get it fixed I will lose 40% of arm function, and its my dominant arm!
Strange how much your arm function is totally dependant on your

If you're excited to see what will happen to me you can find the repair on YouTube "distal bicep tendon repair"
Bye for now.....


I will be doing that thing that people don't like to talk about when you think about and talk about somebody else in the hope that all goes well.
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 12:59:26 AM  
Ultrafark is covered here: http://www.fark.com/farq/ufemails/#UltraFark_Email_Questions

If you're both eligible and too lazy to read all that, this is your gateway to ultrafark: http://www.fark.com/feedback/ufemails
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 02:40:14 AM  
I googled Ultrafark and found this on Urban Dictionary. I don't profess to know what it means, but, apparently, the author mysteriously died before finishing his post.

"There is no UltraFark. TotalFarkers caught talking about it ++++**NO CARRIER**++++
They say the Illumaniti run UltraFark. I for one say it is imaginary. Before I die please tell my family I lo..."
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 09:13:42 AM  

Dumski: Speaking of mysteries ..last Friday I was lifting a washing machine into my truck with dear wifey. What was that tearing sound I heard coming from my elbow accompanied by extreme pain?
"Nothing" I say, ice and Tylenol helped. Fast forward to today, and after deep introspection I decided to get my doc to check it. Turns out this former ER nurse dismissed the possibility of a torn bicep tendon.
"Why yes, yes it is" says doc, "let me go find an orthopaedic surgeon".
Egads, I've never had an operation before in my life, but tomorrow it will happen.
Turns out this injury is very rare at the elbow join, and usually the domain of body builders and men around fifty.
If I don't get it fixed I will lose 40% of arm function, and its my dominant arm!
Strange how much your arm function is totally dependant on your

If you're excited to see what will happen to me you can find the repair on YouTube "distal bicep tendon repair"
Bye for now.....


Good luck with your surgery. You might want to ask your doctor about getting one of those bionic grips. Never hurts to ask.
I'd get one, but I don't think my health plan covers it.
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 12:03:16 PM  
Somebody did a dumski thing and gifted me for a month of TF, even though I said I have so little time to 'shop.
I very much appreciate the gesture and will try to get a few in edgwise, whatever that means.
I have a vacation coming up. Perhaps I'll take my computer with me and kick out a few extra.
Ohh... the pressure....

By the way, Dumski, hope the arm gets straightened out... well.. not exactly straightened... you know... fixed... so it works  like it's 'sposed to.
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 02:46:45 PM  
Special thanks to Eeek for gifting me Total Fark.
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 03:05:07 PM  

odenen: Gwinny - I've always wondered about this statement, as I've seen you post this from time-to-time. Does that mean it's definitely OK or you can't really guarantee that someone else may come down and whomp you with the one-day ban hammer?


It means that it's on the acceptable side of borderline. It's always possible that someone else may think differently, but I tend to be pretty conservative about what is SFW and what isn't, so it hasn't really been a problem.
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 06:07:09 PM  
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 06:28:35 PM  

uglyonef: Kinda neat:   http://kaleidopope.michaeljsilber.com/


That's freaking awesome.
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 06:31:09 PM  
Dumski: Good luck with the arm surgery! One of my co-workers tore her biceps tendon just a couple of months ago, but her injury was higher up than yours. Her arm was black and blue for a loooong time. :/
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 06:31:56 PM  
My husband found two kittens last night.

Just what we needed!
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 09:00:32 PM  
I had arm surgery once. I asked the doctor if I'd be able to photoshop when he was done. He said, "Sure".

I said, "That's great! I never could before!"

/try the veal lens flare
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 10:12:56 PM  

Gwinny: odenen: Gwinny - I've always wondered about this statement, as I've seen you post this from time-to-time. Does that mean it's definitely OK or you can't really guarantee that someone else may come down and whomp you with the one-day ban hammer?

It means that it's on the acceptable side of borderline. It's always possible that someone else may think differently, but I tend to be pretty conservative about what is SFW and what isn't, so it hasn't really been a problem.


Ok, thanks.
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 10:45:12 PM  
Moderator, would you please delete this entry. Thank you.
 
‘’ 2013-04-30 11:49:50 PM  

George Babbitt: Moderator, would you please delete this entry. Thank you.


I must say, that is impressive.
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 12:12:56 AM  

ban_sidhe: My husband found two kittens last night.

Just what we needed!


Hopefully they are bobcats.

/I'll be in Phoenix the last week of the month
//Might take a day trip down your way
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 02:26:43 AM  

libranoelrose: George Babbitt: Moderator, would you please delete this entry. Thank you.

I must say, that is impressive.


It's his condensed version for the farkers in a hurry.
 
‘’ 2013-05-01 04:18:11 AM  
Huh.
I just noticed: images in profiles are now cached copies hosted on img.fark.net (like the images when you "preview" an image post - you might remember the problem with gif animations not working during preview).
I wonder when people with counters in their profiles will notice that the number doesn't change anymore...
 
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