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‘’ 2013-04-12 02:03:46 AM  
Thanks oldernell and Herb Utsmelz!

I downloaded Audacity and played with it a little last night.  Downloading Audition as I type this.  That, I think is the version I had on the old lapper.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 08:56:06 AM  
Gwinny:  Mods:

Please delete this entry - it has a misspelling.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7690897/83570214#c83570214


Thanks.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 10:44:45 AM  

Thrakkorzog: Gwinny:  Mods:

Please delete this entry - it has a misspelling.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7690897/83570214#c83570214


Got it.

Also, sorrry if this (http://m.loljam.com/post/4157/) has already been shared, but if it hasn't, I thought y'all would enjoy.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 11:23:28 AM  
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 11:44:12 AM  

Gwinny: I thought y'all would enjoy.


I certainly did.

THIS is how you do it.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 04:32:11 PM  

Ennuipoet: I see a few they missed.


Are you a wizard?  How can you see what is not there?
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 05:04:52 PM  
Geordles I applaud your recent passion of stealing one particularly lame meme from the masses and their thirst for blood.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 05:17:22 PM  
stertz, your "log" in the rapid thread is against the rules.  You should best ask for Gwinny's clemency while you still have time.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 05:18:05 PM  

Flab: Ennuipoet: I see a few they missed.

Are you a wizard?


could be, he keeps telling the ladies he is going to put on a robe and wizard hat.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 06:43:14 PM  

Flab: stertz, your "log" in the rapid thread is against the rules.  You should best ask for Gwinny's clemency while you still have time.


Looks like a chocolate bar to me..you know, one with nuts, nougats etc.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 07:07:12 PM  

George Babbitt: Geordles I applaud your recent passion of stealing one particularly lame meme from the masses and their thirst for blood.


Heheh. You better check here first (2nd bottom left) before handing out too many awards. A very nice 'shop.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 08:26:17 PM  

Dumski: Flab: stertz, your "log" in the rapid thread is against the rules.  You should best ask for Gwinny's clemency while you still have time.

Looks like a chocolate bar to me..you know, one with nuts, nougats etc.


I was thinking Caddyshack when I saw it too.
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 08:27:39 PM  

Dumski: George Babbitt: Geordles I applaud your recent passion of stealing one particularly lame meme from the masses and their thirst for blood.

Heheh. You better check here first (2nd bottom left) before handing out too many awards. A very nice 'shop.



/a change of heart is welcome later rather then never
 
‘’ 2013-04-12 09:48:15 PM  

Flab: Are you a wizard?  How can you see what is not there?''


I am like that kid on the 6th Sense, except I see Fark Cliches, I see them everywhere.

Curious: could be, he keeps telling the ladies he is going to put on a robe and wizard hat.


Indeed, I do!
 
‘’ 2013-04-13 04:52:59 AM  

Flab: stertz, your "log" in the rapid thread is against the rules.  You should best ask for Gwinny's clemency while you still have time.


Serious?.. you have seen "Caddy Shack" the movie?

if not... rent it immediately...    this will be a spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM
 
‘’ 2013-04-13 09:34:27 PM  
Hello? O O O Echo O O O  Now Batting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota...Mota...Mota
 
‘’ 2013-04-13 10:00:17 PM  
Pushing a new "soon-to-be-redlit" corpulent theme here.
 
‘’ 2013-04-14 04:14:01 AM  
And, thusly, grampy proves that Lootie can be used well.
 
‘’ 2013-04-14 09:24:02 AM  

Dumski: Pushing a new "soon-to-be-redlit" corpulent theme here.


Hmmm. Greened, but not with the snark I wanted it with, or the inspirational picture either. Oh well.
 
‘’ 2013-04-14 11:25:11 AM  
 
‘’ 2013-04-14 01:39:36 PM  

Dumski: Dumski: Pushing a new "soon-to-be-redlit" corpulent theme here.

Hmmm. Greened, but not with the snark I wanted it with, or the inspirational picture either. Oh well.


Talkin to yourself? Is that how they pass the winter months up there? Tell me..has the ice broken yet?
 
‘’ 2013-04-14 01:56:27 PM  

George Babbitt:
Talkin to yourself? Is that how they pass the winter months up there? Tell me..has the ice broken yet?


I guess I am. Musing about how the parrot changed my submission. As to the ice? Why yes. Igloo has melted, whale blubber is curing, mukluks
are put away and I've scraped the barnacles off my kayak.
I was out in my shorts yesterday in the yard.
/just my shorts, you know those speedo types? Nanook and Panook love it.
 
#2
‘’ 2013-04-14 03:51:11 PM  
* Night vision camera on *
** Activate my EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon ) Recorder **
"Are there any 'shoopers in here?"
** static ** **  static ** **  static ** **  static **
* Fark off!!! *

Whoa, did you hear that?
 
‘’ 2013-04-14 04:52:47 PM  

Dumski: George Babbitt:
Talkin to yourself? Is that how they pass the winter months up there? Tell me..has the ice broken yet?

I guess I am. Musing about how the parrot changed my submission. As to the ice? Why yes. Igloo has melted, whale blubber is curing, mukluks
are put away and I've scraped the barnacles off my kayak.
I was out in my shorts yesterday in the yard.
/just my shorts, you know those speedo types? Nanook and Panook love it.


My wife always told me those immigrants from North Dakota were all half polar bear and now I have this visual stuck in my head forever. I now know to bring Moslon and baby seals when we come over for the inevitable pickup game of hockey followed by flipping every round vowel we come across on its head.
 
‘’ 2013-04-14 05:07:56 PM  

George Babbitt: flipping every round vowel we come across on its head.


