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(The Smoking Gun)   That Intercourse, Pennsylvania judge who handed out condom-stuffed acorns to unsuspecting women? Well, here's a photo of his nuts   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2010-09-30 10:41:03 AM  
What was the point of that supposed to be?
 
2010-09-30 10:58:19 AM  

z_gringo: What was the point of that supposed to be?


Beats me. I'm sure the nuts are inedible and the condoms are now useless.
 
2010-09-30 11:37:15 AM  

z_gringo: What was the point of that supposed to be?


My mind is perpetually in the gutter and I can't figure that one out. Maybe it's a metaphor, because the guy is clearly f*cking nuts.
 
2010-09-30 11:43:56 AM  
He's not being charged just for handing these out is he? I mean, he's clearly loopy, but where's the crime in that?
 
2010-09-30 11:44:23 AM  

Nabb1: z_gringo: What was the point of that supposed to be?

My mind is perpetually in the gutter and I can't figure that one out. Maybe it's a metaphor, because the guy is clearly f*cking nuts.


"Hey baby...mind if I store my nuts in your cheeks?"
 
2010-09-30 1:01:31 PM  
At least the condoms weren't used.
 
2010-09-30 1:07:12 PM  
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Approves.
 
2010-09-30 1:26:44 PM  
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2010-09-30 1:26:52 PM  
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
 
2010-09-30 1:27:50 PM  
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Wibble.
 
2010-09-30 1:27:53 PM  

z_gringo: What was the point of that supposed to be?


From a tiny acorn the mighty Oak shall grow

/does that mean I'm nuts as well?
 
2010-09-30 1:28:17 PM  
A republican candidate in south central pa handing out condoms to random women?

insert http://Scannersguy.jpg/ here
 
2010-09-30 1:28:32 PM  
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2010-09-30 1:29:46 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2010-09-30 1:31:35 PM  
No balls on chin guy? The article, the headline, and this thread all suck. I shall take my highly valued opinions elsewhere.
 
2010-09-30 1:32:16 PM  
So, let me get this straight: a judge is promoting safe sex in a creative and fun way, and liberal r-tards are in a tizzy?

Stay classy, libs.
 
2010-09-30 1:35:17 PM  
where these used condoms?

If not, I don't see the crime.
 
2010-09-30 1:36:54 PM  
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2010-09-30 1:40:11 PM  
This isn't a new idea. They had condoms in hazelnuts for gag gifts in Germany in the mid '80s
 
2010-09-30 1:40:43 PM  
Yep, nuts all right.
 
2010-09-30 1:41:27 PM  

z_gringo: What was the point of that supposed to be?


I remember some knucklehead doing this in grade school. The joke is supposed to be that they're the nuts for a rubber tree.
 
2010-09-30 1:42:40 PM  
You can only get from Blue Ball to Paradise through Intercourse. PA, that is.
 
2010-09-30 1:43:21 PM  
The judge didn't make them, I've seen people with them in Northern MN. They are made out of real acorns. A hole is drilled where the seed connects to the stem and is pluged up after the condom is inside. It looks quite real.

Wouldn't use one in real life because the only way to get the condom out is to crush the nut. Wouldn't want to take the risk because it would be too easy to puncture.
 
2010-09-30 1:47:08 PM  

Citrate1007: The judge didn't make them, I've seen people with them in Northern MN. They are made out of real acorns. A hole is drilled where the seed connects to the stem and is pluged up after the condom is inside. It looks quite real.

Wouldn't use one in real life because the only way to get the condom out is to crush the nut. Wouldn't want to take the risk because it would be too easy to puncture.


I see what you did there...
 
2010-09-30 1:47:58 PM  

z_gringo: What was the point of that supposed to be?


compassionate soul which contrived through the medium of the verse nuts structure to sublimate this, transcend that and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other. And one is left with a profound and vivid insight into
 
2010-09-30 1:52:07 PM  
Citrate1007
...the only way to get the condom out is to crush the nut....
Every single male FARKer winced when they read that.
 
2010-09-30 1:58:10 PM  

Citrate1007: The judge didn't make them, I've seen people with them in Northern MN. They are made out of real acorns. A hole is drilled where the seed connects to the stem and is pluged up after the condom is inside. It looks quite real.

