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2011-01-19 11:23:34 AM  
Their just trying to slowly ease her into the porn business. First it is this, next it will be bikini pictures, then topless, then full frontal and before you know it she will be going full ATM. As long as that porn guy has the note to her house and can hold it over her head it will happen.
 
2011-01-19 11:26:31 AM  
What is this I don't even
 
2011-01-19 11:27:56 AM  
ongbok

Would she even notice that a porn shoot was going on? With that much traffic in her vajayjay, you could park a VW bus up thete.
 
2011-01-19 11:31:19 AM  
That's just... I don't know what to say. You know, between this and the revelations about Rex Ryan's wife and those foot fetish videos, 2011 is off to a really weird start.
 
2011-01-19 11:34:40 AM  
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I don't think I'll click on that link.
 
2011-01-19 11:34:43 AM  
What Octomom porn might look like:

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2011-01-19 11:37:25 AM  

Blues_X: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I don't think I'll click on that link.


Believe it or not, it's fairly tame. She's in a black corset and actually looks halfway decent. Ignore the grown man dressed as a baby.
 
2011-01-19 11:40:04 AM  

Chariset: Ignore the grown man dressed as a baby.


Good advice in any situation.
 
2011-01-19 11:47:33 AM  
I've seen worse. Still no idea why the world is fascinated with her.
 
2011-01-19 12:03:43 PM  
St_Francis_P: Still no idea why the world is fascinated with her.

For the same reason people watch Jersey Shore. People like a train wreck.
 
2011-01-19 12:18:24 PM  
I can't tell what is more wrong with those pictures.

Grown man in diaper?

Her using her kids' toys and rooms for the photo shoot?

Fat guy with Tony Danza "Who's the Boss" tattoo?

Octomom bottle-feeding fat guy and both looking like they are enjoying the hell out of it?


What has been seen can never be unseen.
 
2011-01-19 12:28:58 PM  
Why not just jump both feet into porn. She could get plenty of cash just taking on a room full or guys (All at once). I would have paid to have seen it (once).
 
2011-01-19 12:30:12 PM  
Giggity
 
2011-01-19 12:31:12 PM  
Tony Danza?! Why would anyone get a Tony Danza tattoo?
 
2011-01-19 12:31:18 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: I can't tell what is more wrong with those pictures.

Grown man in diaper?

Her using her kids' toys and rooms for the photo shoot?

Fat guy with Tony Danza "Who's the Boss" tattoo?

Octomom bottle-feeding fat guy and both looking like they are enjoying the hell out of it?


What has been seen can never be unseen.


I think that the most wrong thing about it, is that you took enough time and interest to study the pics to identify his tattoo.
 
2011-01-19 12:32:02 PM  
thanks, subs,

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and i didn't even click the link.
 
2011-01-19 12:32:03 PM  
well good for her for doing some work to extend her fifteen minutes of fame...

/dont judge we all have a kink
//even you
///you should be so ashamed
 
2011-01-19 12:33:05 PM  
Truly our civilization has reached its apex.
 
2011-01-19 12:33:28 PM  

Chariset: Blues_X: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I don't think I'll click on that link.

Believe it or not, it's fairly tame. She's in a black corset and actually looks halfway decent. Ignore the grown man dressed as a baby.


Vitter?

/refuses to RTFA, watch the video, go to TMZ or ever return to this thread. Also considering demolishing this machine in the hope of permanently erasing any evidence that would jog my memory that such a thing exists. Now excuse me while I look at this pen.
 
2011-01-19 12:33:28 PM  
also no do not want images...

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2011-01-19 12:34:14 PM  

nekom: Chariset: Ignore the grown man dressed as a baby.

Good advice in any situation.


Al Franken is in it?

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/yes I know it's not real
 
2011-01-19 12:35:18 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Fat guy with Tony Danza "Who's the Boss" tattoo?


That's the most disturbing thing about the entire video.
 
2011-01-19 12:35:24 PM  
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2011-01-19 12:36:40 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2011-01-19 12:37:33 PM  

Ebenator: Tony Danza?! Why would anyone get a Tony Danza tattoo?


Because they are a specimen of gold-covered win spun of pure silky awesomeness?

/I would have gone with the Tony / Angela shower surprise scene
//one of the earliest entries in my fap bank
 
2011-01-19 12:37:49 PM  

Ebenator: Tony Danza?! Why would anyone get a Tony Danza tattoo?


[image from cdn.photos.tmz.com too old to be available]


looks like Pete Rose.
 
2011-01-19 12:39:10 PM  
Thanks, Subby you just ruined my breakfast!
 
2011-01-19 12:40:41 PM  

JimmySlicings: Ebenator: Tony Danza?! Why would anyone get a Tony Danza tattoo?

looks like Pete Rose.


Dammit, I was hoping to discuss it and post my DNW pics without actually seeing it.
 