You'll need one of these
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 05:09:37 AM  
SPAM used to amuse me, since it was novel to receive random, badly worded notes from strangers who in all likelihood were assuming fake names.  But I got jaded and it's been a long time since I did more then just flush all the garbage e-mail out of the SPAM folder every once in awhile.

But today I noticed one a subject line that made me laugh.  It proclaimed the exciting news that FINALLY "Passionate Ukrainian girls are ready to communicate with aliens !"

So I had to open the e-mail to see what when the UFO's had landed in the Ukraine and how the girls were going to talk to them.  The key seems be hidden in this sentence someplace "Women on the many letters and easy to open, that any, even the most humble can find as to correspond, lists you confident you will do it!" but I'm not bright enough to figure it out.
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 05:35:47 AM  

Choc-Ful-A: SPAM used to amuse me, since it was novel to receive random, badly worded notes from strangers who in all likelihood were assuming fake names.  But I got jaded and it's been a long time since I did more then just flush all the garbage e-mail out of the SPAM folder every once in awhile.

But today I noticed one a subject line that made me laugh.  It proclaimed the exciting news that FINALLY "Passionate Ukrainian girls are ready to communicate with aliens !"

So I had to open the e-mail to see what when the UFO's had landed in the Ukraine and how the girls were going to talk to them.  The key seems be hidden in this sentence someplace "Women on the many letters and easy to open, that any, even the most humble can find as to correspond, lists you confident you will do it!" but I'm not bright enough to figure it out.


That watch sounds too good to be true.
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 12:50:25 PM  
Started my new job today, gave me a coffee mug!
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 02:07:43 PM  
Started my new job today, gave me a coffee mug!

Did they fill it with a nice old vine zin?


Thanks to the MOD that enabled voting on my charlie chaplin
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 04:08:48 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Thanks to the MOD that enabled voting on my charlie chaplin


that was me
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 06:02:20 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Started my new job today, gave me a coffee mug!

Did they fill it with a nice old vine zin?


Nope, not in Virginia. I do get three free drinks per day though, iced tea, soda or bottled water.
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 06:05:47 PM  

bighairyguy: Started my new job today, gave me a coffee mug!


good to see they have their priorities right. and hey, free soda.

we have to provide our own mugs, coffee is free but soda and water are .$25. on the honor system.
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 06:17:26 PM  

Curious: bighairyguy: Started my new job today, gave me a coffee mug!

good to see they have their priorities right. and hey, free soda.

we have to provide our own mugs, coffee is free but soda and water are .$25. on the honor system.


Last job was free drinks, perm job I got laid off from had free fruit juice and lemonade, but went downhill after they pulled those out.  I had one job that provided free hot chocolate mix, but got rid of it in a cost saving measure.  They kept the 9 different kinds of creamer though.  I went to Sam's Club and bought a box of the same mix they had (7¢ a pack) and left it in the break room.  The guy who made the original decision to get rid of it had a hissing fit when he saw it. Mission accomplished.  I would mix hazelnut and amaretto creamers into my hot chocolate. It was like drinking a candy bar.
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 09:04:03 PM  

bighairyguy: Started my new job today, gave me a coffee mug!


Grats on the new Job BHG. I am hoping to land a position this week myself.
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 10:14:53 PM  
Gwinny that was me


You're the best


whosawesomeyoureawesome.jpg
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 10:46:48 PM  

Thrakkorzog: bighairyguy: Started my new job today, gave me a coffee mug!

Grats on the new Job BHG. I am hoping to land a position this week myself.


Rooting you ya!
 
‘’ 2013-04-15 11:21:47 PM  

bighairyguy: The guy who made the original decision to get rid of it had a hissing fit when he saw it. Mission accomplished.

love it. !!
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 03:23:17 AM  

Curious: bighairyguy: The guy who made the original decision to get rid of it had a hissing fit when he saw it. Mission accomplished.
love it. !!


I agree.  That story makes me much happier than it should.
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 08:07:36 AM  
Wait.  I thought your boss was supposed to give you the hot cocoa sampler box, not the other around...  TFD memes are so confusing...
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 09:23:52 AM  

Flab: not the other way around...


/FTFM
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 09:27:34 AM  

bighairyguy: Thrakkorzog: bighairyguy: Started my new job today, gave me a coffee mug!

Grats on the new Job BHG. I am hoping to land a position this week myself.

Rooting you ya!


Thanks :)
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 01:38:03 PM  
Gwinny, could I please have this entry removed?

Thank you.
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 01:39:44 PM  
I meant to emboldend Gwinnys name on my last request.
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 01:51:21 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gwinny, could I please have this entry removed?

Thank you.


got it
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 02:01:13 PM  

Gwinny: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gwinny, could I please have this entry removed?

Thank you.

got it


Thank you.
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 02:58:41 PM  
BHG: In one of the buildings where I work, we have to pay for everthing (but the cafeteria food's pretty good). When I go to the "other" office, coffee is free from 8:00 a.m. until 3:00 p.m., but the food selections are limited. It's very difficult deciding which buiding I want to work in. Free coffee is farther from home and forces me to drive on I-595, a highway that's eternally under construction.
That sucks.
But free coffee?  It's amost worth it!

Mazel tov on the new job.

And to all you Farkers in the Boston area - take care of each other and find the bastards.
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 03:46:13 PM  
Gwinny: We need an O shuffle here.  Thanks.
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 05:29:32 PM  
Looks like Fark thinks I've some catching up to do: oh dear

Also, This Futurama intro "caption" made me glad I hadn't yet taken a sip of my drink.
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 05:53:04 PM  

grampy: Gwinny: We need an O shuffle here.  Thanks.


got it
 
‘’ 2013-04-16 06:31:13 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Looks like Fark thinks I've some catching up to do: oh dear


I see the same thing. I had Farkbacked the same thing a few weeks ago as well. I have not Farkbacked this one.
 
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