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4626 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jul 2003 at 9:25 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-22 09:28:51 PM  
Me too!
2003-07-22 09:29:19 PM  
2003-07-22 09:32:42 PM  
<------girl or chimp?
2003-07-22 09:36:13 PM  
"Pandya said the garden's management was hesitant to use force to evict the monkeys as many workers revere the Hindu monkey-god, Hanuman."

2003-07-22 09:41:33 PM  
One little problem that confronts you
Got a monkey on your back

2003-07-22 09:43:36 PM  
"A planet where apes evolved from man..."
2003-07-22 09:48:24 PM  
I hate when that happens.
2003-07-22 09:49:51 PM  
There's a raging monkey crisis right now...in my pants.

Anyone who gets this reference gets a pat on the back.
2003-07-22 09:56:07 PM  
Remind me again; what color security alert is a monkey crisis?
2003-07-22 10:02:15 PM  
Where's the proof? Damn monkeys
2003-07-22 10:05:58 PM  
12 Monkeys?
2003-07-22 10:07:07 PM  
or perhaps, "Tea connoisseurs concerned about 'bruising' caused by projectile poo"
2003-07-22 10:17:15 PM  
I have the same problem with chipmunks. My backyard is overrun. My cat is afraid of them. The little meat puppets are everywhere. My kids sabotage my efforts at getting rid of them. My only consolation, after reading this article, is that they don't throw poop. They don't, right?
2003-07-22 10:19:08 PM  
geometer it depends on the colour of the shiat!

2003-07-22 10:34:21 PM  
Did somebody say security alert?

2003-07-22 10:36:58 PM  
Holy monkey crisis Batman!

2003-07-22 10:42:33 PM  
Well, since it appears no one is going to get it, here it is:

Harvey Birdman: What is your super power?

Black Vulcan: Pure electricity...in my pants.

Harvey Birdman: And what would life be like without your super power?

Black Vulcan: Well, you know what its like when the power goes out in your house? It would be like that, only...in your pants!
2003-07-22 11:21:32 PM  
The monkeys just want to talk to them about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.
2003-07-22 11:24:50 PM  

Hot coffee. Very hot coffee. I actually have that episode on my computer, its just too bad my computer is 1500 miles away, in the basement of a dorm.
2003-07-22 11:29:27 PM  
statue of liberty? that was our planet! you blew it up! damn you! damn you all to hell!
2003-07-22 11:30:38 PM  
Pilate, that's hilarious, thanks :)
Harvey Birdman is the man... birdman..

2003-07-22 11:55:40 PM  
this time the simian resistance will not be televised!
2003-07-22 11:56:34 PM  
looks like darwin lost one
2003-07-23 12:00:43 AM  
[image from lunardwarf.diaryland.com too old to be available]

This guy'll eat them monkeys.
2003-07-23 12:11:10 AM  

Yes, please.


Yes, two lumps if you please.

Holy Handgrenade?

You are too kind. Cheers.
2003-07-23 12:37:05 AM  
My son was attacked by a holy monkey while we were visiting a hindu temple last time we went to India.

I'm serious too! He was really attacked. Bit him on the hand with his nasty monkey teeth. Poor little guy had to have rabis shots after that.

My son... not the monkey.
2003-07-23 12:49:26 AM  
If you had the rabbis shot after getting bit by monkeys at a Hindu temple, you're mighty confused about world religion.
2003-07-23 12:51:13 AM  
"Soon as we evolve, we take their habitat and pave its ass."

Bonus points to anyone who can identify that quote's source.
2003-07-23 01:17:54 AM  
[image from gawth.com too old to be available]

Touch my monkey.
2003-07-23 01:44:03 AM  
hey alright, monkeys, but i just have to mention, in that little ad square at the top right for "Diffuser" one of those guys looks like this dude from my Geometry class, freshman year. I remember this one time he called a substitute a biatch or something like that.
2003-07-23 04:54:52 AM  
my favorite tea is picked by monkeys. Really. It's awesome green tea, like 100 bucks a pound. Luckily 2 oz lasts about 2 months, making several pots a day. Tea is the best.

Those lazy monkeys better get back to picking my damn tea.
2003-07-23 10:57:50 AM  
Damn dirty apes.
2003-07-23 11:24:11 AM  
All movies are made better by the inclusion of monkeys.

Perhaps all religions would be too.

In nominae patri, in fili, in spiritu SCREEECH SREECH EEK EEEK!


2003-07-23 02:23:35 PM  
Gee.....don't you guys know how to do *ANYTHING*

[image from theworld.ch too old to be available]

/got not much
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