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2010-09-16 11:19:28 AM  
There will be a $1,000,000 project at teaching them how to wipe their arses later on.

Africa, thy name is 'STUPID.'

/Geez. Is this the most ignorant place on Earth?
 
2010-09-16 11:22:48 AM  

Rik01: There will be a $1,000,000 project at teaching them how to wipe their arses later on.

Africa, thy name is 'STUPID.'

/Geez. Is this the most ignorant place on Earth?


I think that what subby did there went over your head.
 
2010-09-16 11:26:13 AM  
Oh Lucianne, you weren't content to just spray us with your spawn, you've got to keep opening your mouth as well.
 
2010-09-16 11:29:01 AM  
Our government spent $823k to teach people how to wash their own dicks. Fcuck it. We don't deserve to be a prosperous nation.
 
2010-09-16 11:34:15 AM  
Oh, Rik01.

You really cocked up your comment there. Perhaps it's fair to say you made a balls-up, or you went for it and muffed it.
 
2010-09-16 11:38:39 AM  
Saving Millions (on health care) by Educating the iGnorant Men of Africa.


/I tried too hard on that one. My apologies.
 
2010-09-16 11:50:05 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Saving Millions (on health care) by Educating the iGnorant Men of Africa.


/I tried too hard on that one. My apologies.


Yeah, dude. That was pretty... cheesy.
 
2010-09-16 11:52:32 AM  
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

And that's the secret of NIMH.
 
2010-09-16 12:02:38 PM  
Say what you will about this program, but washing the tip of the penis is stimulating.
 
2010-09-16 12:05:34 PM  
So not only are they buying into the bogus 'circumcision reduces HIV chances' study that was refuted, now they're throwing money at it?

Fascinating.
 
2010-09-16 12:13:23 PM  
SCIENCE BAD!!!1!
 
2010-09-16 12:15:44 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: 'circumcision reduces HIV' chances


adjusted relative risk was 71% lower for circumcised men. (new window)

Its seems rather obvious considering it entails removing a mucus membrane.
 
2010-09-16 12:29:02 PM  
FTA: The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011

Any of you African farkers out there can still get your penis washed for free.
 
2010-09-16 12:42:19 PM  
Subby,

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2010-09-16 1:05:22 PM  
Wash your dick.

/Where's my $800,000?
 
2010-09-16 1:21:33 PM  
Now, I've heard all about those impressive African dicks. But I just can't imagine that one of them would be *quite* so much more difficult to wash than my little white one.
 
2010-09-16 1:34:02 PM  

Barakku: Wash your dick.

/Where's my $800,000?


Presumably since you can spell, you've gone to school, had some sort of education, the benefit of someone teaching simple hygiene.

You've had your parents, teachers, total strangers tell you about the necessity in keeping yourself clean. You've had at least 1, 2, 3 or maybe even 4 skin cleaning lessons in your lifetime.
 
2010-09-16 1:46:03 PM  
Umm, give me four hundred grand and they can watch my dog for two days.

I think the real biatch is that money sold to the public as going towards stimulating the American Economy was spent, instead on teaching African tribes basic hygiene.

Stick that shait in an aid package, not the Stimulus, geesh.
 
2010-09-16 1:48:27 PM  
IS THE ROYAL PEN1S CLEAN??
 
2010-09-16 1:49:07 PM  
Your royal penis is clean.
 
2010-09-16 1:49:47 PM  
But any money the government spends is good for the economy! Those researchers will buy lots of soap!

Why do people hate science?!
 
2010-09-16 1:50:01 PM  
'Groes gotsa wash-up
 
2010-09-16 1:50:23 PM  
Great use of our taxpayer dollars there Barry. What an Obummer.
 
2010-09-16 1:52:31 PM  
We should just pretend Africa isn't there and focus on the rest of the world.
 
2010-09-16 1:53:20 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Barakku: Wash your dick.

/Where's my $800,000?

