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(WTOP)   Rare "panda cow" born in Colorado, best served rare to endangered   (wtopnews.com) divider line
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2011-01-01 4:31:06 PM  
THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE.

This is what it's like to live in hicksville.

I should drive down to Loveland and punch some reporter in their face.

While I'm at it, I should dump all the farking newspapers they've been leaving on my driveway the last couple of months.

Here's a farking BREAKING NEWS UPDATE for the Loveland paper. I don't want your farking paper. I don't read it. It sits on my driveway a couple of days until I take the trash out. Then it goes in the trash.

WTF? I don't even live in Loveland.
 
2011-01-01 4:52:14 PM  
I bet burgers from it would be finger ling-ling good.
 
2011-01-01 7:31:18 PM  
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2011-01-01 7:55:16 PM  
What a panda cow looks like:

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2011-01-01 7:55:45 PM  
No pics? Really??
 
2011-01-01 7:57:24 PM  
pics would have been super
 
2011-01-01 7:57:32 PM  
with pic

Link (new window)

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2011-01-01 7:58:19 PM  
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/01/AR2j1517. html?hpid=topnews
 
2011-01-01 8:01:04 PM  
beef teriyaki to go, please
 
2011-01-01 8:01:23 PM  
That cow is a bull. I don't live in Loveland either. WTF?
 
2011-01-01 8:03:08 PM  
That's cool actually. It'll be even cooler, when it's filet mignon.

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2011-01-01 8:06:26 PM  
Why in the hell do you need a miniature cow? What kind of nutjob wants a pet cow?

Now I know our country is doomed.
 
2011-01-01 8:06:38 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: That's cool actually. It'll be even cooler, when it's filet mignon.


You don't win friends with salad. Apparently.

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/vegaquarian
 
2011-01-01 8:07:18 PM  
Panda? It looks pretty darn close to "Belted Galloways", and although they aren't COMMON, there are way more than 24 in the world or whatever (and I think some of them even have white faces)...

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Link (pops): http://www.fearrington.com/village/cows.asp

This is a place outside of Chapel Hill, NC. Petty cool place.
 
2011-01-01 8:07:45 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Why in the hell do you need a miniature cow? What kind of nutjob wants a pet cow?

Now I know our country is doomed.


for when you want a little steak
 
2011-01-01 8:09:39 PM  
If you're going to write an article about something with an interesting appearance, whatever else you do, DON'T show a picture of it. DON'T!

Because that might make sense.
 
2011-01-01 8:10:51 PM  

trillium13: If you're going to write an article about something with an interesting appearance, whatever else you do, DON'T show a picture of it. DON'T!

Because that might make sense.


How about a stock photo "what a baby cow might very well look like"?
 
2011-01-01 8:15:08 PM  
Meh on the panda cow but could use a mini-roo.
 
2011-01-01 8:25:47 PM  
We called it a Holtsein, just like my two ex-wives.

/Bitter rancher needs bleu cheese
 
2011-01-01 8:28:04 PM  
THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. Check back soon for further information. AP
 
2011-01-01 8:40:45 PM  
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!
 
2011-01-01 8:47:03 PM  
Where'd get there hands on a Panda to fark that cow?
 
2011-01-01 8:50:11 PM  
Link (new window)
 
2011-01-01 9:19:05 PM  
It's not as cool as Pussy Cow (new window)!
 
2011-01-01 9:32:54 PM  
Panda dog not impressed
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Neither is Panda-phant.
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2011-01-01 9:33:35 PM  

Brew_Crew: Where'd get there hands on a Panda to fark that cow?


came for this, leaving satisfied
 
2011-01-01 9:42:22 PM  

Happy Hours: THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE.

This is what it's like to live in hicksville.

I should drive down to Loveland and punch some reporter in their face.

While I'm at it, I should dump all the farking newspapers they've been leaving on my driveway the last couple of months.


