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(Fox News)   Sexting has officially jumped the shark: The FoxNews guide to sexting   (foxnews.com) divider line
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10860 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2011 at 8:34 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2011-02-18 12:02:59 AM  
Sexting. Or as it's known at Fox News: What we don't teach O'Reilly how to do.
 
2011-02-18 12:15:47 AM  
"oo baby im gonna spred ur welth > 0bama could"

"g-spot. can't expln tht"
 
2011-02-18 8:37:07 AM  

Quasar: "oo baby im gonna spred ur welth > 0bama could"

"g-spot. can't expln tht"


and we are done here.
 
2011-02-18 8:39:25 AM  
Do people actually use those acronyms? Only one I use is IWPIIYB.

/I Wanna Put It In Your Butt
 
Biv
2011-02-18 8:39:44 AM  
I'm confused. I thought sexting required pics of naked teen girls and possible jail time.
 
2011-02-18 8:40:04 AM  
"The Do's and Don'ts of Sexting" subby you should have just kept Fox's headline, it makes them look much worse.
 
2011-02-18 8:40:16 AM  
Those acronyms are hysterically bad.

"I am your Master"?

/wat
 
2011-02-18 8:42:14 AM  
HOWIGMP

/Hold on While I Get More Pringles
 
2011-02-18 8:42:15 AM  
I'm just glad I got married before this ever became something I'd do.

I like it how if a chick I was interested or not sent me a picture of her naked, I'd generally be pretty happy about it. If I sent a picture of my wiener to a chick, I'd end up in jail or alone.
 
2011-02-18 8:45:39 AM  
I can't believe Fox actually included an acronym for "Members of the Same Sex"...

I thought Bill O'Riley and Glenn Beck hated teh gays?
 
2011-02-18 8:46:51 AM  
Bah.

I never had any trouble using correct spelling, natural language, and still keeping it hot in under 160 characters.

And I never said anything from Fox's "helpful" acronyms. IYKWIM is probably the only one that has any place in sexting.

/yes, I count lol. farking AOL-ism needs to die
//my e-lawn. get off of it.
 
2011-02-18 8:47:48 AM  
OYMB - Open yo mouf bith
 
2011-02-18 8:48:24 AM  
Glenn Beck should be the in-house expert on this, right?
 
2011-02-18 8:48:46 AM  

phedex: HOWIGMP

/Hold on While I Get More Pringles


I read that as "How I Gimp"...

So you use that instead of Photoshop?
 
2011-02-18 8:50:09 AM  
Article isn't as depressing and pathetic as I initially thought.

/only one I ever needed was WTF.
 
2011-02-18 8:50:35 AM  
So there are peoe older than 16 who need to be told more than "Don't do it, you idiot!"?
 
2011-02-18 8:51:34 AM  
*People
 
2011-02-18 8:51:35 AM  
Texting while driving is serious.

Sexting while driving is wrong. How do you steer with no hands on the wheel?
 
2011-02-18 8:55:11 AM  
For the most part, I agree with a lot in the article, except for those horrible acronyms they decided to use.

IPOMRAWH

/I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat
 
2011-02-18 8:55:59 AM  

boyvoyeur: How do you steer with no hands on the wheel?


That's one way to drive...

...stick.
 
2011-02-18 8:57:38 AM  

Quasar: "oo baby im gonna spred ur welth > 0bama could"

"g-spot. can't expln tht"


I see what you did there..
 
2011-02-18 8:58:28 AM  
GTG - Get The Gimp
 
2011-02-18 8:59:33 AM  

DemonEater: Bah.

I never had any trouble using correct spelling, natural language, and still keeping it hot in under 160 characters.

And I never said anything from Fox's "helpful" acronyms. IYKWIM is probably the only one that has any place in sexting.

/yes, I count lol. farking AOL-ism needs to die
//my e-lawn. get off of it.


I don't know what most of those acronyms ftfa mean and I'm OK with that.
My world does not revolve around my phone.
 
2011-02-18 8:59:59 AM  
4. Remember that sexting is an 18 and over activity.

LOL
 
Biv
2011-02-18 9:01:17 AM  
TAAIKYP

/Tell anyone and I'll kill your puppy
 
2011-02-18 9:01:24 AM  
Sexting. Or as it used to be called:

2000s: Dirty IMs, emails
1900s: Phone Sex
1600s: Sonnets
BC: Psalm 51

People are horny. They want to have sex. They will use various mechanisms to express this.
 
2011-02-18 9:02:27 AM  

Newport_Shorts: Those acronyms are hysterically bad.

"I am your Master"?

/wat


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That is what she said.
 
2011-02-18 9:02:59 AM  

Schottgun: For the most part, I agree with a lot in the article, except for those horrible acronyms they decided to use.

IPOMRAWH

/I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat


WIN

//just cause
 
2011-02-18 9:07:30 AM  
OK, spunk coming out
 
2011-02-18 9:08:38 AM  
INHLYMI;IHYMIL

It's not how long you make it; it's how you make it long!
 
2011-02-18 9:11:02 AM  
GYPO
 
2011-02-18 9:13:44 AM  

Xenomech: 4. Remember that sexting is an 18 and over activity.