2011-01-19 12:40:42 PM  
I'd hit it - with a hammer.

Somebody let me know when the pix with a load all over those pouty lips comes out.
 
2011-01-19 12:41:31 PM  
How is that porn? It looks like some radio dork thought up something he thought was funny.
 
2011-01-19 12:42:32 PM  

dalovindj: Ebenator: Tony Danza?! Why would anyone get a Tony Danza tattoo?

Because they are a specimen of gold-covered win spun of pure silky awesomeness?

/I would have gone with the Tony / Angela shower surprise scene
//one of the earliest entries in my fap bank


You fapped to that?
 
2011-01-19 12:43:30 PM  
Octomom Fetish Video: the logical mid-point between "Jersey Shore" and "Ouch My Balls"
 
2011-01-19 12:50:54 PM  
YTMND has the best Do Not Want image collections:

Here's a good one (new window)

And here's a Fark-based one from a few years ago (new window, possibly NSFW)
 
2011-01-19 12:51:53 PM  
I find her attractive. Especially her DSL.
 
2011-01-19 12:52:17 PM  
I'd like to think she didn't film that at her house, those aren't her kids toys, and her kids aren't in another room.
 
2011-01-19 12:55:22 PM  
Meh. Nowhere near as disturbing as the pregnant-out-to-here photo.

I gotta admire her for pulling herself up by her corset-straps and doing what she's gotta do to pay the bills.
 
2011-01-19 12:55:37 PM  
I think that she'd have more dignity to do porn over this.
 
2011-01-19 12:57:18 PM  

Ebenator: dalovindj: Ebenator: Tony Danza?! Why would anyone get a Tony Danza tattoo?

Because they are a specimen of gold-covered win spun of pure silky awesomeness?

/I would have gone with the Tony / Angela shower surprise scene
//one of the earliest entries in my fap bank

You fapped to that?


You didn't?
 
2011-01-19 12:59:22 PM  
Very much no
 
2011-01-19 01:02:41 PM  

zabadu: I'd like to think she didn't film that at her house, those aren't her kids toys, and her kids aren't in another room.


FTA: The eerily-erotic madness takes place all over Octo's La Habra home ... with Tattoo posing with her kids' horsey and inside their play castle.

Yeah, too late for that thought. Hope they make chewable Valtrex in fun flavors - or gummy Valtrex! Now that would be great, eh, kids?
 
2011-01-19 01:04:59 PM  
Octomom has a nice set of funbags.

And as for the wrecked vajayjay talk, wasn't her litter brought into the world via c-section? Her shamecave might still be in decent shape.
 
2011-01-19 01:08:02 PM  

Ebenator: dalovindj: Ebenator: Tony Danza?! Why would anyone get a Tony Danza tattoo?

Because they are a specimen of gold-covered win spun of pure silky awesomeness?

/I would have gone with the Tony / Angela shower surprise scene
//one of the earliest entries in my fap bank

You fapped to that?


Big whoop, youwannafightabout it?

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To a young newly pubescent man, Angela's tall slender frame, sandy blonde hair, and glistening body fresh out of the shower was enough to get the blood flowing. Add in that it's a forbidden glimpse, all at once breaking the boundaries they have established with each other and shattering taboo, and I started to get a little excited. Then further reflecting on the possibility that the demure single mother could give in in that situation, and let the brash, blue collar hired help ravish her as she was caught unawares in her private moments, neither one of them able to resist, turning on the floodgates of passion as that pent up sexual tension is released in a moment of forbidden fornication. . .

/yeah, I fapped
//2nd time this week Farkers have questioned my fapping choices
///I'm sure you all just fap to unicorns and rainbows all day
//don't judge me
/I also fapped to Sam
 
2011-01-19 01:11:47 PM  

fritopendejo: Octomom has a nice set of funbags.

And as for the wrecked vajayjay talk, wasn't her litter brought into the world via c-section? Her shamecave might still be in decent shape.


Who cares? You'd be thinking about having sex with a woman who thought 14 kids via IVF, for the sole purpose of becoming famous, was a good idea. A woman who thought that plastic surgery to make her look more like Angelina Jolie, again for the sole purpose of becoming famous, was a good idea.

That whole "never stick your dick in crazy" sentiment honestly, truly, applies here. She's crazier than a sack of rabid squirrels. I'm all for sex, but I like myself too much to do her.
 
2011-01-19 01:13:13 PM  

JimmySlicings: Ebenator: Tony Danza?! Why would anyone get a Tony Danza tattoo?

looks like Pete Rose.


Naw, look at the signature above it.
 
2011-01-19 01:13:19 PM  
As an aside, she has 14 kids, not 8 - shouldn't she be "Tetradecamom"?
 
2011-01-19 01:14:01 PM  

fritopendejo: Octomom has a nice set of funbags.


