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(   Car club to attempt world record hearse procession. Knowing subby's luck, he'll end up driving behind that   ( divider line
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2010-09-18 02:27:14 PM  
They have to have corpses, or it doesn't count.
2010-09-18 02:27:47 PM  
Yeah, that is called a typical weekday in rural Georgia.
2010-09-18 02:28:12 PM  
I thought it said horses, and I still got the joke.
2010-09-18 02:30:57 PM  
Will PK be there?
2010-09-18 02:33:10 PM  
better than being stretched out in one though, eh Subby?
2010-09-18 02:51:30 PM  
I wonder what the current record is. When the Rain City Hearse Club does a big event, we usually have about a dozen coaches. Denver has a HUGE group though, and I'm sure they could get over 50 together if they tried.
2010-09-18 02:53:41 PM  
I was in a funeral procession the other day. It's amazing how many people don't know the laws.

/I know.... cool story bro
2010-09-18 02:55:29 PM  

nacker: I was in a funeral procession the other day. It's amazing how many people don't know the laws.

/I know.... cool story bro

State laws here require motorists to stop for funeral processions going the opposite direction if the road is not divided, and to stop if the procession is in going the same direction in divided and non-divided roads.
2010-09-18 02:57:44 PM  
I predict this thread will be superior.
2010-09-18 03:06:00 PM  
Funny, I've never been in an honest-to-God, someone-is-dead funeral procession, nor have I encountered one since acquiring my car.

In Illinois, I think people slowed down for a long one, but didn't stop. I'm not sure if that's the law though.
2010-09-18 03:06:38 PM  
Funeral Procession Pro Tip #1: Be sure to remove the funeral procession flag from your vehicle before running errands the next day in order to avoid an awkward conversation with a stranger. But it makes a great cat toy!
2010-09-18 03:13:24 PM  
Fark funeral processions. Dead folk oughta the common courtesy to tie up the whole damned road for an hour. La-de-dah, you're dead. Great, whatever, just get the fark off the road. Seriously, no one else gives a shiat. Move.
2010-09-18 04:25:33 PM Full Size
2010-09-18 07:51:20 PM  
They fell short by seven, according to this article.

Link (new window)

I actually went to the Hell hearse show a few years ago. I love hearses but man some of those people are weird!
2010-09-18 09:48:27 PM  
man. that's to bad.
i went there today and considering it is in the middle of nowhere they still had a lot of people there.
2010-09-18 10:34:42 PM  

wolf_in_cheapclothing: I predict this thread will be superior.

Nicely done.
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