LOL


I laughed too haha
 
2011-02-18 9:15:45 AM  
This whole sexting business is eventually going to lead to the downfall of society. Before, boys needed to put in serious effort to see a girl naked. It taught them life skills that would help them, and humanity, in the future. Now, if they can get pics of naked girls on their phones without any effort at all, what's the incentive to do anything? Why bother bettering yourself for the chance to see some nudity? Why even get out of bed in the morning when all you need is your phone or access to the internet to see all the naked women you want? Why do anything?

Cellphones are the Visigoths to our Roman Empire.
 
2011-02-18 9:16:28 AM  

Xenomech: 4. Remember that sexting is an 18 and over activity.

LOL


I came here to say exactly that.
 
2011-02-18 9:18:32 AM  

hillary: INTRMBOM
I need to recharge my battery operated melon

ITIS
I think it's stuck

OOSIRIS
Ow! Oh shiat, it really is stuck

NDCAPM
No, don't call a paramedic

DEGOHNABLD
Drop everything, get over here now and bring lube, dammit


BIPFT = but i poop from there
 
2011-02-18 9:18:50 AM  
FTA: So, stop balking and get sexting. If you can't play with the one you love, who can you play with?


Indeed.
 
2011-02-18 9:19:44 AM  
IYTYPITYGWKT
If you tell your parents I touched you, god will kill them.
 
2011-02-18 9:20:20 AM  

WTF Indeed: Sexting. Or as it's known at Fox News: What we don't teach O'Reilly how to do.


Came here for this.....


hillary: INTRMBOM
I need to recharge my battery operated melon

ITIS
I think it's stuck

OOSIRIS
Ow! Oh shiat, it really is stuck

NDCAPM
No, don't call a paramedic

DEGOHNABLD
Drop everything, get over here now and bring lube, dammit


But will GLADLY accept this!


What the FARK is with the acronyms?? None of them are real. I agree with the natural language thing.

/ Prolific sex texter

// Don't shorten my sex texting
 
2011-02-18 9:21:05 AM  

miss diminutive: This whole sexting business is eventually going to lead to the downfall of society. Before, boys needed to put in serious effort to see a girl naked. It taught them life skills that would help them, and humanity, in the future. Now, if they can get pics of naked girls on their phones without any effort at all, what's the incentive to do anything? Why bother bettering yourself for the chance to see some nudity? Why even get out of bed in the morning when all you need is your phone or access to the internet to see all the naked women you want? Why do anything?

Cellphones are the Visigoths to our Roman Empire.


Do you have any clue how much more productive society can be once we stop spending the vast portion of our awake time trying to get some? It'd be the greatest thing for humanity!
 
2011-02-18 9:21:57 AM  

miss diminutive: This whole sexting business is eventually going to lead to the downfall of society. Before, boys needed to put in serious effort to see a girl naked. It taught them life skills that would help them, and humanity, in the future. Now, if they can get pics of naked girls on their phones without any effort at all, what's the incentive to do anything? Why bother bettering yourself for the chance to see some nudity? Why even get out of bed in the morning when all you need is your phone or access to the internet to see all the naked women you want? Why do anything?

Cellphones are the Visigoths to our Roman Empire.


There's an episode of Futurama I want you to see....
 
2011-02-18 9:22:54 AM  
LOL - loofah our lovehandles
 
2011-02-18 9:24:12 AM  
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PCUTHOD!
OTIABG.
 
2011-02-18 9:26:50 AM  
So, stop balking and get sexting. If you can't play with the one you love, who can you play with?
Jenny Block is a freelance writer based in Dallas.


oh.
 
2011-02-18 9:27:59 AM  

LittleBlondeJug: FTA: So, stop balking and get sexting. If you can't play with the one you love, who can you play with?


Indeed.


if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
 
2011-02-18 9:29:41 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: LittleBlondeJug: FTA: So, stop balking and get sexting. If you can't play with the one you love, who can you play with?


Indeed.

if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.


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Indeed.
 
2011-02-18 9:30:29 AM  
HBWDIOMH

/Hey baby, wanna do it on my Hoverround?
 
2011-02-18 9:31:03 AM  

miss diminutive: This whole sexting business is eventually going to lead to the downfall of society. Before, boys needed to put in serious effort to see a girl naked. It taught them life skills that would help them, and humanity, in the future. Now, if they can get pics of naked girls on their phones without any effort at all, what's the incentive to do anything? Why bother bettering yourself for the chance to see some nudity? Why even get out of bed in the morning when all you need is your phone or access to the internet to see all the naked women you want? Why do anything?

Cellphones are the Visigoths to our Roman Empire.


I know, right?

Sending dirty pictures to someone's cell phone is downright trashy. Why don't they send boob shots over email like civilized people?

/eip
 
2011-02-18 9:31:18 AM  
Okay now *slowly* pull down your depends...
 
2011-02-18 9:31:49 AM  
lol, i wanna :-O your (===3 so btb kthxbai!
 
2011-02-18 9:34:31 AM  
IPMC4U

/I'd pull my catheter out for you
 
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