Agreed.
 
2011-01-19 01:19:09 PM  
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2011-01-19 01:20:26 PM  
For the record, thats not a real whip, those marks on his back are also fake and its shiat like this that gives BDSM a bad name.

That said, she is 50 pounds of crazy in a 25 pound bag and I would hit that like a runaway train. Seriously, anyone that pulled me out would automatically become the next King of England
 
2011-01-19 01:21:56 PM  

FormlessOne: As an aside, she has 14 kids, not 8 - shouldn't she be "Tetradecamom"?


At that point, the generic "clown car" applies, I think.
 
2011-01-19 01:25:46 PM  
As I said yesterday to be a true "Octo" porn she should be DV/DA/DO and have one in each hand.
 
2011-01-19 01:28:23 PM  
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2011-01-19 01:33:44 PM  
Oh her children are going to be sooooo proud of her when they grow up.

/Assuming they grow up with her, of course.
 
2011-01-19 01:34:06 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: As I said yesterday to be a true "Octo" porn she should be DV/DA/DO and have one in each hand.



Cautiously curious about the newsletter.

/wrapped in brown paper, bitte
 
2011-01-19 01:34:45 PM  
Oh, for fark's sake. "THEY'RE"!

At least get the first word of the thread right.

/farking English. How does it work?
 
2011-01-19 01:36:24 PM  

FormlessOne: zabadu: I'd like to think she didn't film that at her house, those aren't her kids toys, and her kids aren't in another room.

FTA: The eerily-erotic madness takes place all over Octo's La Habra home ... with Tattoo posing with her kids' horsey and inside their play castle.

Yeah, too late for that thought. Hope they make chewable Valtrex in fun flavors - or gummy Valtrex! Now that would be great, eh, kids?


So this woman is consistently visited by Child Services, yet she makes these vids in her home?

Darwin stupid.
 
2011-01-19 01:40:35 PM  
Obligatory:
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2011-01-19 01:40:59 PM  

FormlessOne: fritopendejo: Octomom has a nice set of funbags.

And as for the wrecked vajayjay talk, wasn't her litter brought into the world via c-section? Her shamecave might still be in decent shape.

Who cares? You'd be thinking about having sex with a woman who thought 14 kids via IVF, for the sole purpose of becoming famous, was a good idea. A woman who thought that plastic surgery to make her look more like Angelina Jolie, again for the sole purpose of becoming famous, was a good idea.

That whole "never stick your dick in crazy" sentiment honestly, truly, applies here. She's crazier than a sack of rabid squirrels. I'm all for sex, but I like myself too much to do her.


i like boobies
 
2011-01-19 01:51:12 PM  
Nip slip in pic 33?
 
2011-01-19 02:00:26 PM  
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2011-01-19 02:01:00 PM  

Ivan Yankinov: Nip slip in pic 33?


Looks like shadow from the TMZ watermark. Or she has the palest areolae that I have ever seen.
 
2011-01-19 02:03:39 PM  
We're putting a VIDEO presentation together for tomorrow when you wake up ... YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANNA MISS THE FOOTAGE!!!!!!

I would rather blow my own testicles off with a shotgun, in fact.
 
2011-01-19 02:06:14 PM  
Tried to keep it together...Couldn't. She's straight-up rackin'.

Fap.

/Pass the insane over this way.
 
2011-01-19 02:13:40 PM  
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2011-01-19 02:22:10 PM  
Just so much wrong here. My brain is infected.
 
2011-01-19 02:24:12 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*puke*
 
2011-01-19 02:48:58 PM  
dalovindj:
/I also fapped to Sam

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2011-01-19 02:50:17 PM  

JimmySlicings: dalovindj:
/I also fapped to Sam



ohhhhhhh, Sam Micelli.

What, no Mona?
 
2011-01-19 02:53:29 PM  

Dread Pirate Slasher: I find her attractive. Especially her DSL.


I hear she has cable.
 
2011-01-19 03:05:02 PM  

Nurglitch: Truly our civilization has reached its apex.


Yup. This just diminishes us all. Here's hoping she finds an anonymous little job somewhere that will allow her to support her family, and fades from view forever.
 
2011-01-19 03:07:07 PM  
Publicity Stunt. That guy's an annoying sidekick on some local Los Angeles radio show. They're just playing dress up and posing for some pictures.
 
2011-01-19 03:14:02 PM  
This confirms my suspicion that people with forehead tattoos will do anything for a job.
 
2011-01-19 03:25:37 PM  

ongbok: Their just trying to slowly ease her into the porn business. First it is this, next it will be bikini pictures, then topless, then full frontal and before you know it she will be going full ATM. As long as that porn guy has the note to her house and can hold it over her head it will happen.


Done in one, folks.

