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(Some Guy)   In response to the TSA, Reddit has announced Operation Grab-Ass   (blog.reddit.com) divider line
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23970 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Nov 2010 at 5:21 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2010-11-17 4:57:25 PM  
I'll choose the patdown and moan like a woman with a 14 inch dick in her ass.
 
2010-11-17 5:22:53 PM  
You moaned as you typed that, didn't you?
 
2010-11-17 5:23:43 PM  
I hope they get credit for all their hard work this time...
 
2010-11-17 5:24:06 PM  
At least they were given proper credit this time, right?
 
2010-11-17 5:24:17 PM  
Why is Reddit suddenly relevant on Fark? Is this a sponsored link?
 
2010-11-17 5:24:53 PM  

bride_of_adam_cole: I hope they get credit for all their hard work this time...


Son of a ... Oh well.
 
2010-11-17 5:24:57 PM  
I know grabass, but what the hell is a reddit?
 
2010-11-17 5:25:44 PM  
Oh Reddit is against these new 'security' measures? No wonder drew curtis's fark.com is spamming links about it. In the end though I'm sure you'll all just get over it.
 
2010-11-17 5:25:53 PM  
reddit does stuff
Fark biatches about stuff
 
2010-11-17 5:26:03 PM  

Wight Power: At least they were given proper credit this time, right?


I was gonna say "don't touch my junk" guy.
 
2010-11-17 5:26:08 PM  
oh, shiat, Reddit!

Careful or Drew might over-react!
 
2010-11-17 5:26:19 PM  
my little brother is vacationing in savannah, tennessee, and hopefully reading fark today. so, to him i say,

fark you, douchenozzle. its snowing and 6 degrees here. i hope the TSA checks your prostate on your way back.

/with two hands on your shoulders during the whole "screening"
//love, your brother
 
2010-11-17 5:26:28 PM  

ultraholland: I know grabass, but what the hell is a reddit?


It's like a more terrible Fark, if you can imagine such a thing.
 
2010-11-17 5:26:36 PM  
It won't matter
 
2010-11-17 5:27:02 PM  
Can't we all just grab a schlong?
 
2010-11-17 5:27:24 PM  
I opted out of the scan a couple weeks ago. Getting the pat down is uncomfortable, but I'd rather make the TSA meathead conducting it feel as uncomfortable as I do than hand them a quick, painless way of looking at me naked with no consequences/steak dinner involved.

fark them, if they want to push bullshiat policies with dubious effects on safety, they're gonna have to work for it.
 
2010-11-17 5:27:48 PM  
I'd like to say that this is an awesome image though:
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2010-11-17 5:28:22 PM  
What the hell is a reddit?
 
2010-11-17 5:28:54 PM  
They certainly can't hurt things.
 
2010-11-17 5:29:11 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I'd like to say that this is an awesome image though:


Yeah, but it's the one after it that's making me get all fappy.
 
2010-11-17 5:29:37 PM  

lockers: What the hell is a reddit?


I think it comes out your bieber.
 
2010-11-17 5:29:49 PM  

lockers: What the hell is a reddit?


oops, this was covered. and with more panache.
 
2010-11-17 5:30:09 PM  
I KNEW Reddit had something to do with this.

It is sad to watch Drew's slow slide into insanity because of that site.
 
2010-11-17 5:30:22 PM  
Every time I see reddit I read it as Red Dot, maybe I should lay off of the Call of Duty...
 
2010-11-17 5:30:57 PM  
I'm pretty tired of talking about/reading about the TSA today, so let's talk about Reddit. For real, can they have made an uglier layout? And what's wrong with having a thread that continues in a line from beginning to end and doesn't hide half the comments? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

/seriously
 
2010-11-17 5:31:16 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I'd like to say that this is an awesome image though:


You just try getting through security with a burning torch and a big spiked hat.

/Being made of 81 tons of copper doesn't help either
 
2010-11-17 5:31:44 PM  
Reddit? Damn near killed it LOL...!!!

/anyone?
//i tried
 
2010-11-17 5:32:02 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I'd like to say that this is an awesome image though:



yes, if you love breasts that are two distinctly different sizes...I know I do..
 
