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(Reuters)   Bidders fail to bite at Elvis tooth auction   ( divider line
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3188 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2003 at 3:49 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-20 03:51:01 AM  
Uhh... who would want to buy a tooth?

/didn't read article
2003-07-20 03:54:51 AM  
wtf is this world coming to?
cmon ppl!

ive upped my standards, so up yours.
2003-07-20 04:03:40 AM  
I wouldn't buy his tooth. How much!?
2003-07-20 04:07:40 AM  
Elvis' tooth has left the building.

2003-07-20 04:10:49 AM  
Have you looked at her other pictures? I think she's cute :-P

2003-07-20 04:29:49 AM  
Come on, its a dead mans tooth. Thats just sick man. Let his tooth rest in peace. Besides, that had to be one used tooth, you see his fat ass before he died?
2003-07-20 04:35:50 AM  
Though the dental artifact, which was packaged with shorn strands of the crooner's hair, created an Internet frenzy -- 161,000 people viewed the web page within 48 hours of being posted on, DeFontes said -- no legitimate bids remained when the auction ended shortly before midnight on Friday.
2003-07-20 04:43:24 AM  
I just shot John Lennon.
2003-07-20 04:51:40 AM  
Maybe they should have brushed it first.
2003-07-20 04:54:26 AM  
CRAP! There was an elvis tooth auction and I missed it???


Now how will I cope with my elvis tooth porn fetish.
2003-07-20 09:35:56 AM  
Can someone paste the story....for some reason, whenever Reuters is posted, all I ever see is a blank page, with the Reuters menu off to the left....
2003-07-20 09:41:12 AM  
could we get the dna from the tooth and clone us a new elvis??
2003-07-20 09:48:28 AM  
Nobody wanted the tooth? I'm All Shook Up!

I guess they'll have to Return To Sender.
2003-07-20 10:32:15 AM  
Maybe the person selling the tooth should write some stupid story in the item description about how the tooth caused him to divorce his wife and lose his house and go postal on his co-workers and that's why he needs to sell it to make bail and alimony...
2003-07-20 11:36:27 AM  
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This got me banned for a few days. Off topic in a PS contest. Hey, it's about Elvis...
2003-07-20 01:37:15 PM  
Return my molar
I want it back
That's my gold filling
That's my plaque
One-hundred thousand
That's quite a cost
All that money
Buys a lifetime of dental floss

Okay, maybe it was better as "Return to Sender"
2003-07-27 02:05:48 AM  
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