Presumably since you can spell, you've gone to school, had some sort of education, the benefit of someone teaching simple hygiene.

You've had your parents, teachers, total strangers tell you about the necessity in keeping yourself clean. You've had at least 1, 2, 3 or maybe even 4 skin cleaning lessons in your lifetime.



Jesus Christ. They're not teaching them HOW to wash their dicks, they're trying to educate them on the importance of washing their dicks RIGHT AFTER SEX, as a way of reducing the transmission of AIDS. They're not education about washing, they're educating about how washing can prevent disease, you racist mother farkers.

Oh right, but we're America, so we'd rather blow a 1 billion dollars on AIDS treatment drugs to a population that lacks the medical resources to properly administer them rather than spend .01% of that amount to prevent transmission in the first place.
 
2010-09-16 1:53:27 PM  
I'd like to give subby a hand-job well done.
 
2010-09-16 1:53:45 PM  

Rik01: There will be a $1,000,000 project at teaching them how to wipe their arses later on.

Africa, thy name is 'STUPID.'

/Geez. Is this the most ignorant place on Earth?


Well done. I'm surprised you only got two bites out of that.
 
2010-09-16 1:54:30 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: So not only are they buying into the bogus 'circumcision reduces HIV chances' study that was refuted refutiated, now they're throwing money at it?

Fascinating.


Sorry, pet peave.
 
2010-09-16 1:54:45 PM  

Barakku: Wash your dick.

/Where's my $800,000?


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2010-09-16 1:54:52 PM  
Nice subjob, nice....
 
2010-09-16 1:55:55 PM  

keytronic: I_Am_Weasel: Barakku: Wash your dick.

/Where's my $800,000?

Presumably since you can spell, you've gone to school, had some sort of education, the benefit of someone teaching simple hygiene.

You've had your parents, teachers, total strangers tell you about the necessity in keeping yourself clean. You've had at least 1, 2, 3 or maybe even 4 skin cleaning lessons in your lifetime.


Jesus Christ. They're not teaching them HOW to wash their dicks, they're trying to educate them on the importance of washing their dicks RIGHT AFTER SEX, as a way of reducing the transmission of AIDS. They're not education about washing, they're educating about how washing can prevent disease, you racist mother farkers.

Oh right, but we're America, so we'd rather blow a 1 billion dollars on AIDS treatment drugs to a population that lacks the medical resources to properly administer them rather than spend .01% of that amount to prevent transmission in the first place.


I think the Dems have jumped the shark on using the "racist" moniker everywhere. WTF was racist about that anyway?
 
2010-09-16 1:56:39 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: IS THE ROYAL PEN1S CLEAN??


Dammit.
 
2010-09-16 1:57:48 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Barakku: Wash your dick.

/Where's my $800,000?

Presumably since you can spell, you've gone to school, had some sort of education, the benefit of someone teaching simple hygiene.

You've had your parents, teachers, total strangers tell you about the necessity in keeping yourself clean. You've had at least 1, 2, 3 or maybe even 4 skin cleaning lessons in your lifetime.


Well, that and he probably has hands too.
 
2010-09-16 1:59:56 PM  

glassa: keytronic: I_Am_Weasel: Barakku: Wash your dick.

/Where's my $800,000?

Presumably since you can spell, you've gone to school, had some sort of education, the benefit of someone teaching simple hygiene.

You've had your parents, teachers, total strangers tell you about the necessity in keeping yourself clean. You've had at least 1, 2, 3 or maybe even 4 skin cleaning lessons in your lifetime.


Jesus Christ. They're not teaching them HOW to wash their dicks, they're trying to educate them on the importance of washing their dicks RIGHT AFTER SEX, as a way of reducing the transmission of AIDS. They're not education about washing, they're educating about how washing can prevent disease, you racist mother farkers.

Oh right, but we're America, so we'd rather blow a 1 billion dollars on AIDS treatment drugs to a population that lacks the medical resources to properly administer them rather than spend .01% of that amount to prevent transmission in the first place.