2010-11-17 5:32:14 PM  
STOP WITH THE TSA!!!
 
2010-11-17 5:32:20 PM  

Phil Clinton: Reddit? Damn near killed it LOL...!!!

/anyone?
//i tried


I lol'd.
 
2010-11-17 5:33:05 PM  

elffster: BumpInTheNight: I'd like to say that this is an awesome image though:


yes, if you love breasts that are two distinctly different sizes...I know I do..


The bigger one is the one carrying the plastic explosive.
 
2010-11-17 5:33:42 PM  

CaesarSneezy: I'm pretty tired of talking about/reading about the TSA today, so let's talk about Reddit. For real, can they have made an uglier layout? And what's wrong with having a thread that continues in a line from beginning to end and doesn't hide half the comments? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

/seriously


Well the vast majority of 'redditors' are 12 years old for a start.

/the rest are in college
//kind of hard to tell the difference between the two
 
2010-11-17 5:33:55 PM  
Grabass "gonewild"?

/anyone.., anyone?
 
2010-11-17 5:34:03 PM  
If I get pulled aside for an enhanced pat-down, I might just take all my clothes off before they do it. I'm not going to be the only one to suffer, damnit.
 
2010-11-17 5:34:13 PM  
But does Reddit have Cue Moment™s?
 
2010-11-17 5:34:31 PM  

Schmoppo: Can't we all just grab a schlong?


There's an idea. Offer to touch the TSA agent everywhere they touch you.
 
2010-11-17 5:34:31 PM  
CaesarSneezy: And what's wrong with having a thread that continues in a line from beginning to end and doesn't hide half the comments?

Drew has considered making this optional for users. I think it'll make the threads far less coherent than they already are.
 
2010-11-17 5:35:30 PM  

ThisNameSux: reddit does stuff
Fark biatches about stuff


I wouldn't have it any other way.
 
2010-11-17 5:36:07 PM  

lockers: What the hell is a reddit?


Your cornhole after the "enhanced" TSA groping
 
2010-11-17 5:36:12 PM  
If a guy's sole job is to feel up your balls every single day, moaning probably isn't going to make the guy feel embarrassed. He's probably already witnessed it, likely several times that day alone.
 
2010-11-17 5:36:28 PM  
Why all the threads about TSA?

Bashy35: STOP WITH THE TSA!!!


FARKING THIS!

/Kinda tired of every other story on Fark being about TSA
 
2010-11-17 5:36:30 PM  

CaesarSneezy: ultraholland: I know grabass, but what the hell is a reddit?

It's like a more terrible Fark, if you can imagine such a thing.


I'd heard of Reddit but had never actually gone to their site. It looks like a junior high school kid is the webmaster. That is a terrible looking site.
 
2010-11-17 5:36:33 PM  
I have to say, I am very glad that this TSA madness broke out AFTER I returned from my honeymoon, and that I will not be traveling for the holidays.

Even if it does turn out to be a bunch of people overreacting.

/wife got a pat down in tahiti and was completely fine...
//glad it wasn't in the US
 
2010-11-17 5:36:42 PM  
AbsentFriends: Schmoppo: Can't we all just grab a schlong?

There's an idea. Offer to touch the TSA agent everywhere they touch you.


Charge them $20 to touch you, $40 to blow you or $5 to watch you fap. And stress there will be no kissing on the lips.
 
2010-11-17 5:37:05 PM  

elffster: BumpInTheNight: I'd like to say that this is an awesome image though:


yes, if you love breasts that are two distinctly different sizes...I know I do..


Just like centipedes, it's more common than you think.
 
2010-11-17 5:37:20 PM  

elev8meL8r: elffster: BumpInTheNight: I'd like to say that this is an awesome image though:


yes, if you love breasts that are two distinctly different sizes...I know I do..

The bigger one is the one carrying the plastic explosive.


While the smaller one has a Laser Beam Powered Shark Inside! (now with heady goodness!)
 
2010-11-17 5:38:00 PM  
Why? John Stewart's just going to tell them they don't matter.
 
2010-11-17 5:38:33 PM  
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2010-11-17 5:38:43 PM  
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2010-11-17 5:39:41 PM  
When will the TSA institute the full Mandingo?
 
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