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(Daily Mail)   Kelly McGillis joins gay partner in civil union. This is not a repeat from 1986's Top Gun or 1988's The Accused   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2010-09-18 11:01:34 PM  
+1
 
2010-09-18 11:33:30 PM  
Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)
 
2010-09-19 12:18:43 AM  
She hasn't aged particularly well ...
 
2010-09-19 12:27:48 AM  
Knowing what we know now, kinda makes you wonder if Jodie Foster and Kelly McGillis got it on while they were making The Accused...when they were both young and hot....
 
2010-09-19 5:40:05 AM  

propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)


Damn you farked Tom Cruise. What was it like, oh gosh i can only imagine, details!!!
 
2010-09-19 6:42:10 AM  
I unfap to you, Kelly McGillis. A thousand unfaps.
 
2010-09-19 6:43:58 AM  

propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)


Yeah, me too, but she tried to give me her number afterwards and I'm all, "Hey, that's not cool, but you seem fun, so good luck", and then she's all emailing me titties every day and I'm all "Oh no, MORE titties?" Anyway it turns out her career went to hell afterwards, so I feel a little guilty because another foray from my eyes-on-the-prize sperms could have maybe kept her in the public eye.
 
2010-09-19 6:44:47 AM  

gregoropolis: propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)

Damn you farked Tom Cruise. What was it like, oh gosh i can only imagine, details!!!


Gritty.
 
2010-09-19 7:06:20 AM  
TFA:The actress, best known for her role in Top Gun, married sale executive Melanie Leis in New Jersey this week.

"sales executive"! Don't you limey bastards speak English over there? (God damn it. Next thing you know they'll be spelling "color" with a farking "u" stuffed into it somewhere.)
 
2010-09-19 7:06:54 AM  

propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)


Pro tip: Keep details between yourself and outed lesbian low key until you can prove you're not the one who made her want to switch teams.
 
2010-09-19 7:07:48 AM  

gregoropolis: propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)

Damn you farked Tom Cruise. What was it like, oh gosh i can only imagine, details!!!


I just hope he got treated for body thetans! Those things are worse than pubic lice.
 
2010-09-19 7:07:51 AM  
Who's Tom Cruise?
 
2010-09-19 7:09:22 AM  

T-Servo: Who's Tom Cruise?


Well, he's short and wimpy with an empty head and stubby arms that don't work.
 
2010-09-19 7:19:50 AM  

Ed Grubermann: T-Servo: Who's Tom Cruise?

Well, he's short and wimpy with an empty head and stubby arms that don't work.


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His hover-skirt doesn't seem to work too well.
 
2010-09-19 8:01:10 AM  
They mention 3 of her acting partners at the end, the most obvious at this point being Jodie Foster who is herself a lesbian. Could Jodie have known?? Did her Gaydar ring like a bell on the bicycle of the good humor man??

I guess can we ask if Kelly's rang for Tom Cruise??
 
2010-09-19 9:34:24 AM  
Go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyN8VN4BSzM
 
2010-09-19 9:45:39 AM  
Meh.
1) Who cares?

2) I'm not that surprised she turned out to be gay.
 
2010-09-19 9:53:39 AM  
Subby -- that was very subtle. +2 internets from me.
 
2010-09-19 9:59:37 AM  
Kelly McGillis is a lesbian? That just makes Top Gun even more..... damn.
 
2010-09-19 10:04:28 AM  

kmmontandon: She hasn't aged particularly well ...


What?

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She looks fantastic. She's 53. She looks FANTASTIC. We all age. If you don't want to go through aging, just Jimmy Dean yourself and get it over with. But aging can be fun, too. Give it a try.
 
2010-09-19 10:24:29 AM  
I think she looks fine for her age. I always figured she was gay. You go, girl.
 
2010-09-19 10:40:36 AM  
Wah! 11 year age difference!!! WAH! Oh, wait, it's only creepy when it's an older (white) man and a younger woman. Got it.
 
2010-09-19 10:41:44 AM  
Talk to me, Goose!
 
2010-09-19 10:47:30 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Kelly McGillis is a lesbian? That just makes Top Gun even more..... damn.


...more... Mavericky?
 
2010-09-19 11:36:50 AM  
Subby wins HOTD.

desertmouse: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Kelly McGillis is a lesbian? That just makes Top Gun even more..... damn.

...more... Mavericky?


It's been a great Sunday so far.
 
2010-09-19 11:37:47 AM  

Diarrhea Anne Frank: propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)

Yeah, me too, but she tried to give me her number afterwards and I'm all, "Hey, that's not cool, but you seem fun, so good luck", and then she's all emailing me titties every day and I'm all "Oh no, MORE titties?" Anyway it turns out her career went to hell afterwards, so I feel a little guilty because another foray from my eyes-on-the-prize sperms could have maybe kept her in the public eye.


