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(TDN)   AAARRRR. We're big burly pirates. Do you like our sand sculptures?   ( divider line
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12551 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2003 at 5:42 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-20 04:31:18 PM  
2003-07-20 05:11:54 PM  
Because the contestants are pirates, some of those sculptures must've been rated AARRRRR.

/geeky laugh
2003-07-20 05:46:04 PM  
Reminds me of myself in 5th grade...Yarr, Jogey the Pirate I be, yarrr matey...Better make sure the RIAA doesn't catch them pirating!
2003-07-20 05:56:00 PM  
nay, laddies...they be poor.
2003-07-20 05:59:26 PM  
Aye aye!
Talking like a pirate is fun - dressing like a pirate is fun for you and the audience. Dressing like a pirate and creating sand sculptures with architectural tools is about as good as it gets. I hoist a rum to ye, boys!
2003-07-20 06:01:53 PM  
I found some pretty cool pics if anybody is interested.

sorry, none are rated aarrr..
2003-07-20 06:02:55 PM  
ninjas > pirates
2003-07-20 06:06:07 PM  
"Does that earring mean you're a pirate?"
2003-07-20 06:09:28 PM  
Queue the Sea Captain in 3...2...1...

[image from too old to be available]

2003-07-20 06:34:44 PM  
Reminds me of :

(Gotta scroll down to the last entry, too long for me to copy+paste)
2003-07-20 06:54:09 PM  
Yo ho ho and a bottle of shnapps. Arrrrrr.
2003-07-20 06:57:05 PM  
uh, yeah. I prefer a different spelling tho.

2003-07-20 06:59:49 PM  
get your own pirate name at

(brought to you by yet another one of those stupid farkin random name generators that have taken up residence all over the internet)
2003-07-20 07:01:32 PM  
this generator is better (using the word better in the broadest of terms here)
2003-07-20 07:18:07 PM  
Arrrr, I be Black James Kidd!.

2003-07-20 06:02:55 PM Panzer_Hunter

ninjas > pirates

Ninja pirates?
2003-07-20 07:49:28 PM  
2003-07-20 08:02:53 PM  
Speaking of sodomizing pirates, check out the last line of the article: "They're disappointed we didn't enter them."

2003-07-20 08:07:02 PM  
I'm not sure why but I'm *highly* amused by this article.
2003-07-20 08:40:41 PM  
There weren't any pictures in that goddam farkticle. I'm not mad, though. are.
2003-07-20 08:45:42 PM  
2003-07-20 08:45:51 PM  
Yeh, Hytes - there was one off to the side there.
2003-07-20 08:46:18 PM  
let's try that again:
2003-07-20 09:20:26 PM  
*makes ashe3's parrot fly away*

2003-07-20 09:24:51 PM  
oh great make me go look at that damn thing again dammit aargh
2003-07-20 09:28:06 PM  
well that picture wasn't very satisfying thank you anyway aargh i tell you what i think it is it's that damn sparkletron god i'll be glad when her day is done
2003-07-20 09:44:56 PM  
Pirates are faaarrrrr superior to ninjas!
2003-07-20 10:03:35 PM  
Well, that's one headline that made me go "Oh, I gotta check out what the hell this is about."
2003-07-20 10:26:29 PM  
"is that a chicken?"
"no it's a parrot, arrr"
"don't let it fly away, that's dinner."
Arrr, when is talk like a pirate day again?
2003-07-20 11:08:52 PM  
2003-07-20 11:42:53 PM  
Wow. This is my hometown newspaper. I almost went to that event yesterday. heh.

Um, arr. Carry on, matey.
2003-07-21 03:20:17 PM  
Is there something they put in the sand to make it stick together better? If so, what is it?
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