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(The Sun)   5'7" cucumber threatens to destroy everything and everyone   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, cucumbers, CHINESE, Oxfordshire, southern China  
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2010-10-06 10:29:31 PM  
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2010-10-06 10:56:54 PM  
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
 
2010-10-06 11:02:17 PM  
Wonder which size queen is gonna try and take this sucker on?
 
2010-10-06 11:12:07 PM  
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2010-10-06 11:26:08 PM  
I must be truly twisted. I read the headline briefly as: cunniligous (ya I know spelling is wrong) cucumber.

You da*n Farkers.
 
2010-10-07 12:29:59 AM  
Certainly no one will need YOUR services now!

?
 
2010-10-07 2:41:28 AM  
everybody panic?
 
2010-10-07 2:41:31 AM  
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2010-10-07 2:43:52 AM  
Cumungous? Isn't that the villain in the 2nd Mad Max movie?
 
2010-10-07 2:44:41 AM  
Came to post "Spinal Tap." I see my work here is done.
 
2010-10-07 2:45:05 AM  
lol, Cumungous. I think I've seen that movie.
 
2010-10-07 2:46:25 AM  
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2010-10-07 2:47:08 AM  
At least it's not a pickle.
 
2010-10-07 2:47:39 AM  
...especially Subby's mother.
 
2010-10-07 2:48:05 AM  
For a minute there, I thought the article said something about "...with the help of horse dong". Missed it by a vowel.
 
2010-10-07 2:48:19 AM  
Holy Frick!

That's a mighty cuke!

;)
 
2010-10-07 2:48:49 AM  

Twitch Boy: At least it's not a pickle.


Leave it in long enough and it will be.
 
2010-10-07 2:49:20 AM  
I told you god as a woman

/giggity!
 
2010-10-07 2:49:29 AM  
This is why I eat only organic cucumbers. Screw these melamine-filled mutant cucumbers grown in soil contaminated with toxic drywall. Organic is the only way to go.
 
2010-10-07 2:49:34 AM  
I hereby dub thee "The Duggars' Dildo."
 
2010-10-07 2:50:41 AM  
Anyone up for doing some power squats at the cucumber patch?
 
2010-10-07 2:51:44 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: I hereby dub thee "The Duggars' Dildo."


[slowclap.gif]
 
2010-10-07 2:53:36 AM  
Hey
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2010-10-07 3:02:24 AM  
FTFA: Akele Hi grew the monster veg, which is 5ft 7ins long and weighs 154lbs, on his vegetable patch in Hefei, southern China.

So that means it's about, say, 150lbs of water and 4lbs of cucumber?

/hate cucumbers
 
2010-10-07 3:02:24 AM  
Goddammit, I have chronic insomnia, am half drunk, one of the more entertaining FARK greens is in a late night giant cucumber thread and I have to be in court in less than six hours. I think I'll go out back and traumatize my soon to be ex-wife's feral cats.
 
2010-10-07 3:02:40 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.


More likely from seeing quite a few cucumbers in your time ;)
 
2010-10-07 3:05:24 AM  
The wife sure looks happy.
 
2010-10-07 3:08:44 AM  
"Mine's bigger than that."
 
2010-10-07 3:11:10 AM  
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Please don't take me to the pickle farm!!!
 
2010-10-07 3:11:42 AM  
It's a pod.
Don't go to sleep.
 
2010-10-07 3:12:13 AM  
*came in looking for Steve Dallas and the talking cucumber image*
...
*leaves disappointed*
 
2010-10-07 3:14:26 AM  

miss diminutive: So that means it's about, say, 150lbs of water and 4lbs of cucumber?


Stop making fun of me
/I'm huge in Asia
 
2010-10-07 3:15:15 AM  
Octomom approves of this veggie tale
 
2010-10-07 3:22:48 AM  
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2010-10-07 3:48:35 AM  

angelwolf65: Octomom approves of this veggie tale


Eeew, what a gastly image! Get out of my head!
 
2010-10-07 3:49:34 AM  
horse shiat.
 
2010-10-07 3:55:59 AM  

angelwolf65: Octomom approves of this veggie tale


I don't think that thing would even touch the hallway walls.
 
2010-10-07 4:09:34 AM  
[INSERT OBLIGATORY PARIS HILTON JOKE HERE]
 
2010-10-07 4:24:29 AM  
Chinese cukes are no danger. It's the zucchinis that threaten to overrun the world. Just ask anybody who has ever planted zucchini. They can't be stopped, except by the first real killing frost.
 
2010-10-07 4:39:09 AM  
The related article on the side is relevant to my interests.

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2010-10-07 4:41:45 AM  
I wonder if this is the Cucumber Patch LoC keeps telling people to do squats in.
 
2010-10-07 4:42:38 AM  

Warchild0: The related article on the side is relevant to my interests.


She wants to watch the world burn.
 
2010-10-07 4:45:44 AM  
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"Meh."
 
2010-10-07 6:17:08 AM  
Interesting, all the women seem to be happy with the cuke. Yet, my ex-wife is no where to be found. Coincidence?
 
2010-10-07 6:29:01 AM  
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Found swimming nearby, in the irrigation water.
 
2010-10-07 6:59:17 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.


Nah.
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2010-10-07 7:21:29 AM  

Aisling McStabby: Cumungous? Isn't that the villain in the 2nd Mad Max movie?


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/Just walk away, no one needs to get hurt
 
2010-10-07 7:43:52 AM  
I'll bet it's as tasty as an oak tree.
 
2010-10-07 7:56:12 AM  
Subbys mom last seen buying a first class ticket to China.
 
2010-10-07 7:56:36 AM  
I am greatly distressed, aunt Augusta, that I couldn't buy this giant cucumber, not even for ready money.
 
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