Wouldn't use one in real life because the only way to get the condom out is to crush the nut. Wouldn't want to take the risk because it would be too easy to puncture.


Yeah... but why is it supposed to be funny? :\
 
2010-09-30 2:03:36 PM  
Everyone's here for Vince, leaving satisfied...
 
2010-09-30 2:13:00 PM  
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2010-09-30 2:13:33 PM  
W
T
F
 
2010-09-30 2:19:51 PM  

cyclebiff: So, let me get this straight: a judge is promoting safe sex in a creative and fun way, and liberal r-tards are in a tizzy?

Stay classy, libs.


Stay delusional and nuts, Retardicans.
 
2010-09-30 2:26:31 PM  
Step 1: Put a hole in the acorn
Step 2: Put your condom in the acorn...
 
2010-09-30 2:29:31 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: cyclebiff: So, let me get this straight: a judge is promoting safe sex in a creative and fun way, and liberal r-tards are in a tizzy?

Stay classy, libs.

Stay delusional and nuts, Retardicans.


Successful troll is successful.
 
2010-09-30 2:31:52 PM  

olddeegee: You can only get from Blue Ball to Paradise through Intercourse. PA, that is.


Don't forget about Bird-in-Hand & Virginville...

/yes, all real towns
 
2010-09-30 2:34:31 PM  
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2010-09-30 2:35:50 PM  
I was on the phone with this guy last week about a traffic ticket, he helped me avoid a DOT hearing. Nice dude. Didn't even mention acorn sex.

/CSB
 
2010-09-30 2:39:34 PM  
Personally I thought you were supposed to bust your nut inside of the condom, and not the other way around...

In all seriousness, even though this guy was crude and ill mannered, should it be considered a crime to hand out unused condoms to adult women? I'm not so sure about that.
 
2010-09-30 2:44:16 PM  
The nut is supposed to go INSIDE the condom. Your doing it wrong.

On the flip side, he's doing what most of us really wish we could do, but don't have the nuts to go through with it. Giving his nuts to lots of strange women.
 
2010-09-30 2:48:48 PM  
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That man's nuts! Grab 'em!
 
2010-09-30 2:58:06 PM  
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Let's investigate this "acorn".
 
2010-09-30 2:58:26 PM  
You forgot about A.C.O.R.N. already?

Condoms.....rubber.....glue.....

/got nothing
 
2010-09-30 3:36:15 PM  

PatientZero: Citrate1007: The judge didn't make them, I've seen people with them in Northern MN. They are made out of real acorns. A hole is drilled where the seed connects to the stem and is pluged up after the condom is inside. It looks quite real.

Wouldn't use one in real life because the only way to get the condom out is to crush the nut. Wouldn't want to take the risk because it would be too easy to puncture.

Yeah... but why is it supposed to be funny? :\


I second this. I don't get it, either.
 
2010-09-30 3:39:30 PM  
NUTS
 
2010-09-30 3:55:31 PM  

ThatOneGuy: The nut is supposed to go INSIDE the condom. Your doing it wrong.


You may want to read the back of the box again.
 
2010-09-30 4:03:30 PM  
I don't quite understand why there are charges being filed against this guy. The items (nut condoms) were not illegal or dangerous. This is akin to arresting someone for handing out pamphlets. Is it because this is in Amish country?
 
2010-09-30 5:47:17 PM  
I think I would have laughed if some random guy handed me one of those. As long as it's not slimy or something, it's funny, just because it makes no sense.

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/not hot
 
2010-09-30 6:49:22 PM  
Link (new window)
Go ahead:laugh. It is actually quite amusing.
 
2010-09-30 6:55:38 PM  

EvilVanMan: Link (new window)
Go ahead:laugh. It is actually quite amusing.


that was bad, bad, bad.
 
2010-10-01 2:09:31 AM  
Intercourse and nuts go hand-in-gland.

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2010-10-01 2:32:32 AM  
F: I wanna ask you one question. If i had some nuts, hangin' on the walls, What would i have?
M: Darling, you'd have some wallnuts

F: Well, daddy, if i had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?
M: Hell yeah

F: Well, daddy, if i had nuts under my chin would those be chin-nuts?
M: Hell no biatch, you'd have a dick in your mouth.
 
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