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13008 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2001 at 10:40 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-18 10:50:24 AM  
I think we are going to fark this site.
2001-10-18 10:52:22 AM  
What's all this pu$$y shiat?
2001-10-18 10:57:02 AM  
Awwwwwww...now who doesn't love kittens?
2001-10-18 10:58:34 AM  
I love kitties as much as the next farker..
but what is it about fark and kitties?
2001-10-18 10:59:05 AM  
You remember cat good!
2001-10-18 11:00:31 AM  
Wait...maybe if we fill the queue with adorable animals, we can get more females on fark. Yes, it's all coming together now...
2001-10-18 11:01:59 AM  
My cats breath smells like cat food.
2001-10-18 11:02:10 AM  
awwwww kiddens....
2001-10-18 11:05:07 AM  
This link is really really slow. No kittens for me, I guess...
2001-10-18 11:05:14 AM  
Which actess played the best Catwoman? Discuss amongst yourselves.

A) Julie Newmar
B) Eartha Kitt
c) Lee Meriwether (movie only)
2001-10-18 11:07:31 AM  
Speaking as a female, adorable animals is not why I'm here.

Well, except maybe for *human male* adorable animals....
2001-10-18 11:09:47 AM  
I don't know why this page is so slow, 216ms ping time to Austria from here. The pics aren't very big either. Has to be the traffic. It's gonna get Farked!
2001-10-18 11:09:48 AM  
You claim to be female and as far as I know a chihuahua is a dog. I leave the rest of the excercise to the student.
2001-10-18 11:13:44 AM  
Finally got through, and they *are* cute...but I'm still wondering how this got posted.
2001-10-18 11:13:51 AM  
curses, fark dotted!

y i oughta....
2001-10-18 11:15:25 AM  
Cats suck! Kittens are worse! Who is responsible for this link?! Blah!
2001-10-18 11:16:43 AM  
Oh kittens...Fark, why do you torment my soft-heart so?? Little babies and the mama....that's just too darling. Damn you Fark!
2001-10-18 11:17:01 AM  
I mean, I do love kittens, but...

1. this website IS too damn slow.
2. the payoff is not great: these kittens are not excessively cute. cliche kitty still rulez the skool.
3. this website is too damn slow. wait, I already said that.
4. if the comments are particularly witty on the site, how the hell would we know (unless we speak German)?

I KNOW I've submitted more interesting articles than this (that haven't gotten posted)...could it be Fark is being controlled by some Pro-Kitty Lobby of some kind? C'mon, fess up, Drew!
2001-10-18 11:17:06 AM  
KillerChihuahua: no offense, but if you're trying to pick up guys on fark, then you've got some serious issues to work through..
Speaking as a female, I come to fark because every now and then there will be a site linked that just makes my whole week because it's either just too cool or really funny or the comments make me laugh because there are some crazy muthafarkers coming here.. :)
2001-10-18 11:20:34 AM  
Cut it out right now you guys! This is a great link. Lighthearted and cute. Take your biatching and your pessimism to another thread. I'm not going to stand for it in here.
2001-10-18 11:22:36 AM  
Fark, kitties
Fark and kitties
Fark Fark kitties kitties
Fark and kitties
2001-10-18 11:24:22 AM  
[image from witchvox.com too old to be available]
2001-10-18 11:25:13 AM  
If its in German, its almost guaranteed to not be witty.
2001-10-18 11:26:42 AM  
I don't care about you naysayers, Fark needs more kitties. Yay, kitties! Just what we need right now.
2001-10-18 11:28:52 AM  
Yay, kittens!
2001-10-18 11:29:11 AM  
More kitties....more puppies! More cute baby animals! I need cuteness in my life...blots out the bleak dead-end world i live in.
2001-10-18 11:29:50 AM  
I tried the same pic Krumlov, no go.
2001-10-18 11:30:19 AM  
Krumlov is a troll. That pic is very nsfw. Not that I'm a stuffy bugger of course, but you never know who's sittin behind ya!
2001-10-18 11:31:15 AM  
It wasn't supposed to be witty. It's supposed to be cute.
2001-10-18 11:32:00 AM  
what's the original cliché kitty link? i can't find it in the archives
2001-10-18 11:34:34 AM  
Appie, you are being rude. Is that your usual demeanor or are you just in a mean mood today?
2001-10-18 11:36:19 AM  
Stop with the trolling or I will kick you squaw in the nuts!

or boobies.
2001-10-18 11:37:28 AM  
I know what we need

[image from users.breathemail.net too old to be available]
or at http://users.breathemail.net/jill_mcdonald/jpg/kitten.jpg for those who want the link.

I couldn't find the blown up one.
2001-10-18 11:40:28 AM  
Yay! Cliche kitty!!
2001-10-18 11:41:14 AM  
Oh, and it's very cute. I agree with Gwinny, though. Cliche kitty is still the best.

The comments on the site are just telling about the kitties.
I tried to not change the wording very much...

1: Jack - Daniels at 1.5 months.
2: Next, everything seems so large
3: and new
4: Klane (the mother) was seeming a bit stressed
5: Here they were natural dwarves
6: on their first trip
7: they were very curious
8: 'I've walked for too long'
2001-10-18 11:41:29 AM  
Fark & kitties? Wondering why? It's obvious...

It's part of the pussification of America of course!

GO kittens...
2001-10-18 11:44:36 AM  
And there is NO difference between that and an American butcher shop.
2001-10-18 11:45:06 AM  

Nope not trying to pick up guys, sheesh. Was supposed to be a mild joke, which seems to have netted me a flame job or two.

I *thought* people here had a sense of humor.
2001-10-18 11:47:00 AM  
3M : thanks for the, um, image that will be imprinted on my brain for all time. that cat kinda looks like one of those hairless kitties you can buy nowadays.

Dahaka: thanks for the translation. I have to say, the language used for this one is very similar to the language found accompanying the photos on the original Cliche Kitty site (hosted by that very solemn-looking Asian mathematician in the Midwest).
2001-10-18 11:47:14 AM  
I just noticed this mistake:

2: Everything seems so large (the Next shouldn't be in there.)

And for the fifth caption, I don't think there's a better translation than "dwarf"... oh well. Either way, it should be "naturally", not "natural".
2001-10-18 11:48:53 AM  
Gwinny: I'll translate that one for you, too, if you find it. (A good excuse to see the original cliche kitty site!)
2001-10-18 11:50:12 AM  
Hey Bigpeeler, apparently Jennifer Connelly was in my 1st and 2nd grade class (she's three days younger than I am, and we went to the same small private school in Brooklyn Heights).

I can't say I remember her, though.
2001-10-18 11:50:13 AM  
BigP: I 2nd that. Is that pic from Dark City. meow indeed.
2001-10-18 11:50:40 AM  
Oops - forgot the middle of the page!
They were born on 2 May 2000.
The mother was Klane, the father was unknown.

(Like most cats...)
2001-10-18 11:50:59 AM  
oh my...

[image from users.breathemail.net too old to be available]
2001-10-18 11:51:06 AM  
Bigpeeler: Is that the same girl from Labyrinth?
2001-10-18 11:52:49 AM  
"kitty on my floor and i wanna touch it......."
2001-10-18 11:54:01 AM  
people, people c'mon, cats are nice and cute, but really, they don't hold a candle to MR. WINKLE[image from mrwinkle.sureshopping.com too old to be available]
2001-10-18 11:54:07 AM  
If so, my, she's grown...
2001-10-18 11:54:10 AM  
Yes, it is her Sango. Very good movie too.
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