/One of the ways that Strip Clubs get strippers by getting girls to cocktail....2 months later, air-tight in the champagne room.
 
2011-01-19 03:29:13 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: I can't tell what is more wrong with those pictures.

Her using her kids' toys and rooms for the photo shoot?


I bet this detail leads to some unpleasant legal blowback...
 
2011-01-19 04:31:10 PM  

JimmySlicings: JimmySlicings: dalovindj:
/I also fapped to Sam


ohhhhhhh, Sam Micelli.

What, no Mona?


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2011-01-19 04:41:58 PM  
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2011-01-19 04:45:36 PM  
Heh, I knew this thread would be here somewhere as soon as I saw them......

nekom: What is this I don't even


You said it.
 
2011-01-19 05:17:39 PM  
She has huge... tracts of land.


And lips for parking the love boat.

/that's all I got
 
2011-01-19 05:40:19 PM  
Feh. ALLCAPS to solicit a response.

Wake me when shes doing triple penetration with the royal lippizaner stallions and eating poop out of a faberge egg.
 
2011-01-19 05:45:59 PM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: Wake me when shes doing triple penetration with the royal lippizaner stallions and eating poop out of a faberge egg.


Is that a real thing?
 
2011-01-19 05:53:29 PM  

dalovindj: Bartleby the Scrivener: Wake me when shes doing triple penetration with the royal lippizaner stallions and eating poop out of a faberge egg.

Is that a real thing?


Of course its not. Its an internet response suggesting that this particular activity is nothing more than a fabricated product and that no event, barring the extreme, would be worthy of any sort of support, financial or cultural.

But you knew that.
 
2011-01-19 05:59:19 PM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: Of course its not. Its an internet response suggesting that this particular activity is nothing more than a fabricated product and that no event, barring the extreme, would be worthy of any sort of support, financial or cultural.

But you knew that.


I wasn't sure. Wouldn't put it past humanity to have poop-out-of-faberge-egg porn as a real thing. Scared to google. If it was real, I'd bet that most of the eggs would be fake. The premium version, with real faberge eggs would be much sought after, and likely the province of only the uber rich. Unless they decided to share. Or it leaked.
 
2011-01-19 06:20:30 PM  
I always imagined that if she made a porno it would more closely resemble the "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" scene from the opening of 300.
 
2011-01-19 06:50:48 PM  
fark it. I'm clicking. If I don't comment in the next 10 minutes, send in the marines.
But be sure to let them know if they hear fapping sounds to just leave quietly.
 
2011-01-19 06:53:06 PM  
wow.

umm.


yeah.


do not want is not strong enough. I think i'm going to be physically ill after looking at those.
 
2011-01-19 06:56:09 PM  
Yea, she's on the right track. Get back to me when she's getting skullfarked and buttplowed and generally degraded. I'll pay for watch that on the tubes.
 
2011-01-19 07:13:20 PM  
Yikes...just yikes...
 
2011-01-19 07:44:23 PM  
I hate that woman and every fiber of her psycho-infused body...but yeah...I'd grudge fark the shiat out of it...
 
2011-01-19 08:15:17 PM  
hit.
 
2011-01-19 09:31:19 PM  
No no no no no no no! I'm not going to give them clicks for that "story". Fark you, TMZ.
 
2011-01-19 11:37:02 PM  

mongbiohazard: No no no no no no no! I'm not going to give them clicks for that "story". Fark you, TMZ.


Don't worry. I just clicked it an extra time for you so we're good.
 
2011-01-20 12:02:14 AM  
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2011-01-20 01:41:46 AM  
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I hear ya, I do; but be honest - if your buddies weren't around to take the piss out of you, you would...wouldn't you?

/Man enough to admit it
 
2011-01-20 09:53:10 AM  
Does anyone know how to remove watermarks?

This is for science and is not related to my fetish...I mean this article.
 
2011-01-20 10:47:20 AM  
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2011-01-20 01:23:50 PM  
14 kids, all via IVF should tell you that you are not porn star material.
 
2011-01-20 01:26:09 PM  

ABQGOD: 14 kids, all via IVF should tell you that you are not porn star material.


Rule 34
 
2011-01-20 07:36:29 PM  

ABQGOD: 14 kids, all via IVF should tell you that you are not porn star material.


......I'm not understanding this logic. She's demonstrated a complete lack of regard for her own health, the ability to have 14 separate people inside of her at once, and the complete lack of class and self-esteem necessary to allow a grown man named Tattoo to dress like a baby and pose on her children's toys and beds. Sounds like she was made for porn.
 
2011-01-20 08:58:39 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Her using her kids' toys and rooms for the photo shoot?


Whoa, whoa... are you sure that's her place they were using? I thought it was just random porn shoot place.

If so, holy shiat.
 
2011-01-20 10:31:34 PM  
Once you actually have kids, ...


never mind.
 
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