Comment: +1 Fark handle: +1,000
 
2010-09-19 12:15:16 PM  

Diarrhea Anne Frank: propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)

Yeah, me too, but she tried to give me her number afterwards and I'm all, "Hey, that's not cool, but you seem fun, so good luck", and then she's all emailing me titties every day and I'm all "Oh no, MORE titties?" Anyway it turns out her career went to hell afterwards, so I feel a little guilty because another foray from my eyes-on-the-prize sperms could have maybe kept her in the public eye.


A++ Would believe again.
 
2010-09-19 12:19:27 PM  
"But aging can be fun, too. Give it a try."

It sure beats the alternative!
 
2010-09-19 1:14:18 PM  

TheOther: Talk to me, Goose!


Hey Mav, why don't we land the plane, go play some volleyball and then have some buttsecks?
 
2010-09-19 1:14:57 PM  
ExperianScaresCthulhu Quote 2010-09-19 10:04:28 AM
kmmontandon: She hasn't aged particularly well ...

What?

i.dailymail.co.uk

She looks fantastic. She's 53. She looks FANTASTIC. We all age. If you don't want to go through aging, just Jimmy Dean yourself and get it over with. But aging can be fun, too. Give it a try.

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Come on grandpa. Your white cane and guide dog are over here. Stop bothering the nice folks now.

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I'm 43, and no. She doesn't look FANTASTIC. She looks like a 53 year old granny. Not hot.
 
2010-09-19 1:52:30 PM  
It sucks she was gang raped when she was just starting out. IIRC, One of the rapists got rearrested just a couple of years ago...for rape.
 
2010-09-19 2:08:31 PM  

indarwinsshadow: ExperianScaresCthulhu Quote 2010-09-19 10:04:28 AM
kmmontandon: She hasn't aged particularly well ...

What?

i.dailymail.co.uk

She looks fantastic. She's 53. She looks FANTASTIC. We all age. If you don't want to go through aging, just Jimmy Dean yourself and get it over with. But aging can be fun, too. Give it a try.
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Come on grandpa. Your white cane and guide dog are over here. Stop bothering the nice folks now.

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I'm 43, and no. She doesn't look FANTASTIC. She looks like a 53 year old granny. Not hot.


I don't think she looks like a granny, but then again I don't there's anything wrong with grannies under 85.
 
2010-09-19 2:20:46 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Wah! 11 year age difference!!! WAH! Oh, wait, it's only creepy when it's an older (white) man and a younger woman. Got it.


I know this is your pet cause but allow me to correct you. It's not the age difference, it tends to be creepy how men completely disregard women past a certain age, because - shock - people tend to be less attractive as the years roll on. Older women can be fun and bubbly and sweet and whatever other non-physical qualities younger women often possess that older women supposedly don't, but they are consistently overlooked in favor of older women. You see now why it's creepy? 40ish men should be wiser but some still chase the 20 year old tail who have no other particularly redeeming qualities. They don't care about the personality. It's all about the age. And they often have no intention of impregnating these women, so it's not about being "hard wired" blah blah. But if you want to go evolutionary biology on my ass, then take the flip side: gold diggers, er, women who seek "good providers". You know - women who are only interested in a guy's net worth. Do you sarcastically "waah wah" when men complain about these shallow creeps, too? (Something tells me not.) Both groups are shallow and the predatory nature of their shallowness is creepy. Got it? Finally? Good.

TOP GUN!
 
2010-09-19 2:21:58 PM  

aendeuryu: propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)

Pro tip: Keep details between yourself and outed lesbian low key until you can prove you're not the one who made her want to switch teams.


You're assuming Propasaurus is male...
 
2010-09-19 3:30:50 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: We all age. If you don't want to go through aging, just Jimmy Dean sausage yourself and get it over with.


ftfy
 
2010-09-19 4:15:06 PM  

farkplug: It's not the age difference, it tends to be creepy how men completely disregard women past a certain age,


But it's OK when women completely diregard a guy when he's young and shy and insecure? You weren't interested in me then, the hell with you now.

"Older women can be fun and bubbly and sweet and whatever other non-physical qualities younger women often possess that older women supposedly don't, "

"20 year old tail who have no other particularly redeeming qualities."


So first younger women have interesting "non-physical qualities", then they don't? Take your illogical, poorly thought out nonsense and shove it where the sun don't shine.

What's creepy is that you automatically assign older men a "predatory" nature completely disregarding the obvious; older women are often boring, conservative, out of shape and not interesting.

What's even more creepy is condemning an entire part of the human race because they're younger. You weren't young? You weren't dynamic, energetic, curious, alive, aware and intelligent when you were young? Young people can't be all these things? You hideous pro-aging deathoid nutter.

Face it, we men have to do all the work, and we face all the rejection. We also have the most to lose in a relationship.