More like THIS IS A WEBSITE TEMPLATE
 
2011-01-01 9:46:06 PM  
Pets?
Pet Cow?
A Pet Cow?
A Farking Pet Cow?

.

Must be hell on the carpet.
 
2011-01-01 10:13:24 PM  
You said rare twice.
 
2011-01-01 10:31:14 PM  
Meh, there's a bunch of oreo cows somewhere up near the black hills.
 
2011-01-01 10:36:12 PM  
Panda? I call them Oreo cows
 
2011-01-01 10:45:47 PM  
Belted Gallawoys?? I thought they were cop cows...
 
2011-01-01 10:48:03 PM  
Meh. Let me know when you've got a cowala ready for me.

/designer miniature pet cow snob.
 
2011-01-01 10:48:43 PM  

nrdgrl: with pic

Link (new window)


Somebody with photoshop skills should do one of those 4 panel comics where it zooms into the cow on the left's face a couple times, and then zooms out to reveal that everybody's face is now that cow.
 
2011-01-01 11:20:19 PM  

Over Macho Grande: Panda? It looks pretty darn close to "Belted Galloways", and although they aren't COMMON, there are way more than 24 in the world or whatever (and I think some of them even have white faces)...

Link (pops): http://www.fearrington.com/village/cows.asp

This is a place outside of Chapel Hill, NC. Petty cool place.


That was my first thought. Hell, they're common enough a guy outside the town my parents live in has them. They're like mobile mooing oreos.
 
2011-01-01 11:54:13 PM  

madgordy: Pets?
Pet Cow?
A Pet Cow?
A Farking Pet Cow?
.

Must be hell on the carpet.


A $30,000 pet cow.
 
2011-01-02 12:03:04 AM  
Was the farmer busted for Pandaring?
 
2011-01-02 12:46:32 AM  

madgordy: Pets?
Pet Cow?
A Pet Cow?
A Farking Pet Cow?
.

Must be hell on the carpet.


I think they're kept more for people who want to incorporate nature-y stuff into their lives, but don't have a lot of space or money for feeding. A tiny cow could keep your lawn trimmed, provide milk for your family, and, one day, become steaks (though I'm pretty sure you couldn't keep one within city limits).
 
2011-01-02 12:47:30 AM  
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2011-01-02 12:51:03 AM  
Pandamoonium
 
2011-01-02 1:00:55 AM  

Happy Hours: THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE.

This is what it's like to live in hicksville.

I should drive down to Loveland and punch some reporter in their face.

While I'm at it, I should dump all the farking newspapers they've been leaving on my driveway the last couple of months.

Here's a farking BREAKING NEWS UPDATE for the Loveland paper. I don't want your farking paper. I don't read it. It sits on my driveway a couple of days until I take the trash out. Then it goes in the trash.

WTF? I don't even live in Loveland.


I used to live in Loveland. It's quite a lovely place really. Not a big city but it is a proper city. A LOT of public art. OMG there are sculptures EVERYWHERE. Don't recall seeing many cows though. Maybe down by Berthod.
 
2011-01-02 1:31:41 AM  

nrdgrl: with pic

Link (new window)


Mom cow looks like she will Cut. A. biatch.
 
2011-01-02 1:40:35 AM  
Doesn't Loverboy have a song for this situation?
 
2011-01-02 2:54:10 AM  
I want a tiny cow!
 
2011-01-02 5:36:54 AM  

Ambivalence: Don't recall seeing many cows though.


They were all hiding from the raping pandas.
 
2011-01-02 8:53:55 AM  
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Post-Apocaliptic Panda wants steak

/Rod Zuanic
 
2011-01-02 10:50:13 AM  
Why would you breed food to be cute?
 
2011-01-02 12:39:58 PM  
Looks soooo delicious.

/PANDA's INVADED OUR FOOD SUPPLY!
 
2011-01-02 1:07:06 PM  
How is it "rare" when it's genetic manipulation?
 
2011-01-02 1:52:14 PM  
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Armadillo wolf hunts panda cow
 
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