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(eBay)   The comedic art of responding to negative (and positive) feedback on eBay   ( cgi2.ebay.com) divider line
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25695 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jul 2003 at 12:56 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-04 12:57:45 PM  
A good read. A+++++++++++
2003-07-04 01:00:15 PM  
It was good - but not THAT good.
2003-07-04 01:00:55 PM  
Go away PLA!
2003-07-04 01:02:37 PM  
looks like red box chilli pepper of pla (phone losers of america) fame.
2003-07-04 01:02:47 PM  
Haha. Good stuff.
2003-07-04 01:02:59 PM  
If by "read" you mean "cock," well, then, um, you're weird.

/too early
2003-07-04 01:03:25 PM  
RBCP is the man!
2003-07-04 01:03:30 PM  
submitter is lying, not funny.
2003-07-04 01:06:20 PM  
If by comedic, you mean crying for attention, then yes it was.
2003-07-04 01:06:44 PM  
Sort of funny, but I hate all the last-second ebay bots, so in effect I still hate ebay. That makes it not really that funny, and equals out to 'beh'.
2003-07-04 01:07:22 PM  
ByteBark: cactus
2003-07-04 01:07:43 PM  
how strange
2003-07-04 01:08:09 PM  
This guy rules
2003-07-04 01:08:29 PM  
Why was it a complaint if he got his money back?
2003-07-04 01:09:57 PM  

If by comedic, you mean crying for attention, then yes it was.

I think you are overanalyzing this just a tad. . .lighten up buddy.
2003-07-04 01:10:15 PM  
Great read.
2003-07-04 01:10:48 PM  
(Weird Al - eBay)

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
2003-07-04 01:11:14 PM  
sad. i'd like the last 60 seconds of my life back please.
2003-07-04 01:11:32 PM  
Was it just me or was that possibly the worst attempt at humor that I have ever read on Fark?
2003-07-04 01:15:39 PM  
brianewart, it's not all bad:
Praise : Received the CD very promptly!!
Response by phoneloser-rbcp - Hope you enjoy the 1 good song on this CD.

I remember that this guy posted a link to his ebay feedback in a classified recently. Apparently somebody decided to submit it ;-p
2003-07-04 01:20:34 PM  
i have tears this is so damn funny. i can think of one or two people i know who would pull something like this.
2003-07-04 01:20:41 PM  
Goddamn that new weird al CD cracks me up, too bad i didn't pay for it

/RIAA target
2003-07-04 01:23:54 PM  
I thought it was funny...
2003-07-04 01:25:28 PM  
That's funny? Oh, well, if it makes you laugh, who am I to judge?
2003-07-04 01:25:42 PM  
i like this better

2003-07-04 01:26:42 PM  
that didn't work, needs more coffee

http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&membe​rId=andy 46477&items=250

2003-07-04 01:27:32 PM  
the feedback he's left for others is amusing, as well.
2003-07-04 01:28:25 PM  
Here's some more funny eBay feedback.
2003-07-04 01:30:41 PM  
I love how people here don't think that's funny when it obviously is. Those must be the same lame jacka$$es that laugh when EVERY FRIDAY the "photoshop phriday" link gets plastered all over the site like a friday night whore on her favorite corner....It's sad that people weren't born with the ability to laugh at things that are funny, unless their nerdy friends say it's funny first.
RBCP is one of the funniest people on the planet. You're all just jealous biatches.
2003-07-04 01:31:27 PM  
P.S. Cactus
2003-07-04 01:33:37 PM  
Here's some more funny eBay feedback.

My eyes are watering I'm laughing so hard.

Praise: Tub o jelly. 12 gallon belly. Greasy layers, oh so smelly. SEXUALLY ENTICING

What's up with this guy?????
2003-07-04 01:33:38 PM  
Oh, and here I was thinking humor was subjective. Silly me!
2003-07-04 01:36:48 PM  
Best link ever!
2003-07-04 01:38:24 PM  
Yep, silly you.
2003-07-04 01:54:58 PM  
Arbie is a clever little monkey
2003-07-04 01:57:25 PM  
Agreed, ToStupidTooCare's link is wayyyy better. That made my day. :)
2003-07-04 02:00:08 PM  
2003-07-04 02:00:12 PM  
Praise: I do not like him, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
Response by miligram - Lay off my green eggs you prick! As for the ham, well, you can jam it!
Follow-up by andy46477 - Sam does not jam ham. Not a pound. Not a gram.

Tell me that's not funny.
2003-07-04 02:00:28 PM  
Most of the second link isn't as good I don't think...this, however, is comic gold:

chocha (3) (not a registered user) Jul-01-99 02:22:06 PST
Praise: My friend's mommy told me what Chocha means in Spanish. Then she showed me. A++!

Guess it's funnier if you speak Spanish...though if you're smart you can guess what it means I suppose.
2003-07-04 02:01:02 PM  

Very funny. Thank you. It made my day.
2003-07-04 02:01:21 PM  
not as good as the one by toostupid, but came across it when looking at the first one.


http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&membe​rId=king cutie&items=25
2003-07-04 02:09:13 PM  
Whoever submitted this is my hero!! THaNX
2003-07-04 02:16:14 PM  
This guy is an awesome Ashat, I hope to buy from him.

Whoah... this section of fark looks a bit different now....
2003-07-04 02:17:21 PM  
dogfather_jr, Vici Rhombic420


I have to give credit to aprilwinchill.com for the link. And i didn't even get when i first read the his feedback how he matched his responses to the names of the buyers/sellers. I just thought they were comments made at random. stupid me.
2003-07-04 02:17:31 PM  
ToStupidTooCare: Thank you for the link! It was excellent! Like a ferret in my pants, it gives me great intrigue and pain! Wheee!
2003-07-04 02:27:54 PM  
It reads like someone from PWOT started selling on Ebay.
2003-07-04 02:29:10 PM  
Ferret in your pants? Man, thats hardcore.
2003-07-04 02:29:12 PM  
Great link. LoL
2003-07-04 02:36:07 PM  
that was really hilarious
2003-07-04 02:36:32 PM  
Praise: Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them.

Probably trying to hit those damn sneaky leprechauns.
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