I think the Dems have jumped the shark on using the "racist" moniker everywhere. WTF was racist about that anyway?


If you can't spot the blatantly racist posts on this thread....well you must have blinders on. As to the specific post I was replying to, obviously it was not racist, I was simply backing up his point about the importance of education to populations that need it, regardless the subject.
 
2010-09-16 2:02:55 PM  
Next year, a 1.5 million dollar study on teaching people how to wipe their arse after taking a dump.
 
2010-09-16 2:03:28 PM  
Ugh. I had to fight this one once before.

Got a problem with this? I couldn't care less.

The NIH funds the studies they think are the best. Don't like it? Get a doctorate, learn something about science, and then you'll be in a position to criticize.
 
2010-09-16 2:03:59 PM  
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2010-09-16 2:04:03 PM  
Well, it was either use the money for this or use it to bomb brown people, right?

Because it's either science or bombs. Nothing in between.
 
2010-09-16 2:04:30 PM  

keytronic: I_Am_Weasel: Barakku: Wash your dick.

/Where's my $800,000?

Presumably since you can spell, you've gone to school, had some sort of education, the benefit of someone teaching simple hygiene.

You've had your parents, teachers, total strangers tell you about the necessity in keeping yourself clean. You've had at least 1, 2, 3 or maybe even 4 skin cleaning lessons in your lifetime.


Jesus Christ. They're not teaching them HOW to wash their dicks, they're trying to educate them on the importance of washing their dicks RIGHT AFTER SEX, as a way of reducing the transmission of AIDS. They're not education about washing, they're educating about how washing can prevent disease, you racist mother farkers.

Oh right, but we're America, so we'd rather blow a 1 billion dollars on AIDS treatment drugs to a population that lacks the medical resources to properly administer them rather than spend .01% of that amount to prevent transmission in the first place.


Welcome to my favorites list.
 
2010-09-16 2:04:56 PM  
It's not even just "wash your dick", which is probably good general advice. It's "wash your dick so you don't get AIDS" which is really really dumb advice.

The best way to avoid getting AIDS is to stop having sex with people who have AIDS.

The *second* best way to avoid getting AIDS is to use a condom when having sex with people who have AIDS. Too risky for me personally, I'll stick with the best way.

Having unprotected sex with someone who has AIDS and washing your dick later? Not an acceptable level of risk, guys!
 
2010-09-16 2:05:19 PM  
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/"Lillian told me that you had your dick in the sink."
 
2010-09-16 2:05:55 PM  
Artice worthless without pics
 
2010-09-16 2:08:12 PM  
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Her genitals are (allegedly) clean and low-mileage.

/somehow I doubt it
 
2010-09-16 2:08:30 PM  

Sexy Republican Girl: We should just pretend Africa isn't there and focus on the rest of the world.

We should just GO BACK TO pretendING Africa isn't there and focus on the rest of the WHITE world.
I know this is what you really meant, so FTFY
 
2010-09-16 2:08:41 PM  
Wouldn't it be nice if stimulus money were spent HERE?
 
2010-09-16 2:10:19 PM  
So is this post-stimulus spending
 
2010-09-16 2:11:34 PM  
The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011.


Will it be happy?
 
2010-09-16 2:12:01 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't it be nice if stimulus money were spent HERE?


I'm pretty sure the 20 or so graduate students who are paid from this grant over then next few years will spend the bulk of that money here on tuition, ramen noodles, and over-priced over-roasted coffee.
 
2010-09-16 2:13:12 PM  
I could tell by the page banner that the website isn't at all biased in any way and that this is the work of REAL AMURRICANSTM.

I'm taking a couple of points off because the eagle isn't crying, though.
 
2010-09-16 2:15:09 PM  
Sounds like a thinly disguised scheme for taxpayers to pay for Obama's handjobs.
 
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