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(Straits Times)   Two students arrested for performing blatant "AaaaaoooOO-GAH" in classroom   ( straitstimes.asia1.com.sg) divider line
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2003-07-24 03:56:28 AM  
You have too much idle time. I wish I could report you to your parole officer.
2003-07-24 09:47:31 AM  
Come in Tokyo, Come in Tokyo!
2003-07-24 09:57:15 AM  
Was this in a civilized part of the globe? No? Well than does anybody really care...
2003-07-24 11:52:17 AM  
I hate to rip the admins, but this story blows. We've got more details about Kobe's accuser than the people in this article.
2003-07-24 02:09:09 PM  
WTF is a "Secondary One" student? Is he special, the new Neo, or both?
2003-07-24 02:59:03 PM  
2003-07-24 04:31:41 PM  
The teacher turned around while my arm was extended
She looked me in the face and said "Prince, you're suspended"
I said "You're trippin', it's just a bad habit
She put it in my face, she musta WANTED me to grab it."

/young Will Smith
2003-07-24 04:31:57 PM  
Bah! Victimless crime....

2003-07-24 04:31:58 PM  
Strange, we groped classmates breasts all the time in class and never got into trouble. I guess the fact that it was consentual had somethign to do with it.
2003-07-24 04:32:26 PM  
Coppin' a feel

/sung by Dylan
2003-07-24 04:32:45 PM  
Wow, two non-B(.)(.)bies boobies posts in one day. I am imbreast.
2003-07-24 04:33:07 PM  
why does fark have to sell me out like that?
2003-07-24 04:33:22 PM  
Why is it that us Americans know so little about Malaysia?
Other then them being foreign and therefore obviously terrorists, of course.
2003-07-24 04:33:37 PM  
pitifully short, pathetic article, not Fark-worthy at all
2003-07-24 04:34:08 PM  
I'm with you, recockulous. Seems like some really crappy stories and photoshops have taken place since the Boobies Prohibition ended.
2003-07-24 04:34:21 PM  
2003-07-24 04:34:38 PM  
Man, Psys Ed class has got more interactive since I was last in scholl.
2003-07-24 04:34:59 PM  
can i go to sleep now?
2003-07-24 04:35:34 PM  
You know the girl was like "hey GI, anyting you want, ten dolla"
2003-07-24 04:35:49 PM  
poot_rootbeer wins.
2003-07-24 04:36:02 PM  
Sounds like more of a "Honk, Honk" than an "AaaaaoooOO-GAH," at least that's the sound my girlfriends breasts make when I squeeze them.
2003-07-24 04:39:43 PM  
Did anyone read the rest of the articles??? Its like they have 4th graders writing the articles!! You cant even call them stories, there is no story
2003-07-24 04:40:09 PM  
OB< = Fun
2003-07-24 04:45:07 PM  
I swear osiffer...I was just checking for the Name Tag.
2003-07-24 04:45:33 PM  
Early 1965, I was in eighth grade. No teacher in the room. One of the boys grabbed a rubber tipped stick used for pointing at charts, announced it was a "titty popper", and started poking girls in the breasts. The girls protested, but I don't think any of them complained when the teacher arrived, probably out of embarrassment.
2003-07-24 04:46:23 PM  
Wax on. Wax off, Daniel-san.
2003-07-24 04:47:51 PM  
gropers should be shot.
2003-07-24 04:48:18 PM  
Youa people crazy. Sorry I'm really drunk. But really I don't think this shiat is funny. Maybe the guys that think this is funny are actually pieces of total shiat. And I'm not crazy in the case of them.
2003-07-24 04:49:32 PM  
"tune in Tokyo"
2003-07-24 04:51:20 PM  
This ain't fark worthy. Shyte, it's just some kid getting a little groping in. No news here.
2003-07-24 04:52:15 PM  
Hell GizmoMkl

I do that in the office all the time.
2003-07-24 04:54:20 PM  
Who hasn't done this in school?
2003-07-24 04:56:08 PM  
the 1940's prevail!
2003-07-24 04:56:23 PM  
you get in trouble for that now? Dang.
2003-07-24 04:58:07 PM  
fyi Malaysia is richer than many of the countries in the EU, probably also at the upper top richest in the world.

So open your eye before you open your mouth.
2003-07-24 04:58:24 PM  
Maybe the poor guys had tourettes or someting, however you spell it. EIther way, I'm sure she was dressed suggestively, so she was asking for it.
2003-07-24 04:59:20 PM  
A friend of mine told me a story about how one day in class, some chick sitting next to him was just stroking away at him in in the middle of everything. Right then, the teacher called on him to go to the front of the room and give some report or something. Appearantly the guy just walks up there with a HUGE boner, and just stands as everyone laughs like none other. The teacher just says, "Sit down Ray,...just...sit down".

2003-07-24 05:00:42 PM  
For the last time, this kind of thing is NOT FUNNY. Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you people?
2003-07-24 05:02:05 PM  
Another student also allegedly groped a fellow female student despite being told to stop.

So, if she hadn't said anything, it would have been ok?
2003-07-24 05:04:34 PM  

"probably also at the upper top richest in the world."

I don't even want to begin to pretend to know what that means.
2003-07-24 05:09:17 PM  
Hell they should go to the brothel. When I was in Malaysia the girls standing outside the hotel should have still been in Secondary One.
2003-07-24 05:10:45 PM  
I give this story a great big FEH.
2003-07-24 05:11:17 PM  
Naked_man, on recollection I think one of the girls got it away from him and used it as a "weenie whacker".
2003-07-24 05:12:31 PM  
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2003-07-24 05:14:36 PM  
2003-07-24 05:02:05 PM Good_Moleman_To_You
"Another student also allegedly groped a fellow female student despite being told to stop."
So, if she hadn't said anything, it would have been ok?

No. But if she had said "please continue" it would have.
2003-07-24 05:24:46 PM  
Would have been funnier if they had been arrested for actually yelling "AaaaaoooOO-GAH" continuously. Well, at least i've got something to keep me entertained in lectures tomorrow. "AaaaaoooOO-GAH" "AaaaaoooOO-GAH"!!!
2003-07-24 05:27:35 PM  
Further down the page: "Jet ski rescue teams...could keep crime at bay."

Thats gotta be done on purpose....hehehe
2003-07-24 05:41:37 PM  
2003-07-24 06:00:14 PM  
Copthill: Here's an idea for you. Go buy a poster of some model wearing a bikini or swimsuit, and tape it to the projector screen or pull-down map in the classroom. When the teacher pulls down the baited screen/map, that's when you yell Aaaaoooo-GAH! Will definitely make everyone's day (except the feminists and the teacher, but who the fark cares about them).
2003-07-24 06:01:15 PM  

my that is a delicious pun, isn't it?
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