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(Some Guy)   National Blonde Day is here. Most blondes forget. Hairdressers prepare cauldrons of peroxide for the fake blondes   ( nationalblondeday.com) divider line
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2003-06-30 10:23:59 AM  
I like......stuff
2003-06-30 10:40:23 AM  
Shiat load of blonde jokes comming in
2003-06-30 12:27:29 PM  
so when is national brunette day? Or do I need to fund a cutsey chick movie about a brunette to make that happen?
2003-06-30 01:28:58 PM  
cutsey chick movie about a brunette

That would be cool. Instead of being a giggly dipshiat, the brunette would be serious and smart. Probably wouldn't sell well, though.
2003-06-30 01:42:09 PM  
Maybe all the blondes should just get naked today.

Oh, and I mean the hot ones, no fat chicks.
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2003-06-30 01:46:42 PM  
I used to work with a writer who would go absolutely bat sheet whenever a blonde would walk by. If it had breasts and was blonde, she was a 'babe' to this guy.

It is the only case of 'blonde blindness' I've witnessed personally.
2003-06-30 02:46:45 PM  
Wake me for National Redhead Day.
2003-06-30 02:53:46 PM  

slow day on Fark...when it's up
2003-06-30 02:58:18 PM  
slow day on Fark...when it's up

Maybe Drew spilled peroxide on the server...
2003-06-30 02:58:35 PM  
Yay! It's like a day just for me!
2003-06-30 02:58:36 PM  
blondes suck
2003-06-30 02:58:57 PM  
I propose that we post pics of our favorite blondes.
2003-06-30 02:59:53 PM  
I'm confused. Is it National Natural Blonde Day, Or just any woman who can afford peroxide Blonde Day ? It should be qualified; the cutoff is the the curtains MUST match the rug.

"I'm so overjoyed about this, I think I will go and eat a box of jelly doughnuts."

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2003-06-30 03:00:17 PM  
Thank God T3 opens this week. It may not be the greatest film, but I personally guarantee its better than Legally Blonde 2. Dear blondes (the females anyway): Please just shut up and kiss me.
2003-06-30 03:00:29 PM  

LOLOLOLO!!!1!!1!! L33!
2003-06-30 03:00:48 PM  
Note to self: When at work, do NOT do a GIS for blonde!

/throws himself out.
2003-06-30 03:01:01 PM  

blondes suck

Thats why they are so popular, particularly when they swallow.
2003-06-30 03:01:52 PM  
2003-06-30 03:02:07 PM  
Skinink: I don't wanna find out if that one is the real McCoy...

Bleecch! :P
2003-06-30 03:02:55 PM  
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!!

/I don't get it
2003-06-30 03:03:04 PM  
..because everyone knows that we are all supposed to fit in a barbie doll mold.

I raise my glass to carbon-copy blondes everywhere, It's a day all about you.
2003-06-30 03:03:31 PM  
Oh... It's an ad. Never mind.
2003-06-30 03:03:36 PM  
Digitalstrange got there first.
2003-06-30 03:03:40 PM  
You have such pretty blonde hair.
Why do you color your root brown.

/duck, exit stage left.
2003-06-30 03:03:51 PM  
Does this mean I get presents?

/twirling strand of waist length carpet matching blonde hair around finger
2003-06-30 03:03:53 PM  
Monday is National Blonde Day, in honor of the July 2 opening of what's set to be one of the summer's hottest movies, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White And Blonde."

Free advertising on Fark?
2003-06-30 03:04:12 PM  
Let us not disappoint woodstock:

Q: What did the bolnde name her zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: How can you tell if a blode did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the lawn.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is having a really bad day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear, and she cant find her cigarette.

Q: How does a blonde like here eggs in the morning?
A: Unfertilized.

Q: Why was the Blonde's leg yellow?
A: Her dog is blonde too.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

Q: What would you get if Antonine Scalia had a child by a blonde?
A: We'll never find out - Some guys not even a Blonde would fark.

Q: What do you call it when a Blonde dyes her hair brown?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 120?
A: A foursome.

Q: How many blondes does it take to fark the Cincinnati Bengals?
A: Just one. Boomer Esiason.

And the revenge:
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So Brunettes can remember them.

And one for the redheads:
Q: How do you start a fight with a redhead.
A: Speak.
2003-06-30 03:06:51 PM  
Isn't every day national blonde day?
2003-06-30 03:08:25 PM  
What? Nothing in Canada?
Who the hell do you American a-holes think you are? Do you think we don't exist? If we were in prison, you'd be our biatch. Now befor you think of doing anything fun or interesting you better bow down and make sure we get the big piece of chicken.

Know it. Love it. Respect it.

Now fix this glaring omission, and we'll pretend this didn't happen.
2003-06-30 03:08:43 PM  
Am I the first to notice how, true to blonde form, there's "more information click..." hypertext at the bottom of the page that links - to the SAME PAGE you're currently on?
2003-06-30 03:08:55 PM  
GIS for blonde
2003-06-30 03:08:59 PM  
And more still, classics at that...

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch n'sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Why did the blonde get fired from working for M & M's?
She kept throwing away all the "w"s.

What is a drunk's mating call?
"I'm so-ooooo drunk!"
2003-06-30 03:09:06 PM  
2003-06-30 03:10:03 PM  
Lmao, skinink...very funny
2003-06-30 03:10:19 PM  
that headline is a riot.....

did you know only ONE in 10 blondes is naturally that way?
2003-06-30 03:10:37 PM  
GIS for blonde

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2003-06-30 03:10:58 PM  
"Skinink: I don't wanna find out if that one is the real McCoy..."

Me neither, although I am curious about Kelly Preston. Her scientologist hubby don't scare me neither, as far as he's concerned, I say up his nose with a rubber hose.

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2003-06-30 03:11:54 PM  
I just painted my house with blonde paint. It's not too bright, but it spreads really easy.
2003-06-30 03:12:01 PM  
I'm the only one who still thinks anna nicole is cute..
2003-06-30 03:12:54 PM  
I vote for natural - no matter what hair color. Reality is a beautiful thing.
2003-06-30 03:13:48 PM  
COLA: Yes, you are. You have a problem. You need help. Intervention for Cola, everybody!!
2003-06-30 03:14:55 PM  
Hell Skinink, I think I would say that I am giving her a closer inspection in the name of Xenu or the Big El Ron.

Dayum she's hot. Too bad there's nothing upstairs...
2003-06-30 03:15:06 PM  
UPC_Head, sorry, but Canada doesn't exist. Your accent is too messed up..
2003-06-30 03:15:14 PM  
why were blondes given a few more brain cells than a horse?

so they wouldn't shiat during the parade.

/thank you, thank you
2003-06-30 03:15:24 PM  
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2003-06-30 03:16:30 PM  
philm, nice
2003-06-30 03:16:34 PM  
2003-06-30 03:12:01 PM cola

I'm the only one who still thinks anna nicole is cute..

Yes. Have you seen her show?
2003-06-30 03:18:03 PM  
Can I open my presents now??

Can I? Can I???
2003-06-30 03:18:56 PM  
//chime//: I've seen parts of one episode... too bad her personality makes her unattractive.

But I still think she's cute to look at! She wore this little tee with her chubby belly showing a bit :D aww.
2003-06-30 03:20:14 PM  
I thought National Blonde Day was June 32?


Thank you folks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses. And remember, the 9:30 show is ALWAYS different than the 7 o'clock.
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