So when the tables finally turn and I look more like a man as I age and you look and act more like a matron, forgive me if I have no sympathy for older women whatsoever.

You had your fun, my turn.
 
2010-09-19 6:10:57 PM  

T-Servo: Who's Tom Cruise?


Hairstylists mostly.
 
2010-09-19 9:46:34 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: farkplug: It's not the age difference, it tends to be creepy how men completely disregard women past a certain age,

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But it's OK when women completely diregard a guy when he's young and shy and insecure? You weren't interested in me then, the hell with you now.


Waah, waah, waah.

"Older women can be fun and bubbly and sweet and whatever other non-physical qualities younger women often possess that older women supposedly don't, "

"20 year old tail who have no other particularly redeeming qualities."

So first younger women have interesting "non-physical qualities", then they don't?


Nope. Didn't write that. Learn to read. Love the way you cut out the "some still chase the" preceding the "20 year old tail" part... I wrote that some men choose women who have no other redeeming qualities but their youth. I didn't write that all young women have no redeeming qualities. Concentrate harder. Learn to read gooder.

Take your illogical, poorly thought out nonsense and shove it where the sun don't shine.

Okay, Quantum Catastrophe. Let's check out your supposedly logical, well thought out argument that you pulled out from, worse than "where the sun don't shine" (nice old-man speak, btw), your head:

What's creepy is that you automatically assign older men a "predatory" nature completely disregarding the obvious; older women are often boring, conservative, out of shape and not interesting.

Nope. Read what I wrote. I wrote "SOME" men. I never wrote "all" men, because that would be retarded. And guess what: older men are often boring, dull, flabby and conservative as well. I guess you just don't see them, because they're not always after your ass. And you are probably too busy checking out the young tail, hmm?

What's even more creepy is condemning an entire part of the human race because they're younger.

Even if I were guilty of it, why is this more creepy than condemning an entire part of the human race because a few chix dissed you in high school, again?

You weren't young? You weren't dynamic, energetic, curious, alive, aware and intelligent when you were young? Young people can't be all these things? You hideous pro-aging deathoid nutter.

Um, first of all, I AM young. Why do you think older men preying on young women for no other reason than that they are young piss me off so much? If anyone here is pro-aging, it's you. I.E., you are saying that men, and only men, get better with age. Hokay.

Face it, we men have to do all the work, and we face all the rejection. We also have the most to lose in a relationship.

BULLSHIAT. All the work?? This has NEVER been the case. And who are you to say what any individual, of any gender, loses in a relationship, master of generalization? Oh, are you speaking purely in monetary terms? There goes that shallow streak again.

So when the tables finally turn and I look more like a man as I age and you look and act more like a matron, forgive me if I have no sympathy for older women whatsoever.

You should seriously see somebody about this massive chip you have on your shoulder. It's ugly and it can't be good for you.

So that's hardly a "rationale" (more like personal waah waah vendetta), but also here's the thing: men have this delusion that they look hotter when they age. Dream on. Attractiveness with advancing age is about equivalent in both sexes. (see poster below) Men might only be generally more valued as they age by SOME (sorry for the caps, just thought it'd be easier for your far-sighted eyes to read) of the opposite sex because of accumulation of wealth. It's a survival instinct. Do you think any young woman in her right mind would want to be seen with Ron Wood if he weren't a millionaire? Wise up.

You had your fun, my turn.

YOUR TURN? That is hilarious. You post the same "poor me, the chix ignored me when i was young and dweeby, Quantum Apostrophe seeks revenge on that entire age group! mwah ah ah ah!" crap at every opportunity.

And if you meant that I had my fun in "my youth", surprise -- I'm still having fun! WITH OTHER YOUTHS. I have met appealing older men, but have also met far too many scuzzbags who are only after some hot, taut flesh. Fark them. They can pay for their sex.

If you meant posting here by "my fun", it was not fun. It never is, because I can always expect feeble defenses of your tiresome (as in, it's been repeated for years) position like what you've posted here. But I took a stab at it. Oh, and:

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2010-09-20 3:32:43 AM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: T-Servo: Who's Tom Cruise?

Hairstylists mostly.



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2010-09-20 9:54:34 AM  

indarwinsshadow: I'm 43, and no. She doesn't look FANTASTIC. She looks like a 53 year old granny. Not hot.


Agreed. She looks like she's in her mid to late 60s.
 
2010-09-20 11:19:32 AM  

rekoil: aendeuryu: propasaurus: Ten years ago, I would've hit that.

/oh wait, I did. ;)

Pro tip: Keep details between yourself and outed lesbian low key until you can prove you're not the one who made her want to switch teams.

You're assuming Propasaurus is male...


Actually, if you read it in a woman's voice, it still works... and she becomes the one who convinced Kelly to switch to the other team.

/Bonus!
 
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